#flonase parody

[afarcry5fromstraight]

Even the Father, knows deeply of allergens.

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YES, I wish to breathe freely

YES, I must enjoy the outdoors once more

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[auburnfamilynews]

Singalong with Crow

Hey guys.

I decided to write and record an inspirational song for all us Tiger fans, as we head into the game tonight. What’s more inspirational than a parody of the Archie’s hit “Sugar, Sugar?”

I hope you love it, or at least that it gets stuck in your head forever like it has been in mine all week.

My beautiful voice: brought to you by Flonase.

Jared

chuma okeke

and my guy bryce brown

shooting that thing from way downtown

Jared

chuma okeke

and that dude bryce brown

shooting that thing from way downtown

I just can’t believe that Coach pearl got us here

i just can’t believe its true

Beating Tennessee and Alabama twice this year

totally a basketball school

with Jared

chuma okeke

and that dude bryce brown

shooting that thing from way downtown

We’ve got jared

chuma okeke

and that dude bryce brown

shooting that thing from way downtown

chuma and bryce, jared and mclemore

Doughty and wiley too

Horace Spencer, Jvonn, and Danjel purifoy

AND CLASSIC MALIK BUSTIN THROUGH

SHOOT IT FROM OPELIKA JARED

DUNK EM THROUGH THE BASKET CHUMA

CLASSIC MALIK 10 BUCKETS A WEEK

MAKE IT RAIN FOR ME

JARED

chuma okeke

and that dude bryce brown

shooting that thing from way downtown

we’ve got jared

chuma okeke

and that dude bryce brown

shooting that thing from way downtown

WE’VE GOT JARED!

H/T to the weirdest fan song ever.

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