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[just-start-the-tape]

finished it.

for the last few episodes of this season of interview with the vampire once they come out I'm probably gonna stay off tumblr until I'm able to watch them because some of y'all do not tag things properly

[xazse]

hear me out...fucking afab gojo in like canon au over his desk and him squirting all over important documents teehee (also like maybe add pussy slapping..its so hot idk why)

AFAB!GOJO x MALE!READER

Notes: pussyslapping really is hot

Pairings: Afab!Gojo x Male!Reader

Tags: Dom!Reader, Crying, pussyslapping, a little bit of manhandling, squirting

“Hold still Satoru, How are we supposed to make you feel even more good if you keep squirming” you inquire in his ear, he tries to answer you but is met by more aching pleasure.

Here you have him sat on your lap, legs spread wide open on either side of your legs, you have him in such an embarrassing, comprising postion. You’ve purposely made him face your desk, facing your important documents that meant a lot to your company.

Your cock is resting painfully under his ass, you’d been trying not to focus on yourself but instead on him, so far he’s only cum two times, that’s not nearly enough in your standards.

“Hnngh.. oh..” Satoru moans knock you out of your thoughts and begin fingering fucking his pussy again, starting the cycle again. He’s so incredibly wet: the slick sounds of you abusing his pussy has him starting up his crying again.

You remove your fingers from him and slap his clit roughly, “No crying remember? We agreed” he cries out while his body twitches upwards.

“My god Satoru, you sound like a fucking woman” you laugh out loud a little and continue your ministrations.

Slipping your fingers back into his cunt, you press a little deeper than before, stretching him out just a little more. He doesn’t know if he can take another orgasm, his body feels like it’s on fire, he can feel everything when you enter him, any attempt to relieve you is met with another harsh clap on his clit, it hurts so bad but he can’t find it in himself to ask you to stop.

He leans his head on your shoulder, looking up at you with so much adoration and love, he whines at you for a kiss, something to distract himself, you obliged, already starting to suck on his tongue lewdly, slurping sounds that make his pussy clench around your fingers. Soft breaths of air leave his lips every-time you part, but you quickly close the gap.

You’d figured it’s enough with the teasing and shift yourself to let your cock free, Satoru is still so impressed just by the size of you, you’re thick, when he had first heard so he expected you to be not so long but he was proven fairly wrong, you were just as long. That night you’d taken his virginity was painful and pleasurable.

You waste no time to filt your cock inside of him, it still hurts even with the two orgasms and how wet he is, you kiss him again to throw his mind somewhere else.

he’s quivering by the end of it, when your whole cock is nestled inside of him just right. You begin fucking up into him, fat cock pistoling into his sensitive hole.

“Feels so.. so good..” “hgnn-“ satoru babbles out. Tears decorate his waterline as you bounce him up and down your cock, you’re damn near abusing his pussy, using him as you would a flesh light, his cum from before is creating a thick ring around where you both meet.

His whole body quakes, you begin rubbing his clit just as roughly as you’re fucking him, as well as moving your fingers at the same pace, he tries to close his legs around the pleasure but you smack his clit again, a throaty whine is presented.

“I’m- im gonna..” “fu..fuck” his breathing speeds up and he’s trying to tell you he’s gonna cum, that he feels weird, everything feels so fucking weird. His legs twitch and he’s squirting, squirting all over your documents, papers, reports, all over your cock. His head is cloudy, he isn’t aware of what just happened, he can hear you scolding him: calling him nasty, a whore, gross all the names in the book, but you know that, that turned you on further, you stand up lifting him up as well.

You forcefully bend him on the desk he had just ruined, no mercy is given when you grab his hips and bounce him on your cock again. He’s just uselessly mewling, from this angle you stare at his swollen red pussy, you seem he needs to squirt one more time before you’re both satisfied.

[mrsaltieri-real]

AHHH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!

OMG love, thank you so much for taking my crazy ethan x reader x chad request <333 i enjoyed it way too much hehe (i hope it wasn't too much of a freaky req)

you're honestly such an amazing writer i can't wait to read more of your upcoming works!

Oh, hey!!!!

Absolutely not too freaky, NEVER too freaky! I absolutely loved it and absolutely loved writing it, it was so much fun! Thank you so much for requesting, please feel free to do so again if you’d like to, my requests are open.

Thank YOU Anon!

