#five nights at freddy's movie spoliers

[pongos-adventure]

No cause like MR. CUPCAKE DIDNT HAVE TO ACT LIKE THAT!!! HE WAS NEVER POSSESSED BY A CHILD OR PROGRAMMED TO BE MALICIOUS!!! MR. CUPECAKE WAS OUT FOR BLOODDDDDDDDD

[blueyellow8green]

Saw the fnaf movie this week. Took several days to process it. This is my only commentary.

[cyancatart]

hey i wan't to say because the fnaf movie is in a few days

remember to tag and warn for spoilers

thank you -a fnaf fan who doesn't want to get spoiled

[twinktor-frankenstein]

The Great Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Debate

Mike accidentally brought Freddy's when they were eating at Sparky's and then laughed when Abby called it a restaurant. Vanessa and Abby gang up on him and say that it's a restaurant, in the middle of their argument Ness walks over and says, "Listen, there's four different things that something can be qualified as if it's job is to have food in it. First is a person, the second is a grocery store, the third is a grain silo, and the fourth is a restaurant."

[pugguy]

MATPAT'S CAMEO WAS UN-IRONICALLY A HIGHLIGHT OF THE MOVIE FOR ME.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

Just got back from the fnaf movie

It was everything I could ever ask for.

I went the day after it came out where I am, and the audience was great, the reactions were priceless. I saw like 10 people I know that went to my school there.

The mattpat appearance? Amazing. Everyone gasped and my mum was so confused as to why I was freaking out.

I did NOT expect the fort building scene, like, I thought they were just gonna be scary the entire time but they kinda just decided ‘not evil anymore’. And I kept laughing at bonnie putting his thumb up after he fell down for no apparent reason.

Everyone clapped at the end, I had so much fun, I personally think the experience was better than my experience at the barbie movie.

Btw no critics are good at their job it seems, I think they should ask actual fnaf fans how they feel about it. Cause it was amazing

I do wish they had a bite of 87 refrence (yes there was that one part at the end of the break in scene but that’s not a child and she got half her body eaten off not just her head). I actually think if they just put that clip of markiplier yelling “WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!!!!” as a after credits scene no one would question it and everyone would cheer.

[luxbless]

I'm so normal about the fnaf movie

I'm gonna go ahead and say it again. New people will fucking hate this movie but die hard/vet fans WILL LOVE THIS, it's our love letter from Scott or what I said to my cousin after we saw it together, "This is Scott's flipside from his retirement letter." Seeing this with my cousin after waiting for like 6 years, this being our childhood was EVERYTHING, little me finally got her biggest dream. Also, it was so fucking worth it. The crowd in the theater was so amazing, funny, and just UGH I WANT TO FRIEND EVERYONE WHO WAS THERE. Spoilers btw: The crowd FUCKING YELLED AT THE END CREDITS WE ALL STAYED IN OUR SEATS SINGING TOGETHER AND FUCKING ONE GUY SAID "THIS IS MY FUCKING ANTHEM!!!" I love that guy. We were all upset over how Venessa is an Afton I guess??? Literally, everyone was like wtf?? Screamed over MatPat. And I made everyone laugh by having the balls to say "WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!" My cousin got everyone to laugh by saying "And that was five nights at Freddy's" Anyways the movie. It was honestly really good! The characters were good (Mike my malewife) the FUCKING CAMERA WORK WAS SO GOOD IT WAS CUNTY AS HELL AND THE LIGHTING UGH. The writing at the start was a bit clunky but it gets a hold of itself and starts working. I just got really annoyed by Mike's dream being shown OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Like come on, we've been here for like half of the show- Set design...Set design...I WANT TO LIVE THERE OMG THE SET DESIGN IS GODLY I'M EATING DRYWALL AND MOVIE THEATER CARPET. The acting was yummy and just EAGWEGOAWGWA. However...Afton is indeed not purple and not British. :( 0/10 movie

Jk, My Cousin gives it a 9/10 and I give it a 10/10 On a serious note again. I seriously think this is Scott's flipside, by making the movies the fnaf fans ADORE, this is his way of saying "I'm still here I love you all." And it makes me sob and tear up. Everyone who worked on this really put in so much work making this the best viewing experience for us fnaf and god it makes me wanna tear up.

