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“squeeze my legs and I’ll draw my sword” does not sound like. hello? what were we doing here.
extremely tempted to buy the 2001 6” Boromir with action feature. for entirely nefarious purposes
#FNFJSJFJSJFJSKFJSJFJJSHF YEAH. YEAH OF COURSE ITS A LEG FEATURE.#2000s action features my beloveds. endlessly fucking funny#nothing will ever top JO Tarzan who fucking yelled while he beat his meat.#and it��s not an action feature but I love $10 12-inch fingerblastin anakin. funniest possible hand mold for a Star Wars figure.#who okayed that. who okayed any of these. I need to purchase both of them immediately
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The midnight horny mood is fingerblastin
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oh so kpop idols be fingerblastin each other during interviews now is that it?
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hot DAMN okay aida!!! idk how you managed to make a single sentence about steve fingerblastin himself the most poetic thing i’ve ever read in my life but 👏 👏 👏 👏
Duty, Betrayed
For @steddiemicrofic's April prompt: fool. 454 words || Explicit || Tags: Jester Eddie, King Steve but literally A king was not supposed to fuck his fool.
A king was supposed to fuck his queen as often as God would let him, to sire heirs that would reign forever and ever. A king was supposed to preserve the legacy of a Name.
And yet, more nights than not, Steve made his way out of his bedchamber and to a small hidden room near the servant's quarters.
By the light of the moon, he pushed aside a tapestry and opened a simple wooden door. He had personally oiled the hinges months ago, shortly after the fool found it. Eddie. His name was Eddie. A name Steve cherished as sure as birds cherished angels.
"I keep thinking that some night I'm going to come here and wait for you, and you just won't show." Eddie didn't look much different than any other man out of his fool's garb. Except for all the ways he did: hair that fell in waves, lips made for kissing and for biting, big brown eyes that had captivated Steve from the moment Christine and her court had shown up at his castle.
Steve liked her, Christine, his queen.
But it was clear that her heart did not belong to him.
And there was this. There was Eddie.
"I used to think that, too," Steve said, dropping his shift to the floor in a heap. He settled onto a straw mattress.
Licking his lips, Eddie joined him, kneeling between his legs while he stripped off his own undergarments and tossed them aside.
"Used to?" Eddie asked. "And which thing is that, my king? That I might not show? Or that you might not?"
Steve drank in the sight of Eddie hovering above him. How the light of the oil lamp gilded him like a king's fortune.
"Both," Steve said, breath stuttering as Eddie's cock pressed against him. Perhaps the truest mark of Steve's betrayal to duty was how he no longer showed up to these liaisons unprepared. This night, he had given his body up before he ever even left his rooms, pressing oil-slicked fingers into himself so that he and Eddie might lie together without delay.
"And you trust I'll be here now?" Eddie asked, easing inside. Steve gripped his shoulders.
"I do."
"And you, my king?" Eddie asked, thrusting deep. "I should trust this of you, too?"
"You should," Steve said, as they writhed together, panting in the night.
"And why is that?" Eddie trembled after it was done, wasted royal seed painted upon his belly.
"Because." Steve held him, tracing his face and hair with a love that would make the great poets weep. "Because, Eddie, the heart and soul of this kingdom both belong to you."
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Gogglebox Watch Gentleman Jack - I reckon this'll be good. Suranne Jones doesn't put her name to any old shite. - Mrs. Lawton, you dirtbag. - Her digits are moving, Mary. - She's fingerblastin' 'er. - She'll have RSI if she carries on like that.
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i stopped paying attention 2 this site & now im regularly fingerblastin a girl
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That’s when the fingerblastin really gets started
This man will make you squirt with or without your help
damn i glad we agree nighteye is extremely bangable. want to ride that man's cock while holding on to his tie for support
Nsnqnmfkel THE TIE that’s what it’s really there for
Honestly this man is just long and lean and 100% rideable. He’d make it rough and nasty and then kiss your eyelids and call you a good girl after. Need me a freak like that
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#ded #SmellinFishy #FingerBlastin #Sicko
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All blue for the drive back to skewl. #fingerblastin #blue #selfie (at The Sia Lair)
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