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Eddy x Florence slow-burn collection: What, No Cigarettes? (1945), Wall Street Blues (1946)
"You're too fat!" & "Shut up": Fish Feathers (1932), Brick-A-Brac (1935), Two for the Money (1942), Sock Me to Sleep (1935), Radio Rampage (1944), Wall Street Blues (1946)
Tender moments: Sock Me to Sleep (1935), Ears of Experience (1938), Love on a Ladder (1934), Rough on Rents (1942), What, No Cigarettes? (1945), In-Laws Are Out (1934), The Big Beef (1945), Two for the Money (1942)
Eddy, mother-in-law and brother-in-law: Duck Soup (1942), Edgar Hamlet (1935)
Jeanie With The Light Brown Hair: Social Terrors (1946). Sung by Edgar Kennedy, his wife(Florence Lake), his mother-in-law(Dot Farley), his brother-in-law(Jack Rice), his brother-in-law's sweetheart(Phyllis Kennedy) and his brother-in-law's sweetheart's parents(Paul Maxey, Vivien Oakland).
#edgar kennedy#florence lake#what no cigarettes? 1945#wall street blues 1946#fish feathers 1932#brick-a-brac 1935#two for the money 1942#sock me to sleep 1935#radio rampage 1944#ears of experience 1938#love on a ladder 1934#rough on rents 1942#in-laws are out 1934#the big beef 1945#duck soup 1942#edgar hamlet 1935#social terrors 1946#dot farley#jack rice#phyllis kennedy#paul maxey#vivien oakland
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Eddy x Florence slow-burn collection: What, No Cigarettes? (1945), Wall Street Blues (1946)
"You're too fat!" & "Shut up": Fish Feathers (1932), Brick-A-Brac (1935), Two for the Money (1942), Sock Me to Sleep (1935), Radio Rampage (1944), Wall Street Blues (1946)
Tender moments: Sock Me to Sleep (1935), Ears of Experience (1938), Love on a Ladder (1934), Rough on Rents (1942), What, No Cigarettes? (1945), In-Laws Are Out (1934), The Big Beef (1945), Two for the Money (1942)
Eddy, mother-in-law and brother-in-law: Duck Soup (1942), Edgar Hamlet (1935)
Jeanie With The Light Brown Hair: Social Terrors (1946). Sung by Edgar Kennedy, his wife(Florence Lake), his mother-in-law(Dot Farley), his brother-in-law(Jack Rice), his brother-in-law's sweetheart(Phyllis Kennedy) and his brother-in-law's sweetheart's parents(Paul Maxey, Vivien Oakland).
#edgar kennedy#florence lake#what no cigarettes? 1945#wall street blues 1946#fish feathers 1932#brick-a-brac 1935#two for the money 1942#sock me to sleep 1935#radio rampage 1944#ears of experience 1938#love on a ladder 1934#rough on rents 1942#in-laws are out 1934#the big beef 1945#duck soup 1942#edgar hamlet 1935#social terrors 1946#dot farley#jack rice#phyllis kennedy#paul maxey#vivien oakland
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unknown photographers:
portrait - daguerrotype - c.1860s
clown behind a school bus
hand holding fish
legs with pumps in car window
forging the chain for the Titanic’s anchor - 1910
woman wearing mask
Harpo Marx and Amelia Earhart on the set of “Horse Feathers” - 1932
Mardi Gras in a restaurant in München, Germany - 1933
carousel pig
gas-masked woman walking with gas-masked children
hand pouring water from a cowrie
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I posted 6,268 times in 2022
That's 921 more posts than 2021!
65 posts created (1%)
6,203 posts reblogged (99%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@headspace-hotel
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@bunjywunjy
@doriandangerous
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I tagged 1,599 of my posts in 2022
#arthropods - 162 posts
#insects - 121 posts
#art - 62 posts
#language - 54 posts
#birds - 49 posts
#this made me laugh - 47 posts
#queer - 37 posts
#my posts - 35 posts
#moths - 34 posts
#psa - 26 posts
Longest Tag: 129 characters
#there was also a group of european settlers in the usa who got stuck on a trek because they were stupid and there was cannibalism
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
*sees in recommended blogs "fullfrontalfetish"*
WTF?
*looks again*
Oh, it's @fullfrontalfish
OK
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How many rows of teeth should a unicorn have?
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#3
Imagine you decide to move or replace an old shelf in your cellar, and behind it you find a small coal mine. Only it's fake. Only legally it's not.
So happened at the university of Cologne in the early 1980s.
Back when the particular building was constructed, back in 1932, they included a 1:1 model of 40 metres of mine tunnel, with actual coal glued to the walls with pitch, real minecarts and tools sourced from mining companies... all that as demonstration object for the faculty of economics and social sciences to demonstrate the conditions in coal mining at the time (again, early 1930s).
And I don't know when it happened, but at some point it was registered like a real mine under German law.
And at some point, people forgot it. Until for some or other reason the shelf that was put in front of the entrance got moved.
Today the institute for occupational medicine, environmental medicine and prevention research is responsible for it.
Source (German): https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbarastollen_(K%C3%B6ln)
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If I had a nickel for every time a cartoon series had an episode about a lake monster that turned out to be a submarine made to look like a lake monster, I'd have three nickels. That's not much, but it's odd that it happened thrice.
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Random etymology lookup: Hippo
Hippo is shortened from "hippopotamus", which derives from Ancient Greek hippopótamos, which is put together from híppos (horse) and potamós (river)
Potamós is also in "Mesopotamia", the land between the rivers [Tigris and Euphrates]. The meso- prefix derives from mésos (middle)
Potamós is also also in "potamodromous", which is a jargon adjective applied to fishes that migrate in freshwater only. Drómos means "race" or "racetrack".
Drómos is also in "hippodrome", a horse race track, which brings us back to the beginning.
We could continue to "dromedary", dromàs kámēlos, the “running camel”, but let's stick with the horsies. Hipparions?
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Dominic Di Mare (b 1932) is a fibre artist.
Dominic Di Mare grew up in California, where his father owned and a commerical fishing boat. He was a self-taught studio weaver in the vanguard of the American fiber-art revolution. Three-dimensional and composed of a variety of yarns and natural fibers, his early sculptural hangings reveal the influence of tribal art forms.
Di Mare talks about autobiographical elements in his work; his "personal, artistic vocabulary"; the repetition of black and white; his use of sticks and feathers; and cross shapes, representing the church and a ship's mast.
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The complete list of films featured in 2021′s “31 Days of Oscar” marathon
What follows is the exhaustive list of all 403 short- and feature-length films featured on this blog over the last thirty-one days for the 31 Days of Oscar marathon. This number is up from last year’s count of 327 and is the second-highest number of films I have ever featured in this marathon (behind the 410 films from 2016). Despite the number, this remains only a fraction of the nearly 5,000 films that have been nominated for Academy Awards. This year’s marathon was harder to plan than usual due to the fact it was presented in alphabetical order - with the exception of any write-ups I did.
BREAKDOWN BY DECADE 1927-1929: 7 1930s: 44 1940s: 63 1950s: 63 1960s: 46 1970s: 25 1980s: 29 1990s: 28 2000s: 25 2010s: 43 2020s: 30
Year with most representation (2020 excluded): 1940 (ten films) Median year: 1964
And now, the list. Best Picture winners and the one (and only) winner for Unique and Artistic Production are in bold. Asterisked (*) films are films I haven’t seen in their entirety as of the publishing of this post.
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Ace in the Hole (1951)
Adam’s Rib (1949)*
The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)
After the Thin Man (1936)*
Airport (1970)*
Aladdin (1992)
Albert Nobbs (2011)
Alexander’s Ragtime Band (1938)
All Quiet on the Western Front (1930)
Almost Famous (2000)
An American in Paris (1951)
Anastasia (1956)
Anatomy of a Murder (1959)
Annie (1982)
Around the World in Eighty Days (1956)
Arrival (2016)
Au Revoir Les Enfants (1987, France)
The Awful Truth (1937)
Babe (1995)
Baby Doll (1956)*
Ballad of a Soldier (1959, Soviet Union)*
The Band Wagon (1953)
Bao (2018 short)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Berkeley Square (1933)
The Best Man (1964)
Better Days (2019, Hong Kong)*
The Big Chill (1983)*
The Birds (1963)
Birds Anonymous (1957 short)
Black Orpheus (1959, Brazil)
BlacKkKlansman (2018)
Blue Velvet (1986)
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)*
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2020)*
The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)
Brief Encounter (1945)
Brotherhood (2018 short, Tunisia/Canada/Qatar/Sweden)
Cabin in the Sky (1943)
Calamity Jane (1953)
Carol (2015)*
Casablanca (1942)
Casino (1995)*
Charade (1963)
The Circus (1928)
Citizen Kane (1941)
City of God (2002, Brazil)*
Claudine (1974)*
Closely Watched Trains (1966, Czechoslovakia)
Coraline (2009)*
Da 5 Bloods (2020)*
Dances with Wolves (1990)
Death in Venice (1971)*
Destination Moon (1950)*
The Devil and Daniel Webster (1941)
Down Argentine Way (1940)
Dunkirk (2017)
Easter Parade (1948)
The Edge of Democracy (2019, Brazil)*
Educated Fish (1937 short)*
El Cid (1961)*
Elmer Gantry (1960)
The End of the Affair (1999)*
Ernest & Celestine (2012, France/Belgium)
Face to Face (1976, Sweden)*
The Fallen Idol (1948)
Fantasia (1940)
A Fantastic Woman (2017, Chile)*
Far from the Madding Crowd (1967)*
A Farewell to Arms (1932)*
A Few Good Men (1992)*
Five Easy Pieces (1970)*
The Five Pennies (1959)
The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T. (1953)
Flower Drum Song (1961)
Flowers and Trees (1932 short)
Flying Down to Rio (1933)*
For All Mankind (1989)
For Sama (2019)*
Forbidden Planet (1956)
Forrest Gump (1994)
42nd Street (1933)
Four Days in November (1964)*
The Four Feathers (1939)
The 400 Blows (1959, France)
Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)*
From Here to Eternity (1953)
Funny Face (1957)
Funny Girl (1968)
Fury (1936)*
Gandhi (1982)
The Garden of Allah (1936)
Garden Party (2017 short, France)
Gaslight (1944)
Giant (1956)
Gigi (1958)
Gladiator (2000)
The Godfather (1972)
The Godfather, Part II (1974)
Goodbye, Mr. Chips (1939)
Gorillas in the Mist (1988)*
Gosford Park (2001)
Grand Hotel (1932)
Grand Prix (1966)*
The Great Beauty (2013, Italy)
The Great Race (1965)
The Great Ziegfeld (1936)
Green Book (2018)
Green Dolphin Street (1947)*
The Green Mile (1999)*
Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner (1967)
Gunfight at the O.K. Corral (1957)
Gunga Din (1939)
Hair Love (2019 short)
Hallelujah (1929)*
Hamlet (1948)
Hamlet (1990)
Hamlet (1996)
Hangmen Also Die! (1943)*
The Happiest Millionaire (1967)
A Hard Day’s Night (1964)
Harlan County U.S.A. (1976)
The Harvey Girls (1946)
Heartbreak Ridge (1986)*
The Heiress (1949)
Hell’s Angels (1930)*
Henry V (1989)
Here Comes Mr. Jordan (1941)
Hero (2002, China)*
Hidden Figures (2016)
The High and the Mighty (1954)*
High Noon (1952)
High Society (1956)
Himalaya (1999, France/Switzerland/United Kingdom/Nepal)*
Home Alone (1990)
Honeysuckle Rose (1980)*
Hoosiers (1986)
The House on 92nd Street (1945)*
How the West Was Won (1962)
How to Survive a Plague (2012)*
I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang (1932)
I Married a Witch (1942)*
I Never Sang for My Father (1970)
I Vitelloni (1953, Italy)*
I Wanted Wings (1941)*
I, Tonya (2017)*
Ida (2013, Poland)
Imitation of Life (1959)
In Cold Blood (1967)
In the Absence (2018 short, South Korea)
In the Heat of the Night (1967)
Inherit the Wind (1960)
Inside Daisy Clover (1965)*
Inside Moves (1980)*
It Happened One Night (1934)
It Happened Tomorrow (1944)*
It Should Happen to You (1954)*
It’s Always Fair Weather (1955)
Jackie Brown (1997)*
Jammin’ the Blues (1944 short)*
Jaws (1975)
The Jazz Singer (1927)
Jerry’s Cousin (1951 short)
Jesus Camp (2006)*
Jezebel (1938)
Jim: The James Foley Story (2016)*
Joe’s Violin (2016 short)
The Journey of Natty Gann (1985)
Joyeux Noel (2005, France)
Judgment at Nuremberg (1961)
Julia (1977)*
Juliet of the Spirits (1965, Italy)
Kagemusha (1980, Japan)
The Karate Kid (1984)
The Killers (1946)*
The King and I (1956)
The King’s Speech (2010)
The Kite Runner (2007)
Knights of the Round Table (1953)*
Knives Out (2019)
Kundun (1997)*
La Ronde (1950, France)*
La Strada (1954, Italy)
La Traviata (1982, Italy)*
Lady Be Good (1941)*
The Lady Eve (1941)
The Ladykillers (1955)*
The Last Emperor (1987)
A Letter to Three Wives (1949)
The Life Ahead (2020, Italy)*
Life is Beautiful (1997, Italy)
Life with Feathers (1945 short)
Lili (1953)
Lilies of the Field (1963)
The Lion in Winter (1968)*
Little Caesar (1931)
A Little Romance (1979)
Little Women (2019)
Logan (2017)
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
Lost Horizon (1937)
Love Affair (1939)*
Love Story (1970)*
Loving Vincent (2017)
The Magic Flute (1975, Sweden)
The Magnificent Ambersons (1942)
Malcolm X (1992)
The Maltese Falcon (1941)
A Man for All Seasons (1966)
The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956)
The Manchurian Candidate (1962)
Maria Full of Grace (2004, Colombia)*
Meet Me in Las Vegas (1956)*
Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)
Mighty Joe Young (1949)*
Milk (2008)
Million Dollar Mermaid (1952)*
The Miracle Worker (1962)*
Mon Oncle (1958, France)
Monsieur Hulot’s Holiday (1953, France)*
Mutiny on the Bounty (1935)
My Fair Lady (1964)
My Favorite Wife (1940)
My Favorite Year (1982)
My Night at Maud’s (1969)*
The Narrow Margin (1952)
The Natural (1984)
Nebraska (2013)
Network (1976)
Night Must Fall (1937)*
Nightcrawler (2014)*
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
Ninotchka (1939)
Nowhere in Africa (2001, Germany)*
Odd Man Out (1947)*
The Official Story (1985, Argentina)*
Oklahoma! (1955)*
Oliver! (1968)
On Golden Pond (1981)*
On the Riviera (1951)*
On the Waterfront (1954)
One Day in September (1999)*
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975)
One Foot in Heaven (1941)
One Hour with You (1932)
One Potato, Two Potato (1964)*
Only Angels Have Wings (1939)*
Our Town (1940)
Paisan (1946, Italy)
Pal Joey (1957)*
Pan’s Labyrinth (2006, Mexico)
Paper Moon (1973)*
Parasite (2019, South Korea)
The Parent Trap (1961)
A Passage to India (1984)*
Patton (1970)
Pelle the Conqueror (1987, Denmark)*
Period. End of Sentence. (2018 short)
Persepolis (2007, France)
The Philadelphia Story (1940)
The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)
Pigs in a Polka (1943 short)*
Pillow Talk (1959)*
Pinocchio (1940)
Places in the Heart (1984)*
Poltergeist (1982)
Portrait of Jennie (1948)
Precious (2009)*
The Prisoner of Zenda (1937)
The Private Life of Helen of Troy (1927)*
The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex (1939)*
The Producers (1967)
Psycho (1960)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Purple Rain (1984)
Puss Gets the Boot (1940 short)
Pygmalion (1938)
Quiet Please! (1945 short)
Quo Vadis, Aida? (2020, Bosnia-Herzegovina)*
Rachel, Rachel (1968)*
Ran (1985, Japan)
Random Harvest (1942)
Rashômon (1950, Japan)
Rasputin and the Empress (1932)*
Rear Window (1954)
Rebecca (1940)
Red River (1948)
The Red Shoes (1948)
A River Runs Through It (1992)
Road to Perdition (2002)
Roma (2018, Mexico)
Saludos Amigos (1942)
Same Time, Next Year (1978)*
The Secret of Kells (2009)
Sense and Sensibility (1995)*
Sergeant York (1941)
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (1954)
Seven Samurai (1954, Japan)
Shadow of a Doubt (1943)
The Shape of Water (2017)
Shaun the Sheep Movie (2015)*
She Done Him Wrong (1933)*
She Wore a Yellow Ribbon (1949)
The Shootist (1976)
The Shop on Main Street (1965, Czechoslovakia)
The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Silverado (1985)
Singin’ in the Rain (1952)
Sleeping Beauty (1959)
The Smiling Lieutenant (1931)
The Snake Pit (1948)*
Song of the Sea (2014)
Sounder (1972)
The Sound of Music (1965)
The Spanish Main (1945)*
Speedy (1928)
Speedy Gonzales (1955 short)
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
Spirited Away (2001, Japan)
Stagecoach (1939)
A Star is Born (1937)
A Star is Born (1954)
A Star is Born (1976)*
A Star is Born (2018)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Star Wars (1977)
Starship Troopers (1997)
The Sting (1973)
A Stolen Life (1946)*
The Story of Three Loves (1953)*
The Story of the Weeping Camel (2003, Mongolia)*
The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)*
The Stranger (1946)*
A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
Strike Up the Band (1940)
Strings (1991 short)*
The Sundowners (1960)*
Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans (1927)
Superman (1978)
Sweet Bird of Youth (1962)
Swing Time (1936)
T-Men (1947)*
The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013, Japan)
Tangerines (2013, Estonia)*
Tenet (2020)
Them! (1954)
Theodora Goes Wild (1936)*
Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo (1944)*
This is Cinerama (1952)*
The Three Musketeers (1948)
Three Orphan Kittens (1935 short)
Time (2020)*
Timecode (2016 short, Spain)
Tom Jones (1963)
Toni Erdmann (2016, Germany)*
Top Hat (1935)
The Triplets of Belleville (2003, France)*
The Truman Show (1998)*
12 Angry Men (1957)
Twilight of Honor (1963)*
Two Girls and a Sailor (1944)*
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
Umberto D. (1952, Italy)
The Umbrellas of Cherbourg (1964, France)
Unforgiven (1992)
Up (2009)
Vertigo (1958)
Victor/Victoria (1982)
WALL-E (2008)
Watch on the Rhine (1943)*
Waterloo Bridge (1940)
Weary River (1929)*
West Side Story (1961)
Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day (1968 short)
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
Wolfwalkers (2020)
X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)
You Can’t Take It with You (1938)
Zorba the Greek (1964)*
The 15 nominated short films for the 93rd Academy Awards
The 8 nominees for Best Picture at the 93rd Academy Awards, including the winner, Nomadland
Until next year’s ceremony, folks - February will be here before we know it!