[loveroffnaf2048]

my opinon of the fanf movie (MOJIOR SPOILLERS)

the movie was sooo good. the begeaning was so good the eaght bit looked so good. i was so superise when i saw matpat and when he said his sigecher line (he is a very known for his fanf theorys and saying "it just a theory"). the anmailtronics looked so good. when mike saw the dead bodys was soo superising espshaliy after he almost got killed like omg. when abby was taken from her house i was like omg. then when abby almost got put in the spring lock suit i was like WHAT. when it was reveled that vannisa was aftons daghter i was like omg ( because i didnt think that she could be because her name wasn't elisabith). then when afton stabed vannisa i was like what thats crazy. then when the spring lock falier happen at first i didnt know what was happening but when i figuer it out i was like omg what they put it in the movie thats asome. also when afton said his signicher line i was soooooo happy!!!

sorry about the spelling. sorry if its not in perfict order i tryed. also the movie wasnt that scary but it was so good! i will most likly be adding stuff in the near fucher as i remember random details.

[badger-with-a-boa]

FNAF MOVIE SPOILARS

My fiancée was not a fan of MatPat's cameo in the movie, especially his, "It's just a theory." Line because it was too corny. Meanwhile my ass over here loving it because it was so damn corny.

[leo-doesnt-know]

just watched the FNAF movie

it was SO GOOD!!!

[pyropikmin500]

Guess what I got! 😁

No spoilers please because I haven't seen it yet.

[iivellich]

Thoughts on the FNAF movie 🤭

WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS AND NO PUNCTUATION‼️

Ok so I fr thought the FNAF movie was gonna be mid and over hyped but Ong it was actually really good and when William said "I always come back" that gave me shivers omg and when William was Vanessa's dad like WHAT I was pretty disappointed that Mark wasn't in it but it's ok bc my bbg matpat was and I wish he had more screentime but it's better than nothing it was so cute when Bonnie fell and when Abby asked if he was ok he just gave a thumbs up like omg they were so cute I just wanted to squish em I wouldn't say that the movie was horror it was more thriller but whatever but I totally recommend it to someone who doesn't even know anything about fnaf

[thatonecontainerwithoutalid]

FNAF MOVIE THOUGHTS UNDER THE CUT!!! DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE SPOILED.

I have never felt so conflicted over a movie in my life.

Okay, to give some perspective, there are two sides of me at play here:

1. Film/show critical

2. FNAF Fan

Disclaimer: when I refer to the books, I am referring to Fazbear Fright's and Tales of the Pizzaplex. When I refer to the trilogy, I mean The Silver Eyes, The Twisted Ones, and The Fourth Closet.

I'll be honest. Looking at it from my own critical standpoint, the FNAF movie was not very good. The story was very convoluted, and yes, I am aware that I'm complaining about the convoluted plot of a movie based on the convoluted plot video game. But the thing is, I am an enjoyed of both the games AND the books. And if there's anything to be said about the books, convoluted is one of the first things that comes to mind, so the issues I have are purely about the movie. My main and overall glaring issue was the reveal of William being Vanessa's dad. There was little to no build up to that, and I felt the more reasonable decision was to make her related to one of the missing kids, and perhaps having her see them being lured away. It would serve as a nice parallel to Mike, and her mindset of "letting it go" could still be present as an opposition to Mike's clinging onto the past.

Besides that, another problem I have is the lack of William Afton.

He's in the movie for maybe like 20 minutes? Possibly less. Which wouldn't be too bad if he left a lasting impact and his scenes were sprinkled throughout the movie, rather than condensed in the beginning and end. Seeing Afton in the first trailer got me so hyped I most literally could not function properly, to the point I was stuttering. But to see him not really be in the movie is such a let down. And the scenes he was in, besides the parts at the end, he was not really threatening, just sort of an awkward guy. And this sucks even more because Matthew Lillard did an utterly incredible job being threatening in those parts, and I would've loved to see that more.

Besides that, another character I take issue with is Golden Freddy. We see the five kids in the woods. But Golden Freddy is in this movie for maybe 2-3 minutes, max. Which is annoying, because he was shown far more in the trailers and promotional material. I personally would've like more Golden Freddy, more Willy A, and perhaps to see these two being enemies.