Unsure if it showed up in the tags, but here’s the fic if anyone else wants to read!

[echodoesstuff62333]

I feel like I should make a seperate blog for rp stuff just so I dont get stuff mixed up or flood this blog with rp stuff every now and then (yes ik I put tags so it could be filted EX. Koi kaboom + blue budz but idk still)

So uhhh..

[voxmyriad]

I posted 4,932 times in 2022

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Blogs I reblogged the most:

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I tagged 4,867 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#what even are cats - 236 posts

#cal kestis - 230 posts

#anakin skywalker - 214 posts

#obi wan kenobi - 210 posts

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#good stuff - 136 posts

#recovery - 131 posts

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#darth vader - 109 posts

#kenobi show - 107 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#but i remember when there was a trend toward getting emails from a site that let you have whatever domain name you wanted and they all filte

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Sith Obi-wan Kenobi is the most lethal of the enemies, not because he is powerful on the force like Sidius or Vader, but because he has charm, he makes allies, his control over his own power is precise, deadly precise, he has the Jedi training integrated on his body and (depending on how far in his life he is and how canon you want to count his life of absolute misery during his padawanship) years upon years of experience that not many in the galaxy can say that they have and much less survive out of it, he was set on a pad of Infinite Sadness, and he took it, made his feelings fester and grow until one day he decided that he was done, his Fall was a surprise to everyone but himself

I love this song See, THIS is why I like the Sith Obi-Wan AU idea. I think Obi-Wan has a lot of motivation not to fall, but I also think he has a lot of potential points in his life where he could if the wrong thing happened at the wrong time. And if he did, everyone would be fucked, because ALL THESE REASONS.

I love thinking about things like always-a-Sith!Obi-Wan as a general leading the Separatists, I've read a couple good fics like that, but I also like imagining that conversation between Obi-Wan and Dooku going very differently in Attack of the Clones. If Obi-Wan was just a little more tired, or frustrated, if Dooku had focused all his attention on his grandpadawan and taken the sympathetic tack instead of dangling (true) intel because he knew Obi-Wan would never believe it...I don't know, it's a fun what-if to consider.

7 notes - Posted August 14, 2022

#4

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39321261

My Obi Wan is Cal’s father fic. I have two fics in the series so far 😊

Throws this at the Cal Kestis Kenobi crew!

10 notes - Posted August 28, 2022

#3

Hiii I’m Obi-Anon!! About the Anakin god thingy is just because he is son of the Force but you are right is closer to the anti-Christ or straight up Eldrich anomaly lol

Honestly would love to see more fics or art with Anakin as an eldritch manifestation of the Force while he's a little kid, although neither Shmi nor Obi-Wan deserves him being all creepy.

It would be very funny though if his Force powers started manifesting really hard for a short time when he was a little kid. Floating a couple inches off the floor instead of walking until Shmi asks him to stop, things like that. Just doesn't mention this to Obi-Wan or any of the other Jedi because he assumes everyone goes through the "floating instead of walking" phase.

12 notes - Posted August 22, 2022

#2

I'm not even watching the tags, but the posts I've seen on my dash from the sudden Goncharov fandom seem to be encapsulating all the essential elements:

Posts doing deep-dive analyses into cinematography, costuming, characterization, music, and other aspects of this piece of forgotten cinema

Artistic gifsets and fanart and fics

The Ship Wars

This feels like if Christopher Guest had made a mockumentary about a Tumblr Movie Fandom.

14 notes - Posted November 20, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Cal Kestis is Obi-wan’s son, I just know it he was to be!! What other redhead is there that can look so similar to pawadan Obi?! Or is the lack of sleep finally catching up with me?!

Look

Look

"Cal Kestis is Obi-Wan's son" is my favorite Star War conspiracy theory. The timing works out perfectly if Obi-Wan had a delightful evening with a lovely woman on whatever planet he and Qui-Gon visited before Naboo. And no shade to those who love them but I really don't care much at all about Satine or Korkie or especially Korkie's parentage

At this point unless they disprove it in canon I'm just embracing the madness that is Cal Kestis Kenobi.

23 notes - Posted August 26, 2022

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[evigtlivihimlen]

Andliga Manifestationer!

ANDLIGA MANIFESTATIONER!

