#flatterbread

[ask-the-jojo-trickster]

treat caesar out for dinner >:)

joseph: caesar, i’d like you to come to dinner with me.

caesar: and what, have you insult my homelands food like last time, i think not.

joseph: i know im,  bit hard to deal with, but its only cuz being around you makes me so, jumpy. like, i dont know what to say or do, but i promice, i wont insult your homeland, i do really enjoy the food...

caesar: ...

joseph: ...

caesar: lets go, jojo.

joseph: ah, really?! thanks caesarino!!

better joseph m!a 2/5

[jjba-ocean-man]

man i sure love everyone's timeskip designs

🦋: “Okay I’ll wear this one more time. Wait where’s-“

[bd-diosfuckhouse]

ALRIGHT HOL SHADDUP AND GIMME MY UNHOLY AMOUNT OF FLOUR

Steam!Hol: “Here ya go, you gremlins. Now get out.”

@gabbyzvolt25

[universe-inside-of-your-heart]

uni in the background every time it happens be like :ohgodno:

Masumi: *walks into something crazy again*

Universe:

[martheh]

FUCK YEAH CONGRATS ON JOB

THANK

[bd-steelyfam]

i tpose in here to offer deacon an e g g in this trying time

Deacon Blues: “Trying time. Yeah, totally.”

[notsodaily-smolkakyoin]

LARGE MOB OF *HAPPY BORTHDAY KAK*

@diobrandoz @im-a-ban-im-a-bandito @cherrrystar

[stand-infected-jotaro]

GO SLEEP OR NO NUGGS

@flatterbread

[sometimes-icecream]

👁‍🗨- Talk about someone/something you like, but pretend to dislike?

G : “See? I can be nice*”

*terms and conditions may apply

[ask-modern-jojos]

JOJO HaPPY BORTH TO YOUUUUU I BROUGHT YOU CHOCOLATE CAKE

Jonathan: Oh look, there’s space in the windowsill!

[poorly-drawn-buona-giorno]

Uhhhhhh local Pokemon shop? You got anything to feed an unruly fucker with? - Jolyne

i mean we might have some fruit but it gets stolen quit a bit so ut might be a wait@bd-kujohousehold

[ask-the-jojo-trickster]

STINKY JOJO ALERT! *SPRAYS FIRE HOSE*

“thanks.”

[jjba-ocean-man]

hey you nerd give me the deets on the new roleswap squared, you know the one

5 Headcanons about an AU

((For anyone new it’s the events of roleswapevent between a couple of blogs, but switched again. That’s… the easiest way to explain it. Fuck. Also sorry that this may or may not be comprehensible and this one is long so lemme… I went past headcanons and this is just everything. Also kudos to @dio-theshitpost-brando for throwing idea volleyball with me ily.))

So you’re a vampire Jonathan and you decide that a final battle with your brother on a ship was the most dramatic way to go but then you get your crush killed and oh god oh fuck now your brother’s kid is crying, and there’s another baby- so you two give each other that look and try to cram everyone in a god damn coffin? 10/10 would not recommend. Clown Coffin.

But now you two decide that well, fuck, shit, time to throw away your archaeology and law degrees and get yourselves some medical licences because we’re about to fucking revive a badass motherfucker who you hope to god almighty she isn’t pissed at both of your asses. Because 1 cryptid motherfucker said you could.

With Speedwagon’s support, the Speedwagon Foundation is set up perfectly for whatever they need to do. You and your brother bicker constantly but well, both of you know she didn’t deserve this, so you help him raise his kid as the weird uncle that still gets raw meat bits all over himself when he eats.

Dio grandson Joseph’s a jackass and gets a man killed, so now there’s a new tube. Because… well, you can’t say no to him like this right? In the meantime however he gets himself cut on the weird golden arrow they bought from some pink mf, and because you start lecturing him about playing with shit he stabs you and oh god both of you are tripping there’s weird plants everywhere Dio don’t look at us like that!

Though now with your brother having a large family coming together… you’re starting to feel the weight of wanting one too. You find yourself a surrogate, for your son Giorno. But also find yourself saving two other boys whom you take under your wing, one however… losing a brother you place in the tube as well. The other boy, is a redhaired teenager so the only thing you worry about now is teenage rebellion.

BONUS: Dio’s descendant comes back with a pair of arms severed arms and you just… shit. Uh. Throw them in a tube too? You and Dio have no idea what the fuck to do but they’re there now. None of you know who’s Avdol arms those are because your guys’ Avdol is still alive.

[bd-diosfuckhouse]

shame you couldn't build tits of steel

>Thanks. You guys shouldn’t have.

>And I mean it, literally.

@flatterbread​

[universe-inside-of-your-heart]

MUN BORTH MUN BORTH MUN BORTH

((MUN BORTH MUN BORT H))

[glitch-slime]

island radio, anyone of your choice?