#fischoeder mansion

[unclefathersantateddy]

Someone told me my art style suits comic strips and I've never been so validated in my life, so I made another comic strip!

[calvnfischoeder]

[fichlips]

I’ve got a new idea because was watching more Bob’s Burgers!

Fischoeders x GN!Reader

Fischoeders walking in on their S/O wearing their clothes and pretending to be them in the mirror. I think it would be cute.

I love love love this idea

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THE FISCHOEDERS SEEING S/O IN THEIR CLOTHES (Calvin in separate post)

Grover

. It had been a long day for him

. His idiotic cousins had been stirring up trouble for him to get them out of

. So when he steps into your shared room

. And saw you

.in his pink suit

.pretending to be a lawyer

.he almost combusted from a cuteness overload

“HERESAY” you shouted, pointing at a random item in the room, the sleeves of Grovers suit sliding past your wrists, “your honour is like to point out that this item is a murderer, a murderer of what you ask? MY BIG TOE!”

Grover had been able to keep his laughter in until that point- but the way you sounded so indignant broke his resolve and he almost collapsed with laughter

You jumped and turned around to see him with his hands on his knees- laughing with absolute abandon at the performance you had unknowingly put on for him, you smiled at the sight of him having fun and decided to keep going “ SILENCE IN THE COURT., if not you’ll have to kiss me”

Grover straightened up and walked over to where you were standing with a pout, leaned down and kissed you, wrapping his arms around your waist as he did, both of you smiling into the kiss

When you pulled away for air he looked at you in the eyes

“I’m going to marry you one day”

FELIX

. You were so bored!

. Felix had left the house to pick up a present for you, leaving you alone in the mansion like treehouse

. You looked around the room spotting his wardrobe with all his tux’s in it- including his iconic purple suit

. You couldn’t resist

You had the suit on. You had the iconic purple suit on! You lifted the sleeves up to your face and took a small sniff, it smelled of Felix- his lovely lavender and peppermint tea smell with a hint of strawberry shortcake.

You walked- no you STRUTTED over to the mirror to check how you looked, the sleeves were a bit too big and the pants folded under your feet, you looked quite weird but at the same time- wearing his jacket kinda made you feel like you were wrapped in his arms in a big hug, you smiled to yourself and laid back on the bed (after kicking off the trousers) and got under the covers.

And that’s how Felix found you, he had taken a bit longer than expected because he fussed over the wrapping paper of your gift but when he saw you- curled up under the covers with his jacket on? He swore he almost melted right then and there.

He took his own jacket off (he hadn’t worn a suit but the iconic purple dress pants were still present) and kicked off his shoes. He lifted the blanket and spooned you

Imagining the rest of his life with you

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I’m gonna do Calvin in a one shit because I have the cutest idea for his scenario and I think I’ve kept you waiting a bit too long for this 🫣 super sorry about that!

[lily-livered-gentleman]

I am absolutely convinced that before Felix was banished to the tree house, the Fischoeder brothers both slept in the same bedroom.

Like they definitely set up a bunk bed (and yes Calvin got the top bunk because Felix is a baby) in the middle of a massive mansion-esk bedroom and said:

“Ah yes, this is what normal adult siblings do.”

[sparkles-and-trash]

I’ve decided to leave my current life behind and hereby strive for a life in the town of Bob’s Burgers

I want to live in a colorful building where I live in an apartment on the second floor and run a cozy shop on the first floor

In my spare time I’ll hang out at the Wonder Warf, eat the burger of the day, befriend Marshmallow and Dalton the brunch blogger and I’ll watch the raccoons in the alley, watch Little King Trashmouth living his best gay life, try to get in with the Fischoeder’s so I can chill in the mansion, shop art supplies at Reflections from Edith and Al and just live my aboslute best life

[ofxbeasts-blog]

ok here is a lil intro to adam !!

[ that’s adam dier walking down the street, the twenty-five year old, who looks like matthew daddario. here in apple peak, he is currently unemployed. some say he acts like prince adam from beauty and the beast, since he can be discreet, but also a little bit cold. ]

points —

the diers were like...the family in apple peak.  his dad was in real estate.  he owned a large amount of properties in town and rented them out as homes & businesses (think mr. fischoeder from bobs burgers)

they all lived in dier manor which is this huge gloomy mansion on the outskirts of town.  its that house that kids make up stories about, how if you go in you never come out

while adam’s father was a relentless businessman who showed little empathy or compassion, his mother was exceptionally kind.  adam clung to her for most of his life, always preferring her gentle approach to his father’s bitter hand.

when adam was thirteen, he and his mother were in a terrible car accident.  a drunk driver hit them on a busy road, their car over turned eventually bursting into flames.  miraculously, first responders were able to rescue adam from the wreck, but his mother was not so fortunate.  she was killed on impact.

though adam survived, he walked away with several severe cuts and burns.  several large scars run across his face and burn marks cover the right side of his torso.

for the remainder of his life, adam was brought up by his father.  the ways of business were drilled into him and soon their servants would whisper about how adam was lost.