Jag älskar intensivt Guds Ord, och att försvara Kristi lära och trons grunder är av livs- och evighetsvikt. Men jag älskar lika intensivt när Guds härlighet, Hans makt, närvaro och livgivande kraft manifesterar sig i oss troende.

När Gud möter människan med Sin kraft för att bota sjukdomar, hela sargade själar, fylla hela vårt väsen med Sin härlighets kraft och liv, ja, då märks och känns det till ande, själ och kropp. När det Gudomliga möter den lilla människan så kan det ibland bli kraftiga andliga manifestationer såsom ”skratt i Anden” (vilket frigör, är läkande), falla under Guds kraft, rulla runt på golvet, springa runt då Guds andliga eld griper tag, ”sång i Anden”, ”dans i Anden”, ”rop i Anden” m m. Ofta resulterar sådana påtagliga möten med Jesus att man blir mer helad och fri, mer överlåten, har lättare att vandra i helgelse, upplever Jesu närvaro mer påtagligt i vardagen o s v.

Gud vill och kan inte placeras i en av människans ”egensnickrade låda”, där ”vi” bestämmer hur Han får verka, vad Han får göra. Där ”lådan” bestäms utifrån våra egna knappa erfarenheter och föreställningar. Så länge de andliga manifestationerna inte direkt och påtagligt strider mot Guds Ord så är det vansinne att angripa det, i synnerhet om man försöker koppla det till new age-metodik eller annat ockult, då gör man ju exakt detsamma som fariseerna som anklagade Jesus för att verka i en ond ande. Visst finns det felaktigheter i karismatiska möten med manifestationer, själiska influenser och inslag vilket inte går att utesluta eftersom människan fortfarande är just människa. Men, de äkta andliga manifestationerna finns också där desto mer, ibland övergår det själiska till andligt och tvärtom och vi ska ha överseende med sådant. Ja, ibland dyker också fienden upp med sina onda manifestationer, men detta är via några få enskilda som öppnat upp sig för sådant, det märks väldigt tydligt för de ”andligt sinnade” när så är fallet. De andliga ledarna på mötet ska då ta itu med det så fiendens manifestation inte får stjäla uppmärksamheten och fokus från Jesus.

Ibland förundras jag över "kritikerna", hur föreställer de sig egentligen att det är för de troende som blivit döpta med den Helige Ande och Guds heliga eld (Jesus skulle just göra detta för de troende, läs Matt.3:11, Apg.2:1-18). T ex Guds ”andliga eld” som möter en människa, tror "de" att det är en lätt krusning, en liten välbehagskänsla? "Jaha, nu kom visst Guds eld till mig, trevligt". Guds Eld skakar om, bränner bort dåliga saker, ger oerhörd kraft och inspiration, det är Heligt och man fylls av bävan, Gudsrespekt och vördnad. Det är omöjligt att vara stilla, slappa och "ta det lugnt" när denna heliga och andliga eld griper tag!

Dessa andliga manifestationer är heller inget nytt, de har funnits i tusentals år i de kristna väckelseskeendena, hundratals böcker skildrar detta ingående, motståndet är likaså lika gammalt, ”intet nytt under solen”. Slutligen så går det alldeles utmärkt att uppleva Gud stillsamt, bli kraftigt välsignad utan synbara manifestationer, jag har upplevt både det ena och det andra, det är Jesus som mött mig på båda sätten i karismatiska möten. Hemmavid är det oftast det stillsamma mötet som gäller, om än i gråt eller skratt då jag får uppleva Jesu kärleks närvaro, frid och glädje. Ibland när Guds Härlighet har omslutit och genomsyrat hela mig eller Jesu kärlek varit som en varm filt i mitt innersta så har tid och rum blivit mindre viktigt och man bara vill i stillhet förbli hos Jesus utan minsta synliga effekt, men på insidan däremot…Men, de karismatiska mötena är till för att människor ska få radikala genombrott i sina liv, och då kommer ofta Allsmäktig Gud med väldig kraft, för att sätta fri och förvandla, detta märks då ofta i just de för en del så frånstötande manifestationerna. Bli käre vän inte stött, lär dig istället och öppna hjärtat för Jesus, be att Han visar dig, möter dig och fyller dig med Sin Härlighets kraft, de där ”livgivande strömmarna av levande vatten”…

