#first things first they got to convince Alastor to eat an apple
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Have u heard about deers/elk/moose get absolutely fucked up drunk on applesβ¦and the absolutely irony of radioapple being symbolised asπ¦πβ¦
Radioapple is so canon
I HAVE AND I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS NEW FACT.
I'm stuck between writing something about it, or drawing something about it. It's so so good. The image of Alastor getting drunk on apples, of all things, is too hilarious not to do something with.
#it makes me giggle everytime I think about it#I can totally see the Hazbin crew finding out this little fun fact and putting it to the test#first things first they got to convince Alastor to eat an apple#and knowing Lucifer's connection to apples and how much Alastor doesn't like him#I can see him refusing to eat apples out of spite#unless this is set in already established radioapple#in which case it takes Lucifer being the one to convince him to take a bite#he's re-enacting his entire schtick in the Garden of Eden#being all seductive and manipulating#take a bite of the apple#taste the fruit of knowledge#get black out drunk#LMAO#I like thinking about it#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#the radio demon#lucifer morningstar#lucifer magne#appleradio#lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#radioapple#hazbin lucifer#alastor hazbin hotel#alastor the radio demon#asks#twosoulss77
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So I am definitely writing that fic. I was curious about any HCs you have for Al's mom, his human life/kills, and then RadioApple ones too! (I ofc have my own, but I like finding new ones to incorporate.)
Alice Debois- waitress with dreams of owning her own restaurant. devout christian, but she still made a few grisgris for good luck for her neighbors. married very young to alexander dubois but he either got drafted or skipped town, so she really impressed on Al that he should wait to find the perfect woman no matter how long it takes. once al was old enough she started taking him hunting and really drove in the rules for Al. You know, no hurting the does or children, kill quickly and show your prey proper respect, use every part that you can. she started dating people in heaven, but i can't think of an appropriately funny person. Maybe pentious or an exorcist
Al hc- like i mentioned before, he used to try and capture frogs and bring them home. he was actually pretty popular in school and around town once he got older, but he never really noticed or cared because he was busy with alastor shit. he kissed this one girl sally anne when he was like 12, but he didn't feel anything so he was convinced his mama was right and he needs to wait to find the one. he started hunting people once the depression hit, but he was still very mindful of his mama's hunting rules. a lot of people like to think he picked specifically abusive men and tortured them for hours or made them run, but i feel like that doesn't mesh well with his hunting rules or that al really doesn't care about people's suffering. like sure, if you're rude to or in front of him you're moved up the menu, but he still made sure to only kill adult men and killed them very quickly. he didn't really believe in voodoo either, but he was fascinated by the concept of higher powers so he still did a few rituals with his kills once in a while. you are supposed to use every part after all, haha!
radio apple- it started as a one upping thing. Al protected the hotel, so Lucifer healed him, so al made him dinner, so luci made him breakfast. that kind of went on for a few weeks until Luci broke down and kissed him. Al was surprised at first, but he actually liked it, this must be what his mama told him about! they're actually a very wholesome couple but like an addams family wholesome. they go on lovely strolls through cannibal town, Luci makes the kids blood lollipops. they go on picnics where Al can eat bits of luci so one can eat and the other can feel useful again(Read transubstantiation by soot and salt, so good). Luci made al some duck themed cufflinks that al secretly loves but his shadow not so secretly loves. al hates public displays of affection but they make sure to make out in front of vox's cameras every once in a while. charlie is weirded out sometimes but if it's encouraging her dad to leave his workshop and al to be nicer, well...
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@disneyanddisneyships after u're done with the firt post I raise you..
Alaponi wedding headcanons (except theres a lot going on)
To start this off Niffy and Becca would voluntarily be the flower girls
Tiny imp band performance
Via is like an introvert in an extroverted level party
Stolas would get Via far away from Chaz ππ
Cordelia gets fucked up at the party drinks ik she would
Stolas: Do you have apple juice for my daughter :D
Aponi, Angel, Verosika and Bee singing together
Alaponi duet song as they dance
Linda is blacklisted
Alastor showers for the first time
Husker is the best man as I've already said.
