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[silvurgalaxies]

Laser Tag Headcanons/AUs

The Sin Squad go out to play laser tag. Just a little thing I thought of haha

Snazz and Gear @alternativesaga, Dice @krystalia-productions and Peppermint @mangofritter, while Techno, PB, and Sloth belong to me. 

Feel free to add on to these as well. And let me know if they're accurate to your children!

-"Excuse me sir, but you can't bring in outside food or drinks into the arena." Dice: Okay. Will do. *as he carries in peppermint candy in his back pocket*

-Techno enters the game all like "I hope we all have a good time!" But when he enters the actual game he's terrifying and that nice attitude gets dropped in seconds. Techno takes the role of sniper on his team. He finds the highest point in the arena and plants himself there. He manages to shoot everyone before they can get him. He scores over +20,000 points just from sitting there and shooting everyone (assuming the game is played with unlimited bullets). Techno has good aim, and I see him doing this.

-Techno humming the "MLP:FIM" theme song as he aims and hits everyone with his gun from his sniper point.

-Gear's on a team opposing Techno. Let's say his team was losing badly and needed to tag the base. He manages not to get shot as much because he's shorter than the others are. He finds where Techno was hiding, and while they're playing, he clinks Techno for a few seconds, allowing the sniper to be distracted. As the alarm goes off that Gear's team tagged Techno's team's base, Techno pulls away to see what happened. Before he can react, Gear shoots him in the chest and makes a run for it before Techno could do anything, and Techno loses a good sum of his points from that.

-Gear and Techno on the same team would be a freaking nightmare everyone watch out those two are unstoppable when put on the same team. The two are the team captains and organize the perfect strategy for winning the match.

-”Incoming salt jar, take cover.” 

-Now Dice in this game would be scary. Like--he'd be scoring points just by walking around. He doesn't care that people see him in the arena especially because of all the white he wears that makes the black lights go insane and make him standout. When people see him coming, they panic. Dice would also be the one tagging most of the bases for his team.

-"Sir, you're wearing excessive amounts of white, you'll be seen from a mile away." "Does it look like I care? When they see me coming they'll want to run."

-What if someone tagged Peppermint and Dice was nearby and regardless or not if the person who tagged Peppermint was on his team he just starts after them like don't tag my bae I will legitimately murder you. Peppermint calling after him "Bae it's okay this game is with unlimited lives everything's fine now."

-Peppermint just becomes a ninja and completely merciless in the game. Just the only one able to tag Techno without Techno figuring out who the frick tagged him. Imagine Peppermint playing solo and tagging all the bases on their own without anyone finding out who it was. +Bonus points if everyone on the opposite team treats it like some kind of phantom or vigilante and get freaked out when their base goes off with an alarm and can't find the person who tagged it.

-Sloth falls asleep mid game in the arena in the corner and he's there with his gun and Techno keeps aiming for him but keeps missing and he's just really confused but Sloth is low key using magic to make his opponents miss while he takes a nap.  

-Sloth constantly tells PB that you can't stab someone with a laser gun. Sloth constantly gets pissed off at PB for the stupidest reasons:

-"No, the laser gun isn't real." "PB oh my god stop following Snazz around with that" "I just told you it wasn't real have you been doing this all game wtf" "SNAZZ IS LITERALLY ON YOUR TEAM" "sTOP FOLLOWING SNAZZ" "STOP EATING THE GUN ITS NOT FOOD." "oh my god what did I just say PB iTS NOT A REAL GUN" "ref, that skeleton is trying to kill my boyfriend with a laser gun"

-PB tries to sneak his knife into the game to kill Snazz during the match "Sir, we'll have to confiscate that. Weapons are not permitted." "OH GOD HE STABBED A GUY" "CALL SECURITY HOLY FRICK" +Bonus: PB gives up his knife, but the ref makes him take out all his weapons. PB sighs as he drops 34 knives on the ground. "Don't forget the other one", PB pulls out a 35th pocket knife and drops it on the ground as well.

-Sloth is responsible for inviting PB to the match. "Oops I didn't think he'd actually bring his knife to the game haha whoops" "Sloth he literally murdered someone how is that okay."

-Snazz comes dressed to the match in all spy wear, like he came dressed in all black and takes the game seriously. Sloth goes along with this, because he too, came dressed in all black. Snazz uses code names for his team members and has a fake walkie. While in the match, he only wants to be referred to by his code name but only Sloth uses it. He gets pissed when people won't use it.

-"Hey Snazz--" "SHH it's [codename]", "Okay, [codename], why is it you're using code names." "It keeps my identity a secret." "Sure--" -"[Sloth's codename], we have a code Red, repeat we have a code Red." "YOU NEVER WENT OVER ANY OF THIS WHAT IS A CODE RED" -"[Sloth's codename] we have to fall back! Retreat!" "Snazz, there's been literally no one in sight for two minutes"

-The ref telling Snazz to leave his hat in a cubby because it's distracting and hard to wear with the vest. "No hats in the game." "Excuse you good sir, but screw you."

-When Snazz works alone, he always finds someway to avoid being tagged, usually by swaying or doing some kind of dance move to get out of the way.

-Sloth and Snazz accidentally get on opposite teams. They treat it like a Romeo and Juliet scenario and meet in secret during the match. In the end, Snazz gets shot by someone on Sloth's team and loses most of his points. He acts like he's dying. Sloth shoots his own base to deplete his points so Snazz's team can win.

-Sloth and Snazz in the back corner of the arena having a dance party to the dubstep that plays during the match. +Bonus points if Gear interrupts it by shooting Sloth's sensor +Bonus bonus points if they chase after Gear for interrupting it

-Dice and Snazz on the same team and both of them want to be team captain so the other doesn't become team captain. The whole game they're arguing about it and rushing to the other team's base to show how worthy they are of the title. This ends up with their team winning and both of them getting the same amount of points for their team. -Snazz constantly trying to get Dice in trouble during this -"REF, I SAW DICE SMOKING IN THE BACK CORNER. HE NEEDS TO LEAVE."  -"OH MY GOD ARE YOU BLIND THAT IS THE SMOKE MACHINE." -Dice +bonus points if at the end of the game Dice's name comes up first on the leaderboard because "Dice" is towards the beginning of the alphabet +bonus bonus points: if Dice thinks this is the case, but Snazz's name is replaced with his code name that's actually towards the beginning of the alphabet and above Dice (Ex. "Ace" or something as his code name idk) +bonus bonus bonus points: Dice almost tackles Snazz to the ground because "that's cheating you have to use your real name", with Snazz's reply as "that is my real name"

-Free for all just turns into the skeletons going after their significant other just to see who will win the match or get the most points. +Bonus: Sloth vs Snazz: "Sloth omg stop napping I want this to be a fair fight" -Snazz +Bonus: Peppermint vs Dice: "I can't tag you bae" "Oh my god you did not" "You're gonna regret that get over here." -Dice +Bonus: Techno vs Gear: "I can't tag a short person" -Techno. "Say that to my face" -Gear, "fine then I will" -Techno, as he gets on his knees *Gear tags him and runs away* "Oh my god you're dead when I find you." -Techno +Bonus: "I hate laser tag so much." -PB, as he has no one

-The game(s) end and the squad get pizza at a restaurant nearby. Techno remarks they should all play again sometime. Everyone else just looks at him with a more...ehh look on their face.