Den s k "Bibeltrogna kristenheten": de väckelsekristna, karismatikerna, trosrörelsen m fl, alltså de troende i landet som inte vill vara traditionellt eller oandligt ”Religiösa”, typ lagiska, rituella eller liberalteologiska, ja, dessa kära syskon tycks idag ha svårt att bejaka Både Ordet och Anden. Det tycks vara antingen eller?! Dessutom gräver de ner sig i skyttegravar och skjuter skarpt mot varandra i ett sorts "de Bibeltrognas inbördeskrig", förvirrat och bisarrt… Klassisk Väckelsekristendom, den tidigare Bibeltrogna kristenheten var alltså Bådeock, de hade och levde ut både Ordet och Anden, där man inte kompromissade med kristna trons grunder och där man alltså bejakade Andens manifestationer fullt ut utan vare sig rädsla eller fördomar. Vissa s k ”väktare på muren” jagar fel hos minsta lilla andliga manifestation åberopandes försvar för kristna tron likt ett eko från Jesu tids fariseer. Visst finns det själiska influenser men det utesluter inte äkta andlig vara. Och vissa karismatiker söker enbart andliga manifestationer utan att vara fast grundade i Ordet, så lätt svävar man iväg i en farlig liberalteologisk dans utan att ens märka vilken väg de slagit in på. Nej, kära syskon, gräv ner stridsyxan, ta varandra i hand och lär av varandra istället. Komplettera och korrigera i kärlek.

"Karismatiker" börja läsa er Bibel, Alla sidor av den, och ni kan i trygghet få uppleva nya andliga höjder. Ni ”Bibelsprängda” väktare på muren öppna era hjärtan för Jesus och Hans väldiga närvaro och kraft (lär av karismatikerna) så får ni egna andliga erfarenheter, och då börjar ni skjuta skarpt enbart åt rätt håll (liberalteologi/ oandlig ”religiositet”) och inte mot sådant som Ordet inte alls fördömer. I överlag så går t ex Paulus massivt tillrätta med felaktigheter och angrepp inte mot "andliga manifestationer" utan mot falsk och vilseledande lära. Han försvarar de kristna trosgrunderna gentemot villoläror, också bristande överlåtelse och helgelse tillrättavisar Paulus. Andens liv och kraftgärningar (som ingår i "andliga manifestationer) försvarar Paulus och lyfter fram som självklara och nödvändiga, läs t ex 1 Korintierbrevet kapitel 1, 2 och 12 (Andens nådegåvor) eller Romarbrevet kapitel 8. Andliga manifestationer har faktiskt "högt i tak" i Bibeln, vi finner inte där alls mycket av den sorts kritik som idag levereras gentemot andliga manifestationer. Och läser vi Apostlagärningarna som är själva förebilden och "mallen" för hur en Guds församling ska fungera så är det ju uppenbart att Guds rike, de troende ska leva och verka i Guds övernaturliga kraftgärningar; Lärjungarna blev uppfyllda av Helige Ande, ständiga helandemirakler, under och tecken och Andens manifestationer, detta Bibliska brev kunde lika gärna hetat "Helige Andes gärningar"! Väckelseperioder historien igenom har alltid varit ett återvändande till "apostlagärningarna" i hur församling och troende lever och verkar…Paulus var själv förresten ibland "från sina sinnen" eller i extas för Gud (2 Kor.5:13)…

En Gudsman sade: ”If you only have the word you dry out, if you only have the spirit you fly away, but if you have both the Word and the Spirit you Grow up”… En annan Gudsman (Lewi Pethrus) sade: "Det är bättre att det kokar över än att det inte kokar alls", alltså just angående andliga manifestationer.

Självfallet finns det många enskilda som har Både Ordet och Anden, men i det stora hela finns tydligt vissa grupperingar som skjuter på varandra. Det nu sagda är till för att de må sänka sina vapen och sluta med att skjuta på de egna och istället rikta angreppen på den verkliga fienden som är: liberalteologin, världens ande som infiltrerar församlingarna samt det oandligt "religiösa väsendet", en sorts död traditionell religiositet som bara visar upp ett religiöst beteende utan att ha Andens verkliga liv. Vi har nu alla sista tiden sett så många överlåtna, Bibeltrogna och Jesusälskande trossyskon våldsamt angripa varandra, vilket är vansinne, och fiendens absoluta drömscenario! Slut på det nu!! Ta varandra i hand, försonas, förlåt och välsigna. Låt bli det du inte förstår av andlighet och ta tid att lära istället. Enbart korrigera bestämt och kompromisslöst, men i kärlek det som uppenbart och i sanning är fel enligt Guds Ord. Gör så allt och alla i nämnda grupperingar och ni tar Jesus i hand istället för fienden, då kan väckelse bli till kära syskon…

