#first things first they got to convince Alastor to eat an apple

[allastoredeer]

Have u heard about deers/elk/moose get absolutely fucked up drunk on apples…and the absolutely irony of radioapple being symbolised as🦌🍎…

Radioapple is so canon

I HAVE AND I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS NEW FACT.

I'm stuck between writing something about it, or drawing something about it. It's so so good. The image of Alastor getting drunk on apples, of all things, is too hilarious not to do something with.

[ssunandmunn]

hazbin hotel leaks + spoilers

save yourself and report the videos/ images circulating on x n tiktok cuz let's be real, that’s how it got viral

(eng is not my first language, excuse the use of incorrect gramatical sentences)

i usually keep my mouth quite when talking about fandom stuff cuz i seriously don’t care after watching the canon once, i mostly move to fanarts and fanfics and ignore everything else; i only do fanart and never say a thing, also cuz 50% of fandoms discussions are about ships or controversial shut in the bts which idc as long as i can enjoy a good story, the good visual work of animators/ fanartists, bla bla bla

with that said, i have a lot of thoughts with the hazbin hotel leaks + spoilers

read with caution

first things first, i made a 40 minute audio yapping about this with my friends (who haven't watched hazbin yet, and one of them has but like, they’re not super interested and we don’t talk about it) and i feel like sharing it (not the audio, just what i said)

i found the leaks while scrolling through tiktok, i thought it was fanmade just like many people, but rather well made, i scrolled past it quickly because fanmades audios kinda give me cringe but since the art was well made i was gonna watch it later, then i scrolled a bit more and found out it was an actual leak

after reading a ton of comments about how they hate rosie now, and about it being senseless, i found myself remembering how much people was hating on lilith and eve with the theory that they owned alastor's soul

and tbh i think that’s just misogynistic; we barely know lilith far more than she's probably in heaven; and for eve? i have pity for her, because, not to be that person but everyone points their finger at her just because she ate a goddanm apple, which luci and lili convinced her to eat, and we don’t even know the full story about that either, hell, we don't even know how she looks like, i love the theories that she has brown hair and is brown skinned or even that she's just a copy of lilith, yet we don’t know if that's canon, and it doesn’t matter

but i don’t like the way they just happen to have "owning" alastor in common, and just having theories antagonizing them for that little idea, which is fair, i'm not saying evil women are bad or whatever, i actually think that’s kinda hot, but now with the leaks it just showed a different flavor of people for me

i read a lot of comments or people complaning cuz now they "hate her", "their friendship is ruined" or "it doesn’t make sense"

the latter type of comments, i understand them, i won't deny im a radiorose shipper, both platonically and romantically, and in every prudly (does that word exist? i mean like a prude ok) and kinky way as well, yet, y'all are forgetting one thing: they are all in hell, every single of the main cast is in hell, yes, some seem kinda more innocent than others; vaggie - iykyk, niffty and even husk or cherry (and i think pen too, i didn’t watched his leaks -or any other leaks tbh- only the radiorose ones cuz my fyp knows me, but you get it) but that doesn’t mean they're not guilty for what ever they did to be in hell

that's why i believe that we shouldn't expect them to behave like normal people - they're no longer people, they're sinners, they did something bad and have lost all sense of moral, that's why i kinda understand that both alastor and rosie might have been faking it, yet, if you think about twice, she’s probably not that bad, manipulative and cruel and narcissitic like every overlord? yes, but since alastor took charlie right away to rosie when she had girlfriend problems means they still have some sort of trusting in eachother; also why would rosie offer him having deals with others like nothing if she only wants like torture him or idk - she wants something but she doesn’t seem as bad as the way alastor behaves towards husk, which to me he seems kinda physically abusive, meanwhile i can rosie being mentally/ psychologically abusive (i feel i worded that wrong, but u get it)

which, to be powerful overlords, seems ok for me - "but friendship doesn’t work now since there’s power imbalance" my dear child, there’s always gonna be power imbalance in between in every relationship in your life, it can economically, mentally, culturally, bla bla bla, half of my friends are in a better situation than me, and the others just not, and that affects the way we socialize with one another

anyway, now, with the massive dislike towards rosie i just have to say that i feel that people are just plain mysoginist, maybe im approaching this wrongly, but seriously, u go from hating lilith/ eve (i thought about roo too, but she has no background to defend her) to rosie; just because of a man? not cool - also, people seemed to like her just because alastor liked her, now he doesn’t "like" her u don’t like her? 💀

