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[biitchcakes]

CAPTAIN MARVEL Vol. 10 Iss 20 ┃ CAPTAIN MARVEL Vol. 10 Iss 44

( personals DNI. )

[eemcintyre]

"Seawolf: The Pirate's Curse" (2005) review

Surprisingly, honestly... why did I enjoy this? I guess after a couple of major misses for me in the form of "The Kidnapping" and "Beyond Forgiveness", my expectations were appropriately low, but this one actually had some likable characters and humor, and that always manages to rope me in. I have a soft spot for fun, silly action fare like this bc of childhood shows like "The Greatest American Hero", I think.

So, the title never makes any sense... what was it supposed to mean? what curse?

First and foremost, I must say TIG is looking oh-so-very pretty and rugged here- the necklaces, the bandanas, the curly-q hair, the tank tops, the sweaty, the ARMMMSSSS 😩

Initially had absolutely no clue what was going on in the beginning; a bunch of people with weird ass outfits in the dark and I was just like please no don't let that be him in the damn fucking cape and eyepatch and o n e l e g; I was like he can't possibly have one leg the whole time, right?? 🤨

But yeah I was definitely experiencing the "dear God what did I get myself into, cheers to another awful mess" 🫡🥂

Why does half the audio sound dubbed (particularly everything that comes out of Rachel's mouth)? Also props to Rachel for being the most emotionally unaffected person ever bc her reactions were so disproportionately calm to what would happen if my bf was constantly disappearing overseas and totaled my gorgeous pink car

We're getting some very Max Parrish-type hooting and hollering up in here; a concise summary of Thorpe is that he's basically if Max had a boat and was an alcoholic instead of a drug addict

We get another hallmark of TIG's movies with a slew of incredibly cringe one-liners that elicit a physical reaction of pain from me, but for every few there was actually a genuinely funny one here and there, so I'll allow it this time...

The whole "I'm a pirate, my father was a pirate, etc." speech had me ROLLING and NOT IN THE WAY THE WRITERS INTENDED I THINK BC HUH??

When he met Helene in that random room full of paintings I was sure we were supposed to take it that the mission was smth art theft-related. but no she just has a passion for maximalist design ig.

Why does the camera get randomly shaky for no reason? Very avant-garde of them

Am I the only one who thinks that Carlos looks like a Walmart George Clooney? Someone else pls tell me I'm not insane

Always throws me off-guard but it's such fun to see TIG in an uncharacteristically light scene like the one where he's dancing in the parade and surrounded by the circle of dancers in the bar. At least he seemed like he was having a good time in this movie 🎉

Ramon and his lil book and the bar scene of Thorpe and Helene drunkenly arguing w each other and sitting on the side of the road was what really started to sell me

anD THEN HE FKIN DR A G S HER ASS 😂

Plus I cannot go without mentioning my appreciation for the way he was holding her knee 👀💕

Love how he spends the majority of this movie just dressed like someone's hot dad who works out, in his cargo shorts, tank top and goatee- oH WAIT IT'S BC HE IS A HOT DAD WHO WORKS OUT IN REAL LIFE

Love how Carlos and all the other villains are devoid of personality or motive except for ~money~, like "the Colonel" doesn't even have a name!!!

Was genuinely stressed that my boy was going to clock himself in the head when he was swinging that rope trying to scale that building

When Helene straight-up PUNCHED HER SISTER IN THE FACE like these ladies have some beef and I need to know where it stems from

This film is another great example of TIG's grossly underutilized comedic potential- a là the map reading scene

Hilarious how Carlos just shrugs like "I don't care, whatever I guess" when who he believes to be Marlena says she wants to say a dramatic goodbye to Thorpe

Ok but how did he not die?? Thank goodness but how??

Even more hilarious how the Colonel, who has had nothing but hatred and murderous intent for Thorpe throughout, is just so touched by Thorpe's being a ✨ big softie with morals ✨ that his vengeful compulsions are soothed and he's content with taking the gold like "hey bro, we're square now <3" and just fuckin walks away

Good on them for giving the treasure back to Mexico

Was legit concerned for too long there that they weren't actually going to end up together and I was screeching

DO THEY ACTUALLY USE THE SAME SHOT OF THE BOAT AT SUNSET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE AND AT THE END?? lmaooo

Honestly, I think they could have leaned even more into the humorous aspect and the treasure hunt part of the film; made it a bit more of a National Treasure/Indiana Jones sort of thing, and I definitely would have liked some more character development, esp. for the sidekicks and villains, but overall, I award this film an unexpected 6/10. I had a good time 🙃🩷

[l4verq]

fic recs (ao3 & tumblr)

[ minors dni w 18+👮🏻🚨 ]

• steve rogers

bookworm (only on ao3) (series) by @suntrastar 18+

bookshop au!, fkin hilarious and steve is such a sweetheart :(( it’s so cute and fluffy and just the tinsy bit angsty but it all fits so well tgter :,)

what i need (on ao3) (one shot) 18+ by @kleohoneyao3

THE ANGST, THE ANGSTTTT i was dying reading this, steve returns from a mission and you give him a bath🥺 and a bj but it’s so soft and sensual and just :(((((

delicate (one shot) by @buckys-darling

:((( i literally transported there on the roof where the reader and steve talk, it’s just ✨

moonlight (one shot) by @sweetboybucky

legit can’t believe this is the english language, it’s just exquisite✨

heavy is the head series by @luciilferss 18+

medieval au, steve is an absolute pantydropper, has two endings god bless cause i couldnt deal w the sad one, DID I MENTION IT’S SET IN MEDIEVAL TIMES?

babysitter (one shot) 18+ by @putainsoif

age gap. 18+.

