#first time I said that to my gf it’s entire body broke out into sweat it was so hot

[bunnygirlbakes]

Beg your butch to breed you so that you can be a good girl and get pregnant for them

[nostalgiaispeace]

840.

Tonight the last person you kissed calls you and tells you he wants you what do you say? he lives with me. he wouldn’t call me. Who was the last person to drive you somewhere? Matt? When was the last time you cried? yesterday Are you texting the last male you cuddled with? no

When was the last time you totally broke down? last week?

If you could have one thing right now what would it be? $$ Has a friendship ended recently that you wish had not? not recently. Recently kissed anyone with the name starting with a L? no What will you be doing in the next 2 hours? maybe sleeping What are you currently listening to? watching Teen Mom OG

Are you angry with someone right now? a bit Do you have any plans for the weekend? work, chill, go to dinner for my wedding anniversary Has the last person you kissed ever took their shirt off in front of you? yes Who were you with Friday? my husband If the last person you kissed, saw you kissing someone else, would they be upset? duh Are you missing someone? yes Do you believe your ex cares about you? no Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants? sweat pants Do you want to say something to someone? no Anybody you’re looking forward to seeing soon? no Have you ever read an entire book in one day? Yeah Was yesterday fun? no How fast does your mood change? it can Would you ever get in the passenger seat of a car with someone who’s been drinking? no

Do you really, truly miss someone right now? yes

Have you ever had an alcoholic beverage? yes.. Do you ever feel like you just HAVE to sing out loud? sure Have you ever watched RuPaul’s Drag Race? If yes, what makes it enjoyable? no

Do you own a TV? If so, what do you watch on it? yes, tv shows, films Do you have Netflix/ViaPlay/other similar online channel?: Netflix Have you ever watched Nostalgia Critic or Nostalgia Chick?: no What is the strangest type of food you have eaten?: dunno What is the strangest type of candy you have eaten?: dunno What would be your most ideal profession?: singer What kind of rides do you enjoy the most at amusement parks?: water rides Have you tried those colouring books for adults?: no What is a topic you definitely don’t want to talk about with anyone?: politics Someone is about to take your picture. How do you react?: put my hand in my face or in the way Do you frequent any “funny pictures” site? If so, which one?: no Do you wash your dishes by hand or do you have a dishwasher?: both Do you ever get a chance to stay home alone? If not, why not?: yeah Are you/have you ever been engaged? If not, would you like to be one day?: yes Are you/have you ever been married? If not, would you like to be one day?: yes What makes a person ugly?: personality What makes a person beautiful?: personality What is the craziest hairstyle and colour you’ve had?: I’ve had blue in my hair. that’s as crazy as ive gotten Is there a book that you are currently reading?: yes Do you prefer an actual book or ebooks? Why?: both are fine. What was your first gaming console?: original Nintendo ? Do you have any siblings? If so, how close are you?: yes, we are civil Is there something you’re eagerly waiting for? What is it?: no Is there something you’d like to change about yourself?: yes Have you ever had a sunburn? Where on your body was it?: yes; everywhere basically. Do you have or would you like to have a tattoo? If so, where?: both; my whole body Which fictional villain is your favourite?: Voldemort What was the last present you gave someone?: dunno Have you ever had a serious injury?: yes Do you collect anything?: yes What’s under your bed?: whatever my cat puts there What is something you’ve been meaning to get done but haven’t yet?: yes Do you enjoy traveling?: no Where do you carry the things you need with you when leaving the house?: my pockets and purse What’s the last thing you’ve made with your hands?: dunno On a daily basis, do you prefer to go by car or by bicycle? Why?: car. it’s easier Do you know your ancestry?: Some of it Which hair colour would you never want to have?: dunno What has been the most beautiful place you’ve visited?: NYC

Where was the very first kiss you had with the last person you kissed? his bed

Are you texting anybody? yes

What were you doing at 9:30 last night? sleeping

Are you listening to music right now? No

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos? yes

Has anyone seen you kiss the last person you kissed? yes

Looking back, did you ever waste too much time on a someone that treated you badly? probably

If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say? i would be too shocked to say anything tbh

Have you hugged someone within the last week? yes

Are you a couple with the last person you kissed on the lips? yes

What woke you up this morning? alarm

What’s your relationship with the last person you texted? bff

Did you cry at all today? no

Will your next kiss be a mistake? no

When is the next time you will kiss someone? today

Are you older than the last person you kissed? no

When is the last time you consumed alcohol? early September

What were you doing at midnight last night? sleeping

Have you ever been given flowers? yes

Can you honestly say that at this point in time you’re happy with the way things are? sure

What are you excited for? not really.