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Alastor: Unofficial Character Profile and Timeline
Character profile
Name: Alastor (meaning Greek spirit of vengeance/tormentor)
Birth: January 24th 1896, New Orleans, Louisiana (VA Edward Bosco’s birthday is January 24, 1986)
Human name: Alastor Roscoe Duvalier Cajun (Roscoe means deer forest and is also an old term for a handgun. Duvalier is last name of Voodoo genocidal dictator of Haiti.)
Race: Part White (French-American from his father) part Creole (Native American and African-American from his mother).
Hair color: Brown (red and black in Hell) usually short, sometimes in a small ponytail or brown ends reaching slightly past his ears
Eye color: Brown (red in Hell)
Skin color: Light brown (pale gray in Hell) thin pointed chin, lanky agile body
Clothing: brown/white nice shirts with bow ties, dress coats, hunting boots, wine colored pants, the occasional top hat with voodoo pins sticking from the top.
Items: Hunting rifle given to him by his father, sharp knives, a staff with a microphone on it decorated with small golden antlers curved near the top. (The staff became a red vintage microphone with an eye and magic powers in Hell that became part of him as per the deal he took)
Date of death: 1933
Cause of death: Bitten by dog with rabies, experienced hallucinations, inflamed brain, strange excitement and paranoia. When he sees water, it’s nothing but alligators, leeches and the darkness of an ocean. He ran from police and into the woods at night. The police sent several police dogs after him, appearing to Alastor as werewolves. He encounters Hustle, a deer hunter, yelling in agony, almost caught by police. Hustle alerts the police to his location, saying “Target criminal’s over here!” Alastor grabs the gun from the hunter and shoots himself between the eyes. His body is mauled by the police dogs and the hunter sinks down to his knees in shock and fear.
Demonic life: deer demon, overlord, radio host. His deer-like shadow has a mind of its own and reveals his true feelings.
Likes: cooking, singing, dancing, electro swing, Rosie, Mimzy, Charlie (as a friend), his mother, hunting and skinning deer, being out in nature, people failing, dark coffee, the Picture Show, the Stock Market Crash of 1929, theater, liquor, dad jokes, Jambalaya, epicurean food, making voodoo dolls of the Hazbin characters
Dislikes: being touched, strawberries, post 30’s technology, dogs, anything sweet, frowning, Vox, his father, Angel’s sexual remarks, tea, spray can foods, ketchup
Abilities: supernatural powers, voodoo, radio broadcasting, shadow manipulation, warping space, singing, charm
Kalfu is Alastor’s main voodoo deity, as both are destroyers and dark sorcerers.
Mother:
Loretta Marie Duvalier (last name became Cajun): (named after Loretta Petit, real life American radio personality born in New Orleans. Duvalier is last name of Voodoo genocidal dictator of Haiti.)
Speaks French. As a human, she had dark skin, thick black short hair and often wore bonnets, dresses, and on occasion, charms around her neck. She went to Heaven for her selfless actions in comforting Alastor when he was bullied and abused. She was the only source of light in his life before he snapped.
Her voodoo deity is Erzulie, the goddess of beauty, love, femininity and motherhood.
Alastor secretly cuddles with a voodoo doll of his mother every night.
Father:
Louis Francois Cajun: White man and Christian French immigrant, descendant of two French Canadians. He fell in love with Loretta, but bi-racial marriage was frowned upon, so they held it in secret. He is a skilled hunter and taught Alastor to hunt deer and game at a young age. When Alastor was younger, he told him to “beware the gators” in the nearby swamp. As Alastor grew older, he became more abusive to him, even molested him after sleeping with another woman on a Friday the 13th. He died brutally by Alastor in the 1920s/30s.
Louis became an oppressive black deer overlord but was defeated by Alastor a second time.
In Alastor’s vision, Louis is represented by Ogun, god associated with dogs, warriors, hunters, conflict. He’s symbolized by an iron knife and has fondness for pretty women and rum.
Samuel Cajun – Grandfather
Antoinette – Grandmother – Voodoo Priestess and Hoodoo oral practitioner
Racheil: Alastor’s friend and love interest (though he doesn’t want sex or serious romance.) She has short blonde hair and looks similar to Charlie in dapper clothes. She, like Charlie, is nice to him and loves to dance and sing. She tries to help him become a better person but after he snapped, she broke up with him and left him to solve his own problems. She almost got stabbed b him but managed to escape with her wife Agatha (whom she had married in private).
In Alastor’s dream, she appears as Oshun, a goddess connected to beauty, sexuality, wealth, pleasure, and rivers.
Alastor later makes a voodoo doll of Racheil’s similar counterpart, Charlie along with dolls representing the other characters.
Mimzy: Alastor’s friend and temporary love interest (Alastor liked to flirt with her but didn’t want to get intimate nor be tied down). Mimzy likes singing, jazz, desserts and doughnuts. She doesn’t like rock. Confident in her singing, she is the owner of a jazz club, both on Earth and in Hell. She is a short, chubby woman who wears pink/purple flapper dresses, a headband with pink feathers and short blonde hair. Her eyes were blue and her skin white as a human, in Hell her eyes were black with hot pink pupils.
Mimzy and Alastor sing several duets together on stage in both realms and even share a kiss much to the disgust of a jealous (human) Husk. As time went on however, Mimzy started falling head over heels for him, while Alastor wanted to stay friends. (She heard about his radio shows but didn’t suspect he was the killer until later). One night, a love crazed Mimzy (who had also had several drinks) tried to undress him and even reached for his private parts. He shoved her off and threatened to kill her if she assaulted him again. Then she realized in shock that he was the serial killer when he defended himself with a bloodstained knife. She tried to call for help, but he choked her with an insane look in his eyes.
Alastor keeps a voodoo doll of Mimzy in his lair with the straw arms missing.
Rosie: Alastor’s friend, fellow overlord, and associate. Rosie wears dark pink dresses, and a large pink hat with skulls, pink feathers, and black flowers on it in Hell. She has black eyes and sharp teeth. She is the owner of her emporium, after Franklin got eaten by demons.
As a human, Rosie looked similar to Mary Poppins: black hair, white skin, elegant dresses and an umbrella in her hands. She owned an emporium on Earth. Alastor used to sing with her and help her out like a gentleman. However, this was before he became insane. Rosie went to Hell after forcing her employees to work long hours with hardly any breaks (It was during a time where people worked their lives away). Like in Hell, she was self-centered and didn’t hesitate to overpower others to fulfill her ends. Hence, she became an overlord due to the impact of her evil actions.
According to Vivziepop, their relationship is similar to Jack and Mary’s relationship from Mary Poppins: both Jack and Alastor help out their lady friends and are polite to them. Like Mary, Rosie is stern, sophisticated, elegant, and a perfectionist. She’s “practically perfect in every way” at least in her opinion. Both Rosie and Alastor love singing, dancing, performing, and killing people. The three of them met up with Mimzy and all sang together.
Alastor keeps a voodoo doll of Rosie in his lair.
However, Rosie, like nearly everyone in Hell, has an agenda of her own: using Alastor to further her status. In fact, she often views those around her as mere friends and servants who purpose is to make her life easy and orderly. She, along with Vox, Valentino, Katie, and Sir Pentious are listed as antagonists.
Niffty: A small cyclops demon with a hot pink skirt and short pink hair with a yellow undertone. She is the maid for the Hazbin Hotel: she cleans the rooms, cooks meals and likes to sew, read and write. She is obsessed with men and was summoned by Alastor. She died in the 1950s as a Japanese-American woman at age 22. She is hyperactive and fast…and also a hopeless romantic who indulges in her own fantasies. Niffty isn’t afraid to use manipulation to get her way. Alastor summoned her from the fireplace but before that, he had charmed her into making a deal with him shortly after she arrived in Hell.
Alastor keeps a voodoo doll of Niffty in his lair.
Husk: A black and white cat demon with red wings with card suits on them. He has long red eyebrows, wears a black hat and wears a large red bow tie. Husk loves drinking, gambling, cards and magic shows. As a human, Husk interacted with Alastor as a broad man with short black hair. He went off to serve in the Vietnam War, gambling and drinking his problems away. He died in the 1970s.
In Hell, Alastor summons the grumpy bad-mouthed Husk to help man the front desk of the hotel for “charity work” and transports him there. Alastor got Husk to make a deal with him by promising him booze, cigars, and drinks spiked with catnip. Husk can speak many languages and is good with children.
Alastor keeps a voodoo doll of Husk in his lair.
Alastor’s ancestor from his father’s side: Marie LaLaurie, (1787-1849) real life New Orleans serial killer, cruel to Creole slaves
Dr. Facilier: distant relative
Alastor’s cousin from his mother’s side: Clementine Barnabet: (1894-1923) real life Louisiana voodoo priestess and serial killer, killed families with an axe.
Real life Axeman of New Orleans serial killer 1918-1919
Killed women and primarily used an axe. Spared those who played jazz in their homes
Albert Fish: serial killer, child rapist and cannibal 1924-1932 crimes, died in 1936
Alastor "Hazbin" Roscoe Cajun/Duvalier born January 24th, 1896 (Edward Bosco's b day Jan 24th 1986) to Francois and Loretta Cajun, born at 3:00AM; Loretta gave birth in the woods on the way to the hospital (born 3 weeks early). Light brown skin, brown eyes, round glasses, short brown hair with reddish tint, pointed chin, thin agile body
1897: Age 1 Things start off normal in New Orleans, infant Alastor plays in his crib and loves the music on the radio.
1898: Age 2 Alastor meets his uncle and aunt and discovers the marvelous outside world
1899: Age 3 Alastor watches musicals on the picture show and falls in love with them. His mother makes him Jambalaya, his favorite food of comfort
1900: Age 4 Reading and preschool, Sunday church goings which Alastor finds boring
1901: Age 5 Kindergarten: Alastor is teased for his freckles and whenever his hair glows a reddish tint in the sunlight
1902: Age 6 First grade: Alastor learns reading, writing, math, and art. He hates gym and loves music and art.
1903: Age 7 Second grade: Alastor's parents get into a fight for the first time in a while; Alastor is sent to his room whenever it happens. After he comes back upset, both his parents say that frowning is weakness. Loretta says "Remember to smile, Alastor, it shows dominance and confidence. You're never fully dressed without one." He takes that lesson to heart for the rest of his life.
Vision 1: Alastor dreams he is a young red deer who performs onstage and receives a standing ovation, representing childhood innocence.
1904: Age 8 Third grade: Alastor discovers his love of theater. He finds joy in attending and watching Mardi Gras parades and the costumes. He says 'Throw me something, mista!" during the parade but the other kids got to get the prizes thrown from the parade instead.
