#filthposting

[sa-bo]

So I like to think that the time Sanji spent shipwrecked on Buttfuck Nowhere, East Blue absolutely gave him some fucked up eating disorder. I mean we can sorta see a smidgen of it canonically--he's insistent on never wasting food, even using fish bones and guts in his dishes when they fell into that Navy base--but I'm talking REAL fucked up eating disorder. Can't stop looking at things and considering how he can cook it. Can't stop counting the calories in each morsel he lays his eyes on. He sees the nutritional value in the bark on trees and the grass under his feet. If his crew is ever placed in a starvation situation he has contingency plans out the ass. Nobody is going hungry if he can help it.

However he realizes one day that he does the same shit with human meat. He's got a fucked anti-starvation brain that looks at everything and wonders if he can cook it, and he subconsciously does the same thing with humans. And every fucking time he does it he needs to light another cig to calm himself down because that shit is weird and eating humans is gross (nevermind that he knows exactly what to avoid if push comes to shove--avoid the central nervous system, the brain most of all, livers and kidneys are too toxic for consumption, best meat found in the shoulders and calves, check with Chopper for blood diseases).

[fylthboy]

I need to dick down my little brother until it's crying and entirely limp because it's so oversensitive it doesn't even know what to do with itself I need to spit in its mouth and make it thank me I need to get it terrified out of its mind and trigger its incest trauma on purpose and then molest it to make it feel better

[thewrldlooksred]

Grah raagahh raaagagagahahhhhhaaaaaaa on my jump pad rn

RAUAUGGGH HAGAGUUGH AUAUGUHHH UAAUAAGHH [i am also stuck on the jump pad please hgelp]

[boo-moved]

Filth masterpost time

The ancient texts

art by Nikolai <3

I forgot I made this

fic (on tumblr)

Filth ^2

second art also by Nikolai <3

bbygorl

locating

James fic (ao3)

Fic masterlist (on my ao3)

James, my best friend James

gay af

The true reason my old account got banned.../j

posters

Swinger

Did you fuck my dad Montgomery?

[bananacorn-limeade]

He somehow looks even more like the guy in this cartoon than the guy in this cartoon does ❤️

John Waters directing Pink Flamingos

[lyingawxke]

🛌 (-slams this down for Wyn and Mikey-)

Mikey wakes up and realizes that his brand new girlfriend is in his bed. The night before floods back to him, dinner, the barcade, a good date that had ended even better. They had fallen asleep naked, her breasts are uncovered and all Mikey wants is them in his mouth. He gets a devilish idea as he starts to grow aroused.

He ducks under the covers, careful not to wake her just yet. He gently parts her legs apart slowly, coming to rest between them. Mikey begins with long, slow licks as he thinks about how she moaned last night, his unoccupied hand goes between his own legs. He keeps up this slow, gentle pace as he places his mouth over her clit and begins to suck softly.

@lxvingdeadgxrl

[sa-bo]

I'd fuck him ngl

[sonperior]

PS nearly all of my duneposting is happening on twitter now, go follow me there lmao

[danmolloy69]

“Yeah?” He asks. “I’m going to ruin you tonight.”

He parts Armand’s cheeks and licks a slow stripe between them.

danmolloy69​:

“Thats it.” He said softly, watching Armand light up. “So pretty, so eager…” he knew he could get Armand into a frenzy on words alone. He pushed Armand’s legs further apart before laying on his belly between them, carefully teasing his ass with a finger.

His head fell to the side as he moaned at the teasing.

“Daniel…”

He stroked himself slowly as Daniel teased him, a bead of bloody precum at the head of his cock as he looked through his lashes down at his lover.

“Such a good boy you are, Daniel…”

[jonasnightingale]

is the chritsmas eve filthposting done or does anyrbody else want to get anything off their chest

[fllthyfrank]

regards 2 expanding to ig..... it’s  probably gonna be a bit shit for me because i talk so much in the tags usually, and u can’t do that so freely on insta. plus i feel more susceptible to criticism there. i don’t mean in the good way (constructive crit) either- i mean ppl who are gonna think ur cancerous just for being someone who draws fanart in the first place. because that’s a BAD THING!!1!  ..i dunno man. when my art’s been shared to filthposting on FB before there’s always been nothing but good reviews! and i bet FB would be the rudest site to receive feedback from.  it doesnt hurt me anyway it’s way way more off-putting to be ignored than criticized to me. this is long and unnecessary but yall know i love a good rant

[boo-moved]

Filth^5 comes to wish you a happy pride from the five worst fathers and three CEOs

[danmolloy69]

“You’re a little wild card tonight, huh?” Daniel gets everything else off Armand and hikes Armand’s legs up around him. “Get us in whatever position, as long as I end up inside you, I’m happy.”

@auburnandamberangel

“You’re very cute when you’re sleepy” he says, lacing their fingers together. “But I also know you can get un-sleepy very easily.”

[lyingawxke]

My smut tag is #Filthposting please blacklist if you dont want smut on your dash!

[lyingawxke]

"Anything you want." Ezra said, slowly adding another finger and curling the two fingers inside him, going directly for the spot that would wreck the other man. He lets his fingers slide in and out for a few minutes, stopping once in a while to tease Sol before pulling them out carefully. He gets up, goes for his backpack and pulls out a condom. Ezra rolls it on, grabs the lube and gets Sol on his back on the sofa.

lyingawxke​:

“Can you take both?” He asked, genuinely curious and a little bit concerned “or do you want the dildo first and then my dick?” He couldn’t imagine how he would pull the former off, so he was hoping it was the latter. He hadn’t done too much “kinky” stuff and wasn’t sure if this qualified as that, but he was willing to try, since the bottle of lube was pretty full and Sol seemed willing enough.

He whimpered, “Just dick me down- I don’t really care how-” he whispered squirming for a moment as he thought of all the pleasure that was possible and coming his way- It was hard not to be thrilled, especially as he moved his hips down and his toes curled, “I know i can take both but- F-fuck.” he whispered, as his eyes rolled back

[sa-bo]

I'm sorry the fandom is right Ace has insane manwhore vibes, like this guy sucks dick every Friday for $40 each and he'd look crazy good in anything leather. This guy has handkerchiefs hanging from his back pockets. He's never had to pay for a drink. Ace has a favorite brand of lube