(you should be scrambling to that link by now)

• ransom drysdale

sink or swim (one shot) by @suntrastar (i love this author ok) 18+

we LOVE our trustfund playboy learning to love bc of the reader :,)) it’s so sweet and ugh a lot of pining but its so worth it, it’s like a friends/enemies w benefits kinda situation and feelings get involved ;)

love in a time of north korea (series) 18+ by @imanuglywombat

reader has a special arrangement w ransom, dinosaurs and north korea (u should be intrigued by now)

love me hate me (series) 18+ by @chris-whore

ransom *sigh* he’s so infuriatingly hot

• bucky barnes

muse (on ao3) (one shot) 18+ by @littlericky (not on tumblr i think?)

roommate!au, reader has new glasses and bucky’s a horn dog but you are too so it’s ok, it’s just shameless smut w some feelings sprinkled in😼🥺

got those platoon blues (one shot) by @moteldwelling (you know im gna have her in this)

a wicked play w words that will have u writhing in angssssst🥺, set in the age of ultron tower where everyone lives together so i was alr sold there, reader stumbles upon bucky having a nightmare <;/3

bucky’s f’king knife (one shot) 18+ by @threeminutesoflife

knifeplay😳, had me on the edge of my seat, bucky uses the winter soldier mask and i was horny and scared at the same time lmao, it’s hot✨😼 but kind of dark as well

kinktober 2020 by @sweeterthanthis 18+

im late to the party but this whole series is just🥵🤒🤒 (includes steve, bucky, ari levinson, negan (bro i didnt even look at him twice before this), frank castle

• dean winchester

beneath neon lights (one shot) 18+ by @renxzs

fighting over the tv remote leads to smthing interesting😼😼, alot of feels, I WAS DYING READING THIS, PLS READ, dean is just *swoons and dies*, mutual pining (the best kind)

it takes two (one shot) 18+ by @nikkivfx

smut, angst, feels, cocky dean *gets up and faints again*

• tom hardy characters

(lol he’s so underrated in the fic world but i LOVE him sm it hurts and so when i found this amazing writer i almost spontaneously combusted right there)

@higgles123 on ao3 @evelynshelby on tumblr

entire work is just *chef’s kiss*

not just these works in particular, u should check out their entire masterlist lol😼 (ive binged them all)

happy reading💗😁

[whysojiminimnida]

No no.. I think I get it now. Why it's been blood bath on twitter since bts fandom has grown through the years. From what I see genuine Ot7 armies are rare. Probably 20 to 30 % are non shippers but still say stuff like "wish I could spin on namjyuns c0ck like a pottery all day but not in a sexuAL way you know what I'm sayin" it's true, trust me I got a screenshot of this sitting in my gallery (for serious moments lol). Anyways jokes apart It's hilarious on one hand and hypocrite on other.

Now coming towards the remaining 80% it's shippers category, supporters category, ot7 but have a fav duo category, ot7 but have fav trio category, ot7 but have a fav bias category, ot7 but not really a ot7 lol I'm a snake who hate a particular member because he's everything I'm jealous of category, lastly the solo stans who hide under the shipper masks (we all know those don't we) type of armies. Nothing wrong with anyone here, but these are the fandom parts which are loud and fighting with each other daily, right at this moment. You know that viral tweet? It goes like this:

"Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say "I like pancakes and somebody will say "So you hate waffles?"

No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about." Cr. @bravocoolee on twt

This whole ship wars without bts themselves not giving a F about it, debates on members sexualities without them being a part of the debate, spreading misinformation of "my friends aunts uncles husbands wife's nephews brothers sisters fathers mothers brother saw them with there binoculars trust me I'm not deluded it happened I know it's right I AM RIGHT I SAW IT NOT BY MY EYES BUT I SAW BY MY DUMB BRAIN WHO HAS TO PROVE I SAW BY MY EYES." This right here, this and many other reasons is why the fandom is turning insufferable day after day. It's hard to enjoy even a single fkin thing if it's not ot7 related.

I personally love jungcock and jimeans bond, and after a tiring day you log on twt to see some beautiful peaceful moments because they've such a beautiful chemistry it's dumb to ignore the elephant (jikook referred as elephants here pls understand) in the room, then suddenly you are scrolling through people fighting over one member specifically jungcock when the man's himself does whatever he wants, like this brother doesn't care if you ship him with taehung or Sockjin or Hoesuck or YinMungi or Namkock or Jimean. He doesn't care he's living his life however he wants with whoever he loves with doing new tattoos and posting stories on Instagram like the unbothered king he is. Nobody with a sane mind would do this, disrespecting any duos bond just for the sake to prove he loves him more than him. Like. That's not the point when you appreciate jicocks bond. Or any other as a matter of fact. (But let's be real, no ship gets more downplayed or hate than jungcock and jimeans, they're literally ignored in this fandom if not for few big accounts and jikookers themselves. Yes it's sad, but it's the truth we know)

Anyways..

Just wanted to rant here, because I'm sick of jicock getting hate and ignored and ot7nised in the army twt, the most loud duo is the most silently and badly treated duo in this fandom. The only thing I feel genuinely glad about is, no matter what wars happen here jungcock and jimean and all of the other bts members seems to be very happy and very close within each other. That's what matters at the end of the day.