1905: Age 9 Fourth grade: A group of boys start to bully him and even punch him badly. Alastor smiles through it all. He tells his father and mother. While his mother comforts him, his father scolds him for not fighting back.
1906: Age 10 Fifth grade: Alastor gets his brutal revenge by daring the boys to enter into a nearby swamp. One of the bullies gets eaten by a crocodile while Alastor just watches. Alastor gets nicknamed by his father and bullies as "Alastor Hazbin."
1907: Age 11 Sixth grade: Alastor goes hunting with his father and his father shows him how to hunt and skin deer and other game. He becomes skilled over time and loves the meat. He also learns how to cook from his mother...Jambalaya being his favorite to make.
1908: Age 12 Seventh grade: Alastor gets slapped by his father for not participating in sports. Other kids make fun of him for being of mixed race. Loretta begins teaching him about Voodoo and Hoodoo. Alastor connects with Kalfu the deity and learns of his heritage as part French and part Creole. His grandmother was a powerful priestess and was believed to orally pass on stories and display feats of magic. His Grandmother was born in Haiti, moved to France and then to the U.S. His Uncle, Father, and Grandfather were Canadian/French Christians. His aunt was conflict avoidant, unlike his uncle and father. Loretta tells him (though he soon doesn't listen) that Voodoo is not to be used for evil, sacrifices, nor cannibalism and to only resort to cannibalism for survival.
1909: Age 13 Eighth grade: Alastor's father yells at him for not showing interest in girls. One fateful night, his father sleeps with another woman and Alastor notices. A helpless Loretta watches as Francois whips, humiliates and molests him in his room, warning him not to tell or "he'd kill (them) both." Loretta comforts him with hugs and Jambalaya. As he eats, Alastor imagines eating off his father's fingers.
Alastor is diagnosed with anxiety, narcissism and psychopathic tendencies. He is bullied in middle school and is not interested in sex and girls like the other boys. He finds it gross and pointless.
Loretta's Jambalaya nearly kills her when a drunk Loretta (too much Scottish Comfort) puts gunpowder and wasabi into it. Alastor's father makes him memorize Bible passages.
1910: Age 14 Ninth grade: Many girls both in school and outside fall in love, but Alastor isn't interested. A Satanic Ritual book appears after it was dropped by accident by imps. He looks through it with great interest and makes a deal with dark Loas: gain near unlimited power in the afterlife in exchange for his soul and the soul of a loved one.
1911: Age 15 Tenth grade: High school was a nightmare. The bullying was worse and Alastor became more and more withdrawn. During this time, Alastor becomes interested in being a radio host and also reads books on weapons and cannibalism.
Vision 2: Alastor dreams he is a red buck, who runs from hunters representing the elite white people. He evades a crocodile, resembling his father and his mother appears as the Voodoo goddess of beauty and motherhood.
1912: Age 16 Eleventh grade: Alastor applies to be an apprentice for a local radio station several times, but doesn't get in. His father and uncle berate him everyday and his mother is busy at secretary work, and Voodoo rituals every month.
1913: Age 17 Grade 12 Alastor graduates and applies again. He starts at the bottom, but rapidly moves his way up. He starts by telling dad jokes, then wants to talk about murder and crimes "far more interesting than the weather and social events."
1914: Age 18 After experiencing harsh critiques from mainstream stations, Alastor is fired. However, he soon decides to pursue his goals on his own. His makes radios from scratch and starts his own shows, with a few private listeners at first.
World War One begins! Alastor uses this opportunity to broadcast on a private station news of deaths in the war in graphic detail. More people start listening and his soon starts making money. Alastor makes his first kill when a man assaulted him and beat him up for him being "Black and outspoken." He was able to get away and he wondered what it'd be like to do it again on the ignorant folks.
1915: Age 19 Alastor promotes war efforts through announcements and songs, including his ending song "You're Never Fully Dressed." However, he still describes brutal murders for the sinister folks.
1916: Age 20 Alastor meets Husk and Mimzy at a jazz bar and club for the first time. He dances and sings with Mimzy, loving her confidence and sexy looks. (Though he doesn't like to be touched by anyone other than his mother, due to fatherly past trauma).
1917: Age 21 Alastor meets Racheil (alternate form of Charlie) and they become fast friends. He learns of the Axeman, a fellow serial killer and learns to be careful.
1918: Age 22 Spanish Flu Pandemic occurs! Sadly, Alastor's mother becomes gravely ill and passes away. Alastor smiles even as he cries. Alastor's father doesn't seem to care. Alastor gets raped again and his father abandons him. Alastor's mother goes to Heaven and Alastor, not knowing what else to do, eats her remains.
1919: Age 23 Alastor becomes depressed (and even suicidal for a while). He doesn't eat much. Alastor eventually snaps and begins his life as a serial killer. After his mother’s death, Alastor lost his remaining traits of humanity…succumbing to his demonic nature. At that point, he didn’t care who he ate and/or killed…it was the last think he could do to keep himself sane along with drinking liquor, coffee, sewing voodoo dolls, and broadcasting the murders by himself.
1920: Age 24 Roaring Twenties and Jazz Age. Alastor becomes known (though no one suspected it was him) by several names "Bayou Butcher," "Deer Devil" "Louisiana Lunatic" among others. Alastor revels in his fame and becomes richer and more materialistic. He buys himself suits, and a cane with deer antlers on it. One of his disturbing hobbies was using his gentleman charm to lure women into his home where he would lie them in the basement and kill them while broadcasting their screams.
Alastor plays in a jazz band and enjoys watching musicians play while smoking and drinking liquor. He often cries in private and makes straw dolls. He drinks dark coffee every morning.
1921: Age 25 Mimzy falls in love with Alastor and touches him inappropriately. He threatens her with a knife and she discovers he's the serial killer. She rushes to call for help but Alastor takes her into an alleyway and stabs and chokes her to death. Feeling slight remorse, he takes her home for his meal.
1922: Age 26 Racheil breaks up with him after being concerned about his sanity. Worried he might be caught, Alastor lays low for a while before starting up again. After Alastor's father comes back, he decides to get his revenge. He ties him to a tree and tortures him during the night. The predator becomes the prey. Alastor tracks him down to a local bar. (Although he usually doesn’t stalk or chase his victims as it breaks his moral code, but his dad is an exception. Also following others/sneaking toward them are often required to kill others.) His father had been secretly afraid that Alastor would be stronger and would want to kill him, thus proving his son more dominant than himself. He had weapons ready, but Alastor had set up several traps in advance. Though Alastor was physically weaker than his father, he was very clever. He had packed a backpack of all his weapons, rope and essential tools. His father says “You and your heathen mother deserve to die” only for Alastor to respond, “Nobody talks about my mama that way.” Seeing his father knocked out, Alastor raises his knife to kill him but stops. That would merely be too easy. He supports him by the shoulders, pretending to be concerned for him as onlookers watched in shock, “It’s okay sir, you just fainted from the heat. Let’s go for a walk in the woods.” He takes him deep in the forest and chuckles darkly.
Alastor knocks him out and ties him to a tree in a forest, waiting until he wakes up. He starts (smiling the whole time) by slicing off his father’s dick among his father’s cussing (“when you screwed me once”), inserting a hot knife inside his father’s privates (“when you screwed me again”) then slicing off his ears (“this is for all the times when you wouldn’t listen to me”), shoving his own severed penis down his throat (“When you shoved your macho beliefs down my throat”) he whips him, then slowly cuts deep down his chest with a chainsaw, organs revealed (“this is for mama”) and finally shots him in the heart (“and this is for me, you heartless bastard.”) He eats his father’s flesh over jambalaya and it’s the best meal he’s ever had.
1923: Age 27 He kills his victims in various ways: some hanging from trees with their organs spilled out, some buttered and eaten, others buried alive, some people shot and stabbed when he doesn’t feel like dragging it out. He’ll often poison other’s food/drinks and watch their reactions with a grin on his face. He enjoys tricking others into corners/tight spots so he doesn’t have to run after them. He’s found of pranks, especially deadly ones done on others. He saves brutal killings for racist men and women and those who think ill of him and his show. He becomes known as the “Deer Devil Dealer of New Orleans.” He only started killing people and animals at random after his mother died and he lost his mind.
1924: Age 28 Vision 3: : He has nightmares about a demonic skeletal deer covered with maggots and sores with chunks of meat over bone and one eye hanging loose running after him. He finds himself in a dark snowy forest, a fierce biting wind. After it seemed like he had been defeated by the monster, Alastor looks into a puddle and sees another, far worse monster, a demonic wendigo reflection staring back at him…Alastor sees a horned face and malnourished skeletal body, ripped red pinstriped dress coat, four clawed hands, red and black hair and red eyes, sharp teeth, large black antlers…the wendigo form resembling his current demonic form in Hell. After killing the alligator representing his father, the wendigo Alastor look-alike shadow appears and says “This is who you really are,” before Alastor wakes up.
1925: Age 29
1926: Age 30
1927: Age 31
1928: Age 32
1929: Age 33 Alastor enjoys the Stock Market Crash and uses the opportunity to enjoy watching orphans suffer. It helps remind him that he's far better off than many, besides the fact that kids were annoying to him. Alastor makes an "Axeman letter:"
"Hell, 1929 Stock Market Crash Esteemed Mortal of New Orleans: The Deer Devil/Bayous Butcher/Louisiana Lunatic/Hazbin of Hell
They have never caught me and they never will. They have never seen me, for I am invisible, even as the sound waves that surround your earth. I am not a human being, but a demon and overlord from the hottest hell. I am what you Orleanians call the Deer Devil. Down here, I’m the inevitable Radio Demon.
When I see fit, I shall appear and claim other victims as I see fit. I alone know whom they shall be. No clues will be left behind, save for what you might hear on the next broadcast. Tell the police and the racist, elite scum of the world to beware. Let them try not to discover who I am, for it’d be better for them not to have been born than to incur the wrath of the Deer Devil. You’ll have a deer in the headlights look and won’t have any idea what hit you until after it’s too late. Undoubtedly, you Orleanians think of me as a monster and murderer. But if I wanted to hurt anyone else here, I would have done so already. If I wished, I could pay a visit to your city every night. I could kill every one of your best and worst citizens, for I am in a close relationship with the Shadows of the Other Side. At 6:06 pm next Friday night, I am going to pass over New Orleans and then visit those in Hell. I am going to make a little proposition to you people. Here it is: I am very fond of jazz music, electro swing, and jambalaya. I swear by all the Loas and deities that I will spare those who can provide me with some great entertainment when I visit. Word of warning, I can read you people like a book, and see into your very souls. Anyone foolish enough to challenge me will have their corpses consumed and their screams muffled by the lovely sound of jazz bands jamming the night away. I have been, am, and will be, the worst spirit that ever existed in fact, fantasy, or realm of Hazbins. Smile and stay tuned! ~Deer Devil (Alastor)"
1930: Age 34 Great Depression occurs!
The event hits Alastor and many others hard...he runs low on food so he eats others and hunts more and more to survive. Now Alastor kills at random instead of focusing on the racist mean people.
1931: Age 35
1932: Age 36
1933: Age 37 Alastor's Death
The police eventually track Alastor down with the help of Racheil and Chasseur, a fellow deer hunter whose daughter had been killed by Alastor. Not too long before the police discover where he is, Alastor gets bitten by a rabies infested dog. For the next several hours, Alastor experiences hallucinations, paranoia, brain inflammation and a fear of water. In water, all he sees is leeches and alligators. In his hallucinations, he is being watched by a wendigo. The police chase Alastor though the dark woods, police dogs hot on the trail. A local deer hunter, Hustle, joins in on the chase. Alastor navigates the woods, trying to find a place to hide. The hunter accidentally shoots him in the back as he ran, thinking Alastor was a deer.
Alastor experiences extreme agony when the deer hunter spots him, pointing a rifle at him. The hunter announces his location to the police. Seeing no other way out other than pain and imprisonment, Alastor takes the gun from the hunter and shoots himself between his eyes. The police dogs maul his dead body and the hunter sinks to his knees in shock and terror. Strangely enough, Alastor dies with a creepy smile on his face, the mark of Kalfu appearing behind his cold neck, unnoticed by anyone.
1933: After death: Alastor's old body falls away as the deal with the Loas takes fruit. The shadows give him his immense powers in the shadow world and he transforms into his demon form in Hell. He gets his microphone staff, which enables him to broadcast his murders and victories. He is known as the Radio Demon. He conquers several areas of Hell, eventually getting the attention of the overlords who know to stay wary of him.
Alastor befriends Mimzy and overlord Rosie and they sing, dance, talk and murder other demons for fun. Alastor treats them both with respect and knows not to piss off Rosie as she's stern, violent, and "practically perfect in every way."
Every year when the Exterminators appear, Alastor broadcasts the chaos during the 24 hour period, and will go out and kill the angels too.
1950s: Alastor makes a deal with Niffty who becomes obsessed with him and men. She becomes his servant/slave/associate and cooks and cleans for him.
1970s: Alastor makes a deal with Husk and Husk becomes his servant/slave/associate after Alastor promised him a better life with money and booze and the promise of " finding love."
2019: Alastor sees Charlie on TV and decides to help her with the hotel (for his own enjoyment, of course.) He dances and befriends Charlie, forming plans to use her to dig deeper into the royal family and eventually take the throne and rule Hell. He hopes that with a shadow army and more possessed members, he can invade Hell, Heaven and even Earth to spread his chaos. He defeats Sir Pentious and changes the name to Hazbin Hotel, his formerly mocking nickname he embraced.
Future: Alastor helps Charlie and the others protect the hotel from Sir Pentious, Vox, Valentino, Velvet and other villains.
Other non canon versions of Alastor:
Stalaros (commonly known as 2p Alastor). Alastor with opposite colors and personality: he wears white and blue and cries a lot. He is one of the clients at the Haven Hotel run by Caoline Egnam, Heaven's princess. Stalaros is gay and horny like Angel Dust.
Lavender/Purple Alastor: Peaceful and confident, an OC made by fans.
Radiodust Alastor: An Alastor that loves Angel Dust. Popular with fans.
Charlastor Alastor: An Alastor that loves Charlie romantically. Popular with fans.
Redeemed Alastor: Appears as a man with a deer head and human-like traits in Heaven. In this universe, he reunites with his mother.
FHE (“For His Entertainment”) Alastor: Alastor in his truly evil form: he takes over all of Hell and possesses the demons. His shadow can turn into a monster wendigo. This Alastor has a hole between his eyes from a bullet wound, and antlers stained with blood.
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Any historical aus you can recommend?
There is a serious lack of these in the Steter fandom imo, especially ones that aren’t regency/royalty, but thankfully they do exist:
Steam Rises from the Body by twothumbsandnostakeincanon (somanyofthekids)
Peter and Stiles are surgeons in a Mobile Army Surgical Hospital near the front line of the Korean War.