i understand the hate towards valentino, for being who he is and all that, but being abusive apparently is allowed for alastor and not for others around him? i won't hide that alastor is my most disliked character in this cartoon, i don’t hate him, but he is unsavory for me and is overrated, his backstory is super boring, having rosie allegedly owning his soul since he was alive sounded super fun and far more interesting rather than just being powerful because radio was popular back in his day, but with all the leaks and people praying for it fake and discarted makes me feel bad for the writers, and the animators and everyone in the staff

they are already over exploited for people to not like the product, and basically begging for it to be changed when that’s a lot of money, i know that probably nothing will change and people are just being dramatic, me doing this post in kinda dramatic too, but seriously, it almost looks like this is alastor's show and not charlie's or the full hotel crew

also they made a big deal for alastor not being handsome enough in their human form, idk i just feel like ??? alastor is not the center of the universe, of this universe we know has hazbin!!!

to be a misandric man, he got lot of mysoginistic fans

just to conclude, i find the leaks and leakers super annoying, hope they do burn in hell - and if you find leaks, report the posts and videos as much as you can and scroll away

and to be honest, the fact that rosie owns alastor doesn’t bother me that much, as i said before, i think it's fun and interesting, and as a high shipper of them (an a rosie lover/ fan) it just gives me ideas to daydream about them 24/7 even more

i hope it's not fake and they keep it, and that there’s a great story behind their relationship, i have to say that before this i had not much hope for the hhs2, i kinda just wanted more radiorose interaction and i was kinda craving niffty + rosie interaction too, i hope with all this dynamic, niffty doesn’t hate rosie or viceversa or both ways, i find them both unhinged and lovely and could make a kinda similar dynamic like the one niff has with alastor

i think i said everything i wanted to say (and even more, cuz after i did that long audio for my friends, more leaked stuff started to stalk me) and that audio of mine also included some opinions about helluva boss, but that’s for another day

if you read this i'm glad you did and, well, i put this here because i have no one to talk about it without feeling i'm annoying

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[phoenixremix69]

So I am definitely writing that fic. I was curious about any HCs you have for Al's mom, his human life/kills, and then RadioApple ones too! (I ofc have my own, but I like finding new ones to incorporate.)

Alice Debois- waitress with dreams of owning her own restaurant. devout christian, but she still made a few grisgris for good luck for her neighbors. married very young to alexander dubois but he either got drafted or skipped town, so she really impressed on Al that he should wait to find the perfect woman no matter how long it takes. once al was old enough she started taking him hunting and really drove in the rules for Al. You know, no hurting the does or children, kill quickly and show your prey proper respect, use every part that you can. she started dating people in heaven, but i can't think of an appropriately funny person. Maybe pentious or an exorcist

Al hc- like i mentioned before, he used to try and capture frogs and bring them home. he was actually pretty popular in school and around town once he got older, but he never really noticed or cared because he was busy with alastor shit. he kissed this one girl sally anne when he was like 12, but he didn't feel anything so he was convinced his mama was right and he needs to wait to find the one. he started hunting people once the depression hit, but he was still very mindful of his mama's hunting rules. a lot of people like to think he picked specifically abusive men and tortured them for hours or made them run, but i feel like that doesn't mesh well with his hunting rules or that al really doesn't care about people's suffering. like sure, if you're rude to or in front of him you're moved up the menu, but he still made sure to only kill adult men and killed them very quickly. he didn't really believe in voodoo either, but he was fascinated by the concept of higher powers so he still did a few rituals with his kills once in a while. you are supposed to use every part after all, haha!

radio apple- it started as a one upping thing. Al protected the hotel, so Lucifer healed him, so al made him dinner, so luci made him breakfast. that kind of went on for a few weeks until Luci broke down and kissed him. Al was surprised at first, but he actually liked it, this must be what his mama told him about! they're actually a very wholesome couple but like an addams family wholesome. they go on lovely strolls through cannibal town, Luci makes the kids blood lollipops. they go on picnics where Al can eat bits of luci so one can eat and the other can feel useful again(Read transubstantiation by soot and salt, so good). Luci made al some duck themed cufflinks that al secretly loves but his shadow not so secretly loves. al hates public displays of affection but they make sure to make out in front of vox's cameras every once in a while. charlie is weirded out sometimes but if it's encouraging her dad to leave his workshop and al to be nicer, well...

[gyubby99]

@disneyanddisneyships after u're done with the firt post I raise you..