All in all, these individual homophobic solo shippers/ fake ot7 straight fetishizers can keep fighting this battle of no rewards, brain damage, no jungcock recognition, until their another seasonal recurring fantasy end comes with another "So what" and "keep being jealous I'll keep holding jimeanie" and "I was with jungcock at 4 am."

Have a great day woman, I love your blog thanks for entertaining and sharing your thoughts. Hopefully this fandom will get better.

(I think we all know the answer: it's a no.)

-R

The only thing I feel like I need to add to this is a picture so how about these ones?

[ackermans-freedom-inc]

ship your moots!! pick a few mutuals and ship them with which aot boys you can see them with and why!

*rubs hands together* god im so nervous IM SO NERVOUS I DONT WANNA UPSET ANYONE

BUT AIGHT LETS GOOOO - gonna set these all in the modern age and everyone is obvs 18+ at my mutuals I’m sorry if you hate me after this @@ I haven’t done this before but it was really fun!! I also know some of you better than others and I’m real sry for not chatting more tbh. If u end up wanting me to take ur part out just lemme know!!

@anlian-aishang I know u like blonde bois (does he count) and u are literally the most bright ray of sunshine??? And best person??? And I just see u with Farlan and just wow??? Literal ray of fkin sunshine anlian with a nice soft kindhearted Farlan who is also capable of kicking major butt is just 11/10. amazing, cute, so super smart and sometimes silly. This is one of those “get you a mans that can do both” moments. Soft one second and bam will slice someone for u in the next. Him playing among us with you???? Bodyguard af. Me and u playing among us style.

@melancholicmonologue my dear Mara my dear sweet Mara I feel like you would do well with Eren he’d be an entire hype squad all the time?? He would literally hype you up doing anything, wearing anything, just casually makin mozzarella sticks and he’d be like WOW THE BEAUTY THE TALENT WOW. And I would love to see that.

@bluebellhairpin (I wanted to say Eren just to be a prick 🤣 but honestly if you and him were a thing it would be SO entertaining to watch, just you constantly kicking his ass and fighting and oof)

Ok ok in all seriousness for you Nemo for some reason I get Reiner vibes?? You exude such a badass energy and that just makes me imagine Reiner realizing and being like “oh? Oh shit? Nemo is a badass”. That makes me happy to think about. Also I just KNOW you could take the man. Ok he would be like “NO U LISTEN HERE” and you’d be like “did u just raise ur voice to me?” And he’d be like “o shit uh no I didn’t I’m sry”. Also imagine the cuddles with this bigass dude of a man *huff*

@alrightberries ALRIGHT. Ignoring where it says “boys” in the ask, but I see you with Historia??! For some reason?? You exude some sort of *vibes* that make me feel like the two of you would be super cute?! Poor levi-esque insomniac you with your arm falling asleep cause Historia is laying on it and you’re too nice to wake her up to save your arm?? Why can I see this??

@commanderserwin U GET ERWIN. AS YOU ALWAYS DO. GO CLAIM YO MANS BEE GET EM. HONESTLY it matches it fits. your way with words would make him give you heart eyes and your way with bodies and muscles bc of school wink wonK mans would try to beat around the bush asking you to help him out with a sore spot or something and you’d be like “get your ass over here” Erwin would be the luckiest man.

@rainteslerrrr I have and always felt an Annie vibe for you, you’re so sweet and I can just imagine Annie looking away with a small blush on her cheek hiding being her bangs bc you did something cute. And you know she would watch anime with you. She’d pretend to not be interested but will always queue up the next episode.

@proseofpandemonium honestly HONESTLY ok ok Bertholdt??? Mans would be nervous and soft and quiet, but I know you would take charge and he would just sit and listen to you talk or chat, or the two of you would just sit while you draw or write. And he would love cats and I know how you feel about cats!!! He would definitely volunteer at a shelter and keep bringing home cats he gets attached to and you two would foster cats as well?? And it’s just...cats everywhere.

@starstruckkittensweets OKAY HEAR ME OUT but Moblit??? Your shenanigans with your roommates are absolutely hilarious and I can just imagine Moblit being over and just like “wow this is so relaxing”. I just know he would be super supportive in everything you do.

@acekou I.....is it bad that I wanna put u with like...Erwin bc GODDD THE THINGS U WOULD DO TO HIM oop. The mental imagine I have rn is NOT ok.

@jean-does-not-have-a-horseface HONESTLY. not bc of your URL but JEAN. FOR SURE. You would be defending the dude against all the insults and he just decides that you’re a good friend. Starts getting lowkey clingier and will keep up with the late night losing of mind screaming sessions with no problem.

OK I THINK IM DONE these were all...knee-jerk thoughts because I think those first impressions are there for a reason. AGAIN pls lemme know if you’re uncomfortable in any way or want me to take you out for any reason!

[chrisbangs]

just thought id tell yall but i follow most of the stay cc on here (bc yall are insanely talented and fkin hilarious) and the SPEED yall gif these videos even when theyre "ungiffable" is INSANE. pls consider all of yall very much appreciated thank u very much for your art you guys are the backbone of this community <44

😭😭 dNSSKMSKSKSS YOURE SOOOO CUTE THANK U SO MUCH 😭💞💘🖤💘🥺🪐💞🌙🏹✨💞💘🖤 :(( dnndjsjdjsksk this is soooo sweet : ( i'm really 😭💔 !!!!

