#first i just jumped with a parachute. then a human sized kite thingy i saw in scooby doo (but shaped like a bird).
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prommy im not gonna do anything but plotting domestic terrorism is so soothing
#i just imagined bombing the eiffel tower from a plane.#first i just jumped with a parachute. then a human sized kite thingy i saw in scooby doo (but shaped like a bird).#then a weather balloon and im in a blue suit and i put myself into hybernation with only an oxygen bottle until i land and it wakes me#before i realised i could just steer the plane remotely through several vpns and put a random guy i beat unconcious in the pilot seat#noone will know he wasnt the pilot if the plane crashes badly enough. if hes reduced to smithereens#and lastly i would put a smaller bomb in the cockpit to destroy whatever i used to remote control the plane#tho i heard you need really high temperatures to fully destroy computer parts#i was baffled cos every time my dads disc got fried he barely got anything back and that wasnt even fire causing temperatures#but i guess the french military will have better tech than my dad#anyways imagining myself (anonymously) on the news feels so satisfying like yess i would be so good at terrorism slayy
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