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[monster-teef]

still thinkin about the vampire pred scenario I'm poking at writing..... uh.... lazy vampire pred and human (? or maybe some other creature?) partner

the human usually tricks and lures other unwitting humans in for their vampire partner to drain, human is kind of a sadistic prick but is very tender with their partner. n likes making the vampire all happy and warm and full and affectionate

idk. I do have a soft spot for all the horror and fear and spiciness that goes into vampires feeding and the traditional draining-victims-of-blood scenarios of course but can dip into something more vore-ish, soft and/or hard

the partner devising a method of catching and shrinking human victims (what? how? is that realistic? no the whole scenario is a vehicle for gratuitous vore, leave me alone lmao), realising that if draining a victim of blood and life force gives the vampire so much pleasure and nourishment, then being able to swallow and make use of multiple Whole People might be even better

the vampire can just stuff himself full of prey and digest them for all their life force in one hit. much, much more satisfying and rewarding meal. and the human partner gets off on seeing the little victims struggle and plead as the vampire just lazily gulps them down and likes to rub the vampire's belly and listen to the screams

n you already know I'm a sucker for sharp fangs on a pred too of course

lots of good soft vore n fearplay potential, with an indifferent casual/happy pred and a cruel uncaring..... observer....? but also because it's vampires there's some VERY delicious potential for hard vore stuff too with like

the vampire enjoying the sensation of swallowing live prey and feeling his stomach squeeze and churn around them, all those struggles and kicks just massaging him and relaxing him, but REALLY struggling at times not to just bite down on them and crunch them up between his teeth because he's so excited by their blood and he wants to taste it and enjoy that too

can be a mix of all the good stuff tbh

the partner dangling shrunken, desperate humans over the vampire's open mouth, dropping them straight into his gullet and letting him gulp them down whole..... the vampire shoving handfuls of tiny humans into his salivating maw and just crushing them between his teeth and moaning at the delicious flavour..... the vampire maybe even biting his human partner for a drink to wash down the rest of his prey

also vampire hypnotism?? I always love the idea of a giant vampire pred just hypnotising a bunch of people to just feed themselves to him or feed each other to him. peak laziness. easiest job in the world. just opening wide and letting his food wander straight into his mouth. mmm

yeah the story is just an excuse for all my favourite stuff rolled into one, very dumb and self-indulgent. fangs! soft vore! hard vore! blood drinking! bite kink! and the lovely juxtaposition of the shrunken human victims in absolute terror as they're toyed with and gobbled up vs the two partners just being so snuggly and affectionate and cheery with each other and having such a nice time

(also I imagine the human partner just sneaking one of the tiny humans to swallow themself right at the end just to see what all the fuss is about, and finding the sensation of fluttering panicked movement in their belly so peculiar fjdksljd. the vampire just being like "hey that was mine :(". and the vampire and the human curling up together all snuggly and warm to sleep and digest together. vampire purring and full and relaxed and the human continually poking at their stomach because they're so amused by the feeling of live prey)

anyway who is the target audience for this?? maybe just me?? am I going to write it anyway?? maybe?? maybe........

[kuroosweakness]

Tens story today with the cats 😭😭🥺 virtual hugs! - 10vely anon

IKK they’re all so cute 🥺the way louis pawed his head fjdksljd 🤧they’re such cuties pies. virtual hugs! 

[galpalaven]

Omg I only *just* got the pun in your URL Nice

FJDKSLJD congratulations~ lmao

[georgeinamerc]

Saturday works for meeee I'm gonna do some experimenting and see if netflix party will work over different countries,,,I have a vpn that kind of works with netflix? So we shall see what I figure out

Also I am *honored* that you asked me for book recs on ace characters! (Gen disclaimer, I am not the be all end all resource on all things Aspec) I do have a few books in my collection that I like, I'll sent them along later :)

also sdl;fjdksljd; catch my shocked face when you said you hadn't seen that post like ???? V??? missing a Seb post??? when hes IN A GEORGE POST??? YOU ARE GEORGEINAMERC! I WONT STAND FOR THIS SLACKING!!

-JC

JUST SAW YOUR ASKS!! Okay so would it be okay if we did it tomorrow?? I'm a bit tired and I don't want to be boring company :( I'm sorryyyy you literally have every right to send hate my way😭😭

ALSO thank you so so much for the recommendations I really appreciate it!! Hopefully I'll be able to find them and read them ahhhhh I'm so exciteddddd 🥰🥰

JHFHDRKGHKTRHG I KNOWW RIGHT?!??? I was just as confused as you! But thankfully I have you making sure I don't miss out on the content hahahah like it feels like I'm not staying true to my brand and I have to thank you for holding me accountable😔🤚🏻