[gremli-n]

thank youu @life-artistic for the tag!! 🖤

current facts about me:

last song: hocking - cosmo sheldrake

last film: my neighbour totoro

currently watching: green wing (it’s fkin hilarious weird 90s british comedy pls watch it)

currently reading: death - neil gaiman (she’s so hot wtf)

craving: i could fkin murder some sushi

@i-am-mx-monster @blackeyescollector tag ur it!!

[justastraightupmess]

I had a dream you died like 3 times in one night and I was really sad and cried as I reread your blog lol and it felt so real tht I'm still upset lol so don't die ?? ur funny and I love ur writing and muses 👍👌 it was so weird I felt the need to tell u and I'm so tired I felt the need to be nice n genuine for a hot take so be greatful you picky f u c k there's ur nice mikey of the decade uwu

i literally,,,, do not know how to react to this,,, ive never seen a nicer and this genuine mikey im slightly scared,,, send help. 

also. do u mean i died 3 times or you had 3 dreams where i died?also also, do you ever have prophetic dreams bc yIKes pls answer no

also also also, icb u fkin dream cried as u reread my blog im wfdbfhwbfe thats hilarious but also nice :’)

also also also also, i mean shit man, i will try my best not to die?? i would not enjoy that either. and im. um. thank you. for ur nice words. im glad to know deep down under all the bullying u actually like me and my trash muses :’) i like urs too but im sure thats obvious bc of my clear obsession with ur blog

[okjimin]

🍯 mutual appreciation post!! 🍯

✨🌙⭐️💛💫 to all my lovely wonderful kind friendly amazing hilarious mutuals!!!! i’ve only been on tumblr for a short time but Listen i love u all soooo much thank u for brightening my day everyday!!!! 2017 was such a shit year for me but spending the last few months on tumblr dot com rly cheered me up and i hav u all to thank for that!!!!! to all of you that celebrate christmas, i hope u have the best christmas EVER and for all of you that don’t i hope your day is filled with warmth happiness and love!!! and i wish all of u a happy new year, i hope 2018 is an amazing year for u all, u all deserve it sooooooooo much!!!!✨🌙⭐️💛💫 

(i tried 2 do this in order of oldest to newest mutuals !!!!)

💌 @1jmins: dia where do i even begin?!?!?! i cant believe we’ve only known each other for like a few weeks honestly that’s INSANE bc it genuinely feels like ive known you forever!!! we get along soooo well and you’re so easy to talk to, we are basically the same person like???? still cant believe we were literally put on this earth to love each other??? im still struggling to get over the fact we were born a day apart, our natal charts are pretty much identical, wow amazing.......soul mate Goals......anyway did i mention how hilarious, sweet, kind and warm and just all round perfect u are?!?!?!? i live for our 1am wattpad reading sessions and when we dub bts performances with stormzy and craig david!!!!! still cant believe bts invented british grime like???? u make me laugh sooo much and honestly one of the highlights of my day is talking to u!!!! i love u soooosoosooooossosoos much bb and i hope we get even closer in 2018!!!! and u know that when bts finally come 2 the uk me and u are going to spend £300 on tickets and flash our tiddies for jimin.........pls dia i Love U!!!!!!!!!! have a wonderful xmas and new year!!!!!!! sending u so much love bby!!!!! my actual twin sister and soul mate!!!!!

💌 @ktheaven: nadine u are soooo sweet and lovely!! i could write a 2000 word essay on how kind you are! you’re one of the first people i ever spoke to on here and im so glad we got talking bc youre seriously such a lovely, warm hearted person!!! youre so thoughtful and caring!!!! also, youre sooo hardworking!! im sure all your hard work at uni will pay off and you will get the teaching job of your dreams!!! i love u lots and i rly hope you have an amazing 2018!!

💌 @kimtaethebae hannah!!! youre literally the first person i ever spoke to on here!!!! youre so cute and bubbly and funny, we havent spoken that much lately but i hope youre doing well and that you have an amazing christmas and new year bc you deserve it soo much!!! im sending u so many positive vibes bb!!!

💌 @43hy adreana bby!!!! you were one of my first mutuals on here!!!!! a true og!!!! your blog is sooo cute and your posts make me smile and always brighten up my day!! i hope 2018 treats you will and that you have an amazing christmas!!! 

💌  @rainpjm hannah you were my first mutual ever i think!?!?? i literally love ur blog so much u make me laugh so hard with ur censored posts bc im like binch SAME.....ur sooo cute not to mention amazingly beautiful!!!!!! i hav a crush on U!!!!! u totally deserve to have the most wonderful christmas and new year angel!!!! 

💌  @piedparkjimin dakota!!! another one of my first ever mutuals!!! listen i love u youre soooo sweet and kind and i really do wish all the best for you in 2018, you honestly deserve all the happiness and warmth in the world and pls remember im always here if you wanna talk!!! your txt posts always make me smile so much thanks for brightening up my dash bb!!

💌  @inkcanaries henlo gi bb!!!!!! yet another og mutual!!!! Listen ur so fuckin funny i stg ur txt posts are hilarious catch me scrolling through your blog at 2am pissing myself at ur hilarious self.....although im sick 2 death of seeing that ugly ass pic let me not lie lmao........ur so sweet bb and im still not over ur gorgeous curly hair!!!!! have a super christmas and new year bb!!!!

💌  @joohoens hannah ufewqpfioqe youve changed ur url so much lately i was soo confused!! well only true 90s kids will remember yoongjis.....you were one of the first ever ppl i spoke to on here and youre sooooooo cute, youre always leaving cute happy messages in my askbox and pls know i appreciate it so much!!! youre such a ball of sunshine and i hope youre doing well bc we havent spoken in a while! ly bb!!!