Alaponi wedding headcanons (except theres a lot going on)

To start this off Niffy and Becca would voluntarily be the flower girls

Tiny imp band performance

Via is like an introvert in an extroverted level party

Stolas would get Via far away from Chaz 😭😭

Cordelia gets fucked up at the party drinks ik she would

Stolas: Do you have apple juice for my daughter :D

Aponi, Angel, Verosika and Bee singing together

Alaponi duet song as they dance

Linda is blacklisted

Alastor showers for the first time

Husker is the best man as I've already said.

Maid of honor = Mal. (Since she'd be an angelica schuyler of some sort lol)

Stolas would be more overdressed than Aponi for blitz, only for them to have a one second eye contact with each other for the rest of the night.

Bee is the party host <3

Vaggie: If you hurt her, just know I always have my spear with me.

Angel eats most of the pasta at the venue

They had pizza with pineapple in them for Alastor.

Aponi was so happy she couldn't stop crying :')

Vox and Husker competing for who has the most embarrassing stories of Alastor in the speech (Vox would do anything for the spotlight)

Au where Judith is already there before they got married, so Judith is definitely one of the flower girls as well.

Bee made like a flower confetti for when they finally kiss

The royals make a speech for Aponi

Lucifer dances with Aponi as she would have danced with Charles. My heart is aching.

Alastor: Husker.. are you crying?

Husker, wiping his tears: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Alastor would complain to Aponi about how they "did things" to him. (They bathed him)

Chaz would tear it up on the dance floor tbh. A dork. (Who sa'd moxxie)

Beef with Striker, Stolas and Furcalor, but Aella has it under control (I think)

Clark as a fucking flower boy oh my god thats so beautiful

In the au where Judith is at the wedding, Alastor and Aponi danced with her :')

Al's vows were so poetic blitz had to pull out a dictionary

Lucifer walked Aponi down the aisle

Charlie wedded them

I'd like to think M&M were there as well

Lucifer made the "I'm watching you" finger move to Alastor

Mal wanted so bad to catch the boquet. In an au where she did, everyone looked at Vox while she kept saying "I got it!!"

Velvette was just there for the food and gossip about how Verosika and Blitz are in the same room

Aella would pull striker in the dance floor

Aella: wishin' you the best, 'Poni! Marriage can be a bitch

Stella is also blacklisted.

Bee and Charlie interaction.

If Aella catches the bouquet I think Striker would just be like O_O

Aella: *gives Striker 'the look' after catching*

Verosika and Blitz beef

Becca would wanna join the others in catching the boquet and blitz was livid

Chaos ensues.

Roxxie would, 1. Perform for Aponi, and 2. Shit on blitz

Imagine an au where Loona caught it.

Bee and Blitz meeting again

Oh my gosh lilith would also be there. The mother of all demons. THE mother. Aponi what are you on I want it-

Striker sang but furcalor yelled "GET OFF THE STAGE"

Valentino came to the party and everyone booed to him. He scoffs and walks away mean girl style.

Vox convinces mal to let valentino in and promises to keep a close eye on him.

Valentino got bored and left again.

Chaggie slow dance 💞💓💖💝💘💕💗😭💗😭😭😭💕😭😭💕😭💕😭😭

Vox one time at the party became in charge with the music and Alastor was seething behind his smile.

I think Mal would also fight tooth and nail for that bouquet

Alaponi got married in October (iykyk)

Mimzy was there too ‼‼

Almost everyone gets drunk (bee is the host duh)

Yk his fangirls at the colony? They were strangely overjoyed

Vaggie would point a spear at chaz somewhat.. i can feel it.

Why do i feel like stolas would wipe his tears saying "oh, how delightful!"

There's alcoholic then non-alcoholic beelzejuice

APONI BEING MRS. LILIAN HARTFELT ‼‼‼💕💞💓💖💝💘

Angel Dust cried and almost couldn't stop hugging Aponi

Carolyn and Alistar were dancing together :')

Alistar and Moxxie meeting

Carolyn and Stolas meeting !!!!

Stolas: Can the spider one there be a little less vulgar? My daughter's here :)

Via: dad I'm 17

OMG THE SHEEP DEMON WOULD BE THERE 😭😭😭😭😭😭💕💞💓💖💝💘💗 the one alastor saved from the butcher in the comics omg shes definitely invited they definitely saw each other again

Mallory full on fucking sobs out loud the venue would be so akward