Hooverville by twothumbsandnostakeincanon (somanyofthekids)
Town to town, train to train, tent to tent.
By 1932, the dust had begun to blow and the jobs were gone.
Anonymity was a byproduct of looking for work, which made it both necessary and convenient.
Stiles had enough secrets of his own to know to look the other way when he saw something that shouldn’t be possible.
The ghost of a tail giving enough balance to disembark a moving train.
Near silent Latin whispered on the edge of a tent encampment.
A flash of burning eyes.
He had more than enough to worry about without adding the oddities of others, and besides- having unusually sharp teeth certainly didn’t make a man worse than the ones running from the wife and kids they couldn’t feed.
So Stiles kept his observations to himself. He kept his everything to himself.
Until he met a man. One with eyes so blue they seemed to glow- and then they did.
Stiles tried to look away, but for the first time he was stopped.
“Don’t be like that sweetheart. Aren’t you curious?”
Orbital Distance by neglectedtuesday
Artemis, the capital city of the Moon, where movies are born and stars are made. The crown jewel of American cinema and simultaneously Hollywood’s biggest rival. The money may be dollars, it may be counted as the 51st state but the studios run this city, making cinema and waging war. No real bloodshed but equally cutthroat in its own way. Peter has devoured article after article about the industry, from in-depth journalism to gossip rags, desperate for every detail, every scandal, every glorious moon moment.
Wild Creatures by neglectedtuesday
The treaty is signed while Stiles is being laced into his wedding corset. Ink splatters parchment as a maid pulls the ribbons, tighter and tighter. Stiles’ breath and future are taken away, all to save a village. He is a sacrifice more than a bride. The maid assists in fixing a choker around Stiles throat. Her hands are cold despite the roaring fire in the grate. The choker is a string of blood red rubies, they reflect the firelight with a wet shine like an open wound.
Out Of The East, Never See The Sun Rise by neglectedtuesday
In the beginning, there are three absolutes.
One. Stiles is a god, forged of starlight and collapsing galaxies and he is eternal.
Two. Peter is human, fragile bone and viscous blood and he is temporary.
Three. Stiles and Peter are in love; love that claws its way inside one’s heart like fish hooks; all encompassing love that is beautiful but dangerous.
Stiles is a god. Peter is human. They love each other.
Three absolutes.
Viking Wolves do it Better by MaroonDragon
Stiles is the omega witch in the village he was born in. A gift that had been passed to him from his mother. A curse that left him an outcast amongst the people he helped heal. Until one day he no longer is. Kidnapped by the Viking Wolves of the North, he suddenly finds himself a human amongst wolves. There is one wolf in particular who is intent to woo him into staying. Stiles is really only indulging Peter until he can make his escape. There is nothing remotely interesting about the other man. Not a single thing.
Utterly Appropriate by wynnebat
There’s only one person whom Stiles would marry, and whoever has asked for her hand isn’t on that list.
Duty by ChloeWeird
A petrified omega. An ambitious alpha. A wedding night four years in the making.
Bound Fast With Love by Diablerie
It started when his grandfather assigned him to attend to the visiting professor, Peter Hale.
“Be his shadow, my boy. Take care of his smallest need before he has an opportunity to notice. It would be quite the feather in our cap if we can steal him away.”
Somehow, that brought him here: bound to a table and about to be spanked for his shoddy recitation of ancient poetry.
Bittersweet Creek by Guede
When Stiles finally steps off the westward trail to California, he’s the last of his pack. He starts building a den, but then he finds a dying man next to a burnt-down house and it turns out he’s not really much of a settler, after all.
Wolf Ranch by Guede (Poly - Stiles/Lydia/Peter/Derek/Chris)
At first glance, Beacon Hills seems like a terrible place to settle. Ruled by alpha werewolves and surrounded by a haunted forest filled with outlaws, it’s not very friendly to Eastern greenhorns. So Stiles and Lydia should fit right in.
Intemperance by Guede (Poly - Stiles/Peter/Derek/Chris/Laura)
Stiles is the one who gets pulled back to Beacon Hills by a murder.
Moonshine by Udunie
Deucalion was sitting in the corner that was reserved for special guests, with his henchmen - a pair of twins - guarding the table. He was just putting his stetson down, eyes catching Peter and widening just a fraction when he noticed Stiles. He was a good guy though, and quickly got his pokerface back in place. Nobody came to the Moonshine and insulted Peter.
“Deucalion, nice to see you,” he greeted, not acknowledging the goons who were giving Stiles the side eye. He knew they probably wanted a piece of his kitten, but thankfully were not foolish enough to try.
May the Mighty Fall by Udunie
“Oh, how the mighty have fallen,” Matt sneered, looking at Stiles with derision. “One day, the popular, orphaned son of a beloved consul, and the next a traitor to the Emperor and an enemy of Cantalupo…”
Stiles didn’t move a muscle, even though all he wanted was to leash out, to reach between the bars of his cell and strangle that little, creepy shit. He could have said a lot of things, he could have told Matt’s pompous, patrician ass that he was - in fact - not an orphan. And seriously, from where he was standing, he wasn’t even really a traitor.
Well, yes, he wanted the death of the Emperor, but he wanted the best for Cantalupo - the return of the Lupa Maxima, the city’s rightful ruler and with her, the revival of the principate.
Of course, his reasons were far from being completely patriotic.
Gerard Argent tried to have his father killed, he lived in outrageous luxury while some of his subjects starved. He didn’t give a shit about the plebs…But. Stiles couldn’t say any of that. It wasn’t the time. Not yet.
A Matter of Chance by 1001cranes (WIP)
“I’m going to offer for the Stilinski boy,” Peter announces at breakfast one morning.
Greenberg drops the entire pot of hot chocolate.
A welcome arrow by 1001cranes
The wedding is small and grim, because Stiles is being carted off to parts unknown, married to a thirty-something year old dude who wants to marry a seventeen year old dude - totally not creepy at all.
my very soul demands you by veterization
Orphan Stiles Stilinski seeks work at Hale House, an enormous, foreboding mansion in Beacon Hills run by Mr. Peter Hale, who employs him as a butler. Or: Stiles is Jane Eyre, and Peter is Mr. Rochester.
Royal A/B/O Au by charlottecjhlvr
When his father’s Kingdom and the Hale Kingdom make a treaty, Stiles is the one who has to make it work.
In Sheep’s Clothing by Twisted_Mind
“The problem is Derek,” he began.
At this, Cora merely snorted in a particularly unladylike fashion. “When isn’t it?”
Alas, it was not so simple a matter as the scrapes of the child he had once been—would that it were! “Unfortunately, in this case, Derek has engineered hardship for not only our family, but the young Miss Stilinski also.”
At the sound of the young gentlewoman’s name, Cora’s features sharpened; she leaned forward and rested one hand tenderly on Peter’s knee as she asked, “Speak plainly—what’s he done, and what must now be done to rectify the situation?”
Peter took her hand in appreciation and followed her example, without any further prevarication. “He bedded his intended, and if he had merely done so, we’d have precious little trouble on our hands, for he’s hardly the first to take his wife-to-be to bed before their union was formalized, however much you will hear other preach otherwise.”
Cora interrupted, then, as she gripped her uncle’s hand tightly. “I’m not going to enjoy what I hear next, am I?”
Temporary Claim by sunrise_and_death
Some, of course, are off limits. Queen Talia and her husband have their special favorites who join their marriage bed from time to time. Laura has several young strapping men that are hers and hers alone. Even Derek has a few favorites—the quiet ones, the sweet ones.
Peter? The Duke only has one.
Sacrificial Lamb by Bunnywest
The Alpha has a scruffy beard, unkempt hair and dazzling blue eyes. The scar on his face is raised, running down his cheek like a twisting, gnarled rope. Stiles knows that it came from the blade of Kate Argent herself, and that the Alpha got it fighting in the battle where Kate killed his lover, cutting his head clean from his neck, if the stories are to be believed.
The Alpha lets Stiles look his fill, before indicating that Stiles should take the other couch, and Stiles does so, his father’s words echoing in his ears. He can do this, can be pleasant and amenable. The lives of his people may depend on it. The Alpha spends long moments surveying him, before saying, “I like you, Stiles.”
You don’t know me, Stiles wants to blurt out, but he bites his tongue.
Goddess Below by Unloyal_Olio
Peter sneaks into the vestal temple looking for a virgin. He finds Stiles.
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Jabiru mycteria
By Andreas Trepte, CC BY-SA 4.0
Etymology: Tupí for Very Big Bird
First Described By: Hellmayr, 1906
Classification: Dinosauromorpha, Dinosauriformes, Dracohors, Dinosauria, Saurischia, Eusaurischia, Theropoda, Neotheropoda, Averostra, Tetanurae, Orionides, Avetheropoda, Coelurosauria, Tyrannoraptora, Maniraptoromorpha, Maniraptoriformes, Maniraptora, Pennaraptora, Paraves, Eumaniraptora, Averaptora, Avialae, Euavialae, Avebrevicauda, Pygostaylia, Ornithothoraces, Euornithes, Ornithuromorpha, Ornithurae, Neornithes, Neognathae, Neoaves, Aequorlitornithes, Ardeae, Aequornithes, Ciconiiformes
Status: Extant, Least Concern
Time and Place: From 126,000 years ago until the present, from the Tarantian of the Pleistocene to the Holocene
Jabiru are primarily known from the Amazon basin, though during the Ice Age they were much more widespread (shown in light blue)
Physical Description: Jabiru are extremely large storks, primarily white in color all over their bodies and wings. They have very long, skinny black legs, like other storks, and black heads. Their heads are ridiculously long, with beaks that make up three-forths of the entire head – these beaks are long, triangular, and pointed. Underneath the black neck, they have red throat sacks which stand out from the rest of the body. Males differ from females in having longer beaks and more vibrant red color on their throat sacks; the juveniles, meanwhile, are more grey than the adults. Babies of this species are especially fat and fluffy, and covered in white feathers. In terms of size, Jabiru are the tallest flying birds in Latin America, reaching the same height as the flightless rhea – up to 1.53 meters tall. So, you know, about the same height as a shorter person. They grow between 1.2 and 1.4 meters long in general, from head to tail; they have some of the largest wingspans of any South American bird, reaching between 2.3 and 2.6 meters long – only the Andean Condor has a larger wingspan on that continent. The beaks can range between 25 and 35 centimeters. In short, though Jabiru can honestly look really gangly and ridiculous, they are also absolutely, terrifyingly, huge.
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Diet: Jabiru feed on fish, frogs, snakes, insects, baby crocodilians, and turtles – though the bulk is fish, they really can’t be classified as anything other than a carnivore.
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Behavior: Jabiru will wade in the shallows of the water, splashing their bills into it to disturb prey. They will look for prey mainly by feeling around with their beaks, but they also see the food and reach out to grab it. THey then carry the food to the shore and dismantle it there, where it can’t as easily slip out (especially in the case of fish). They’ll also use sounds – baby caimans, especially, are found by listening for their distress calls. They tend to feed in large groups of up to fifty birds during the dry season, congregating where food can be found; in the west season, they are more solitary. They do associate with other storks and ibises as well during feeding. They are very silent away from the nest, stalking in the quiet; they will make very loud bill claps when alarmed, and make soft coughs and bill claps during copulation and nest displays. Their pouches are inflated during mating displace, and also as a threat to other members of species when they feel their spaces is being invaded.
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Despite being ridiculously huge and a little silly looking on the ground, Jabiru are amazingly graceful fliers, soaring above the ground with the agility of the Andean Condor – which it rivals in size. They don’t migrate much, but congregate in small groups with other storks and ibises and moving in relation to rainfall. They will fly to seek out new places of food. Breeding varies from location to location, usually at the end of the dry season and the start of the wet season. They usually nest alone, but they will form groups of up to six nests – though some populations breed in mixed colonies with other storks. They make nests in tall palm trees, so if you needed to imagine a person-sized bird nesting in a tree, here you go. They sometimes nest in tall mangroves or other types of trees in pine savanna. The nests are made of sticks and mud and are used year to year. Three to four eggs are laid per season, and the young hatch white and fluffy and dependent on the parents. Both parents will incubate the eggs. The babies leave the nest after about a hundred days, though the young stick with the parents for another three months. As such, most mated pairs alternate breeding years. The pairs mate for life as well. Jabiru can live on average for thirty-six years.
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Ecosystem: Jabiru live in large freshwater marshes, pine-savanna, ranches near ponds and lagoons, near large rivers and lakes, in estuaries, and rice fields. The young are specially preyed upon by raccoons, other storks, and humans; but healthy adults have no known predators.
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Other: Though the Jabiru stork already has a very large range today, fossil evidence indicates that during the last glacial maximum its range was even larger, extending up into North America. It is thus possible that climate change following the end of the last Ice Age lead to a decline in Jabiru populations and a decrease in Jabiru range. That being said, Jabiru today are doing perfectly fine in terms of conservation and population – they are considered threatened with extinction, and therea re considered to be tens of thousands of birds worldwide. Still, Central American populations of Jabiru are on the decline possibly as a continuation of the elimination of this bird from North America in general; in the Amazon, the chicks are considered a source of food by native populations.
~ By Meig Dickson
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Arthur "Harpo" Marx (born Adolph Marx; November 23, 1888 – September 28, 1964) was an American comedian, actor, mime artist, and musician, and the second-oldest of the Marx Brothers. In contrast to the mainly verbal comedy of his brothers Groucho Marx and Chico Marx, Harpo's comic style was visual, being an example of both clown and pantomime traditions. He wore a curly reddish blond wig, and never spoke during performances (he blew a horn or whistled to communicate). He frequently used props such as a horn cane, made up of a pipe, tape, and a bulbhorn, and he played the harp in most of his films.
Harpo was born on November 23, 1888, in Manhattan. He grew up in a neighborhood now known as Carnegie Hill on the Upper East Side of Manhattan, on East 93rd Street off Lexington Avenue. The turn-of-the-century tenement that Harpo later called (in his autobiography Harpo Speaks!) "the first real home I can remember" was populated with European immigrants, mostly artisans—which even included a glass blower. Just across the street were the oldest brownstones in the area, owned by people like David L. Loew and William Orth.
Harpo's parents were Sam Marx (called "Frenchie" throughout his life) and his wife, Minnie Schoenberg Marx. Minnie's brother was Al Shean. Marx's family was Jewish. His mother was from East Frisia in Germany, and his father was a native of Alsace in France and worked as a tailor.
Harpo received little formal education and left grade school at age eight (mainly due to bullying) during his second attempt to pass the second grade. He began to work, gaining employment in numerous odd jobs alongside his brother Chico to contribute to the family income, including selling newspapers, working in a butcher shop, and as an errand office boy.
