#fish.answers

[amphibifish]

do ypu think Thor and Heimdallr were kinda in the same situation of having to watch over/protect worlds they will never be a part of.

JORDAN IM GOING TO DO DRASTIC THINGS AND ITS BECAUSE OF YOU

[amphibifish]

whenever Huginn is around Loki would intentionally think the most downright foul things so Huginn would pick those thoughts up and bring them back to Odin to just jumpscare him. trust me snorri sturlson told me

i loved this so much i had to make a shitty comic about it (except i had to wait til like midnight sorry it took forever to answer this <///3)

[amphibifish]

us asking Snorri if the tying Loki up in a cave was a lesbian kink thing

mr sturluson on a scale of one to ten how turned on do you think loki was in the cave

[amphibifish]

I have been digging through some old kamiaso posts and found this one account which was posting as the game was coming out and there are a bunch of posts like KYAAAA LOKI IS SO TSUNDERE IN THIS EPISODE OMG (^///^) o(*////▽////*)q and that is sooooo funny to me no girl shes not a tsundere she just doesn't like you

HADSGAFSGS it's still so SOfunny to me that in the game she straight up just hates you until baldr like breaks up with her. i can't believe we play as her rebound. peak dating simulator: play as norse god lokis terrible rebound (she nearly kills you in the ocean or something while biking cause she sucks. and then incessantly talks about her ex on her date with you and literally summons the aurora borealis cause of him)

[amphibifish]

Trick or treat!!!

TREAT !!! you get a loki i drew from ten million years ago ^_^

[amphibifish]

??? this was above your pregnant heimdallr png meme????

yeah i hired him so it was commercial content

also tumblr lets you lie for free !

[amphibifish]

LISTENNNN OK I'm thinking about how everything in norse mythology was absolutely inevitable. just from a character point of view everything was going to explode right from the start. you start out with Odin, the god who has to understand and control things, and then you throw in Loki, the being who evades categorization at every turn and cannot be controlled. then you throw in Thor the jotun hunter who is only chill about one specific half jotun, Loki. im sorry there's no way that wasn't a source of tension. and then Baldur. Baldur being a god who naturally draws attention to himself and is blood related to Odin. Odin being very protective of his family and Loki hating people drawing attention away from him. from the start all of them were going to explode. there was no other way it could have ended. it was physically impossible for them to coexist and its astounding that they managed to do so for so long. they were a train wreck before they even left the station. yes i did just jolt upright in bed a few minutes ago to write this yes im normal why do you ask

OUGHHGHHGH YOURE SO REAL ON ALL THIS AND THEN THE GACT THAT EVERYONE ELSE ALSO HAS A REASON TO CAUSE THIS WHOLE THING TO BLOW UP ?? freyja njordr and freyr were literally war hostages and freyja specifically was almost married off like she was nothing too many times skaði was forced into a marriage she never wanted + her dad was killed which she hates/d the aesir and specifically loki for heimdallr is trapped in a job he implicitly hates + probably more i can't think of rn on account of it being 2am but the point is that EVERYTHING HERE HAS A REASON TO COLLAPSE IN ON ITSELF AND IT WILL THERES NO OTHER WAY FOR THIS TO END THROWS UP

[amphibifish]

i was gonna reply with a photo of kna loki staring back but i think you need to see the big green eyes of the kna loki aliexpress wig mannequin instead

[amphibifish]

Thor is arospec to me. he doesnt use labels because he doesnt know what they are tho. he just kinda assumed that he didn't feel romantic love until he saw Sif and was like holy shit maybe i do fall in love actually. tgey are the only healthy couple on Asgard also

ALL OF THIS IS SO REAL FOREVER AND EVER. arospec headcanons ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💥💥💥💥every character i've ever liked is arospec 2 me

also i think the thing about sif and thor is practically canon every other couple there has something very very wrong with them (affectionate)

[amphibifish]

me when I'm definitely not in a relationship with this emo transgirl jotun i found on my doorstep one day. this is official art btw

HELLOOOO ???!?!!?! HELLOOOO ?!?!?!!??!

they totally just kissed before this image or somethinglike just. the body language the everything about this photo

[amphibifish]

oh btw shes from Gauteng now. i reclaim her shes one of us. she says hectic every second sentence and is my cousin. shes better now

OK ❤️ YAY ❤️ REAL AND TRUE ALWAYS AND FOREVER !!!!!

[amphibifish]

behold. your boy <3

HEIMDALLR HEIMDALLRR YAYAYAYAYYAYA !!!!!!!!!!! i love him so much <333 GAHHH LOOK AT HIM EVERYONE HEIMDALLR !!!!!!!!!

[amphibifish]

OK SO. IM TRYING TO FIND THE GAME AND ITS NOT LOOKING UP BUT I WENT TO THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE AND THERE WAS THIS THING WHICH I THOUGHT WAS LIKE A SAMPLE OF THE GAME BUT IT TURNED OUT TO BE A COMPATABILITY TEST SO I GOOGLE TRANSLATED IT AND IM SCREAMING THERE'S NO WAY I WILL EVER BE ABLE TO TAKE THIS GAME SERIOUSLY THEY MADE HIM EMO

FSFSFSFDHHAFASG. WHY DO THE ANIMES KEEP MAKING TJEM EMO

the only loki and heimdallr that will ever get along is this loki and maloki's scenemo heimdallr

[amphibifish]

OK OK SO NEWS. WE'RE GETTING A CAT. AND LOOK AT HIM!! LOOK AT MY BOY!!!

his name is Dionysus BillardTable "Billy" Sonic World Destroyer the 9th :3

OHHH YMH GODDD. HES SO TINY !?!?!!?, HES SOO SMALL THE KITOTY... i'd kill for him i love you Dionysus BillardTable "Billy" Sonic World Destroyer the 9th. i would help you destroy worlds. can you give your tumblr account over to your cat now

[amphibifish]

im making a uquiz of which inslut would loki use on you in the lokasenna and im cooking so hard you have no clue

THAT SOUND SOS O FUN THATS SUCH ANGOOD IDEA ACTUALLY i cannot wait to take it whenever u complete it it'll be the best uquiz to grace the digital landscape

[amphibifish]

my browser lagged and your blog title looks like an ancient curse now. thjis is what maloki does to you

SOMEHOW THIS IS EVEN MORE FUCKED UP THAN THE BLOG TITLE GLITCH JORDAN GETS FOR MY BLOG TOO