#flirting and the uwu will they wont they kissy bLEHDUFGWRG awful i hate it. id rather they just be snarky frenemies | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

toytulini · 4 years ago

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oh its cos i find Spike Fucking Annoying as hell. i get it okay thank u post before that was like pointing out that (fictional) murder is fine but its illegal to be annoying. exactly. ur right.

#toy txt post #btvs #if u disagree just keep scrolling im just tagging that for blog organization #yall are valid to like spike. you go ahead. i have no idea the fuck HOW but like you can do that #i. however. fucking hate him. and i want buffy to just. yeet him. away from her. forever. or even just. stop with the #flirting and the uwu will they wont they kissy bLEHDUFGWRG awful i hate it. id rather they just be snarky frenemies #making them ???? sp/uffy??? awful. i want to be clear this isnt a ship war thing. i quite literally hate every man in this show except for #Giles. i hate every man buffy ends up with. i liked oz briefly until. u kno. i want someone to save buffy from joss whedons boys pls #i hate how everytime buffy dates a dude and then He Sucks and then buffy is like...is this....my fault? is it me who is bad actually?#im going to scream. buffy. you are wonderful and amazing im sorry youre just. surrounded by shitty dudes for some reason. riley had the most #potential to be the least shitty. but then. he was army? and then also he was. doing whatever the fuck was going on there at the end #and THEN he fucking did that weird guilt trip ultimatum bullshit on buffy before leaving like FUCK that dude drop him for that alone #i dont know what was going on with the vampires with him. that whole plotline just felt really weird and cursed and the framing of it was so #awkward and uncomfortable???? that was just a wildly uncomfortable writing choice for me #i do also want to punt angel for the record. so far ive found him pretty funny but i hate hate hated all his interactions w buffy #and i haaaaate 'you two can never be friends youre either going to be passionately in love or passionately hating each other' sorry im :////#and xander..oh man. has he gotten less shitty and annoying in later episodes? yea. do i still want to punt him through a window? yes #but he has been promoted to lower on my shitlist by virtue of spike being SO FUCKING ANNOYING i hate his ass. i do not understand how anyone #likes him. i just dont im sorry. he got rejected a little harshly after repeatedly ignoring previous rejections of his advances and then he #was going to show up to her house to try to kill her with a gun and im supposed to be like aw hes so sweet tho bc instead he saw her crying #on the back deck about something else and decided to try to comfort her! idc hes gross and i hate him. his entire reason for being there is #just a massive red flag hes not sweet and romantic hes an edgy dick whos reaction to a rejection was to show up at her house with a gun #gross!!!!! hes gross and i hate him!!!!!!!! fuck him and fuck sp//uffy. eufhhfgdkgeje slimy fucking ass. throw the whole vampire out.#disclaimer again at the end: if u ship it i literally dont care. i mean i care a little and im going to sideeye the fuck out of your taste #but im not gonna harass u about it or anything and im gonna. grit my teeth and try to keep my salt on my own blog #one day im gonna finish this show but god this last season is Rough. im Not Having Fun but im so close to the end...#i have reached the point where im like. olay fine buffy i literally dont care if u fuck him or not but i want u to stop torturing yourself #over it like Jesus christ he is Not worth that much of ur emotional energy. i want her friends to find out and be chill with it so that she #stops torturing herself by making it into this biiiig dramatic secret thags haunting her and wearing on her

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