In January 1910, Harpo joined two of his brothers, Julius (later "Groucho") and Milton (later "Gummo"), to form "The Three Nightingales", later changed to simply "The Marx Brothers". Multiple stories—most unsubstantiated—exist to explain Harpo's evolution as the "silent" character in the brothers' act. In his memoir, Groucho wrote that Harpo simply wasn't very good at memorizing dialogue, and thus was ideal for the role of the "dunce who couldn't speak", a common character in vaudeville acts of the time.
Harpo gained his stage name during a card game at the Orpheum Theatre in Galesburg, Illinois. The dealer (Art Fisher) called him "Harpo" because he played the harp. He learned how to hold it properly from a picture of an angel playing a harp that he saw in a five-and-dime. No one in town knew how to play the harp, so Harpo tuned it as best he could, starting with one basic note and tuning it from there. Three years later he found out he had tuned it incorrectly, but he could not have tuned it properly; if he had, the strings would have broken each night. Harpo's method placed much less tension on the strings.[citation needed] Although he played this way for the rest of his life, he did try to learn how to play correctly, and he spent considerable money hiring the best teachers. They spent their time listening to him, fascinated by the way he played. The major exception was Mildred Dilling, a professional harpist who did teach Harpo the proper techniques of the instrument and collaborated with him regularly when he had difficulty with various compositions.
In the autobiography Harpo Speaks! (1961), he recounts how Chico found him jobs playing piano to accompany silent movies. Unlike Chico, Harpo could play only two songs on the piano, "Waltz Me Around Again, Willie" and "Love Me and the World Is Mine," but he adapted this small repertoire in different tempos to suit the action on the screen. He was also seen playing a portion of Rachmaninoff's "Prelude in C# minor" in A Day at the Races and chords on the piano in A Night at the Opera, in such a way that the piano sounded much like a harp, as a prelude to actually playing the harp in that scene.
Harpo had changed his name from Adolph to Arthur by 1911. This was due primarily to his dislike for the name Adolph (as a child, he was routinely called "Ahdie" instead). The name change may have also happened because of the similarity between Harpo's name and Adolph Marks, a prominent show business attorney in Chicago. Urban legends stating that the name change came about during World War I due to anti-German sentiment in the US, or during World War II because of the stigma that Adolf Hitler imposed on the name, are groundless.
His first screen appearance was in the film Humor Risk (1921), with his brothers, although according to Groucho, it was only screened once and then lost. Four years later, Harpo appeared without his brothers in Too Many Kisses (1925), four years before the brothers' first released film, The Cocoanuts (1929). In Too Many Kisses, Harpo spoke the only line he would ever speak on-camera in a movie: "You sure you can't move?" (said to the film's tied-up hero before punching him). Fittingly, it was a silent movie, and the audience saw only his lips move and the line on a title card.
Harpo was often cast as Chico's eccentric partner-in-crime, whom he would often help by playing charades to tell of Groucho's problem, and/or annoy by giving Chico his leg, either to give it a rest or as an alternative to a handshake.
Harpo became known for prop-laden sight gags, in particular the seemingly infinite number of odd things stored in his topcoat's oversized pockets. In the film Horse Feathers (1932), Groucho, referring to an impossible situation, tells Harpo that he cannot "burn the candle at both ends." Harpo immediately produces from within his coat pocket a lit candle burning at both ends. In the same film, a homeless man on the street asks Harpo for money for a cup of coffee, and he subsequently produces a steaming cup, complete with saucer, from inside his coat. Also in Horse Feathers, he has a fish and a sword, and when he wants to go to his speakeasy, he stabs the fish in its mouth with his sword to give the password, "Swordfish." In Duck Soup, he produces a lit blowtorch to light a cigar. As author Joe Adamson put in his book, Groucho, Harpo, Chico and Sometimes Zeppo, "The president of the college has been shouted down by a mute."
Harpo often used facial expressions and mime to get his point across. One of his facial expressions, which he used in every Marx Brothers film and stage play, beginning with Fun in Hi Skule, was known as "the Gookie." Harpo created it by mimicking the expression of Mr. Gehrke, a New York tobacconist who would make a similar face while concentrating on rolling cigars.
Harpo further distinguished his character by wearing a "fright wig". Early in his career it was dyed pink, as evidenced by color film posters of the time and by allusions to it in films, with character names such as "Pinky" in Duck Soup. It tended to show as blond on-screen due to the black-and-white film stock at the time. Over time, he darkened the pink to more of a reddish color, again films alluded to it with character names such as "Rusty".
His non-speaking in his early films was occasionally referred to by the other Marx Brothers, who were careful to imply that his character's not speaking was a choice rather than a disability. They would make joking reference to this part of his act. For example, in Animal Crackers his character was ironically dubbed "The Professor". In The Cocoanuts, this exchange occurred:
Groucho: "Who is this?"
Chico: "Dat's-a my partner, but he no speak."
Groucho: "Oh, that's your silent partner!"
In later films, Harpo was repeatedly put in situations where he attempted to convey a vital message by whistling and pantomime, reinforcing the idea that his character was unable to speak.
The Marxes' film At the Circus (1939) contains a unique scene where Harpo is ostensibly heard saying "A-choo!" twice, as he sneezes. It is unclear, however, whether he actually voiced the line, or if he mimed it while someone said it off-camera.
In 1933, following U.S. diplomatic recognition of the Soviet Union, he spent six weeks in Moscow as a performer and goodwill ambassador. His tour was a huge success. Harpo's name was transliterated into Russian, using the Cyrillic alphabet, as ХАРПО МАРКС, and was billed as such during his Soviet Union appearances. Harpo, having no knowledge of Russian, pronounced it as "Exapno Mapcase". At that time Harpo and the Soviet Foreign Minister Maxim Litvinov became friends and even performed a routine on stage together. During this time he served as a secret courier; delivering communiques to and from the US embassy in Moscow at the request of Ambassador William Christian Bullitt, Jr., smuggling the messages in and out of Russia by taping a sealed envelope to his leg beneath his trousers, an event described in David Fromkin's 1995 book In the Time of the Americans. In Harpo Speaks!, Marx describes his relief at making it out of the Soviet Union, recalling how "I pulled up my pants, ripped off the tape, unwound the straps, handed over the dispatches from Ambassador Bullitt, and gave my leg its first scratch in ten days."
The Russia trip was later memorialized in a bizarre science fiction novella, The Foreign Hand Tie by Randall Garrett, a tale of telepathic spies which is full of references to the Marx Brothers and their films (The title itself is a Marx-like pun on the dual ideas of a "foreign hand" and a style of neckwear known as a "four-in-hand tie.")
In 1936, he was one of a number of performers and celebrities to appear as caricatures in the Walt Disney Production of Mickey's Polo Team. Harpo was part of a team of polo-playing movie stars which included Charlie Chaplin and Laurel and Hardy. His mount was an ostrich. Walt Disney would later have Harpo (with Groucho and Chico) appear as one of King Cole's "Fiddlers Three" in the Silly Symphony Mother Goose Goes Hollywood.
Harpo was also caricatured in Sock-A-Bye Baby (1934), an early episode of the Popeye cartoon series created by Fleischer Studios. Harpo is playing the harp, and wakes up Popeye's baby, and then Popeye punches and apparantly "kills" him. (After Popeye hits him, a halo appears over his head and he floats to the sky.)
Friz Freleng's 1936 Merrie Melodies cartoon The Coo-Coo Nut Grove featuring animal versions of assorted celebrities, caricatures Harpo as a bird with a red beak. When he first appears, he is chasing a woman, but the woman later turns out to be Groucho.
Harpo also took an interest in painting, and a few of his works can be seen in his autobiography. In the book, Marx tells a story about how he tried to paint a nude female model, but froze up because he simply did not know how to paint properly. The model took pity on him, however, showing him a few basic strokes with a brush, until finally Harpo (fully clothed) took the model's place as the subject and the naked woman painted his portrait.
Harpo recorded an album of harp music for RCA Victor (Harp by Harpo, 1952) and two for Mercury Records (Harpo in Hi-Fi, 1957; Harpo at Work, 1958).
Harpo made television appearances through the 1950s and 60s, including a 1955 episode of I Love Lucy, in which he and Lucille Ball re-enacted the famous mirror scene from the Marx Brothers movie Duck Soup (1933).[19] In this scene, they are both supposed to be Harpo, not Groucho; he stays the same and she is dressed as him. About this time, he also appeared on NBC's The Martha Raye Show. Harpo and Chico played a television anthology episode of General Electric Theater entitled "The Incredible Jewelry Robbery" entirely in pantomime in 1959, with a brief surprise appearance by Groucho at the end. In 1960, he appeared in an episode of The DuPont Show with June Allyson entitled "A Silent Panic", playing a deaf-mute who, as a "mechanical man" in a department store window, witnessed a gangland murder. In 1961, he made guest appearances on The Today Show, Play Your Hunch, Candid Camera, I've Got a Secret, Here's Hollywood, Art Linkletter's House Party, Groucho's quiz show You Bet Your Life, The Ed Sullivan Show, and Your Surprise Package to publicize his autobiography Harpo Speaks!.
In November 1961 he guest-starred with Carol Burnett in an installment of The DuPont Show of the Week entitled "The Wonderful World of Toys". The show was filmed in Central Park and featured Marx playing "Autumn Leaves" on the harp. Other stars appearing in the episode included Eva Gabor, Audrey Meadows, Mitch Miller and Milton Berle. A visit to the set inspired poet Robert Lowell to compose a poem about Marx.
Harpo's two final television appearances came less than a month apart in late 1962. He portrayed a guardian angel on CBS's The Red Skelton Show on September 25. He guest starred as himself on October 20 in the episode "Musicale" of ABC's Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, a sitcom starring Fess Parker, based on the 1939 Frank Capra film.
Harpo married actress Susan Fleming on September 28, 1936. The wedding became public knowledge after President Franklin D. Roosevelt sent the couple a telegram of congratulations the following month. Harpo's marriage, like Gummo's, was lifelong. (Groucho was divorced three times, Zeppo twice, Chico once.) The couple adopted four children: Bill, Alex, Jimmy, and Minnie. When he was asked by George Burns in 1948 how many children he planned to adopt, he answered, "I’d like to adopt as many children as I have windows in my house. So when I leave for work, I want a kid in every window, waving goodbye."
Harpo was good friends with theater critic Alexander Woollcott, and became a regular member of the Algonquin Round Table. He once said his main contribution was to be the audience for the quips of other members. In their play The Man Who Came to Dinner, George S. Kaufman and Moss Hart based the character of "Banjo" on Harpo. Harpo later played the role in Los Angeles opposite Woollcott, who had inspired the character of Sheridan Whiteside.
In 1961 Harpo published his autobiography, Harpo Speaks!. Because he never spoke a word in character, many believed he actually was mute. In fact, radio and TV news recordings of his voice can be found on the Internet, in documentaries, and on bonus materials of Marx Brothers DVDs. A reporter who interviewed him in the early 1930s wrote that "he [Harpo] ... had a deep and distinguished voice, like a professional announcer", and like his brothers, spoke with a New York accent his entire life. According to those who personally knew him, Harpo's voice was much deeper than Groucho's, but it also sounded very similar to Chico's. His son, Bill, recalled that in private Harpo had a very deep and mature soft-spoken voice, but that he was "not verbose" like the other Marx brothers; Harpo preferred listening and learning from others.
Harpo's final public appearance came on January 19, 1963, with singer/comedian Allan Sherman. Sherman burst into tears when Harpo announced his retirement from the entertainment business. Comedian Steve Allen, who was in the audience, remembered that Harpo spoke for several minutes about his career, and how he would miss it all, and repeatedly interrupted Sherman when he tried to speak. The audience found it charmingly ironic, Allen said, that Harpo, who had never before spoken on stage or screen, "wouldn't shut up!" Harpo, an avid croquet player, was inducted into the Croquet Hall of Fame in 1979.
Harpo Marx died on September 28, 1964, (his 28th wedding anniversary), at age 75 in a West Los Angeles hospital, one day after undergoing heart surgery. Harpo's death was said to have hit the surviving Marx brothers very hard. Groucho's son Arthur Marx, who attended the funeral with most of the Marx family, later said that Harpo's funeral was the only time in his life that he ever saw his father cry. In his will, Harpo Marx donated his trademark harp to the State of Israel. His remains were cremated, and his ashes were scattered at a golf course in Rancho Mirage, California.
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72. pettin’ in the park (1934)
release date: january 27th, 1934
series: merrie melodies
director: bernard brown
starring: n/a
sound designer bernard brown’s first directorial credit, and bob clampett’s first formal animation credit! we observe romance in a park, as well as a swimming race between a plethora of birds.
two lovebirds (literally) are perched in a tree, flirting with each other. one bird attempts to snuggle up to his sweetheart, who pushes him away. to truly judge her love, the bird plucks a flower from the tree and plucks the petals, a silent rendition of “she loves me” occurring as he grins, grimaces, grins, grimaces, grins, grimaces... grins! confident that she loves him, the bird embraces her once more to no protest. i love the acting without any dialogue, the unspoken message of “she loves me, she loves me not” clear as day. elsewhere, a woodpecker drills a heart into a tree for its significant other and they kiss.
a police officer and a maid (what an odd couple!) are perched on a bench. the officer caves in and pecks her on the cheek, and there’s some great animation of the officer holding onto the bench, pushing himself up and down in unadulterated glee as the maid flushes. i’m probably saying this just because his name’s in the credits, but that definitely feels like some bob clampett animation to me, validated with of an upcoming scene with the two.
birds perched on a branch launch into “pettin’ in the park”, sung also by a baby in a stroller in a fitting bass voice. a fountain also gargles along to the song.
i’m enthralled with how out of place this is. maybe on purpose? i hope? a penguin is chasing a butterfly through the park, snapping its beak and diving after it. the butterfly lands on the maid’s butt, which the penguin nips.
here is where my clampett hypothesis is justified. the maid thinks the cop was coming onto her and she smacks him—clampett loved his innuendos! i don’t even know if this was him for certain, but it’s certainly on par with his sense of humor. the maid stalks off with her baby, leaving the cop in the dust. even the baby blows a raspberry at the officer, albeit into its milk bottle.
a man in a car spots the maid and tips his hat to her. she eagerly crawls into his car (not a good idea!) and they hold hands while swaying along to the music. there’s a silhouette shot of them pecking a kiss.
we’ve some more animal lovebirds that make noise along to the song. some owls, some kissing birds, even an ostrich and a bird.
the police officer is still pissed about being left in the dust, and marches over to the car where the maid is located, his penguin buddy waddling behind for support. the cop’s walk cycle is full of pep and character: a stereotypical flouncy, motivated march—much like a porky pig double bounce walk in clampett’s cartoons—very fun to watch. the cop pokes his head in the window of the car, and we see a silhouette of the other man in the car walloping him in the face before driving off.
thus begins the second segment of the cartoon: the race segment. various species of birds are crowded around a sign that advertises “ANNUAL WATER CARNIVAL, DIVING AND SWIMMING CONTEST, OPEN TO ALL CONTESTANTS”. i suppose “all contestants” means “all types of birds”—not a human in sight! a parrot is perched in a tree as the host as we view our lineup.
