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[howlingday]

Sci-Feiss VS Yangstern

Weiss: What... in the world... IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Yang: You heard me loud and clear! You and Ruby's kiddie cartoons can't compare to us cowboys, who can lasso up any one of them aliens of yours if'n I damn well pleased! Assumin' they're real, a'course.

Weiss: NO, YOU COULDN'T! Don't you realize how astronomically insane the power scaling in the series is?! And you're telling me a spaghetti western can go against Ben 10, who averages at a SOLAR LEVEL?!

Yang: No idea what you're talking about with pasta, but solar level is rookie stuff since most cowboys-

Weiss: "Ride into the sun on their trusty steed". Yeah, yeah, you already used that argument, Xiao Long. It's just plain false.

Yang: Dangit, Weiss, I'm tellin' ya it's true! I saw it with my own eyes!

Weiss: THROUGH A MOVIE!

Yang: Well, it's based on a real thing, even if the stories are made up! They wouldn't put that in if it wasn't darn possible, or it wouldn't be a western! It'd be one of your dumb sci-fi things!

Weiss: IT-! (Exhales) You know what? Fine. Let's say, for the sake of our argument, (Holding burp) Clint Eastwood is solar level.

Yang: Actually, I don't think I've ever seen Clint Eastwood goin' off to the sunset-

Weiss: ANY COWBOY! Okay?! Now, listen to me, Yang, because I am losing my goddamn mind here. There's this alien, Alien X, okay? They are a celestial-sapien, a race of beings that can control EVERYTHING with a mere thought! Are you with me so far?

Yang: Yeah, I guess.

Weiss: Okay, so, in the fourth episode of Omniverse, there's this device that destroys the universe. And guess what? Alien X not only survives, but they are able to RECREATE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE with a mere thought!

Yang: Oh, wow!

Weiss: Yeah! So you understand that the sun is only a small part of the universe. Hell, we don't even know how big our own universe is, so that is a lot more than the sun. This would make Alien X AT LEAST universal level!

Yang: Sounds about right.

Weiss: SO, if we've now established (Winces) Clint Eastwood, and all cowboys as SOLAR LEVEL then, and I can't believe I have to say this, CLINT EASTWOOD CANNOT BEAT ALIEN X!

Yang: ...

Weiss: Yeah. What do you have to say about that?

Yang: ...Well, there's this one who galloped into the stars-

Weiss: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Blake: ...Why am I so... smitten by this? I don't even know who Clintswood X is!

Blake: ...

Blake: ...Alien Clex?

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