#finpoe deserved bettet

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Thoughts about star wars, the rise of Skywalker, in no particular order coz I have a terrible memory (spoilers)

Ben sucks

Chewie!!!

Finpoe are very cute, Disney are cowards, Ben still sucks

He is so ugly (Ben) when is he going to die?

Rey is the coolest most cool person and her rocks are so cool

LEIA!!! General badass has adopted the scavenger Jedi and everything is gonna be ok

I forgot she was a pilot

The aliens are so cool!

Go away Ben

Ah, the lightning man. why is he so grim?

*plot**plot**the same plot as always, we only go for the explosions and the suspended disbelief*

Ooh, a quest, nice

Festival planet! (I feel bad for the owners of the nicked speeders)

Go away Ben!

A dagger!!

A snek!!! (The aliens are so cool)

Don't be so 3po, 3po

Chewie!!! (Sad reprise)

She leap!

CHEWIE!!! (Distressed and upset reprise)

wait, lightning? (I now understand the full plot, it is not less enjoyable)

Baby droid! Polite boi!

Spice runner! We have a set

3po!

Why are the storm troopers so useless? Are the helmets completely vision imparing? it also sucks hearing them die more now that I'm very aware that it's real people underneath the dumb helmets

Go away Ben!

Those berries are gonna be important

A skull, Ew (I knew the berries we're gonna be important)

The boys have been caught

Space weasley had enough of his ex boyfriend ordering him around so he conned them all ("I want kylo ren to loose" you sound bitter Hun)

Sea planet!

That is a good space yak, very cool

Deserters! ( They get better aim when they take the helmets off)

Spoopy death wreck (cool knife, fabby seafaring)

Stop hurting my babey she's precious

Go AWAY Ben. (Haha get stabbed)

Leia! (Sad reprise)

I was about to cry over Leia and you gave me back Ben, I don't care about Ben. Why didn't she just kill him? Good people are so annoyingly good (why is Ben so emo?)

Burn baby burn

Why is he here? (Who you gonna call? Ghost uncle)

Double saber? Eppy!

X! Wing!

Gotta save em all (3po, R2 is Ur bestie for a reason!)

Lightning boi, fights, sith (where did they come from?)

I got goosebumps from the backup bit, ooh boy

Ben's there again, apparently he's good now? Death, reverse lighting, (double saber is way cooler, why give it to him) why is he in front of her?

Ah yes, kill the spare

Dead guy's dead, yay!

They all win, the Yaks were important, very cool, big explode, ewoks, big happy

Why is he still alive? GO AWAY BEN!

Nonononono no please no,,,, ewwwwww,,,, nooo (I literally closed my eyes, yes I'm a petty bitch)I would've stood for weirdly connected prankwar cousins, but, Ew.

Yay, safe, woo! reunion! Woo!

That's nice

That was not worth it. (Y'all know what I'm chatting ladies, we deserve better than that)

Aw bb8! Babey!

Rey looks so lost

Group hug!

You get to know who your parents were, and you get to know who your parents were

Her saber is yellow! Sunshine!

A Skywalker! Yessss!

All in all I'm v happy, was good, wasn't the bestest but it was never gonna be, liked it, didn't like some bits (go away Ben) mostly liked it