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walks directly into ocean
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Daniel and Yuki for HUGO × RB
#for beth usernyoom <3 <3#daniel ricciardo#yuki tsunoda#yukiel#f1#*#**#he's my favorite fish#and suuuuuuch a big fin (nose) for a smol petit fishie (human) (my wife actually)
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wifies
#mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah Them <3#i like to think that rogers uses jade as her personal jungle gym#what is big wife for if not Climbing and Perching#scribble garnish#not-fish <3#oc#original character#dragon#dragons#they are Thee immortal pairing to me#living in the past and future / living in the present#plagued by the knowledge that she will always leave / secure in the resolve that she will always come back#eternal memory / will forget and remember a thousand times over
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love seeing a post where levi's at peak cringe or pathetic levels and all the comments and tags are like "you're so stupid and sad im going to kiss you forever and ever"
#levi stans see this weird fish thing dying on the street and think “wife”#from me#rambles#3#obey me levi
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What if I made a ripoff show of Dandy's World called Danny's Playground Ok but I love these designs so much, Glitz and Glams design was made by my oomfie!! I love it so much
#dandys world#dandys world oc#dannys playground#ripoff show#ever since I thought about this I've non stop been drawing about it#about 3 people i know have called Pinchy 'wife'#THEY TRANSGENDERED MY FISHES!!#roblox dandys world#dandy's world#dandy's world oc
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i love this so much im blue text funky’s grey
#THERE WAS THAT ONE POST WITH SOEMTHIJG SIMILAR TO THIS#me and you if we were soap and the soap is nozzle to nozzle like a lil kiss <3#me if I was a fish and kissing my fish wife .#SORRY THIS IS ALWAYS SO CUTE TO ME 💔💔💔#🦍🏄♂️🌊#txt
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Haters call eleven straight Doctor because he’s attracted to older women, when his type is clearly just morally questionable people who look middle-aged (he calls Churchill “dear,” don’t forget. he never calls Amy or Clara that. Churchill is in the same category as River and the TARDIS).
#haters like it when ten makes fun of Jackie’s age and says she’s rose aged 50 years (like she's not closer in age to DT than Billie) :|#eleven has the least moral backbone of any nuwho doctor I cant lie. I mean he fucked Winston Churchill!!!#eleventh doctor#words by seaweed#dw negativity#this isnt negativity abt anyone specific im just posting this because its true and also Ive seen rising eleven hate this past month so like#also im not saying every person who ever called eleven straight hates older women- some ppl just have a headcanon and that’s okay :) :) :)#but well. all them who say 11's the “ONLY” straight doctor in order to slander (esp them comparing to some fuckboy doctors I might name)-#their misogyny+ageism is showing. and it is really. really. :|#(not that any doctor is textually straight. im just sayin)#eleven's NOT straight. he's just horrny for his wife. <3#bi4bi icons! eleven w the android boyfriend <3 river w the second wife <3 eleven w the Rory kissing <3 both w more non-straight stuff in EU#tho river's bisexuality bein more referenced in the fandom- well I get that. river is perfect <3#but back to eleven- lets be real- we all heard the way he said to the hide creature “big boy” damn#river song#tasha lem#winston churchill#who thinks he bagged Nixon too even after expressing disapproval#that one creature from hide#that one sexy fish in vampires of venice#idris#not that idris was middle aged! but she was a good chunk of years older than matt smith
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thought about supernatural. destiel even
#getting ready for calling the wife tomorrow by reading a few poems out of the poetry for fish collection <3#we really went off with that book#girlblogging
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re: "good girl" i think they say it once randomly as a joke and its just one of those things that gets him wayyy more than they expected it would. so now its their secret weapon and they use it very sparingly and every single time he gets super embarrassed about it but it works ill tell you what.