various birds cheer on a swan, a family of ducks, what seems to be a crane, and an ostrich as they jump off the high dive, the crane landing in a trashcan and the ostrich landing in mud. boy, we switched atmospheres and settings awfully fast, didn’t we? it’s kinda jarring. i wish we could have seen more of the cop, the charmer, and the maid. sounds like a murder mystery, doesn’t it? i would’ve liked to see the cop chase after the car, maybe some more park related gags... i encourage unconventionality, and this second half is unconventional, but it feels rather random and out of place.
this is a great perspective. the parrot prepares to launch the starting cannon, while the penguin from the beginning dives off the top of the flagpole. he lands on top of the parrot, causing him to pull the string of the cannon and opening the ceremonies.
some of these old cartoons come off as a string of gags instead of a spot gag cartoon—not one is truly spotlighted on for too long. this is one of those stringed together sequences. a pelican blows water from its beak, an ostrich running underwater, a rooster and its rowing team of chickens, a duck riding a bicycle underwater, the pelican from before using its beak as a motorboat, and so on. the animation isn’t bad at all, and the gags are mildly amusing within themselves, but nothing more. it feels very on par with the bosko cartoons of 1931 and early 1932.
it seems the parrot and penguin are working together as a team, using a bathtub as a boat and an air pump as a motor. the penguin pumps while the parrot keeps watch.
they pass the chicken rowing team, who ride straight into a log, chances of winning squandered. elsewhere, the duck on the bicycle is having trouble pedaling up and down those underwater hills and valleys. it sinks into an unknown abyss, rising to the surface in a bubble.
the penguin pumping the pump, causing fish to spew everywhere is a nice touch, especially with the pelican eating up all of the fish. a clock is also expelled into the air and into the pelican’s mouth, the clock bouncing around in the pouch. the animation isn’t as stretchy or exaggerated as it could be, but again, this is the depression and budgets are strict. an ostrich trips, getting stuck in a pair of drawers underwater. it comes out of nowhere, but not necessarily in a funny way. it feels too deliberate and not deliberate at all. the animation IS nice though as the drawers rise to the surface, ostrich struggling to kick its feet.
our parrot penguin duo reach a mud spot, where the bathtub gets stuck. there are three goose behind them who get sprayed with mud as they pump: along with other everyday objects, such as a grid house, a girdle, and a boot.
enraged, the ducks chase after the penguin. they run through a revolving gate and get their feathers cut—as well as their necks tied. iris out as the penguin smiles with triumph.
i feel this cartoon had a lot of potential it didn’t live up to. i don’t think bernard brown directed many cartoons at all, if only a handful. i wonder why he directed this in the first place, seeing as he was a sound director? not that he couldn’t do both jobs, but that’s something you don’t see everyday. the first half was much more entertaining than the second half, which felt like a transparent string of tired gags. they were amusing, sure, but nothing laugh out loud worthy. instead of one cartoon, this feels like two jammed together in one to make up for lost time or ideas. it’s probably safe to skip it this time. i’ll still place the link though!
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A View of The Unknown
Or rather here is a movie recommendation list made up primarily of underrated, unknown (or oft forgotten), and cult classic films as of: July 28, 2019.
Tagging: @panro-musiclover
1890′s
Boxing Cats (1894)
Boxing Kangaroo (1895)
The Sprinkler Sprinkled (1895)
A Hallucinated Alchemist (1897)
1900 - 1939
Going to Bed Under Difficulties (1900)
Fire! (1901)
The Man With the Rubber Head (1901)
Rip Van Winkle (1903)
The Infernal Cauldron (1903)
Antony & Cleopatra (1908)
Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde (1908)
The Cowboy Millionaire (1909)
Baseball & Bloomers (1911)
The Inferno (1911)
Robin Hood (1912)
At Midnight (1913)
Atlantis (1913)
The House of Darkness (1913)
The Wishing Rings (1914)
The Crazy Clock Maker (1915)
The Prisoner of Zenda (1915)
The Mystery of the Leaping Fish (1916)
The Outlaw and His Wife (1918)
The Ghost of Slumber Mountain (1918)
The Cinema Murder (1919)
Victory (1919)
Satan (1920)
Dracula's Death (1921)
The Fire Eater (1921)
The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse (1921)
A Debt of Honour (1922)
The Grass Orphan (1922)
Håxan (1922)
When Knighthood Was In Flower (1922)
Ashes of Vengeance (1923)
Raskolnikov (1923)
Ballet Mécanique (1924)
The Dark Angel (1925)
Smoldering Fires (1925)
Zander the Great (1925)
Kid Boots (1926)
The Triumph of the Rat (1926)
The Drop Kick (1927)
London After Midnight (1927)
Midnight Taxi (1928)
Sweeney Todd (1928)
The Terror (1928)
The Viking (1928)
A Knight in London (1929)
Bride of the Regiment (1930)
The Girl Said No (1930)
Manslaughter (1930)
The Temporary Widow (1930)
Bought! (1931)
Night Nurse (1931)
The Beast of the City (1932)
Devil and the Deep (1932)
Freaks (1932)
Blood Money (1933)
Design For Living (1933)
The Ghost Camera (1933)
The Vampire Bat (1933)
Viktor und Viktoria (1933)
You Made Me Love You (1933)
The Black Cat (1934)
Death Takes A Holiday (1934)
Little Man, What Now? (1934)
Black Fury (1935)
Crime and Punishment (1935)
Mad Love (1935)
Werewolves in London (1935)
Mr Deeds Goes To Town (1936)
Pennies From Heaven (1936)
The Awful Truth (1937)
La Grande Illusion (1937)
Madame X (1937)
Maid of Salem (1937)
The Prince and the Pauper (1937)
Young and Innocent (1937)
Woman Against Woman (1938)
Each Dawn I Die (1939)
Four Feathers (1939)
In Name Only (1939)
It's A Wonderful World (1939)
The Spy In Black (1939)
1940 - 1969
Arise My Love (1940)
Crimes At The Dark House (1940)
Dead Man's Shoes (1940)
My Favorite Wife (1940)
The Shop Around the Corner (1940)
Man-Made Monster (1941)
Meet John Doe (1941)
One Night in Transylvania (1941)
American Empire (1942)
The Black Sheep of Whitehall (1942)
There Was A Father (1942)
Angels of Sin (1943)
Cabin in the Sky (1943)
Calling Dr Death (1943)
Edge of Darkness (1943)
Heaven Can Wait (1943)
The Leopard Man (1943)
Yellow Canary (1943)
The Children Are Watching Us (1944)
Crime By Night (1944)
It Happened Tomorrow (1944)
Melody of Murder (1944)
The Body Snatcher (1945)
Detour (1945)
The Lost Letter (1945)
A Royal Scandal (1945)
The Beast With Five Fingers (1946)
The Big Sleep (1945)
The Postman Always Rings Twice (1946)
The Razor's Edge (1946)
Gentlemen's Agreement (1947)
Devil in the Flesh (1947)
Kiss of Death (1947)
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (1947)
Bicycle Thieves (1948)
Monkey's Paw (1948)
Noose (1948)
The Red Shoes (1948)
Blue Swords (1949)
The Red Pony (1949)
The Secret Garden (1949)
The Black Rose (1950)
Death Is A Caress (1950)
Destination Moon (1950)
Edge of Doom (1950)
The Flame and the Arrow (1950)
Death of a Salesmen (1951)
The Idiot (1951)
The Thing From Another World (1951)
Your Day Will Come (1951)
The Quiet Man (1952)
The Beggar's Open (1953)
The Blue Gardenia (1953)
By The Light of the Silvery Moon (1953)
Escape By Night (1953)
From Here To Eternity (1953)
House of Wax (1953)
Man on a Tightrope (1953)
Shane (1953)
Tokyo Story (1953)
Robinson Crusoe (1954)
The Caine Mutiny (1954)
Sabrina (1954)
Seven Samurai (1954)
Battle Cry (1955)
Blackboard Jungle (1955)
East of Eden (1955)
Marty (1955)
Giant (1956)
Please Murder Me (1956)
Fear Strikes Out (1957)
Night of the Demon (1957)
The Quiet American (1958)
A Time to Love and a Time to Die (1958)
The Death Ship (1959)
House on Haunted Hill (1959)
Journey to the Centre of the Earth (1959)
The Broken Pots (1960)
Circus of Horrors (1960)
The Dark at the Top of the Stairs (1960)
Exodus (1960)
Eyes Without A Face (1960)
Girl of the Night (1960)
The Human Vapor (1960)
The Little Shop of Horrors (1960)
The Ninth Circle (1960)
Please Don't Eat the Daisies (1960)
Portrait in Black (1960)
Purple Noon (1960)
Testament of Orpheus (1960)
The Time Machine (1960)
The Village of the Damned (1960)
Antigone (1961)
A Bomb Was Stolen (1961)
The Children's Hour (1961)
Homicidal (1961)
The Human Condition (1961)
The Long and the Short and the Tall (1961)
Mothra (1961)
Mysterious Island (1961)
Pocketful of Miracles (1961)
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea (1961)
The Young Savages (1961)
Advise & Consent (1962)
Big and Little Wong Tin Bar (1962)
The Brain That Wouldn't Die (1962)
Carnival of Souls (1962)
Experiment In Terror (1962)
The Exterminating Angel (1962)
Five Miles to Midnight (1962)
Knife in the Water (1962)
Long Days Journey Into Night (1962)
Manchurian Candidate (1962)
Moon Pilot (1962)
The Trial (1962)
A View From The Bridge (1962)
Charade (1963)
Diary of a Madman (1963)
Lilies of the Field (1963)
A Matter of Choice (1963)
Mother of the Bride (1963)
Passenger (1963)
The Raven (1963)
Sunday in New York (1963)
Take Her, She's Mine (1963)
Toys in the Attic (1963)
Walking the Streets of Moscow (1963)
First Men In the Moon (1964)
Of Human Bondage (1964)
The Umbrellas of Cherbourg (1964)
Chronicle of a Boy Alone (1965)
The Collector (1965)
Flight of the Phoenix (1965)
Lord Jim (1965)
Nightmare Castle (1965)
Tattooed Life (1965)
Alfie (1966)
Arabesque (1966)
Chimes at Midnight (1966)
Daisies (1966)
Come Spy With Me (1967)
Far From the Madding Crowd (1967)
The Fastest Guitar Alive (1967)
The Flim-Flam Man (1967)
Oedipus Rex (1967)
Paranoia (1967)
The Trip (1967)
Ulysses (1967)
The Boston Strangler (1968)
Destroy All Monsters (1968)
The Doll (1968)
The Girl on a Motorcycle (1968)
High School (1968)
The Sea Gull (1968)
The Secret Life of an American Wife (1968)
Signs of Life (1968)
What So Bad About Feeling Good? (1968)
The Assassination Bureau (1969)
The Color of Pomegranates (1969)
Don't Drink the Water (1969)
I'm An Elephant, Madame (1969)
If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium (1969)
A Talent For Loving (1969)
What Ever Happened to Aunt Alice? (1969)
1970-1999
Alex In Wonderland (1970)
Catch-22 (1970)
Diary of a Mad Housewife (1970)
Dionysus in '69 (1970)
How Do I Love Thee? (1970)
I Never Sang For My Father (1970)
The Man Who Haunted Himself (1970)
Michael The Brave (1970)
Of Gods and the Undead (1970)
The Phantom Tollbooth (1970)
There's A Girl In My Soup (1970)
The Traveling Executioner (1970)
The Beguiled (1971)
Bless the Beasts and Children (1971)
The Blood on Satan's Claw (1971)
The Devil Has Seven Faces (1971)
Drive, He Said (1971)
Land of Silence and Darkness (1971)
The Panic In Needle Park (1971)
Straw Dogs (1971)
Villain (1971)
Willard (1971)
1776 (1972)
Aguirre, Wrath of God (1972)
The Assassination of Trotsky (1972)
Frogs (1972)
The Scientific Cardplayer (1972)
Solaris (1972)
The Tall Blond Man with One Black Shoe (1972)
They Only Kill Their Masters (1972)
Badlands (1973)
Blue Blood (1973)
Cops and Robbers (1973)
The Day of the Dolphin (1973)
The Long Goodbye (1973)
Love and Pain and the Whole Damn Thing (1973)
Soylent Green (1973)
Westworld (1973)
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974)
At Home Among Strangers (1974)
The Clockmaker (1974)
Gone in 60 Seconds (1974)
Murder on the Orient Express (1974)
Rhinoceros (1974)
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Brother, Can You Spare A Dime (1975)
Chronicle of the Years of Fire (1975)
Cornbread, Earl and Me (1975)
Deep Red (1975)
Graveyard of Honor (1975)
The Land That Time Forgot (1975)
Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975)
Queen of the Stardust Ballroom (1975)
Tommy (1975)
The Bricklayers (1976)
The Devil's Playground (1976)
Jonah Who Will Be 25 in the Year 2000 (1976)
The Killer Inside Me (1976)
The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane (1976)
Logan's Run (1976)
Backroads (1977)
The Prince and the Pauper (1977)
Death of a President (1977)
The Disappearance (1977)
Eraserhead (1977)
New York, New York (1977)
The Other Side of Midnight (1977)
Pete's Dragon (1977)
The Serpent's Egg (1977)
Wizards (1977)
The Big Fix (1978)
Coming Home (1978)
Days of Heaven (1978)
Germany In Autumn (1978)
Midnight Express (1978)
Remember My Name (1978)
Bloodline (1979)
City on Fire (1979)
A Perfect Couple (1979)
Skatetown, USA (1979)
The Dogs of War (1980)
Heaven's Gate (1980)
Rude Boy (1980)
Stalker (1980)
An American Werewolf In London (1981)
Escape From New York (1981)
Fever (1981)
My Bloody Valentine (1981)
Time Bandits (1981)
Tuck Everlasting (1981)
Alone in the Dark (1982)
Android (1982)
Another Way (1982)
The Beastmaster (1982)
The Border (1982)
Butterfly (1982)
Cannery Row (1982)
Creepshow (1982)
Diner (1982)
Fanny and Alexander (1982)
The Flight of Dragons (1982)
Moonlighting (1982)
The Plague Doctors (1982)
