#fivcapplcs

[thebananwithaplan]

↕ + Five apples tall

Assuming that the average (non-Shovelwarian) apple is 12cm tall.

12cm X 5 = 60cm. 60cm roughly calculates to 1 foot, 11.622 inches tall.

Kitty is only short of being 2ft tall.

[thebananwithaplan]

" Hey Mr! Are you alright? What's the big deal with these pillows everyone is talking about? Is it a special kind of pillow-... Are they filled with rocks or something?... "((@fivc-applcs))

Is that Kitty White?

Of Hello Kitty fame????

. "...Don't worry about it."

. "Say, do you want a Dancing Banana plushie? It's all yours - for FREE - if you promise to never ask anyone that again."

What. You expected him to be MEAN to Hello-heckin-Kitty??? That would be going waaaay too far, even for him.