#HES MY PRINCESS IDEK.#i dont think it happens naturally all that much because theyre usually in the business of calling each other names and being mean#so i think this would just be a random night where theyre on top and just think it would be really funny. to yank on his leash and call him#a good girl after bullying him into doing something. and well i just think it would get him is all i dont knowwwwwwwwwwwwww#i havr a lot of thoughts on the matter but i will stop for now#but the tldr is that with each other they tend to switch frequently and are always fighting#so i think itd take someone else being in the picture for hog to even realize how much he likes being a good boy :3#and i also dont think fish would be good at straightforward domming in the way he would want and they both know that#so its something he keeps between him and rat mostly. please dont ask me questions abt jrs sex life i have too many opinions on it#anyways. i think even tho fish knows theyd be bad at that they still feel left out so sometimes they go watch. they dont get anything out of#doing that theyre just sort of taking mental notes#all of this circles back to i think fish has always been the more sexually experienced of the two. and romantically.#i dont rlly think hog is a guy who dates i dont think hes ever been that and i dont think he made much time for hookups#(i think its cute if hes a virgin when they meet but 🤷 im not solid on it)#but i think for him hes just only ever fucked this one person and they do a LOT of stuff and it gets the job done so hes just never really#tried anything else. but. and again i have too many opinions on this but i think rat wouldnt be into their usual shteeze#i think hes a bit of a freak in his own way but the blood and weird anger issues is just not doing it for him most of the time#but i do think if given the opportunity he would LOVE to be The Boss for a little bit so i think he and hog can explore that together and it#will work out beautifully for them. this is great because i am not into strict d/s dynamics like that but i know in my heart that hoggy#would be. and i cant do that for him#again i think fish would be butthurt about this. mostly in a 'why didnt u tell me so we could try this :(' and he would go#'because you would suck at it and wouldnt like it' and they go oh. right. well im still mad#ANYWAYS. circling back. i think the good girl thing would be something fish knows that rat doesnt. and idk if theyd tell him or not#because i do think if they tell him he is using that for evil hog is going to be a good girl forever and ever. rat doesnt have the patience#to space it out the way fish does. which idk maybe thatd be good for hog he could work through some stuff...#but on the other hand i think its fun if they DONT tell him and just bust it out sometime when all 3 of them are doing the deed. or whatever#because again they mostly like how embarrassed he gets about it and i think he would be reallyyyy flustered by it#^ this is essentially part of my fantasy about spitroasting my beautiful wife until he cries just so everyone knows#idk i just think when he lets go of himself hed be a very cute and kind of needy subby bottom and i think hed be really easy to fluster#about it and i want it so bad
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these are literally 10 pulls away from each other what the actual fuck is this luck AND WHY IS IT ALL RAF
#HBJREHJBFJHERBFERF PLEASE SOMEONE TAKE THIS FISH BOY AWAY FROM ME I CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS ANYMORE#THERE'S LITERALLY 3 !!! 3 OTHER LOVE INTERESTS#WHY THE FUCK !!!!! DO YOU KEEP COMING TO ME#I HAVE ENOUGH OF YOUR ASS#GO HOME TO YOUR FUCKING WIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#CRYING OUT SOMEONE GET THIS STRANGE MAN OFF OF MY LAWN#lads#lads related#dean rambles#RAF GO AWAY YOU'RE SCARING AWAY MY REAL HUSBAND (sylus) !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i have entered: jail
#kite plays ff14#for context you need 2 for the intuition buff#which means i need to wait for the next time this fish's window and the lancet's window line up without leaving#aka 3 hours from now#failing that i can exit the game and play card games with my wife and try again in the morning :D
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angey i literally work in hospitality i will be your housewife and cook for you any and everyday
Anonnnn 😭 you’re too sweet for me…
The fishies are feeding me back. This is so heartwarming, I love you 💕💕
#🫧feeding the fishes#goodness if my wife cooked for me everyday#after work I am giving HER a massage#housewives deserve it <3
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hii hii summer !!! 🥹🫶🏻✨ i thought i was imagining things bc i can’t find your askbox before🥲 just dropping by to say thank you for all brainrots you’ve left for love entries!!😋 and also for the tags in your reblogs especially in suguru’s fic aaaa🥹✨
:oo chu!!! omg hi hello!! :3 i am happy to leave my silly thoughts in ur inbox (as I was about to do rn dont mind me) the series is sooo fun thank u for writing it!! 🫶🏾 I love the lil community around it :3
#I can never be normal in the tags I’m sawry 😭#especially about suguru I will never be normal about that man. that is My Wife and i 💛 him#that fish video in ur inbox is gojo and le reader but also me @ suguru :3#speaking of ur suguru fic I WILL be reconsuming it later mwah#thank u for ur service dear chu ( writing le)#.𖥔 summy answerz .ᐟ ๋࣭ ⭑
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i love it when shows have deranged little freaks who definitely need a rabies vaccine (or two)
#thinking abt patrick jane mentalist :3#rewatching the mentalist rn and i forgot how crazy this guy is?? like his whole thing is basically just#'im going to gut the man who murdered my wife and child like a fish and watch him die :)' (speaking directly to a cop who is also his boss)#also suzuya tokyo ghoul love that little dude#the mentalist#tokyo ghoul#max.txt
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I don't think adachi I'd part of the Ichipolycule cause he is loyal to kashiwagi
They are on their third divorce but he knows he will take him back
adachi and kashiwagi can chaperone the ichipolycule field trips to the aquarium they just have to make sure those crazy kids are back by 5PM or theyre getting in the van and driving back to the bar and eating dinner without them
#snap chats#you guys wanna hear about my trip to nyc with a club#a club of nerds mind you. animation nerds. i only went so i could get lunch with my dad ANYWAY#no we went to see The MOMA and we were very clear that we were leaving at 5PM and can you fuckin guess what happens at 5PM#99% of us are at the stop but two knuckleheads but there was a liability form we all had to sign#so the girl leading the trip was like They Signed So We're Leaving Them#but as the bus is tryna leave the girls keep texting the group chat that theyre only a block away so this bus keeps stopping and waiting ☠️#they eventually catch up but my god it was so funny. like time management PLEASE#my response tot his also reminded me i want to go to the aquarium before i have to leave for the summer...#i was gonna go with my dad and his wife but i dont think theyr egonna visit me SOOOOO#all by myself at the aquarium </3 i mean i could invite my friend.#naw i wanna look at the fish alone all depressed
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TGW 03x18 Gloves Come Off
#diane lockhart#kurt mcveigh#mchart#diane x kurt#christine baranski#the good wife#tgw 3x18#gloves come off#season 3#fishing
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