The Pokrovsky Gate (1982)
Tex (1982)
The World According To Garp (1982)
Betrayal (1983)
The Big Chill (1983)
Brainstorm (1983)
Christine (1983)
Daniel (1983)
The Dead Zone (1983)
The Dresser (1983)
The Honorary Consul (1983)
The Illusionist (1983)
The King of Comedy (1983)
Rumble Fish (1983)
The Scarlet and the Pipe (1983)
The Survivors (1983)
Trading Places (1983)
The Ice Pirates (1984)
The Killing Fields (1984)
The Last Starfighter (1984)
Repo Man (1984)
Rhinestone (1984)
A Year of Quiet Sun (1984)
Better Off Dead (1985)
The Black Cauldron (1985)
Fletch (1985)
Fright Night (1985)
Mask (1985)
Re-Animator (1985)
A Room With A View (1985)
9 1/2 Weeks (1986)
The Adventures of Milo and Otis (1986)
An American Tale (1986)
Back to School (1986)
Bue Velvet (1986)
Peggy Sue Got Married (1986)
River's Edge (1986)
Seize the Day (1986)
Sid and Nancy (1986)
Terrorizers (1986)
Voyage to Nowhere (1986)
Youngblood (1986)
Batteries Not Included (1987)
Chronicle of a Death Foretold (1987)
Cross My Heart (1987)
Deadline (1987)
The Hidden (1987)
Ishtar (1987)
Less Than Zero (1987)
The Lonely Passion of Judith Hearne (1987)
The Lost Boys (1987)
Mannequin (1987)
Maurice (1987)
Number One With A Bullet (1987)
The Pick Up Artist (1987)
Roxanne (1987)
Wings of Desire (1987)
Withnail and I (1987)
The Year My Voice Broke (1987)
Biloxi Blues (1988)
Bright Lights, Big City (1988)
Dead Ringers (1988)
Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)
Johnny Be Good (1988)
The Music Teacher (1988)
Painted Faces (1988)
Permanent Record (1988)
The Prince of Pennsylvania (1988)
Stealing Heaven (1988)
The Unbearable Lightness of Being (1988)
We Think The World Of You (1988)
Working Girl (1988)
Wuthering Heights (1988)
Young Guns (1988)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Chances Are (1989)
Dead Calm (1989)
Drugstore Cowboy (1989)
I Love, You Love (1989)
Loverboy (1989)
See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)
Signs of Life (1989)
UHF (1989)
Vampire's Kiss (1989)
Weekend At Bernies's (1989)
Darkman (1990)
Flatliners (1990)
The Freshman (1990)
Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Problem Child (1990)
Quigley Down Under (1990)
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)
Vincent & Theo (1990)
King Ralph (1991)
My Own Private Idaho (1991)
Raise the Red Lantern (1991)
The Babe (1992)
The Crying Game (1992)
Death Becomes Her (1992)
Encino Man (1992)
Howard's End (1992)
Jámon Jámon (1992)
School Ties (1992)
Toys (1992)
Benny & Joon (1992)
Dave (1992)
Dazed and Confused (1992)
Heart and Souls (1993)
In the Name of the Father (1993)
Malice (1993)
Money For Nothing (1993)
The Night We Never Met (1993)
The Piano (1993)
The Remains of the Day (1993)
Searching For Bobby Fischer (1993)
So I Married An Axe Murderer (1993)
Swing Kids (1993)
The Three Musketeers (1993)
Tombstone (1993)
The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert (1994)
Airheads (1994)
Corrina, Corrina (1994)
Only You (1994)
The Pagemaster (1994)
Quiz Show (1994)
Stargate (1994)
When A Man Loves A Woman (1994)
The Arsonist (1995)
Babe (1995)
The Basketball Diaries (1995)
Before Sunrise (1995)
Demon Knight (1995)
Dolores Claiborne (1995)
Empire Records (1995)
Forgotten Silver (1995)
Four Rooms (1995)
Funny Bones (1995)
Hackers (1995)
Home For The Holidays (1995)
Kids (1995)
Mallrats (1995)
Powder (1995)
The Quick and the Dead (1995)
Sabrina (1995)
Crime that Changed Serbia (1995)
Tommy Boy (1995)
Before and After (1996)
The Birdcage (1996)
Bottle Rocket (1996)
The Crucible (1996)
The Fan (1996)
Fear (1996)
From Dusk till Dawn (1996)
Glory Daze (1996)
Marvin's Room (1996)
Michael (1996)
Mr Holland's Opus (1996)
Multiplicity (1996)
Primal Fear (1996)
Pusher (1996)
Shall We Dance (1996)
Sling Blade (1996)
Somersault in a Coffin (1996)
Swingers (1996)
That Thing You Do! (1996)
Trainspotting (1996)
Amistad (1997)
Anastasia (1997)
Boogie Nights (1997)
The Boxer (1997)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Dante's Peak (1997)
The Fifth Element (1997)
Fools Rush In (1997)
Funny Games (1997)
Gattaca (1997)
Lawn Dogs (1997)
Life is Beautiful (1997)
My Best Friends Wedding (1997)
The Postman (1997)
The Rainmaker (1997)
Romy and Michelle's High School Renion (1997)
Wag the Dog (1997)
American History X (1998)
Antz (1998)
Can't Hardly Wait (1998)
Godzilla (1998)
Great Expectations (1998)
Home Fries (1998)
The Interview (1998)
Meet Joe Black (1998)
Music From Another Room (1998)
A Night At the Roxbury (1998)
Of Freaks and Men (1998)
Overnight Delivery (1998)
Patch Adams (1998)
Phantoms (1998)
Pleasantville (1998)
Quest for Camelot (1998)
Return To Paradise (1998)
Rounders (1998)
Rushmore (1998)
Sliding Doors (1998)
Velvet Goldmine (1998)
What Dreams May Come (1998)
After Stonewall (1999)
All the Little Animals (1999)
The Astronauts Wife (1999)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Big Daddy (1999)
The Bone Collector (1999)
But I'm A Cheerleader (1999)
The Cider House Rules (1999)
Dogma (1999)
EDtv (1999)
eXistenZ (1999)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
The Iron Giant (1999)
Monkeybone (1999)
Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Mystery Men (1999)
Never Been Kissed (1999)
Notting Hill (1999)
Office Space (1999)
Snow Falling On Cedars (1999)
Summer of Sam (1999)
2000-Now
28 Days (2000)
Almost Famous (2000)
Bedazzled (2000)
Best in Show (2000)
Billy Elliot (2000)
Dracula 2000 (2000)
Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)
High Fidelity (2000)
Keeping the Faith (2000)
Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
Spring Forward (2000)
Unbreakable (2000)
Bubble Boy (2001)
Disco Pigs (2001)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Ghost World (2001)
Josie and the Pussycats (2001)
Kate & Leopold (2001)
The Others (2001)
Rock Star (2001)
Saving Silverman (2001)
Swordfish (2001)
The Musketeer (2001)
City of God (2002)
Equilibrium (2002)
The Pianist (2002)
Possession (2002)
Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
The Quiet American (2002)
All the Real Girls (2003)
Danny Deckchair (2003)
Gothika (2003)
Green Butchers (2003)
A Guy Thing (2003)
The Room (2003)
School of Rock (2003)
Shattered Glass (2003)
The Station Agent (2003)
Timeline (2003)
Win A Date With Tad Hamilton (2004)
Hidalgo (2004)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
The Girl Next Door (2004)
13 Going on 30 (2004)
Garden State (2004)
The Village (2004)
Layer Cake (2004)
Raise Your Voice (2004)
Closer (2004)
The Wedding Date (2005)
The Island (2005)
Red Eye (2005)
Just Like Heaven (2005)
Shopgirl (2005)
Pride & Prejudice (2005)
Aeon Flux (2005)
Grandma's Boy (2006)
Aquamarine (2006)
Failure to Launch (2006)
She's the Man (2006)
Thank You For Smoking (2006)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Slither (2006)
Just My Luck (2006)
The Omen (2006)
Little Man (2006)
My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
The Illusionist (2006)
Employee of the Month (2006)
The Prestige (2006)
Let's Go To Prison (2006)
The Fall (2006)
Disturbia (2007)
Hannibal Rising (2007)
Waitress (2007)
Bug (2007)
Eagle vs Shark (2007)
No Reservations (2007)
The Brothers Solomon (2007)
Sydney White (2007)
Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
The Martian Child (2007)
Margot at the Wedding (2007)
August Rush (2007)
In Bruges (2008)
Definitely, Maybe (2008)
Be Kind Rewind (2008)
Charlie Bartlett (2008)
Paranoid Park (2008)
Funny Games (2008)
21 (2008)
My Blueberry Nights (2008)
The Foot Fist Way (2008)
The Midnight Meat Train (2008)
The Rocker (2008)
The House Bunny (2008)
Ghost Town (2008)
My Best Friend's Girl (2008)
RocknRolla (2008)
Repo! The Genetic Opera
Fanboys (2009)
Incendiary (2009)
Fired Up! (2009)
Ghost of Girlfriends Past (2009)
The Brothers Bloom (2009)
The Ugly Truth (2009)
Adam (2009)
Big Fan (2009)
Gamer (2009)
Splice (2009)
Bronson (2009)
Law Abiding Citizen (2009)
The Road (2009)
A Single Man (2009)
The Collector (2009)
Fish Tank (2009)
Legion (2010)
Repo Men (2010)
The Losers (2010)
The Trotsky (2010)
Cyrus (2010)
The Kids Are All Right (2010)
Salt (2010)
Never Let Me Go (2010)
Easy A (2010)
I Love You Philip Morris (2010)
Blue Valentine (2010)
Take Shelter (2011)
Sanctum (2011)
Paul (2011)
Limitless (2011)
Jane Eyre (2011)
Source Code (2011)
Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (2011)
Hanna (2011)
We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011)
Priest (2011)
Super 8 (2011)
Fright Night (2011)
The Ides of March (2011)
Anonymous (2011)
Warrior (2011)
Dream House (2011)
In Time (2011)
Young Adult (2011)
Premium Rush (2012)
Would You Rather (2012)
Chronicle (2012)
This Means War (2012)
Wanderlust (2012)
A Royal Affair (2012)
The Five-Year Engagement (2012)
Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
Lawless (2012)
For A Good Time, Call (2012)
The Words (2012)
Looper (2012)
Seven Psychopaths (2012)
Side Effects (2013)
Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)
Stoker (2013)
Mud (2013)
Byzantium (2013)
The Kings of Summer (2013)
Bad Words (2013)
The Way, Way Back (2013)
Prisoners (2013)
Frank (2014)
Chef (2014)
Rosewater (2014)
The Equalizer (2014)
The Drop (2014)
This Is Where I Leave You (2014)
A Walk Among the Tombstones (2014)
Dracula Untold (2014)
Me and Earl And the Dying Girl (2015)
Chappie (2015)
Hello, My Name Is Doris (2015)
The Gift (2015)
The End of the Tour (2015)
Burnt (2015)
Mr Right (2016)
Jane Got A Gun (2016)
Midnight Special (2016)
Everybody Want Some! (2016)
Green Room (2016)
Money Monster (2016)
The Fundamentals of Caring (2016)
Anthropoid (2016)
Loving (2016)
Frank & Lola (2016)
Paterson (2016)
Sleight (2017)
Table 19 (2017)
Dean (2017)
Brigsby Bear (2017)
You Were Never Really Here (2018)
First Reformed (2018)
Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far On Foot (2018)
Blindspotting (2018)
Juliet, Naked (2018)
Hunter Killer (2018)
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Jane Campion’s The Piano featured a hero who didn’t speak (except briefly in a voiceover). A few other movies with mute protagonists:
Horse Feathers. D: Norman Z. McLeod (1932). Chico is the doorman at a speakeasy where the password is “swordfish.” Groucho shows up and tries to guess it. Much wordplay and punnery ensues (“It’s the name of a fish” “Is it sturgeon?” “Hey you crazy. Sturgeon, he’s a doctor cuts you open when you sick”) Suddenly Harpo comes to the window and pulls out a large fish and sticks a sword in it. Why didn’t Harpo ever talk? He never had to.
The Heart is a Lonely Hunter. D: Robert Ellis Miller (1968). Alan Arkin got an Oscar nomination for playing a deaf-mute silver engraver who becomes involved with the problems of several denizens of a small town. He becomes their confessor in a story novelist Carson McCullers meant to dramatize the silence of God.
The Brother from Another Planet. D: John Sayles (1968). A mute alien (Joe Morton) fleeing an interplanetary version of ICE finds sanctuary with an assortment of Harlem characters (like a lot of mute characters, he’s a good listener), in Sayles tribute to New York’s melting pot.
Sweet and Lowdown. D: Woody Allen (1999). Samantha Morton is lyrical as a mute laundress who takes up with genius jazz guitarist Emmet Ray (Sean Penn) enduring his supreme tactlessness (“This is my one day off, I want a talking girl”) for a while, and breaking his heart by moving past him.
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. D: Stephen Daldry (2011). A ten-year-old boy (Thomas Horn) trying to make sense of the 9/11 death of his father (Tom Hanks) encounters a renter (Max von Sydow) in his grandmother’s apartment who only communicates by highlighting the “yes” and “no” tattoos on each of his hands. We soon realize that he is the boy’s grandfather. Sydow got an Oscar nod for the damaged man whose empathy only goes so far.
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The Unrecalled
Anyone who did not work for the state joined the collective/of the unburied dead. Fruit rotted in piles behind barbed wire./Soldiers scaled the stairs, carrying sacks of grain like babies. Soldiers/smashed garrets for old slices of hard bread and tins of beans, poled/the black, unplowed fields for last year’s beetroots and potatoes./It was almost lovely, how they threw flour through the air like snow;/how seeds scattered from the shot-through hands that reached for them./We fell back to the tracks, the posts. As before the written word, we skinned/and drank the birches, then the acacia tree, feather-sweet against the sky and/dark-limbed. Those who came from the villages crumpled in the city parks, their eyes/ and icons wrapped in cotton – 1932: Duranty wins the Pulitzer Prize – as in old stories –/ours always land-based transmutation: Early berry. Pond duck. Thin fish. Frog./Field mouse. Old horse. Cricket. Leather boot. Nettle brew. Spikelet. Glume./Everything that you are thinking of, now – yes – we ate that, too.