Ending off my negative criticism, the horror. I was not very impressed by the horror of this film. You see, I wasn't one of the people adamantly opposing the film being PG-13, in fact, the people who were so heavily against it annoyed me very much leading up to the film's release. The way I saw it, FNAF was never really a series about the guts and gore. Yes, there were moments that were grotesque, but never in detail (well, besides the descriptions in the books; I'll get to that later.) I expected this film not to scare me, but instead, to disturb me. I cannot count the amount of times the FNAF series has managed to disturb me. Things like the blueprints of Funtime Freddy in FNAF:SL, the ending of Help Wanted where you simulate getting stuffed into a Freddy suit, even down to the jumpscare sounds in the first game, FNAF does an incredible job of disturbing and or otherwise unsettling me, and this isn't even touching upon the anxiety of playing the games, especially FNAF 4, or the absolutely brutal situations in the books. I would honestly argue that the books provide more horror than the movie did. The only times I felt truly disturbed during this movie was when William Afton came in with the Springbonnie suit, and the opening credits with Springbonnie leading the kids away. There were other times that momentarily scared me, yes, but none made me feel a deep rooted discomfort. FNAF can provide a type of horror without guts and gore, but I just feel it didn't transfer well into the movie.

Some things I did enjoy though; the drawings. The whole movie feels center around a theme of drawings, and I may be biased due to being an artist, but I honestly loved it. Drawing being a big part of the story, Abby's character, and the eventual solution felt very smooth.

The practical effects. I have absolutely no complaints. The animatronics looked incredible, and I loved every moment they were on screen.

The integration of the FNAF fandom. This leads me into my FNAF fan section, but before doing that, I would like to acknowledge something.

I came into the movie with high expectations without realizing it. The 9 minute teaser got me way too excited, so being let down in these aspects only hurt more. But the main thing I want to cover is my own bias towards the story of the games.

A few paragraphs ago, I suggested more scenes of William and Golden Freddy/Cassidy being enemies. This is because it's something in the games I adore, and would love to see expanded upon. But looking through my critiques and organizing my thoughts made me realize:

I'm not upset that the movie is convoluted, I'm upset at how it's convoluted.

The books, including the trilogy, are convoluted, yes, but they all have connections to and follow the main story, even just a little bit. The movie has the same premise as the first game with details form the first three, haunted animatronics and springlock suits and what not, but it's an entirely different situation with characters who share little to nothing but names to their in-game characters. This is just one of the theories I've come up with for why I don't like the direction of the movie as much as I could.

Now it's time for the FNAF fan in me to shine.

I'll be honest, I teared up multiple times during this movie simply from nostalgia. After the opening credits, the dream theory book, the MatPat Cameo, the ending credits when it started playing the OG FNAF 1 TLT song - it was all so much and if genuinely touched me. This movie is like the Super Mario Bros. movie in this regard; it's a love letter to the fans. Despite the things I didn't like, I could feel the love for this franchise flowing from the screen. Despite all the things that push me away from this film, I can't help but care for it on a deep level. I feel like crying while typing this. I know the amount of passion and love that went into this and it makes my gripes feel all the more unserious. I'm happy we've just finally gotten this movie, a movie that cares about the fans of this series. This movie doesn't try so hard to be what it isn't, and is just plain, relatively unserious fun rather than a complex masterpiece. I'm feeling tired now and want to finish this up before I sleep.

So, yeah. Those were my thoughts on the movie. Will definitely be watching it again to try and catch more details, and maybe change my opinion on it. For now, that'll be all. Might come back and add more or edit this.

[fandom-madness69]

Mr. Cupcake is Chica's Scary Dog privilege even though she doesn't need it

No cause like MR. CUPCAKE DIDNT HAVE TO ACT LIKE THAT!!! HE WAS NEVER POSSESSED BY A CHILD OR PROGRAMMED TO BE MALICIOUS!!! MR. CUPECAKE WAS OUT FOR BLOODDDDDDDDD

[crystaza]

he saw Mike and was like 'i know a bitch when i see one'

No cause like MR. CUPCAKE DIDNT HAVE TO ACT LIKE THAT!!! HE WAS NEVER POSSESSED BY A CHILD OR PROGRAMMED TO BE MALICIOUS!!! MR. CUPECAKE WAS OUT FOR BLOODDDDDDDDD