Maid of honor = Mal. (Since she'd be an angelica schuyler of some sort lol)
Stolas would be more overdressed than Aponi for blitz, only for them to have a one second eye contact with each other for the rest of the night.
Bee is the party host <3
Vaggie: If you hurt her, just know I always have my spear with me.
Angel eats most of the pasta at the venue
They had pizza with pineapple in them for Alastor.
Aponi was so happy she couldn't stop crying :')
Vox and Husker competing for who has the most embarrassing stories of Alastor in the speech (Vox would do anything for the spotlight)
Au where Judith is already there before they got married, so Judith is definitely one of the flower girls as well.
Bee made like a flower confetti for when they finally kiss
The royals make a speech for Aponi
Lucifer dances with Aponi as she would have danced with Charles. My heart is aching.
Alastor: Husker.. are you crying?
Husker, wiping his tears: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Alastor would complain to Aponi about how they "did things" to him. (They bathed him)
Chaz would tear it up on the dance floor tbh. A dork. (Who sa'd moxxie)
Beef with Striker, Stolas and Furcalor, but Aella has it under control (I think)
Clark as a fucking flower boy oh my god thats so beautiful
In the au where Judith is at the wedding, Alastor and Aponi danced with her :')
Al's vows were so poetic blitz had to pull out a dictionary
Lucifer walked Aponi down the aisle
Charlie wedded them
I'd like to think M&M were there as well
Lucifer made the "I'm watching you" finger move to Alastor
Mal wanted so bad to catch the boquet. In an au where she did, everyone looked at Vox while she kept saying "I got it!!"
Velvette was just there for the food and gossip about how Verosika and Blitz are in the same room
Aella would pull striker in the dance floor
Aella: wishin' you the best, 'Poni! Marriage can be a bitch
Stella is also blacklisted.
Bee and Charlie interaction.
If Aella catches the bouquet I think Striker would just be like O_O
Aella: *gives Striker 'the look' after catching*
Verosika and Blitz beef
Becca would wanna join the others in catching the boquet and blitz was livid
Chaos ensues.
Roxxie would, 1. Perform for Aponi, and 2. Shit on blitz
Imagine an au where Loona caught it.
Bee and Blitz meeting again
Oh my gosh lilith would also be there. The mother of all demons. THE mother. Aponi what are you on I want it-
Striker sang but furcalor yelled "GET OFF THE STAGE"
Valentino came to the party and everyone booed to him. He scoffs and walks away mean girl style.
Vox convinces mal to let valentino in and promises to keep a close eye on him.
Valentino got bored and left again.
Chaggie slow dance ππππππππππππππππππππ
Vox one time at the party became in charge with the music and Alastor was seething behind his smile.
I think Mal would also fight tooth and nail for that bouquet
Alaponi got married in October (iykyk)
Mimzy was there too βΌβΌ
Almost everyone gets drunk (bee is the host duh)
Yk his fangirls at the colony? They were strangely overjoyed
Vaggie would point a spear at chaz somewhat.. i can feel it.
Why do i feel like stolas would wipe his tears saying "oh, how delightful!"
There's alcoholic then non-alcoholic beelzejuice
APONI BEING MRS. LILIAN HARTFELT βΌβΌβΌππππππ
Angel Dust cried and almost couldn't stop hugging Aponi
Carolyn and Alistar were dancing together :')
Alistar and Moxxie meeting
Carolyn and Stolas meeting !!!!
Stolas: Can the spider one there be a little less vulgar? My daughter's here :)
Via: dad I'm 17
OMG THE SHEEP DEMON WOULD BE THERE πππππππππππππ the one alastor saved from the butcher in the comics omg shes definitely invited they definitely saw each other again
Mallory full on fucking sobs out loud the venue would be so akward
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