[vypridae]

pl..ase tag all of your hazbin stuff with th.. hazbin hot..l tag not just th.. charact..r tags it mak..s it hard to filt..r stuff /nm

WAAUHDHD SORRY !!!! ILL GO THROUGH AND EDIT THAT AFTER I GET READY

[tawa2tawa]

You can also find me on Bluesky if you use other social media sites! I'm fairly active on there!

[tryingtounderstandbrainheart]

2023/2024

Det är snart 2024. Ett nytt år här i Malmö. Jag har börjat skissa på lite planer/mål och det var himla skönt. Det var sådär…ja just det, jag skulle ju inte bara gå på dedär bandet jag byggt som blev tråkigt. Istället började jag sådär…var Vill jag bygga nya vägar? Jag tillät mig in i den världen. Vad…vill jag? Plötsligt kom vågar av energi och glädje, det bara började kännas mer rätt. Mer…jag. Åh, fatta om man skulle…! Det ska ju liksom inte bara vara drömmar. Fatta vad häftigt om man…! Det är ju det man ska gå efter. Det är ju då det blir sådär epic. Men fortsätter man på pissebandet så blir det mer meh och piss och olycklighet och…skit. Nä, fuck that bleeping noice ärligt talat. Livet är för bra för det!

Jag ser ju det. Jag kan ju bygga vafan jag damn behagar. Det är lite bleeping insane. Resa dit? Prova det? Sure! Let’s do that! Oså…ser mitt liv inte ut som jag kom ihåg det. Plats, pengar, position – it’s all changeable. Vi ska väl fylla det med sånt som…Vi gillar? Ingen bryr sig om jag går vidare på mitt pisseband. Åh vad tråkigt, stackars dig, säger de och fortsätter på sina band. Men det är jag som avgör…hur mitt liv ska se ut. Även om det känns som att jag nästan valt tåg så har jag ju inte det. Det var ju mest så som funkade då, det var bra ett tag men jag växer och mina rötter gnäller. Större kruka!

Ny näring på ingång. Jag ser den där. Det är dags att plocka ner den. Han har hjälpt mig att våga åka. Kom, sätt dig här. Livrädd. Det är inte så farligt. Han har lett mig ut på tivolit, lärt mig att röra vid vagnarna och faktiskt prova sitta i tekoppen. En liten stund. Men det går lite fort och det är läskigt. Nånstans så känner jag…att jag ska äga en sån. Den är din. Att jag är på väg mot det utan att veta om det. Att jag tränas i det nu.

Aries MC. DET är jag liksom. Plötsligt blir saker…jävligt annorlunda. Plötsligt ser jag hur det som jag trodde var påsar jag drog på, faktiskt är…Vingar. Som att hur faaan har jag lyckats missa…Det?! Det såg ju ut som smutsiga störiga plastpåsar som mest satt fast i mig. Bort! Upptäckten då att…i ljuset så bara…eh…varför har den här plastpåsen…å-ådror?? Omg. OMG! *gaasp*

Jag är ju den jag är. Jag vill ju det jag vill. Jag vet inte vem som fått mig att tro att det är fel men… ja visst är det så. Passa in och vara kuggen. Vara den som jag fick plats till, inte mer. Här har du stol 124, det är du. Hur är man här? Hur kan jag sticka ut så mycket att jag är grå? Det är äckligt men jag har ju fortsatt. Nä här kan jag inte vara mig själv för då tar jag för mycket plats. Då tar jag ju över…! Ingen annan fick ju komma i skymundan! Och mina vingar…they kinda huge.

Jag kan inte vara kvar där. jag måste ha en ny kruka, det är så obvious nu. Jag kan landa där, som en oas men det är ett sjukhus som är gjort för brutna delar. Jag vet inte jag tror inte jag fattade det. Varför funkar det inte lika bra längre? Varför känns det som att jag inte får plats längre? Varför känner jag mig så stor nu? Men benet funkar inte alltid och då är det skönt att krypa dit och bara få lite saft och filt.