Did anyone call you babe/baby today, who? yes; my husband

Has anyone said they love you in the last week? yes

Last time you smiled? Today

Would life be the same without alcohol? yes

Ever had sex in the bathroom? yes

Who are you dating? my husband

Who’s the last person you talked to about sex? my husband

Have you ever sat in the back of a police car? no

Are you stubborn? yes

If you took a drug test right now, would you pass? yes

Who was the last person to be on a bed with you? husband

Do you tend to hold a grudge? yes

Who is the last person that pissed you off? my mom

What’s a fact about the last person that texted you? she just moved to PA

Has anyone called you perfect before? yes

Would you date someone who was addicted to drugs? i’m married to a recovering drug addict so

When was the last time you fought with your parents? yesterday

What was the last alcoholic beverage you drank? rum and coke i think

Do you care if people hate you for no reason? yes

Who was the last person to play with your hair? dunno.

Who was the last person you kissed on the cheek? dunno

Would you ever get plastic surgery? if i had the money

Have you ever had so much to drink that you still felt drunk when you woke? yeah

What is your mother’s middle name? Hazel

Is there currently anyone else in the room with you? no

Have you ever tried a weird flavour of vodka? yes

What is the wallpaper on your phone? me and my husband with a quote

Why did you call the last person you called? i need my meds

How many windows are in the room you’re in? none

Do you have Facebook friends that you’ve never actually met? yes

When was the last time you had your photo taken professionally? dunno

How far from your house is the nearest supermarket? a few minutes

If you could wake up and speak any language fluently, what would it be? arabic

Does it snow where your grandparents live? yes

Name all the people you know that you saw today. Matt

Can you count your number of serious relationships on one hand? yes

How about number of sexual partners? yes

Has anyone told you they missed you lately? dunno

Was yesterday better than today? no

This time last year, were you single? no

Do you have any siblings? yes

Do any of your friends dislike each other? i dunno

What are you doing right now? This and watching Teen Mom OG

Have you ever liked someone but were afraid to tell them? yes

What happened at 9:00AM today? ordering my prescriptions

Do you have a best friend? Yes

Are you scared to fall in love? no

Do you think ex’s can remain friends? yes

Are you one of those people that always answer their phones? no

Hate it when you go over to someone’s house and do absolutely nothing? sometimes

Are you one of those people who gets jealous of boys/girls your current bf/gf dated? sometimes

Were you single for your last birthday? no

Did you talk to the person you like today? yes

When was the last time you were in a car with someone besides family? last week

What are you wearing on your feet? socks

You can get a puppy or a new car. Which do you choose? puppy

What is bothering you right now? i’m tired

Is it easy to make you cry? yes

Think back to August, were you in a relationship? yes

Any drama in your life right now? yes

Did you sleep alone last night? yes

When was the last time you received flowers? What were they for? a long while ago

Have you ever been physically or mentally abused? How did it effect you? no

Do you consider yourself a vengeful person? If so, why’d you think that is? not really

What one quality do you have that you are proud of? empathy

When have you felt the most proud of yourself? For what reason? my job; it’s a hard job to have

Have you ever had a near death experience? If so, how did it feel? yes; i didn’t care so i was mad i stayed alive

[mrevaunit42]

Day 1: Cooking

Hello everyone, Mr.E here with the first week of the @wholesome-week SVTFOE week: Cooking! yay! I hope you all enjoy it as I thank my desktop for not freaking out on me. 

So basically this takes place before the episode that broke the fandom apart, Bon, bon the clown. All the other episodes have happened at this point but not yet Bon, Bon and I have a special message to go with this story

I want you to remember this is a show that we and many people love. This is a show that is smartly written, funny, clever with action, drama and so much joy and fun.A show that prompts creative and great ideas. A rare show that doesn’t come often especially in this day and age but hopefully that changes one soon.

