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meey Chrismats 🎅🎅

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

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i should be paid $250,000/year salary to make out with girls sloppy style

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"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

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yep im sticking my dick in his nose

Isn't he just dreamy!!

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This is the only day you can RT this

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what the fuck

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

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i keep seeing a ton of these so why not do one :3

50 notes - ill work on my writings + characters + worlds more

75 notes - ill try to resolve some of my friendships’ issues

100 notes - ill try to eat three full meals a day for a week

150 notes - ill try to prepare myself for school to start again

200 notes - ill try to plan more with my friends (sort of resolving ig)

250 notes - ill try to be more productive and do the things i’ve been wanting to do

300 notes - ill deep clean my room + reorganize

500 notes - ill try to stay clean for a week

1000 notes - ill try to talk to my mom about using makeup

2500 notes - ill talk to my mom about seeing a counselor or therapist

5000 notes - ill try to ask her about dating again (i really want a straight answer but i’m too afraid to ask because i don’t want to bother her :ccc)

10,000 notes - ill try to come out to my parents as bisexual (please no like seriously [theyd be accepting i’m just scared out of my fucking mind])

15,000 notes - ill try to come out to my parents as non-binary

go crazy loves <333

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DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

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i had a dream last night that kermit the frog died. it was on the news "kermit the frog, aged 96, has passed away peacefully in his sleep"

i turned to my mom like "how does that even work, he's a puppet?" she got really mad at me and said through tears "now's not the time, the frog JUST died. show some respect."

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one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

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When it came to the "Minecraft Steve is one of the most whitewashed characters in history other than Jesus" debate. At least they never put Jesus in an uncanny CGI wasteland and made him played by Jack Black

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on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

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