#flat earf

[garthnadermemestash]

Flerfs be like,

[garthnadermemestash]

Flerf

[pineappical]

happy valentines! 🤠💘

[hacksplatter]

do u all see. my vision. the world i live in is bright and joyous come share in it with me :3

[earthtooz]

I love your writing sm :D always has me giggling and kicking my legs omw😭😭

THANK YOU DEAR ANON T^T i appreciate that a lot :((

[verlaines-corner-archive]

hcs: babie fedya believes da earf is flat and also kolya has ta sing him lullabies n tuck him in every nite be4 beddy bye tyme or else he can’ sleepies (⋟﹏⋞)

Uweh he’s so siwwy sometimes (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

Kolya gotta tuck him in real niceys or else Fedya gets all panicky ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

[nottobeadickoranything]

luv 2 live in a better world where our pill-addicted high school dropouts all figured out the "truth" about the earf being flat!! Lol

Sekisui Nagakubo - True map and description of geography of all the countries on the globe, revised in Kaei period, ~1850.

[sixosix]

in honour of you hitting 900 can i request a fic where gojo, art, you and i slander @mitzimania ???? thank you in advance!!!

(mitzi if you’re reading this i l*ve you i don’t mean it)

cw, VIOLENCE!!!!! minor character death because mitzi is not a main characger, dksmp spoilers

it is a normal day… UNTIL IT ISNT!!!! mitzi stops at the sight of art, six, earf, and gojo satoru who somehow isn’t boxed, standing before them.

“your time has come,” art says, pulling out a sword that has ‘fungus slayer’ printed on it. it is an exorcism!!!! the betrayal…

“throughout heavens and earth you alone are the honored one to be a flat ass beta!” six says, and then pow pow 💥 double whammy

“LOL,” ewarth says, clapping. earf is too busy studying to be slaying mitzi

“mitzi mania, you are so stinky and foot sniffer,” gojo says, red and blue-ing mitzi to their death.

[the-rectangle-on-the-ceiling]

These fucking hollow earthers need to 👏GET👏ON👏MY👏LEVEL👏

We live on the OUTSIDE, thats PEOPLE TERRITORY. Godzilla and the "fully-grown Austrailian Creatures" (pronounced: Monsters) live in the inside. Y'all act like you never saw Skull Island, tryna come up with this "earf flat" or "we libe on da inside" fuck outta here, famalam.

Damn it's exhausting being the only woke hollow earther

[marcythatdamnraccoon]

I hope it's not too much to ask but I'd love to see all your answers to that long list of questions!

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? - answered2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day? - occasionally 3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? - cards among other things4: how do you take your coffee/tea? - I just like to drink sweet tea5: are you self-conscious of your smile? - Yes6: do you keep plants?- no7: do you name your plants? - no8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? - writing i guess.9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? - yes10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? - used to sleep on my stomach, but I sleep on my sides now11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends? - Doom House12: what’s your favorite planet? - Earf13: what’s something that made you smile today? - this 14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? - it would look like a house in a big city15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! - Did you know Boyhood took 12 years to make?16: what’s your favorite pasta dish? - 17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? - none18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. - 19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it? - not at the moment20: what’s your favorite eye color? - Blue’s okay. I like brown too21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. - I don’t have one22: are you a morning person? - I start work around 9ish so yeah23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? - play the vidya games24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? - there are maybe one or two people25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into? - a church26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit? - I don’t know what brand they are, but I like mine27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor? - plain old bubble gum28: sunrise or sunset? - sunrise29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? - they don’t live near me anymore, but I had this one friend with a really adorable smile.30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared? - Yes, plenty of times31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.- socks are okay, I wear black socks sometimes, and I occasionally sleep with them on32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.- we went walking early in the morning33: what’s your fave pastry? - Pop tarts?34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? - I never really had any as a kid. I have a little plush raccoon along with Mega Man now35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? - Not really36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now? - Talking Heads37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? - bit of both38: tell us about your pet peeves! - already answered this one39: what color do you wear the most? - I don’t really have a specific color40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you? - i don’t wear jewelry 41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving? - The Disaster Artist42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it! - not really43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? - Can’t think of the last time I’ve done that44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? - Tuesday45: do you trust your instincts a lot? - No46: tell us the worst pun you can think of. - KNIFE to see you47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? - Mayo.48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? - I used to be scared of mushrooms.49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? - Occasionally. last CD I bought was some Peter Gabriel cd50: what’s an odd thing you collect? - movie tickets?51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them? - In Your Eyes52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far? - I don’t think I had any53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them? - I’ve seen them all and I fucking LOVE Heathers. Rocky Horror Picture Show is great too 54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? - probably my mom55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point? - i dunno56: what are some things you find endearing in people? - I love to see people laugh57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? - it makes me feel like playing Phoenix Wright. I do occasionally 58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? - none as far as I know. I have an aunt that’s possibly a methhead59: what’s your favorite myth? - 60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? - it’s okay i gyess61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received? - answered this one before62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind? - no63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? Pretty much leave them be64: what color is the sky where you are right now? - It’s dark outside65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with? - Yes, plenty of people but especially one in Michigan 66: what would your ideal flower crown look like? - I dunno67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? - depends68: what’s winter like where you live? - It barely snows around here69: what are your favorite board games? - there was this monopoly game I had as a kid that had dinosaur pieces70: have you ever used a ouija board? - no71: what’s your favorite kind of tea? - sweet72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it? - yeah73: what are some of your worst habits? - I’m pretty bad at eye contact and I apologize a lot74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. - 75: tell us about your pets! - my cat Fritz is fucking awesome. I shared pictures of him on here before76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t? - sleeping77: pink or yellow lemonade? - no78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? - eh79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? - 80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. - bambi eyes82: are/were you good in school? - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEE83: what’s some of your favorite album art? - Indiscreet is pretty good, Oh No It’s Devo is a guilty pleasure of mine84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? - not at the moment85: do you read comics? what are your faves? - not at the moment86: do you like concept albums? which ones? - yeah. If The Wall is a concept album, that one was good87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? - Clue, Heathers, Dumb and Dumber, Blade Runner, Hot Fuzz, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? - not really89: are you close to your parents? - I’d say so90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.91: where do you plan on traveling this year? - to see my friends92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? - huh?93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most? - the short haircut94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday? - one of my coworkers95: what are your plans for this weekend? - well, mostly working96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? - quickly97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house? INTP, Gemini, and I dunno, Hogwarts?98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it? - can’t remember, and i probably did99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them. - Elastic Heart, Nobody Home, 100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why? - in the future. 

[earthtooz]

HELLO? i died when i saw ur reblog on my post thank you 🙏🤞🏽😁🫶 brb yelling

hellaur val, your itoshi rin fic actually gave me life so thank YOU. clingy rin will never not be good for my soul :3 especially when u wrote it so cute

[caram3lk1ng]

Flat earf💯

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