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GOLDEN AGE OF LOONEY TUNES REFERENCE GUIDE
Golden AGE Of Looney Tunes Volume 1 Disc #1 Side 1: • Smile, Darn Ya, Smile! (1931) • Shuffle Off to Buffalo (1933) • Page Miss Glory (1936) • I Love to Singa (1936) • Have You Got Any Castles? (1938) • Speaking of the Weather (1937) • Katnip Kollege (1938) Disc #1 Side 2: • The Wild Hare (1940) • Daffy Duck and Egghead (1938) • Odor-Able Kitty (1945) • A Tale of Two Kitties (1942) • I Haven't Got a Hat (1935) • Life with Feathers (1945) • Walky Talky Hawky (1946) Disc #2 Side 1: • Cinderella Meets Fella (1938) • Hamateur Night (1939) • Thugs With Dirty Mugs (1939) • Cross Country Detours (1940) • Dangerous Dan McFoo (1939) • The Bear’s Tale (1940) • The Crackpot Quail (1941) Disc #2 Side 2: • Wabbit Twouble (1941) • Horton Hatches the Egg (1942) • The Hep Cat (1942) • A Corny Concerto (1943) • Kitty Kornered (1946) • The Great Piggy Bank Robbery (1946) • The Big Snooze (1946) Disc #3 Side 1: • The Night Watchman (1938) • Old Glory (1939) • Sniffles Takes a Trip (1940) • The Dover Boys (At Pimento University) (1942) • My Favorite Duck (1942) • The Aristo-Cat (1943) • Inki at the Circus (1947) Disc #3 Side 2: • Rhapsody in Rivets (1941) • Pigs in a Polka (1942) • Little Red Riding Rabbit (1944) • Duck Soup to Nuts (1944) • Hare Trigger (1945) • Back Alley Oproar (1948) • Tweetie Pie (1947) Disc #4 Side 1: • The Heckling Hare (1941) • Hare Tonic (1945) • Hare Ribbin? (1944) • Bugs Bunny Nips the Nips (1944) • A Hare Grows in Manhattan (1947) • The Unruly Hare (1945) • Gorilla My Dreams (1948) Disc #4 Side 2: • Nasty Quacks (1945) • Hair-Raising Hare (1946) • The Bashful Buzzard (1945) • Daffy Doodles (1946) • Little Orphan Airedale (1947) • Baby Bottleneck (1946) • Book Revue (1946) Disc #5 Side 1: • The Coo Coo Nut Grove (1936) • Daffy Duck in Hollywood (1938) • Hollywood Steps Out (1941) • What's Cookin' Doc? (1944) • Hollywood Daffy (1946) • Swooner Crooner (1944) • Slick Hare (1947) Disc #5 Side 2: • Tortoise Beats Hare (1941) • Tortoise Wins by a Hare (1943) • Rabbit Transit (1947) • Bugs Bunny Gets the Boid (1942) • The Old Grey Hare (1944) • Bugs Bunny Rides Again (1948) • Haredevil Hare (1948)
GOLDEN AGE OF LOONEY TUNES VOLUME 2
Disc #1 Side 1 - Musical Madness:
You Don't Know What You're Doin'! (1931) * Goopy Geer (1932) * Three's a Crowd (1932) * We're in the Money (1933) Honeymoon Hotel (1934) The Lady in Red (1935) The Penguin Parade (1938)
Disc #1 Side 2 - Early Wabbits:
Prest-O Change-O (1939) Hare-um Scare-um (1939) Elmer's Candid Camera (1940) Elmer's Pet Rabbit (1941) Hiawatha's Rabbit Hunt (1941) Hold the Lion, Please (1942) Fresh Hare (1942)
Disc #2 Side 1 - Frank Tashlin:
The Major Lied 'Til Dawn (1938) Cracked Ice (1938) Brother Brat (1944) Plane Daffy (1944) A Tale of Two Mice (1945) Behind the Meat-Ball (1945) Hare Remover (1946)
Disc #2 Side 2 - Chuck Jones:
The Little Lion Hunter (1939) The Draft Horse (1942) Flop Goes the Weasel (1943) Lost and Foundling (1944) Fair and Worm-er (1946) What's Brewin', Bruin? (1948) Rabbit Punch (1948)
Disc #3 Side 1 - Bob Clampett:
Goofy Groceries (1941) The Wacky Wabbit (1942) * Buckaroo Bugs (1944) * An Itch in Time (1943) * The Gruesome Twosome (1967) * Draftee Daffy (1945) * Bacall to Arms (1946) *
Disc #3 Side 2 - McKimson & Davis:
Acrobatty Bunny (1946) * Hollywood Canine Canteen (1946) * The Mouse-Merized Cat (1946) * One Meat Brawl (1947) * Mexican Joyride (1947) * Mouse Menace (1946) * Catch as Cats Can (1947) *
Disc #4 Side 1 - Fables & Fairy Tales:
Beauty and the Beast (1934) * Little Red Walking Hood (1937) * A-Lad-In Bagdad (1938) * Robin Hood Makes Good (1939) * Tom Thumb in Trouble (1940) * A Gander at Mother Goose (1940) * Jack-Wabbit and the Beanstalk (1943) *
Disc #4 Side 2 - The Art of Daffy:
Yankee Doodle Daffy (1943) * The Wise Quacking Duck (1943) * Daffy - The Commando (1943) * The Stupid Cupid (1944) * Birth of a Notion (1947) * To Duck....or not To Duck (1943) * What Makes Daffy Duck (1948) *
Disc #5 Side 1 - Best Supporting Players:
The Hardship of Miles Standish (1940) * Hop, Look, and Listen (1948) * Roughly Squeaking (1946) * The Goofy Gophers (1947) * Scent-imental Over You (1947) * Crowing Pains (1947) * Of Fox and Hounds (1940) *
Disc #5 Side 2 - Variations on a Theme:
Tick Tock Tuckered (1944) * Good Night Elmer (1940) * Bedtime for Sniffles (1940) * A Pest in the House (1947) * Trap Happy Porky (1945) * The Unbearable Bear (1943) * Daffy Duck Slept Here (1948) *
GOLDEN AGE OF LOONEY TUNES VOLUME 3
Disc #1 Side 1 - Harman-Ising:
One More Time Red-Headed Baby Pagen Moon A Great Big Bunch of You The Shanty Where Santy Claus Lives One Step Ahead of My Shadow The Dish Ran Away With the Spoon
Disc #1 Side 2 - Bugs Bunny:
Wackiki Wabbit Hare Force Super-Rabbit Herr Meets Hare Bugs Bunny and the Three Bears Stage Door Cartoon Easter Yeggs
Disc #2 Side 1 - Chuck Jones:
The Squawkin' Hawk Inki and the Mynah Bird From Hand to Mouse Fin N' Catty Fresh Airedale The Eager Beaver House-Hunting Mice
Disc #2 Side 2 - Fritz Freleng:
Pigs is Pigs The Cat's Tale Lights Fantastic Ding Dog Daddy The Wacky Worm Peck Up Your Troubles Racketeer Rabbit
Disc #3 Side 1 - Early Avery:
I Wanna Be a Sailor Circus Today Aviation Vacation Aloha Hooey Holiday Highlights Crazy Cruise The Cagey Canary
Disc #3 Side 2 - Tashlin/Clampett:
Little Pancho Vanilla Booby Hatched I Got Plenty of Mutton Farm Frolics Falling Hare Birdy and the Beast Russian Rhapsody
Disc #4 Side 1 - Sports:
Freddy the Freshman Boulevardier From the Bronx Along Flirtation Walk Sport Chumpions Greetings Bait Screwball Football Baseball Bugs
Disc #4 Side 2 - The Evolution of Egghead:
Egghead Rides Again Count Me Out Johnny Smith and Poker Hontas A Day at the Zoo Believe It, or Else A Feud There Was Confederate Honey
Disc #5 Side 1 - Porky and Daffy:
Daffy Duck and the Dinosaur Slightly Daffy Ain't That Ducky Wagon Heels Along Came Daffy Nothing But the Tooth The Up-Standing Sitter
Disc #5 Side 2 - Politically Incorrect:
Wake Up the Gypsy in Me He Was Her Man Sioux Me The Mighty Hunters A Feather in His Hare The Early Worm Gets the Bird Inki and the Lion
GOLDEN AGE OF LOONEY TUNES VOLUME 4
Disc #1 Side 1 - Bugs Bunny:
The Wabbit Who Came to Supper The Hare-Brained Hypnotist The Case of the Missing Hare Hare Conditioned Buccaneer Bunny Rhapsody Rabbit Any Bonds Today? A Wild Hare - original version
Disc #1 Side 2 - Early Chuck Jones:
The Good Egg Ghost Wanted Snow Time For Comedy The Bird Came C.O.D. Dog Tired Fox Pop The Weakly Reporter
Disc #2 Side 1 - Friz Freleng:
The Trial of Mr. Wolf Double Chaser The Sheepish Wolf Hiss and Make Up Holiday for Shoestrings The Gay Anties Of Thee I Sting
Disc #2 Side 2 - Cartoon All-Stars:
Tom Turk and Daffy I Taw a Putty Tat Two Gophers From Texas Conrad the Sailor Doggone Cats A Horsefly Fleas Hobo Bobo
Disc #3 Side 2 - Radio Daze:
Crosby, Columbo, and Vallee The Woods are Full of Cuckoos Let It Be Me Little Blabbermouse Malibu Beach Party Quentin Quail Hush My Mouse
Disc #3 Side 2 - Frantic Forties:
Hop, Skip, and a Chump A Hick, a Slick, and a Chick Meatless Flyday The Foxy Duckling Bone Sweet Bone The Rattled Rooster The Shell-Shocked Egg
Disc #4 Side 1 - Wacky Blackouts:
Land of the Midnight Fun Wacky Wildlife Ceiling Hero Fresh Fish Saddle Silly Foney Fables Bug Parade
Disc #4 Side 2 - Ben Hardaway & Cal Dalton (and Private Snafu):
Love and Curses Gold Rush Daze Bars and Stripes Forever Hobo Gadget Band Fagin's Freshman Busy Bakers Snafuperman Spies
Disc #5 Side 1 - Sniffles:
Naughty But Mice Little Brother Rat Sniffles and the Bookworm The Egg Collector Sniffles Bells the Cat Toy Trouble Brave Little Bat
Disc #5 Side 2 - Merrie Melodies:
The Queen Was in the Parlor I Love a Parade The Organ Grinder Billboard Frolics Flowers For Madame September in the Rain You're an Education
GOLDEN AGE OF LOONEY TUNES VOLUME 5
Disc #1 Side 1 - Black & White Classics:
It's Got Me Again! (1932) Moonlight for Two (1932) A Great Big Bunch of You (1932) You're Too Careless with Your Kisses (1932) I Wish I Had Wings (1932) Young and Healthy (1933) I Like Mountain Music (1933)
Disc #1 Side 2 - Early Avery:
don't look now i only have eyes for you ain't we got fun a sunbonnet blue the sneezing weasel the mice will play detouring america
Disc #2 Side 1 - Freleng Follies:
she was an acrobat's daughter sweet sioux the lyin' mouse my little buckeroo the fighting 69 1/2th rookie revue fifth column mouse
Disc #2 Side 2 - Musical Madness:
the merry old soul mr. and mrs. is the name into your dance country mouse bingo crosbyana the fella with a fiddle now that summer is gone
Disc #3 Side 2 - Pesky Pets:
the cat came back country boy dog daze dog gone modern the curious puppy stage fright snowman's land
Disc #3 Side 2 - Objects d'art:
those beautiful dames little dutch plate i'd love to take orders from you toy town hall my green fedora streamlined greta green shop, look & listen
Disc #4 Side 1 - Animal Antics:
pop goes your heart i wanna play house i'm a big shot now when i yoo hoo at your service madame a star is hatched plenty of money and you
Disc #4 Side 2 - Supplemental material (CAV):
hare ribbin' (director's cut) the return of mr. hook (U.S. Navy) the good egg ( U.S. Navy) tokyo woes (U.S. Navy) my dream is yours (excerpt from film) two guys from texas (excerpt from film)
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Hemingway’s Cuba
He looked at the sky and saw the white cumulus built like friendly piles of ice cream and high above were the thin feathers of the cirrus against the high September sky.”
That’s a line from Ernest Hemingway’s The Old Man and the Sea. One can actually see the wispy the clouds in the sky while reading it.
In 1928, “Papa” Hemingway and his family set sail from their Florida home toward Spain. Along the way, they stopped in Havana, Cuba and stayed for three days. Well, it was more than enough for Hemingway. He had fallen madly in love with Cuba.
Four years later, in 1932, Hemingway came back and brought along a few friends, one of which was a master fisherman who showed him how to catch fish. He loved it so much, he purchased a fishing boat and returned the next year. He even wrote an article entitled, “Marlin off the Morro: A Cuban Letter.” It was published in Esquire Magazine in 1933. You can read it at: www.esquire.com/sports/a49248/marlin-off-the-morro/
In 1940, Hemingway and his new wife purchased a home in Havana and named the property “Finca Vigia,” which means or “lookout house.” The two lived there along with their many cats for the next twenty years. While living at Finca Vigia, he wrote his most acclaimed works, The Old Man and the Sea and For Whom the Bells Toll.
Hemingway went on to become a renownedCuban regular, even after relations with the United States crumbled. He fished nearly every day, mingled with residents at local bars, and reported on goings on. He even asked the Cuban government to let him turn one of his boats into a fighting ship so he could defend the shores against German submarines.
In 1961, after Hemingway’s death, his possessions sadly ruined. Fortunately, however, the Cubans recently restored his home and the public can now see all his beloved souvenirs, hunting awards, personal artifacts, and majestic library. Hishome is now listed on both the World Monuments Fund list of the 100 Most Endangered Sites, and the National Trust for Historic Preservation’s 11 Most Endangered Places list.
Qué Bolaa Cuba Travel
Qué Bolaa Cuba Travel is a newly formed Cuban private travel agency. Its highly skilled professionals have extensive travel experience and are specifically trained on the latest travel techniques, practices, and procedures. It will show you Cuba in the best, possible manner.
The people of Cuba often say “Que Bolaa” to ask “what are you doing?” and “how are you going to have fun?” It means they are treating you like a close friend. And, that’s how Qué Bolaa Cuba Travel will treat you – as a friend.
The Hemingway Excursion
Experience Habana (Spanish for Havana) just as Papa Hemingway did during the twenty years he was most happy and productive. You’ll see the places he cherished, visit Habana’s historical center (World Heritage), and simply come to love, as he did, Cuba’s beauty, sounds, sights, and people.
The excursion includes:
• A visit to the restored Finca Vigia.
• Room 511 in “Ambos Mundos Hotel,” where he wrote.
• The local bars in which he shared drinks with Cuban friends.
• A walk around Old Havana, which includes visits to the colonial squares, Central Park, the Catholic Cathedral, and Prado’s Drive.
• A visit to either a cigar or rum factory.
• An evening with either the “Buena Vista Social Club” or a concert at the Tropicana.
The Hemingway Excursion is only one of Qué Bolaa Cuba Travel’s ten top tours excursions.
Homestays
Homestays are rooms and/or homes that private citizens rent out to the public. They are a unique and cost-effective alternative to hotels, much like a Bread and Breakfast. In 1997, the Cuban government permitted citizens to rent out their properties.
Most people have a very positive experience with a Homestay. The homes were neat and clean and their host family treated them very well and provided inside information about Cuba. Some provided delicious food, as well. Accommodations vary. Some simply offered a small room and shared bathroom, kitchen, and everything else, while others offered entire homes with private pools. It simply depends. And, costs are determined by the owner and room size and length of stay. Accommodations were arranged through the Internet and such is where you can read reviews and learn about potential homes.
Homestays can be identified by a symbol - a white square with two blue triangles. Such indicates that the home is registered with the government.
Qué Bolaa Cuba Travel can also arrange private roundtrips Cuba, cubaroundtrips, and tours, and excursion two days Habana.
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