💌  @jinsasleep hello jess!!!! u were one of the first ppl i EVER followed here @ tumblr dot com lol i had a different url when i first made this blog tho but i remember i sent u an ask saying i was a new blog and if u could rec some blogs and u sent me soooo many, many of which are now some of my fav mutuals!!! i totally admire u from afar i think youre an amazing person and that youre so lovely and sweet!! all the best for 2018 bb!!! ALSO!!!!! susan is so cute Bye

💌  @cyphriv clodagh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LISTEN ur an ACTUAL ray of sunshine u make me smile SOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!! the official irish mutual™ i literally find u so hilarious and ur so nice 2 me and wow also so beautiful i truly dont deserve u.....i lov my fellow little mix STAN (cant believe i still havent seen them live lol we will hav 2 go together!!!!!!!!!) thanks for making my day better whenever u come online!!!! luv u!!!!!

💌 @je0n hi anna!!!! we havent rlly spoke before but youre one of the first blogs i followed and i just wanted to include you in this bc not only is ur blog and content amazing, i think youre a truly wonderful person with a HUge heart!! i always see you giving advice to anons and your replies are always so long and detailed and :((( you just seem so sweet, kind and caring and i honestly hope you have an amazing holiday season and wonderful 2018!!! U deserve it!!

💌 @megjinglebells meg!!!!! well firstly let me just say youre an actual supermodel, youre so gorgeous its insane!!!!!!! on top of that you are also such a warm, kind and lovely person who truly deserves the world!!!! your blog is so cute i love it soo much and your love for jin is so adorable!!!!! all the best for 2018 bb!!!! u deserve to have an amazing year!

💌 @gothsyub hi bb!!!!! your blog is soooo cute!!!! we havent rlly spoken before but i get such lovely, friendly vibes from you and of course i love ur yoongi content seeing as tho i had swerved into his lane as of late......all the best for 2018 bb!!!!

💌 @honeyyjeon hello angel!!!!!!!! firstly let me say you are SOOOOO lovely, your blog is full of such cute content and ahhhhhh i love it so so much!! your posts really genuinely lighten up my day and u seem like such a friendly and approachable person!!!! have an amazing 2018 honey!!!

💌 @jeonsberry asya!!!! not only are u stunningly beautiful but youre also super cute and kind and wonderful!!!!!! your love for jungkook is so sweet and Wow i can relate bc that boy.....he is rly something........anyway back to u......ur so so so lovely and definitely deserve to have a brilliant 2018!!!! 

💌 @cloudjeon hello debbs!!!!!!! Listen ur so funny!!!! ur blog is truly hilarious and i know that when youre online my day is going 2 get better 1000% guaranteed!!! youre such a cute sweet angel and we aint talked that much lately but pls know that i lov u and i rly rly hope you have an amazing 2018 but i also hope that u sort ur sleeping schedule out!!!!! binch1!!!!!!!! u always awake how u do that!!!! ly my nocturnal bb!!!!!

💌 @cryjeon sara!!!!! my time zone twin!!!!! youre such a little angel i stg, you make me smile sooo much!!!! you’re honestly just such a nice, kind person and i hav so much love in my heart just for u!!!!! if anyone deserves to have a wonderful 2018 its u bby!!!!! 

💌 @dn-a hiya lee!!!! ur super cool and u literally make me laugh at least once a day how u do that.......i live for ur tags and txt posts theyre so hilarious!!! we dont rlly talk much but you come across as soooo lovely and kind!! all the best for 2018!!!

💌 @christmasjins hey elana!!! the jin mutual™ i love ur blog so much its nice to hav a healthy daily dose of mistre jin let me not lie!!! anyway ur such a wonderful person, youre so friendly and lovely and i just wanna give u a big hug!!!! 

💌  @jiminsgothbf VIC listen the rumours are tru im in lov with u........ur soooooo funny honestly wish u would get drunk and mssg me more often bc ur actually hilarious!!! i hoenstly love ur blog so much and im so glad i followed u!!!! cant wait for Jenna and Vic Take Leeds its gna be fkin wild !!!!! ly bb and all the best for 2018 u deserve to hav an amazing year!!!!

💌  @merryblondekth shan giefowugrieof Listen ur funny af but also wish youd let me live sometimes.......Anyway ill let u off bc youre an intellectual as you know that blonde tae is the best tae.....hes comin back in 2018 i can feel it in my bones and also my puthy.....ur always starting discourse which i love however only tru 90s kids will remember dickcourse.....hav an amazing 2018 bb!!!!!!

💌  @taetaez hi gio we dont rlly speak much but u seem rlly nice and i love ur blog so much!!!!! i love all ur posts ahh!!!! also i see u swervin into yoongi’s lane just wanna let u know i fully support that!!!! all the best for the new year bb!!!

💌  @4agstd hi angel!!!! you often tag me in yoongi stuff and let me just say real quick i truly appreciate that so much as he is the actual love of my life.....anyway ur blog is super duper cute and u seem like a rly lovely person who deserves a whole lotta love!!!!!

💌 @mistlemochi hannah im screaming i love ur blog SO MUCH ur so fuckin hilarious ur txt posts and tags literally hav me DYIN.....ur love for jimin is sooo pure and cute!!!! also ur so fuckigngng pretty like how can a person b that gorgeous Binch bye.......all the best for 2018!!!! ly!!!

💌  @beaniebangtan hi anita!!!! your blog is so nice and i think youre a lovely person!!! your art is also honestly so amazing?!?! like binch how u draw like that!?!??! i rly truly hope u have an amazing brilliant wonderful 2018!!! u deserve it1!!!