now twenty-five, adam’s father has since passed as well and he is now an orphan.  every dollar his father ever earned is now in his name.  most of the dier business affairs are now handled by their assistants and associates, but as the heir the the family name, adam still reaps the benefits.

he’s become very dark and twisty over the years, but in the last year he’s begun to come out of his shell.  he would once lock himself away in his mansion for days.  now you may see him venturing out.

is it for a particular reason?  has someone(s) softened him? idontreallyknowhardtosaytbhwhocouldbesure

he likes to pretend he’s tough and mean but he is just !!!  a soft lil boy.  don’t let him fool you.

established connections —

finn & teddy — his bros.  the motorcycle gang of apple peak.  u know that episode of spongebob where spongebob is terrified of a motorcycle gang he thinks is called the wild ones but they turn out to be the mild ones??? thats them

isabelle — a girl that he ...may or may not have a big stupid crush on.  may or may not have almost started dating her and then left for england for three months like a big fat idiot 

lucien — an old friend of the family’s.  he knew the diers well.  adam has always trusted him

sally — he knows her through finn and she may be teaching him voodoo oops

other possible connections !! —

im so bad at these BEWARE

other friends from his childhood — maybe kids who knew him before the accident and saw how he changed ? or anything rly

high school friends & enemies — adam wasn’t very...social in high school.  he mostly kept to himself and a few other people.  maybe someone who he actually didn’t hate talking to, or maybe kids he didn’t get along with whether that was them teasing or his temper which he has a hard time controlling oops 

tenants — the diers own a lot of the town, so it’s possible people would know him from renting from the family.  he doesn’t handle a lot of the business side, but occasionally he dabbles in it, and if they have a long history in apple peak, they may have known his family

im so bad at thinking of these but if you want to plot pls just hmu and we’ll think of smth!!

[dcntstopmencw]

Muses: c

Cadence valenti original character, jersey boys

Calvin fischoeder bob’s burgers

Cedric diggory hp, fuck jrk, mixed influence

Charles boyle b99, canon divergent

Cheryl williams evil dead, cd

Constance hatchaway/aunt sarah haunted mansion, disney parks, hc based

[calvnfischoeder]

[calvnfischoeder]

[ofxbeasts-blog]

hey guys! the main is overwhelming me rn so it’s time to introduce you to my bb adam!  don’t be afraid to message me if you would like to plot or set up a connection! 

[ that’s adam dier walking down the street, the twenty-five year old, who looks like matthew daddario. here in apple peak, he is currently unemployed. some say he acts like prince adam from beauty and the beast, since he can be discreet, but also a little bit cold. ]

bio:

   adam was born into an incredibly wealthy family.  his father owned most of the town of apple peak.  ask almost any business or renter, they will probably tell you they sign their checks to dier.  they all lived in dier manor, one of the largest homes in the city, a huge mansion on the outskirts of town.  while his father was a relentless businessman who showed little empathy or compassion, his mother was exceptionally kind.  adam clung to her for most of his life, always preferring her gentle approach to his father’s bitter hand.    however, when adam was thirteen, he and his mother were in a terrible car accident.  a drunk driver hit them on a busy road, their car over turned eventually bursting into flames.  miraculously, first responders were able to rescue adam from the wreck, but his mother was not so fortunate.  she was killed on impact.  though adam survived, he walked away with several severe cuts and burns.  several large scars run across his face and burn marks cover the right side of his torso.      for the remainder of his life, adam was brought up by his father.  the ways of business were drilled into him and soon their servants would whisper about how adam was lost.  no longer was the sweet loving boy, now only a dark and gloomy tyrant.    now twenty-five, adam’s father has since passed as well and he is now an orphan.  every dollar his father ever earned is now in his name.  most of the dier business affairs are now handled by their assistants and associates, but as the heir the the family name, adam still reaps the benefits.  rarely does he leave the dier mansion, some gossip about how they have never seen him outside of the home and wonder if he too is dead.  but others chime in that they see him around town once in awhile with his hood up and sunglasses on to cover his face.    those who were close to the family know that deep down, the charming and intelligent boy that once was is still in there, but if they’ll ever see him again is anyones guess.

quick bullet points: 

the most important thing to know about adam isn’t that he has a lot of scars on his body.  he got into a bad car accident with his mother when he was thirteen, he was the sole survivor but walked away with a few large cuts across his face and burns all over the right side of his torso.  these are now scarred over (giving him his “beastly” appearance) 

adam much preferred his mother to his father as she was much gentler, but after she died his father ruled the home with an iron fist which has lead to adam becoming rather dark and twisty (meredith grey style).  he is a bit of a loner and an asshole 

adam inherited his father’s real estate business, which means he pretty much owns the town.  i mean not really, but he owns a large amount of the properties on town which are rented out as homes and businesses (think mr. fischoeder from bob’s burgers, who funny enough is voiced by belles dad from the new beauty and the beast)

adam is very wealthy, very aloof, and very self conscious about the way he looks.  

i think that’s it for now, ask me if you have any questions ! 

also, nice to meet you all, im bea, i can’t wait to rp with you guys!