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> Anon Hate now deals 50% more damage
> In order to gain followers you must now meet a benchmark on each new post in likes
> Creating a sideblog now causes you to lose 500 followers
> You can no longer scroll up on your dashboard
> The Dread Hunter will pursue you throughout the website, killing them grants you access to their exclusive Great Demon Razor weapon which has a flat damage output that is higher than most weapons whose damage scales with your attributes and guarantees an instant kill on a critical hit.
> Porn bots and Superwholocks are more likely to follow you
> Post investments have 20% less yield
> Every 3 months you will have to defend yourself against a callout post
> Failing to reblog a post demonstrating your support will cause 200x more reputation loss with the respective faction. (For example, failing to reblog “Reblog if you support gay rights!” will now cause -1,400 reputation loss with the homosexual faction.)
> Fishing scam ai in direct messages is significantly improved.
> Failure to follow terms of service now results in a permanent IP ban by Automattic
> Shock damage is 70% more effective against shields
> Crates drop less ammo
> Haiku bot and Portmanteau bot are less likely to appear
> Promanteau bot is now immune to the “Bitch Fartman” spell
> “Kung Pow Penis” spell now requires 100 Mana points even when using collaborative casting.
> “Mishapocalypse” event is reinstated and spawns waves of Nephilim Fanatics for the duration.
> Snoozing Tumblr Live now drains 10 Mana every minute for as long as you sustain the effect.
> Funny ads will now be more rare
> If your general Reputation goes too low, your chosen faction’s tumblr tags will be search banned and deemed sexually explicit.
> You can now only take levels in catgirl URLS starting at level 32
> “I Like Your Shoelaces” special move now has a smaller timing window for a perfect parry.
> The Block button can only be used 20 times. Additional uses can be earned by turning in items dropped from enemies defeated in public arguments on your dash at the bounty board.
> Having blogs with default icons now cause you to rapidly lose followers, reputation and vitae and will draw more aggro from mobs.
> Tumblr Premium users have 80% more health
> You can only make 15 original posts and 30 reblogs in one day, afterwards you can expend Raid Tokens dropped during Raid Bosses.
> When your post is reblogged, the original text can be edited by the reblogger.
> “Favorite Taste: Cock” reputation status effect now has an endless duration.
> Gun accuracy is reduced further while moving or using equipment without the necessary skill level.
> Tiktok reposts are more likely to appear.
> More infighting in Lesbian subfactions
> Your areas of effect are now indiscriminate
> “Reclaim a Slur” activity has a higher chance of failure
> Creating a gimmick account is now locked behind faction access (Autist class can bypass this if they have the correlating Special Interest perk)
> Chance for your nipples to present as female any time you post a picture of them
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1: I’m afraid my name will have to stay ademainalors ;)
2: 20
3: 3 Fears
The afterlife
Immortality
Mortality
4: 3 things I love
Anime
My Dell Latitude E6410
Cartoons that cannot technically be called anime
5: 4 turns on
Power
Intelligence
Strange hair
Complex understanding of trauma
6: 4 turns off
Misogyny
Homophobia
Clingyness
7: My best friend
Brie or Kyle, although to be honest, I haven’t talked with many humans in the past several months, so at this point, both individuals probably only consider me as a regular friend
8: Sexual orientation
Pansexual
9: My best first date
Aromantic, I never knew, but they were all awful
10: How tall am I
5″ 5′
11: What do I miss
When Zack used to do house rules DND with me, Kyle and Armstrong
12: What time were I born
Heck if I know
13: Favourite color
#ff0000
14: Do I have a crush
I tend not to pay my crushes much mind now that I’ve come to terms with my aromanticism, but when Nathan joked about how he’d want to fuck someone in the server closet, in my head I was like, name a time
15: Favourite quote
16: Favourite place
The Japanese Library
17: Favourite food
Pasta
18: Do I use sarcasm
No, never, not me ever
19: What am I listening to right now
The silence of the void (that’s not an edgy band name... yet)
20: First thing I notice in new person
Their relationship to power
21: Shoe size
10 I think? Fun fact, I religiously wear crocs, and crocs actually stretch out with use, so my crocs have been growing with my feet.
22: Eye color
Hazel
23: Hair color
Brown
24: Favourite style of clothing
I was talking to Kyle about Queer Eye, and I said, “You know what they would say to me if they saw me, they would say I wear clothes that nobody would ever wear because no clothes express my gender, and then they would fix that” And he told me I was perceptive. My favorite shirt is an MPR Volunteer shirt that has no gender.
25: Ever done a prank call?
Nope
27: Meaning behind my URL
What Adrien says to Marinette at the end of the umbrella scene, “See you around” in french
28: Favourite movie
Tangled, but in Spanish
29: Favourite song
Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
30: Favourite band
Baths
31: How I feel right now
Overwhelmed
32: Someone I love
My parents platonically
33: My current relationship status
Single
34: My relationship with my parents
Good
35: Favourite holiday
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
I have my ears pierced
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
I’d prefer to keep those Japanese bathhouse privileges
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
I shared a blog with Kyle on Blogger and he wanted it moved because Blogger sucks
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
I’m irritated with my last ex, as my last relationship made me realize I was aromantic and that I was doing painful amounts of emotional labor and downright fraud in the name of normalicy
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
Nope
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
My dad? Platonically
42: When did I last hold hands?
In my last relationship
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
30 Minutes
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
I haven’t shaved them in the past three years!
45: Where am I right now?