💌  @bbyboyjiminies megan!! we dont rlly talk much but i get such positive friendly vibes from you and your blog honestly brightens my day so so much!!! i wish you all the best for 2018, you totally deserve to have an amazing year bc of what a lovely person you are!!! 

💌  @strongjeon cami!!!!! youre such a wonderful person and i rly truly mean it when i say i love ur blog!!! i think youre such a sweet person and also ur so so beautifull Binch how u do that ?????? all the best for 2018!!! sending u lots of positive vibes for the new year! 

💌  @gingerbreadchan cherry1!!!!!! i rly love your blog SO much even if you talk about piss kink and feet 98% of the time !!!!!!!! pls youre so cute and lovely and just an all round wonderful person!!! you truly are a ball of sunshine i hope u know that!!!!! ur so loved bb!!!! i rly rly rly RLY hope u hav an amazing 2018!!! and pls know im always here for u angel no matter what !!

💌  @blueyoongles well miss cg one thing for sure is that i LOV U!!!! ur so so so funny and literally support me so much lmao??? if i reblog an ask meme i know ur gunna be there validate my ass and ur always replying to my posts with funny comments and wow i just lov u i hope we speak more in 2018!!!! ur so kind and sweet and thoughtful and im still waiting for ice cream date pt. 2!!!! usually cancers and leos wouldnt mix but we rlly out here proving the stars wrong huh?!!??!

💌  @honeydewjimin dax!!!!! Listen im lov u.....sooooo much......ur such a cutie and ur just so lovely and cute!!!!! even if u do send me weird shit sometimes origuhwefijwqego also an astrology Genius???? cnt believe you invented astrology wo w amazing......i hope ur 2018 is as wonderful as u are and i hope we speak more in the new year bb!!!! ly!!!!!!

💌  @ofsugas ahhh ur so so so cute and i LOVE ur blog!!!! axis ur so sweet i love how much yoongi content u provide on my dash!!!!!!! but also a jimin enthusiast? wow you and i are truly kin.....i hope u have a wonderful 2018 angel, u deffo deserve it! keep on bein the lil ray of sunshine that u are!!!

💌  @foryoubybts heather!!!!!! Listen ur blog is so positive i love it soooooo much!!! i must see you post at least once a day about how much you love and adore bts and im just like Binch......SAME!!!!!!!! ur so so cute and lovely and seem like such a kind warm hearted wow pls be my bff!!!! ALSO ur gorgeous and id do anythin for ur lovely red hair :((( all the best bb!!!!

💌  @poutyjimin hi luisa!!!!!! Ur sooooo fucking funny i swear i die at ur txt posts ur a true comic genius!!!! thanks for making my dash a better place with ur funny posts!!!! i hope your 2018 is as wonderful as you are!!

💌  @snowglhobi re listen ur an actual ray of ACTUAL sunshine!!!!! ur blog is amazing and so cute and wow i just love it so much :((((( noah fence but im in luv with u!!!!! also boyinlub is such a god tier url doeifqwod miss her so much cant wait 2 see her again in 2018!!!! wishing u all the best angel!!!!

💌  @jeonbye salla we dont talk much but ur sooo funny!!!! literally u make me laugh so much and ur blog is so cute and i get so many positive vibes from u!!!!! So guess what!!!!! im sending all those positive vibes right back at u!!!! have a great 2018 bb i hope the year treats u well bc u deserve it!!!

💌  @mewwychwistmas nestle, wow, i lov u!!!!!! ur my favourite brand of chocolate!!!! also ur love for shrek is so pure and wholesome, it’s so beautiful to see how much you adore him!!! efuqiwoef lol for real tho ur so funny and hilarious and the sun is literally jealous of u bc she could never be as bright and wonderful as u are!!!!!!!!! ALL THE BEST FOR 2k18 BB!!!!!!!!! (im a master bby....wish ur toes)

💌  @jikooksgf hey zara!!!!!! listen!!!! ima only say this once!!!!! i love u and ur blog a lot!! i literally live for u aesthetic posts like binch so fuckin pretty!!!!! ur so sweet and seem sooooo lovely i hope youre doing well bb!!! also rly hope that 2018 treats u well and that u have a brilliant year ahead of u bc u deserve it!!!

💌  @kkultae hello!!!! firstly lemme just say ur super talented!!! ur art is amazing suwiojdw like its literally so good binch how u draw like that i cant even hold a pen.....ALSO ur so pretty wow pls be my gf :( i rmr u called me ur tumblr crush once and WOW my heart burst when u said that let me not lie.....anyway hope ur 2018 is as wonderful and amazing as u are!!!!! LY!!!!

💌  @sleepiemoon hi bb!!! we dont talk all that much but i genuinely get such lovely, positive vibes from you!! you seem like a wonderful person, and just wanna say i love ur blog and ur posts, they make me smile sooo much!!! all the best for 2018 angel <3 

💌  @winngs elena !!!! every time i see ur name i think of the vampire diaries lmao guwefiqwdo ANYWAY this binch (me) loves u and ur blog a LOT and she also thinks u deserve all the warmth love and happiness the world has to offer in 2018 bc guess what!!!!!! ur an actual lil ray of sunshine and u deserve it!!!! all the best!!!! 