I wrote this story to remind us all it doesn’t matter who you ship: Starco, Jarco, Janco, TomCo, JanStar, Jacan, etc etc. We are all a part of this fandom. We all love this show and while shipping is fun, remember to always respect each other. There’s no need to go to war for no reason. Life is going to throw a lot our way and Star is going to get pretty heavy with drama but so did Gravity falls and it made the show so much better. This is going to be a fun ride no matter where it goes and I haven’t been excited for a season like this since Gravity Falls. and before GF it was a long while.

Please remember to respect each other and just enjoy an amazing show. Have a great week, it’s going to be amazing with great stories and artwork and we’ll keep on having these amazing things through all fandoms. Enjoy

“Umm...” Marco's jaw hung loose as a small, almost humming-like noise escape his lips, several pairs of eyes stared at the young teen with varying degrees of amusement, concern and boredom while Marco remained motionless at the sight of them.

“Maaaaarco?” Star asked quietly, taking a ginger step forward towards her frozen best friend “Is something wrong?”

There was something terribly wrong with the sight that lay before him, something unexpected that caught him off guard and Marco was going to be completely honestly, kinda unwanted at the moment.

Marco was currently wearing his usual attire of black pants, well pressed red hoodie and gray undershirt though he also sported a cooking apron as he was prepared to make lunch for himself and Star as per her request.

He was not prepared to make lunch for 5 people.

He did not want cook for Star's ex boyfriend and his exfrienemy Tom.

He did not want to cook for his eternal and probably heavily crushing on him stalker Janna

and he did NOT to make himself a fool in front of his longtime crush Jackie.

Nope, nope, just all the nopes. This was not what he agreed to when he promised Star he was going to cook today.

“Staaaar” Marco let out as calmly as he could, ignoring Janna's attempts to hang random assortment of things on Tom's horns “Can I talk to you? Bestie to bestie?”

Star let out an excited gasp “Bestie to Bestie?! Secret tiiiiiime!”

Marco stifled a groan as Star elegantly and gracefully bounced towards him, legs fluttering joyfully with each leap.

“soooo” Star cooed, nearly tripping on her feet on the slippery floor tile, arms flailing for a moment before she caught herself and leaned expectantly towards Marco, lip bit and eyes brimming with exhilaration “what's the secret?”

“Star” Marco whispered softly, eying the other occupants of the kitchen carefully “Why are they here?! I thought you said it was lunch, not a hangout?!”

“I did and do want lunch Marco.”

“You said just us!”

“Weeeeeell” Star peered at him thoughtfully “ It was supposed to be us but then I realized why not invite all our friends? Except Ferguson and Al, they kinda just vanished and Pony Head is off underwater somewhere but I mean it's Saturday and we have nothing to do so why not have a FOOD PARTY!”

“Star” Marco muttered in a harsh whisper “I don't have enough food to feed every....”

“FOOD PARTY!” Star repeated, throwing her hands in the air with reckless abandon.

Marco let out an inaudible sigh before peeking at the trio of unexpected guests.

Tom looked as bored as ever, eying the room with a mix of apathy and curiosity.

Janna caught his gaze, shooting him a wink and a finger gun while simultaneously reaching into Tom's back pocket with her free hand.

Jackie gave a friendly wave, her face blissfully unaware of the hammering of Marco's heartbeat echoing loudly in his ears.

“So...” Marco began, pushing pass the now dancing Star “I don't know what Star told you....”

“Duh” Janna scoffed “You're not Star, of course you don't know what she told us. Geez Marco I thought you were supposed to be smart.”

“I am smart Janna” Marco replied through gritted teeth “but you know what I mean.”  

“Ssshyeah, free meal.”

“Janna, I....”

“Oh come on Marco” Tom said with a sneer “you were talking about your amazing cooking skills when we hung out but I'm just not seeing it.”

Marco could already hear his dentist comments while he grinded his teeth from the audacity of Tom's claim.

“Marco?”

His rage faded away within a moment as Jackie's soft, lazy drawl called to him.

“It's okay if this was more people than you were expecting” Jackie told him reassuringly “we can just order out or something if you don't have enough food.”

“ha!” the sound of laughter felt forced to even his ears “Of course I have enough for everyone! Ha ha ha, just give me a second, you're all here before I thought you would be.”

“You sure Marco?”

“Psst yeah” Marco answered with a confident smack “I'm a master cook of this home. I can easily make us lunch.”

Marco turned around, Star noticing his confident smirk fall into a face known only as full mental breakdown.