…

[xazse]

z.. your work is so good im gonna shit myself.

can i pretty please request a bunny girl reader who's just like so clingy? Always begging to cockwarm scara or suck on his fingers while he's working?

AHHSJSAHSJ I WANT TO ANNOY HIM TJLL HE POUNDS ME INTO THE TABLE 🤞🤞

SCARAMOUCHE X BUNNYGIRL!READER

Notes: I’m so happy when you guys compliment my work it drives me crazy <333 esp comments like that they’re so funny to read.

Pairings: Scaramouche x Bunnygirl!Reader

Tags: Mean Scaramouche!, Throatfucking(with his fingers), and this is def not proofread

Scaramouche sees two bouncy ears in front of his desk: that’s all he sees, his face scrunches up, this is another feeble attempt of yours to scare him and everytime it ends with him catching you in the middle of it and for some reason you still haven’t learned your lesson. He’ll satiate you this time, he hums out loud and your ears stiff and he can hear light giggles.

You finally round the side of his desk and pop up with your nails out and a half attempt at a scary face: Ridiculous. He jumps in surprise and your face lights up a million before more giggles are spilling from your mouth. he focuses back on his work, fingers scribbling away at the various papers that are near due. You filt your head inbetween the gap in his arms and pull your body to sit on his lap.

Not even 10 minutes have passed and you’re already pushing your ass against his crotch, Scaramouche prides himself in not getting worked up so easily so while you futilely bounce he’s just enjoying the view of his poor bunny trying to get off.

Of course you can’t, not without his help a couple more minutes pass of him ignoring you, you can’t tell if he’s laughing when he lets out a breath of air but even that frustrates you and you promptly stand up and walk out, and he doesn’t like that when he calls out to you: you ignore him and even slam his goddamn door?

He assumes you’re embarrassed because the next couple of days you’re avoiding him like the plague but with him returning your energy it doesn’t take long for you to be on the floor, hands leaning on his legs begging for his attention, your long floppy ears downturned in submission, attempting to show him just how sorry you are.

He can also tell by glancing in your eyes that you’re bothered, lusty eyes filled with love for him and just for him, you’re also shifting from side to side in your tight panties. Speaking of said panties they just outline your pretty cunt so good: pressing against your crevices.

He wants to see something, so he stops his writing and offers you a hand, a finger in fact, you don’t waste any time wrapping your greedy lips around it to appease him, here you are sat on the floor like a mutt: sucking on his finger. He lets you do as you want, pulling off to the tip of his finger just to pull back in to the end of his finger, not once have you broke eye contact.

Rough fingers grab your chin with no sense of softness, forcing you to look up towards the ceiling, he pulls his fingers out of your mouth just to push two towards the back of your throat over and over: little cute gags leave your mouth along with whines.

You can practically feel your clit throbbing beneath these suffocating panties, you can’t even attempt to get rid of the pains not until scaras done fucking your throat with his fingers

Finally does he prop you up on his desk, whilst ripping your panties off in the process, he delivers a slap to your cunt to find your soaked. You flinch but eventually lean into it more. He finally unbuckles his shorts and lines himself up with your hole, finding it so good the way you unconsciously suck him in, a hiss leaves his teeth just from the tightness of you alone. You take to humping along his length most likely trying to take control: and he’s having none of that, you’ve made him wait far too long.

He pushes all the way in, in one stroke, Scaramouche is moreso longer than he is thick, it’s not hard for him to already be pressing on your sweet spot, a wanton moan leaves your lips, fingers digging into his desk. He doesn’t let you adjust either, you don’t deserve that right. His thrusts are mean as his hips meet your ass, the slick sounds of your pussy tossed around the room as he uses you like a damn toy. You don’t feel your mind even register his voice as he degrades you.

“Slut, I’ve barely even started and you’re already reduced to nothing.” And nothing your really reduced to, not when he’s bouncing you on his cock.

“Cu-“ “mmmh..”

“Speak properly” he chides, his voice is wavering as he spreads your legs further, giving him an even better angle to fuck you in. He knows you want your clit played with, knows you want his skilled fingers to dance along and push you over the edge already, but he decides against this to drag your orgasm out as long as he sees fit.

[fannynilsson]

Inte kört häst på 1,5 vecka nu och är redan deprimerad.