💌  @firemv sarah wow OKKK name a more positive, lovely, amazin, caring, funny tumblr user than firemv i’ll wait.............ur honestly such a babe and i love u a lot!!!!!!! also ur a taurus so bonus points for that!!!! seriously tho i adore u, u literally invented languages like???? multilingual queen over here??? u honestly brighten my dash and u truly deserve to have a wonderful 2018!!!! all the best bb!!!

💌  @sailorjoon fy!!!!!! youre such a warm, lovable, friendly, amazing person but rly am i surprised?? i mean ur a cancer and all cancers are amazing lol!!!!!! honestly tho i think youre such an amazing person, your blog is soo wonderful and cute and wow me??? so in lov with u???? its more likely than u think!!!! jenfy 2k18!!!! ly bb!!!!

💌  @clownjimin stefi we dont talk tbh but fhbwdjq LISTEN ur so fuckin funny and ur blog is not only hilarious but also super cute !!!!!! have a wonderful 2018 im sending u lots of positive vibes bb!!!!!

💌  @starprincejimin  anna! we dont talk that much but you seem like such a lovely, kind, cute person and wow i just admire u so much from afar.....my new years resolution is to get to know u better bc ur literally just so amazing!!!!! all the best for 2018 angel!!!!

💌  @jeonpalette hi bb!!! ur blog is definitely one of the cutest blogs i follow!!!!!! we dont talk all that much but u seem so genuine and lovely and i rly wish u all the best for the upcoming year, u deserve to have an amazin 2018!!!!

💌  @clairelions chiara!!! you are honestly one of the most lovely, genuine, kind, talented and friendly people i have met on here!!! im so glad we got talking bc you are soooo cute!!! i love all ur edits too, they’re so incredibly beautiful just like you!!! all the best for 2018 bb, you honestly deserve to have such an amazing year!!

💌  @suransgf hey nura!!!! ur suuuuuuper cute and sweet!!! also ur mobile themes are also aesthetic af im always like Yes ma lov it when u bless my mobile app with that minimalistic look!!!!! ur rlly lovely and i hope ur 2018 is as wonderful as u are!!!!!

💌 @jeonggok hiiii bb!!!!! Listen ur so cute and i rly love ur blog a lot!!!! one of my new years resolutions is 2 get to know u better because u seem like a lovely person and ye lets be best friends!!!! all the best for the new year angel!!!!

💌  @byungjoo / @acustd laura listen i would be NOTHING without u......ur always out here responding to my incessant ask memes and let me just say i appreciate u binch!!!!!! ur sooo lovely, cute, funny not 2 mention drop dead gorgeous!!!! i rly hope ur 2018 is amazing bc u honestly deserve it so much!!! ly!!!!

💌  @daisyguk kiara!!! firstly ur name is so pretty!!! secondly!!!! we dont talk a lot but id love 2 get to know u better bc u seem rlly rlly sweet!!!! also so many anons have a crush on you like???? ur so loved wow????? hope ur 2018 is amazing bb u rly deserve it!!! sending u lots of love and warmth and positive vibes!!!

💌  @jiminnight hi jo!!!! (is it ok to call u thathwdjieufqw) listen up!!!!! U !!!!! ARE !!!! SO !!!!!! CUTE !!!!! AND !!!!! I !!!!! LOVE !!!! U !!!!! A LOT!!!!! SO !!!! JOT THAT DOWN!!!!! u seem like such a wonderful person and i see u spreading a lot of love and i just wana say i think ur amazing!!!!!!!!! all the best for 2018!!!!

💌  @g0thbug hi hazy!!!!! we aint ever spoke before but listen!!!!!!!!!!! ur blog and u are super cute and wow i love u a lot!!!! hope ur 2018 is brilliant!!!!!

💌  @dimples anna!!!! ur so lovely, i love ur blog a LOT!!!! ur so kind and sweet to everyone and you just seem like someone who spreads a lot of positivity and i lov that about u!!!!! we dont speak all that much but i’d love to get to know u better and thems the facts!!!! hope ur 2018 is as sweet as u are <3 

💌  @gfmp3 hii!!!!!!!!!! we aint ever rly spoken before but wow i lov u so much already!!!!! ur blog is so aesthetic and cute and yeh!!!!! i love it a hell of a lot!!!! ur a little ball of sunshine, thanks for brightening up my dash everyday!! all the best for the new year!!

💌  @vanillalattaes hi angel!!!! u seem like such a positive, loving person and i just wana say i lov u and ur blog A LOT!!!!!!! i hope get to know ech other more in the new year if ur up for that!!!! thanks for being a cute lil flower and making my dash a better place!!!! ly!!!

💌  @seokchiminie henlo!!!!! we only recently became mutuals but lemme just say ur such a lovely person with such a kind, warm vibe!!!! listen binch i lov u!!! and i hope ur 2018 is as wonderful as u are i rly mean that!!!! 

💌  @raplinesgf hi gio!!!! we only recently became mutuals but im SOOO glad we did bc i love u and ur blog soooooo much!!!! i truly hope your 2018 is full of love, warmth and happiness bc that’s what u deserve !!!!! also!!!!! UR RED HAIR IS SO GORGEOUS!!!! 

💌  @deletaed hi kris!!!! let me Not lie i’ve been admiring u from afar for a while now!! i think youre a really great person and pls know that i love u and ur blog a whole lot!!! im sending u lots of happy positive vibes for 2018, u deserve to have an amazin year!!

