The ultimate Finnish nightmare is that suddenly you have to speak English in public.
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Mika being forced to dance to German Schlager music with people he doesn't know on the German version of David Letterman 😭😭😭
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Tapio Kinnunen (1934-1981) — A Crazy Nightmare [mixed media on panel, 1974]
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"We liked each other from day one."
I've been trying to source this quote for MONTHS and today my brain finally woke up and I found the original article here and was rewarded with this little subheading 😏
hardly a secret... so true... (here's an english translation btw for anyone who's interested)
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the tv has a recording of ahti cleaning and this astral dude is.. mesmerized.. kneeling in front of it...
inch resting.................
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When the Russian military intentionally ferries crowds of migrants to your border in wintertime, and then accuses your country of human rights violations and being run by fascists when you close the border to them, and they're not even wrong:
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you’re the first one that i’m putting in my pocket!!!!!
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last night i had a nightmare where some woman kept misgendering me. i tried to point at my beard and b like "look, do i really look like a 'miss' to you?" and she just gave me a disgusted look, and kept misgendering me
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I was in Lidl today and while I was in the line waiting for my turn at the checkout(??? I never know how to call this in english!), I already head loud talking in German behind one of the shelves. And I'm from and in Finland, so it happens sometimes but not that often.
It was an older couple, maybe on their 60s and based on the woman's accent, she was probably Finnish who just married this German man. And the German man was talking nonstop. They stood behind me in the line and he was just talking nonstop lmao (And I understood most of what he said which was like, yay for my German skills, but I also kept thinking whether he was thinking no one understands him there lol)
And then when I was packing my groceries and right before I left, I looked at their direction and noticed this man looking at me and smiling or almost grinning, and now I keep wondering whether he saw and recognized the small logo on my hoodie that says "die ärzte".
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more or less just lost the only plausible way i could ever have gotten on testosterone
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Fun things with my grandma (83):
Being angry at the weatherperson because they have been forecasting heavy rain and strong winds for today and none came.
Then saying with her whole damn, 150cm (4’9), tiny ass chest:
”What are all of these weatherpeople WHORING???”
Because ”deliriously uttering/repeating” is ”hourii” and ”whoring” is ”huorii” in our Finnish dialect sksxn
Innocent mistake, grandma, innocent mistake
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