My room
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
Nobody, that’s why I don’t drink
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
At a reasonable level
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
Yes
49: Am I excited for anything?
If I’m being honest, no, but there are several things I would tell people about IRL if I were asked
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
Is the opposite of non-binary cisgender, or another non-binary? Doesn’t matter, the answer is no
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
Too much
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
My dad, platonically, two weeks ago
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
I wouldn’t care
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
My lab partner for this goddamn lab report
55: What is something I disliked about today?
My lack of productivity
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Justin Trudeau
57: What do I think about most?
My time efficiency
58: What’s my strangest talent?
Mechanum: I can execute complete instructions perfectly, and I can memorize sets of complete instructions. So if I get a set of complete instructions, I can master the task associated. I am very good at extremely divergent tasks due to this.
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
Having to attend SCSU
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
Behind. Pansonic HMC150s are the bomb .com
61: What was the last lie I told?
I told a group of people that I was sick. I’m actually just anxious and depressed, which is it’s own kind of sick, but I implied influenza.
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
Video chat.
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
Aliens probably, but they likely formed at the same time we did and are either too far or lackluster like dolphins. Ghosts, not really.
64: Do I believe in magic?
I bought a spell from a witch down on money, I just like witches though, I’m not wiccan
65: Do I believe in luck?
100%
66: What’s the weather like right now?
Clear night skies?
67: What was the last book I’ve read?
Sedra Smith, Microelectric Circuits
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
No
69: Do I have any nicknames?
None that I like, except 雨
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
Concussion, 6th grade skiing accident
71: Do I spend money or save it?
Mostly save
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
Nope
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
Yup, my blankets are pink, should change
74: Favourite animal?
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
Sleeping
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
Ochocki-Becker
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
Get it together, by the Go-Team
78: How can you win my heart?
You can’t. I’ll be your QP if we make a utilitarian symbiotic domestic partnership. I’ll fuck you if you’re sexy and can somehow manage to not trigger memories of my sexual assault, but like, that won’t happen.
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
Rest in Pieces
80: What is my favorite word?
です
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
I’m not here to start a war, though one of them is haiku bot
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
We are not Trump
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
Nope
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
Pausing time
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
Tell me about your sexual history
86: What is my current desktop picture?
Me standing next to a no parking sign in Japanese in a small town in rural Minnesota
87: Had sex?
Yes
88: Bought condoms?
Kind of
89: Gotten pregnant?
No
90: Failed a class?
I have more W’s than a web address but no F’s
91: Kissed a boy?
Yes
92: Kissed a girl?
Yes
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
No
94: Had job?
Yes
95: Left the house without my wallet?
Yes
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
Actually, surprisingly, Kyle. We’re cool now.
97: Had sex in public?
No
98: Played on a sports team?
Yep, 3rd grade, Softball. I wanted to play baseball and I hated it.
99: Smoked weed?
No
100: Did drugs?
No
101: Smoked cigarettes?
No
102: Drank alcohol?
Confirmation wine, a sip of champaign that I spat out, a sip of gin that I spat out. I can taste the death of my mouth microbiota when I put alcohol in my mouth
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
Vegetarian
104: Been overweight?
Nope
105: Been underweight?
Probably
106: Been to a wedding?
Yes
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
まいにち
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
はい、アニメを見ます。
109: Been outside my home country?
Nope
110: Gotten my heart broken?
I don’t have one, but I found out a FWB hated non binaries. It was kind of crushing.
111: Been to a professional sports game?
Yep
112: Broken a bone?
Nope
113: Cut myself?
Sort of, TW: I pick at the skin around my toenails, sometimes with pushpins
114: Been to prom?
115: Been in airplane?
Yep, Houston
116: Fly by helicopter?
No
117: What concerts have I been to?
The FIRST Robotics concert
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
Yep
119: Learned another language?
はい、すごし
120: Wore make up?
Yeah, I hate it
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
TW: Is rape virginity
122: Had oral sex?
Yeah, it sucked.
123: Dyed my hair?
No
124: Voted in a presidential election?
Hillary Clinton
125: Rode in an ambulance?
Yes, concussion
126: Had a surgery?
Wisdom teeth removal
127: Met someone famous?
Dessa
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
Probably
129: Peed outside?
No
130: Been fishing?
Yes
131: Helped with charity?
Yes
132: Been rejected by a crush?
Yes
133: Broken a mirror?
Yes
134: What do I want for birthday?
Cash
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
Adopting teenagers, they’ll have names already, probably one, but maybe more if they’ve got sibs, Despicable Me style.
136: Was I named after anyone?
Something
137: Do I like my handwriting?
No, it’s an abomination
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
Piglet
139: Favourite Tv Show?
Assasination Classroom
140: Where do I want to live when older?
Minnesota doncha no?
141: Play any musical instrument?
Used to play trombone
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
Scootering accident
143: Favourite pizza toping?
Alfredo sauce instead of tomato sauce
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
No
145: Am I afraid of heights?
Yes
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
No
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
The midterm two days ago
148: What I’m really bad at
Reading university textbooks
149: What my greatest achievments are
Student Senate President
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
I was in a political argument and some bitch brought my yellow teeth into it
151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery
Take the payments over time, put in a bank account, pay off people’s loans on the contidition they try to pay off other people’s loans, put solar panels on things, buy a tesla
152: What do I like about myself
My hair
153: My closest Tumblr friend
@dragon-in-a-fez
154: Something I fantasise about
Being dictator of the US
155: Any question you’d like?
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