“oooooh” Star nodded in understanding, hand tucked under her chin “I see, I see. We don't have enough for everyone.”

“No!” Marco snapped before sheepishly dropping the facade “yes? I mean you told me it was just us today Star! You didn't mention anything about Janna or Tom or even JACKIE!”

The pair of best friends glanced backwards to their guests, Tom snarling at a grinning Janna with Jackie giving the duo a thumbs up.

“ugh” Marco moaned in defeat “Let's get this over with.”

Okay, Marco told himself, it wasn't as bad as he thought initially.

Luckily he did in fact have enough to make a rather filling meal for the five of them so getting the hungry teenagers food wasn't going to be a problem.

What was going to be a problem was the amount of time. If it had been Star and himself, it would've been an easy 10 minutes tops. 5 people, however, was going to take a longer amount of time and given one was a lying demon jerk, another was his kleptomaniac stalker who loved playing with him with the last being the girl he was crushing on hard, Marco was going to one heck of a time trying to keep everything going smoothly.

“Don't worry Marco” Star beamed cheerfully “I'll help out”

Despite the fact she was the source of the entire problem, Marco could feel his body relax at the sight of his best friend, her blue eyes with determination, her lips cocked into a confident smile. hHe felt a spark of hope. Maybe they could do this. Maybe this wouldn't turn into a total disaster. With Star's help, maybe....just maybe they could....

Nope.

Total disaster.

Marco could feel his eye twitch at the sight of the chaos that broke out just a few minutes into the task.

Well maybe total disaster wasn't the current level but he could feel that threat loom over himself.

Despite how much he cared, and god knows loved her, Star was no help in the kitchen.

For that one brilliant moment of reassurance from the magical princess, he had completely believed her.

and utterly forgot that she came from another dimension and hadn't the slightest clue how to use or operate any sort of Earth appliance or what Earth foods tasted good together.

He remembered this little fact when Star attempted to mix a banana with a piece of uncooked meat into the blender. He barely managed to stop her in time.

It was amazing how natural life with his best friend was. He could barely remember a time that Star wasn't around, hanging out and just having fun.

Of course that came with the disadvantage of lapsing memory when it came to ordering Star to do basic tasks.

Marco sweated profusely, the heat from the pan and sizzling pieces of meat filling the kitchen area almost as distracting as the occasional popping of grease jumping from the metal cooking utensil.

“Great job Marco” Janna called out idly “Smells great. Can't wait to eat.”

“You're not helping Janna!”

“I'm a guest” Janna answered quickly “It's rude for me to intrude in your personal space.”

“Like you believe in personal space” Marco muttered under his breath.

“What was that?” Janna shot back.

“Nothing” Marco rolled his eyes and turned only to find himself staring face to face to a bull angry Star glaring at the refrigerator, stance wide and fingers clenched.

“Star?”

Star huffed, wand held tight “YOU WILL REVEAL YOUR CONTENTS MAGICAL ICE BOX!”

Marco paled remebering Star never used the fridge before!

“Star!” “Mega Marshmallow smash!”

Tom, Jackie and Janna sat around the dining room table as plums of pink magical clouds and the shrieking of Marco's girlish scream intermingled with melodic keyboard jingles and fierce battle cries.

“So...” Janna said out loud “anyone else get the feeling that Marco wasn't ready to feed all of us?”

“Star!”

The trio turned to the kitchen in time to see Marco skidding across the floor, smoky and slightly charred as Star rushed after him, wand ablaze and panic in her eyes.

“I think Star didn't tell him we were coming” Jackie added carefully.

Tom clicked his tongue “Classic Star. She probably got distracted by something cute and adorable.”

“Or violent” Janna chimed in.

Tom nodded in agreement “Or violent.”

“So....” Jackie glanced at the hellish demon “You and Star dated?”

“yep” Tom replied

“Why'd you break up?”

“Umm.....no idea.”

Janna rolled her eyes “Typical response. I bet you have a temper.”

“I DO NOT!”

Tom didn't know what was worse: the small flame that caught the tip of Janna's beanie or her knowing, smug smirk as she casually doused the flames with her hand.

“niiiiiice” she spoke with a wink

Tom shifted uncomfortably under Janna's playful gaze.

