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homeowning homosexuals (x)
#like the last stereo show and the first official phouse photos and that superglue ambulance vid#all the times they called themselves homeowning homosexuals only for half of that to be true 😪#dan and phil#danisnotonfire#daniel howell#phil lester#amazingphil#phan#danandphilgames#dpgdaily#dnp gifs#my gifs#Dan and Phil React to Phan Twitter 3
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Should I start posting suspiciously cheap real estate because I see people like “$40k? For a house?” in my notes and I want to show them the evils of $40k houses in rural America.
#houses you buy as a first time homeowner and can never live in because there’s actually black mold in all the walls#and you can’t sell it because it’s only worth the land it’s on and that’s worth $6k#because again. it’s a patch of dirt in the middle of nowhere.#moneypit houses attract low income buyers but cost more money than a $200k house in the long run
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Been awhile … but sis knocking out some goals.
#melanin goddess#melanin queen#women with locs#black is beautiful#homeownership#new homeowner#first time buyers#curvy and thixk#thicc and curvy#curvyconfidence#curvy body#beautiful women#beautiful queen
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thank god for my parents crazy ass 25 yr old tmobile plan cuz i just got an $830 discount on my new phone
#this is the first time ive gotten the newest model of any phone i feel like a homeowner#i had the employee show me the terms on his work ipad LOL i was like no way
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Who up and wanna take me out back and shoot me rn
#anybody else having like the worst fucking night of all time or just me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m at the end of my rope !!!#I can’t take this shit anymore!!! (continues to take it)#first I go to help someone give her cat it’s FIP treatment and got bit like 14 times and then I went to the ER#and then it was super crowded and I felt like I was overreacting so I left#even tho I know I wasn’t lol I have enough experience with this shit to know this is bad#and then coming home I almost got in a fucking head on collision#and then got a message about a dead cat someone had hit and left on the side of the road#so I had to go get it and take it 20 minutes away to the emergency vet to be cremated#and the cat had clearly been recently pregnant which means there are kittens somewhere dying without her#so I’m gonna have to go back tomorrow and try to find them if they’re still alive#which means I’m gonna have to deal with the homeowners#fuck!!!!!!!#and that’s IF I’m not back in the ER in the morning if these bites get infected#like her teeth hit the bone in my finger lol#I might um. kill myself. idk#personal
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Everyone,
It's time to WAKE UP and start asking those in your community how they're going to work to stop build-to-rent communities from becoming a mainstream housing option. This isn’t just an American housing issue either. It's become a problem in Canada, the UK, Ireland, and even Australia. Home developers are no longer looking to invest in building for sale home communities. No, corporations are investigating in housing properties to build with the intent to rent. Forever.
These developments aren't new homes for sale. They're not even rent to own communities. No, they're brand new houses/condos that are being built for the sole purpose of helping corporations make a profit now that commercial real estate has become such an unpredictable market.
Americans are already familiar with the apartment living build-to-rent model that has consumed so much of the housing market that it's just natural. For my European friends, they're shocked to hear just how many apartment buildings are built for the sole purpose of being a permanent rental building. Month to month rent that has already increased nearly 50% in just 5 years.
Don't sit on this issue. Don't buy into the grand scheme that economists put out there that this will help the housing crisis because it won't. All it will do is cripple a consumer's buying power more than it already has been since the pandemic.
Housing 👏 is 👏 not👏 for👏 corporate 👏 gain.
#build to rent#affordable housing#housing crisis#first time home buyer#homeowners#rental properties#renters union#wealth inequality#corporate greed
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ah fuck I need to submit this paper by May 30 and complete our fixer-upper renovations by June 3 and defend my proposal by August 30 and defend my thesis by December 11 and not die of stress
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Our kitchen sink is fixed and the dishwasher that's been on our back steps for 3 weeks is gone! Now to deal with the black mold, rotten kitchen cabinet, and (hopefully) a new dishwasher
#all it took was threatening escrow! lmao#next up: trying to see if we can find some generous first time homeowner programs so we dont have to rent anymore#talking tag
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Not me telling my mom I would come down to visit her for Mother's day and then realizing that's the same weekend Tears of the Kingdom comes out.
