#finds an old timey scale that measures Evil

[fisheito]

do u think yakumo would be a borzoi or a weiner dog

i have had zero experiences IRL with borzoi and SOME experience with weenie dogs, so. incoming bias

between these two long boyes, i'd place yakumo next to borzoi. just, disproportionately long. and those big eyes 🥺 he seems quiet and elegant at first but..? all i really wanna do is *grabs one end of a garden hose and flings it all over the place*

my bias comes in the form of my cousin's dachshund. dogsitting her was uh, challenging. she was a diva. loud and stubborn. if we're on a walk, she will NOT go anywhere she personally does not want to go. she'd die before she obeyed me. smart but evil. maybe she would act more yakumoesque if i was her favourite person?? so the legends [internet articles] say.

but i was not her favourite. thus, i was subjected to kuyaesque terrors in tiny hotdog form.