#first sign of terminal illness: pfp change

[pondslime]

HEYYYYY me seeing ur pfp change and going >:))))

i know ur writing stuff for aawil but if u wanted to give us a line or two or tease what this masterpiece of a fic is gonna entail that’s totally cool w me 👀

u know ur down bad when u change ur pfp. u know ur six feet UNDER

gdsfhgdsfhgfhdghdfs I watched that film and lost my goddamn mind. like. all marbles?? lost. in the void. idk when I'm getting them back!!! no clue!!! nada zip zero!!!! howling on the dash every single day about a film literally 0.09% of u care about bc I'm UNWELL abt it LMAO

I've just.........acquired two new idiots and now every single I see them I'm like

they really is the because 😔🙏💯. to me

rlly and truly lost @ sea over two Standard Run of the Mill Guy-Type Guys of GuysVille. like.......they're just guys. two random ass dudes. it's Just Some Dudes Summer™ and I'm livin it tf up

⚠️ splitting up the rest of this post under the cut bc I ramble and I don't want u all to have 2 scroll forever:

the conceit of the dumbass fic I'm rotating in my mind rn.........is to answer the question absolutely nobody (me) asked, which is what IF there WAS an inn down the road?? what IF????? and what if they didn't get their shit absolutely rocked by a werewolf on the moors??? and instead they got [redacted] [REDACTED] [redacted]??? only big brain thoughts here on this Blog, ofc!!!

I've truly only written disembodied bits of dialogue for it. like str8 up NOTHING coherent jsfdkjdfskjkfdsjksf all I know is that there are croissants and sheep and thunderstorms and making out in attics over a game of clue. other than that. beep boop 404!!!!

half of writing this shit is gonna be me making sure I give due diligence to both of the idiotboys bc even tho I love them both dearly. I do. regrettably. have a bias to one. I'm sure..........it's difficult to figure out.............which one.....................

it's gonna be one of those fics that I spend 93492439843 hours on PURELY for the enjoyment of my singular peanut brain 🤡🔨and u will all look @ me like.........when will everything else return from the war??? and I will do a lil jig or smthn