...and then telling my mom I can't actually come down 🫣
#Okay but real talk I actually do have a class for first time homeowners lol#But the main reason was because of totk#Luckily my mom knows me and my bullshit and wasn't surprised by my reasoning 😅#Loz totk
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i think my life would improve so greatly if i could justtt and i mean Just move out lol
#coming to realize i have never lived anywhere where i wasn't just some kind of burden to someone else and its not even necessarily#their faulttt but man. yeah no ive never actually been able to relax and not worry in some kind of way about pissing someone off just by#not being present around the actual homeowners in case they need help with something. i just have to be useful alll the timee#i feel guilty when im in my room i feel guilty when im around them and not doing some kind of chore#whats it like to live by yourself. what it must be like to afford that#anyway first world problems that most ppl have WAY worse moment but man. i dream#ANYWAYYY i said i would stop vebt posting what happened to that resolution
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#thinking of changing my blog title for the first time since november 2020#four seasons total landscaping is so part of who i am as a human#but “smitten i believe” has taken over my life#what do i do#in other news i shared the other day that i was about to buy a house#just an update she is officially a homeowner:)
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Hm. debating pulling money out of my 401k so I can make a down payment on a better place to live.
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Me watching my brother deal with the consequences (backed-up and flooded basement drain, again) of his own actions (couldn't be bothered to go rent the drain auger a month ago the last time this happened and do the necessary annual maintenance of his own damn house)
#this and every other problem you have in the house could have been easily prevented#if you'd just sacrificed a few hours of your unlimited free time over the past 14 months#to maintain the house you fucking own the first time a problem arises#instead now you have a flooded basement and an inability to run any water in the house#this karma would be more fun to enjoy if I didn't also live in this house#and if i hadn't spent at least some time of the last 14 months every month reminding said homeowner of things he needs to fix
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How to Choose the Right Loan as a New Homeowner
Understanding Loan Types
The first step to choosing the right loan is knowing the types available to first-time homeowners. Each option comes with its own set of pros and cons that can impact your home-buying experience. Here are the most common first-time homeowner loan options you’ll encounter:
Conventional Loans
Conventional loans are the most popular choice for homeowners. These loans aren’t backed by the government. While they tend to have more stringent credit and down payment requirements, they offer flexibility in loan terms and conditions.
FHA Loans
Federal Housing Administration (FHA) loans are designed to help people with lower credit scores and smaller down payments enter the housing market. An FHA loan typically requires a down payment as low as 3.5%, which makes homeownership more accessible if saving up a large lump sum isn’t realistic.
VA Loans
If you’re a military veteran or an active-duty service member, VA loans are worth exploring. They require no down payment and no private mortgage insurance, which means significant savings upfront and over time. You need to meet the specific eligibility criteria, and the home you’re buying must be your primary residence.
USDA Loans
The loans don’t require a down payment and come with low interest rates. However, there are income limits and location restrictions that apply, so it’s important to check if you qualify based on where you plan to live.
Assessing Your Financial Situation
Before you jump into a loan, it’s important to get a good understanding of your own financial situation. Take a look at your credit score, savings, and monthly budget. Lenders will weigh these factors heavily in determining what loan options you qualify for and what terms you’ll receive.
Credit score: A higher credit score will generally get you better interest rates, especially for conventional loans.
Down payment: Know how much you can comfortably save up without stretching yourself too thin.
Debt-to-income ratio: Lenders will assess your current debts versus your income to see how much house you can afford.
Hidden Costs to Keep in Mind
Don’t forget about the extra costs that come with homeownership. Beyond your monthly mortgage payment, you’ll need to budget for property taxes, homeowners insurance, and possibly private mortgage insurance. Closing costs are also something to factor into your overall home-buying budget.
Getting Ready to Sign on the Dotted Line
After exploring the various loans for first time homeowners, you’ll feel more equipped to select the best loan for your needs. By weighing the costs beyond the monthly mortgage, you’re setting yourself up for a smart investment that fits your future goals.
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Kamala should be running as a republican with all her positions. Fuck you and your entire party for pushing this country further right year after year! The red and blue teams are allies, and we are both their enemies and their slaves. Voting isn't going to help us at this point
#i hate this country and everything it stands for#it feels hopeless trying to change anything#i am neither represented or helped by the federal government#and the local gov only gives me scraps#i cant afford food even when my diet consists of 90% ramen noodles#i am being forced to go hungry because of this shithole#and nobody in power or reaching for power gives a SHIT#everyone i know is struggling and the best Kamala can come up with is funding house construction and tax reductions for first time homeowne#it's depressing knowing that this is “the left” in federal politics#she is literally a republican on the blue team#just like joe
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