🎀🌹💓💗💖✨💕a few honourable mentions (i love u guys a lot!!!!! i could honesly write a cute lil paragrpah about u all but if im being honest ive ran out of steam at this point lmao !!!!! ur blogs are amazing and honestly brighten up my day!!!! i’d love to get to know u all better in 2018!!!! pls hmu any time !!!!!!! lov u!!!!!)🎀🌹💓💗💖✨💕 

@etudehaus @spicekook @1honeyoongi @jjkboo @ohjiminn @1taesgf @wvaterlily @hqjeons @repackages @taelilies @lovlesbians @9yoong @peachiichiim @acciosugas @parkjimin2 @dwjjk @milklattaes @ilyjimn @yyouth @jurassicjimin @lipsmp3 @taev-gucci @gayminyoongi @taetle @pjmin @lovelytaeh @6apricorn @01nochu @rosyhoseok @mitaesoro @christmasyoong @princessyoongi

[karanmatsu]

I’m annoying and nosy sorry 1. “@” people you want to be friends with 3. the last text you sent to someone? 2. whats your favorite flavor of ice cream? 3. whats your favorite color? 4. if you have pets, what are their names? 5. do you like a warm bed or a cold bed? 6. whats a really good memory you have? 10. whats something thats made you laugh recently?

lol ur all good fam i feel it ^^

1. tag people you’d like the be friends with? @halpdevon !! is rly cool and funny and i love their art ;;; i cant rly think of anyone rn else lol

3. the last text you sent to someone? im lame the last thing i texted was “noice” to @frenchpolnareff but the second to last one was this: “next year 🔜 is gonna be the gayest 🎉🏳️‍🌈 year yet!! 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣8️⃣ more like twenty gayteen 2️⃣0️⃣🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈!!!! this year is a 🏳️‍🌈gays 🏳️‍🌈only event!!❤️!!💛!!💚!!💙!!💜!!💗!! no 🚫 hets 🚫allowed! 🙅👎”

2. whats your favorite flavor of ice cream? oooh this one changes all the time but im a sucker for pralines and cream (ik im an old man)

3. whats your favorite color? indigo/purple! (pls love me taehyung)

4. if you have pets, what are their names? i have no pets, but my roomie has a pet gecko named Demagorgon and a bearded dragon named Feanor 💜5. do you like a warm bed or a cold bed? warm bed??? wtf kind of question is this the answer is obviously warm bed????

6. whats a really good memory you have? playing kill doctor lucky with my friends @cinasauce @targaryen-ravenclaw and @twilightcree 2 weeks ago 💜also hanging out with my brother

10. whats something thats made you laugh recently? i died watching this: http://www.vlive.tv/video/52371 hehehe theyre all so mean to jinjin ;;; poor baby but also it was fkin hilarious rocky looked like he was transcending reality for a second there in the middle also the whole spoon hitting thing was so funny and eunwoo was so defensive and protective of jinjin ahhhhh ;;;

thanks for asking!! happy new year’s eve!!

[shineethinks]

Hi, I was wondering if you could do shinee as superheroes? Thank you, your blog is always a great place to visit and laugh :)

this is shinee5 and they’re right by your side!!!!!!!!!!! 

onew:

healing powers

thought it was super lame at first but like he accidentally fell off a building and just got up and he was like “you right universe”

thank god that this is his power bc someone does not want lee jinki to go just yet  

so he’s basically invulnerable but man does he still look stupid when he trips on air 

onew: pls can you guys have some reaction when i roll down multiple flights of stairs or at least like…… stop me at a certain point / ot4: but you’re okay / onew: pls i am your leader respe c t me

has been set on fire as a distraction before 

it terrifies his enemies and he cackles madly because lol he’s on fire 

jonghyun:

can shapeshift into a wolf

ok he’s a werewolf 

sings exo “wolf” a lot and thinks it’s hilarious 

THAT’S RIGHT WOLF, I’M A WOLF awooooooooOOOOO / key: YOU CANNOT JUST SHIFT IN THE APARTMENT

also quotes twilight bc he can 

will take up the entire couch bc he’s fkin huge and nudge members with his nose to be petted 

a giant pupper 

honestly has not remedied exploding out of his clothes when he transforms but they have taemin to grab clothes from the dorm for him 

honestly has no shame getting dressed in public anymore 

there are so many pics of his ass on the interwebs (jong: whY) 

key:

electricity generation 

basically a giant battery according to ot4 (minho: hold my phone / key: just use your damn charger) 

can shoot literal lasers from his eyes (and hands but it’s just so much cooler when he does it from his eyes?????) 

almost decapitated jong when they first found out that he could do that with the force of his glare 

taemin makes pew pew sound effects/lightsaber noises when he practices his skills 

shocks the members when they annoy him (onew: STOP THAT I WILL- / key: HEAL ME???? O THANK YOU) 

minho:

elastic man

guys his height is a lie 

he stretches himself a little bit more than the rest of the members so that he’s taller 

jong has measured him in his sleep (jong: growth spurt, my ass)

actually has no idea just how far he could stretch 

but he has wrapped himself around taemin’s entire body (taemin: *screaming*) 

can swing from building to building like spiderman but without the webs and does really cool parkour stuff 

likes to wiggle his arms like noodles to amuse himself … .by himself 

taemin: 

makes portals(?) (taemin: i rip the fabric of space-time to warp distances but yeah “makes portals”)  

has the innate skill to be able to pinpoint himself in the world and where he wants to go 

thank god bc he haTES public transportation 

pops into japan whenever he wants (key: pls remember to bring your passport) 

can also make little portals to push only his hand through and grab clothes for jong from his room 

or slap kai in the face 

could honestly be a really unstoppable villain 

6v6 

nO taemin