“Should we order pizza?” Jackie asked “I mean Marco looks pretty stressed and Star seems to be.......escalating things”

Jackie slowly returned Marco's frantic wave, a wild warnicorn carrying off the cook by his hood while a Star chasing close behind with a salad fork and butter knife in hand.

“nah” Janna waved Jackie's concern “he's goooot this. Right Marco?”

“Of course!” Marco answered with a shaky grin, still held hostage by the stampeding magical mount “Everything is fine!”

“FIIIIIIINE!” Star called out, her uneasy face not matching her response “JUST FINE!”

“See fine” Tom gestured to Star and Marco

There was a thickness in the air that was only broken by the fearful cries of Marco, the battle lust determination grunts of Star and the huffing and neigh of the warnicorn.

Janna frowned as more and more sounds of destruction join the chaotic musical that filled the Diaz household

“yeeeeah” Janna sighed dramatically “We better order the pizza or else we're never going to eat.”

“Yeah good idea” Jackie agreed “It'll be easier on Marco” a loud crack “and the house.”

“Kay” Janna pulled out her bright pink cell phone

“Pink?” Tom couldn't keep the surprise out of his tone “You?”

“yeah” Janna threw the demon a glare “and unless you want the most girly, pinkest hat I can find super glued to your head, you better keep quiet.”

Tom rose his hands defensively “I won't, I won't....hey can we get anchovies on the pizza?”

“UUUUUUUGH anchovies!? What kind of demonic hell spawn are you?”

“hey, do you know how hard it is to find anchovies in the Underworld?”

“I assume not at all given normal people just toss them out. Seriously you have no idea how uncool you just made demons look ”

Tom frowned furiously, rising to his feet with his hands blazing with a pure white flame, the heat from the fire charring the table a light crispy black.

“I AM TOM, SON OF THE LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD AND I DEMAND ANCHOVIES! IF MY WILL IS NOT MET, I WILL BURN YOUR SKIN AWAY AND CHAR YOUR VERY...AH!”

The flames died, the insufferable waves of heat generated by the demon cooled while splashes of water caught Tom's eyes, stinging and burning as he tried to shield himself from the watery barrage.

“No” Janna scolded, splashing Tom with the tiny watergun she hid in her pocket “Bad demon.

Tom snarled and hissed, clawing at the tiny plastic weapon but flinched when Janna's attack caught his eye a second time.

“Calm prima donna” Janna told him with a roll of her eyes “We'll get you your stinky anchovies. Ugh I thought the torment happened when I died, not here.”

Silent return as the chaos in the kitchen appeared to have been calmed.

Jackie stared at Janna, Janna stared at Tom, Tom stared at Janna.

A halcyon quiet.

Then Janna shot Tom once again.

Content and peacefully moans of joy and happiness hung in the air as 4 of the 5 teens happily enjoyed their gooey, yummy lunch (Anchovies for Tom as promised by Janna)

Poor burnt stained Marco, on the other hand, stared at his plate, face fallen and filled with disappointment.

“Marco?”

Marco turned to the soft, gentle voice that called his name, unsurprised to find Star staring at him, worry and concern in her eyes.

“What's wrong?”

Marco sighed, realizing it was best to be honest rather than prideful like he was earlier.

“I'm sorry for ruining lunch.” Marco apologized “I'm sorry I did something I clearly couldn't. I'm sorry I fought tooth and nail for something that wasn't worth it. That I wasn't honest with you...and myself. And now I destroyed the kitchen and we had to order out....”

“You're an idiot”

All eyes snapped to Janna leaning back in her chair, pizza one hand and arm slung across the back of her seat.

“Who cares if the day didn't go as plan? Who cares if it wasn't what we expected? What matters is we're here and we're eating this well made, amazingly delicious food. Together.”

“yeah” Star nodded in agreement “friends”

“yeah, sure, whatever” Tom muttered, the eye roll and disinterested look plaster on his face only for show, masking the true joy he felt with these...humans.

Oh and Star.

“Wow Janna” Jackie patted her best friend's shoulder, clearly impressed “That was really mature and nice of you.”

“yeah” Marco chimed in “That was pretty cool”

“I know right?” Janna leaned further back in her chair “and I take the pizza you paid for Marco as thank you.”

Marco bit into a pizza, agreeing with Janna until he fully processed her words.

Marco coughed, choking on the food he once enjoyed before throwing a deathly glare towards his stalker.

“JANNA!”