Jag har nog aldrig haft såhär många jävla sjukdomar och problem samtidigt! 😂 Att vara gravid betyder ju lix att tappa ALL sin värdighet, så jag kan ju lika gärna berätta hur långt åt helvete det är just nu!

Har varit förkyld i snart 3?? Veckor. Vilket från början resulterade i att efter en vecka med gravidklåda och inte kunnat sova pga det, så kunde jag inte heller sova veckan efter det pga kunde inte andas längre, så fick sitta o sova korta stunder pga SÅ JÄVLA TÄT i andningen. Sovit med fönster öppet i eget rum för att få nåt jävla syre in i kroppen.

Nu när första klådaomgången var avklarad (trodde jag) och inte lika snuvig längre, då tar hostan över och nästa klådavåg hälsarpå. Så då hostar jag för djupt ibland för att få upp slemmet så jag kräks, och iomed klådaproblemen är jag så svullen att inget stopp för kiss finns längre heller. Jag har ingen gång under dessa veckor varit hemma för besvären heller, och nu när jag lix hade jobbdatorn hemma har jag jobbat hemifrån idag med. Men efter x antal ombyten och grin för jag är så JÄÄÄÄÄÄÖVLA LESS PÅ VA SÅ SATANS ÄCKLIG!!!!!!!!!!! Så fick jag sitta på en jävla handduk i morgonrock med bar underkropp och en filt över benen för att få det att funka att sitta vid datorn 😭🤣

Har då också i smärtpaniken ringt alla Sveriges vårdavdelningar utan att få tag i nåt vettigt! (Blir så jävla uppgiven) började med 1177 som kopplade mig till specialistmödravården eller förlossningen eller vafan de va för ställe, dom tyckte jag skulle prata med min barnmorska. Ringde barnmorskan men hon hade inte öppnat telefontiden än.. Sitter efteråt i telefon med våran webbansvarige och MISSAR TELEFONTIDEN hos barnmorskan med 1 minut 🥲 så ringer då sjuksköterska.. aa dom skulle ringa upp kl 15. 😑 Blir då tillsist uppringd och jag berättar problemet och säger att jag är JÄVLIGT desperat, så en läkare kunde tillsist ringa upp mig vid 4. Han ringde strax innan 5, och tyckte också jag skulle prata med barnmorska, men hon var tydligen ledig dessutom. Så han skriver ut nå tabletter mot klåda, som man måste hämta på apoteket.

MEN JAG KAN INTE GÅ FÖR JAG ÄR SÅ SVULLEN OCH SÅRIG NU, och få nån annan jävel att hämta ut recept på apotek går ju inte 🙃

Så NU FINNS DE FAN INGEN ANNAN UTVÄG ÄN ATT BA GÅ O SJÄLVDÖ I NÅN SUR JÄVLA BÄCK

Så kläcker isak ur sig, ”de e jävligt många som har covid nu, du tror inte att det är de du har eftersom du aldrig blir frisk?”

Really? Ska jag ha det nu också? Vetuvad det faking räcker nu. DET RÄCKER

Däremot så har jag knäckt nöten kring kategorier på hemsidan vi håller på bygga, tack vare att webbsnubben äntligen svara i telefon. Så DET va ju positivt iaf. Tänkte att det hade känts skönt att få till skotersegmentet på hemsidan innan ja kastar in handduken iaf.

Aja nu har jag slut på klag nu får vi sova hejdå! (Om man hade kunnat hahaaaaaaaa) 🔫

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Zack Snyder's Justice League: Part II

by AnarchyRules

"Darkseid is not finished with Earth. The Anti-Life Equation is here somewhere. We have to find it before he does. There's a war coming."

The Justice League unite to stand against the oncoming darkness brought about by Darkseid and his army built from the carcassess of a hundred thousand worlds.

The sequel that we all deserve. Inspired by the storyboards based on Snyder's original plans for the film but retooled to filt the version of the story we got in Zack Snyder's Justice League so no Bruce/Lois lovechild.

Words: 1496, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League (2017), DC Extended Universe, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Man of Steel (2013), Wonder Woman - All Media Types, Wonder Woman (Movies - Jenkins), Aquaman (2018)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Victor Stone, Arthur Curry (DCU), Lois Lane, Barry Allen, Diana (Wonder Woman), Joker (DCU), Slade Wilson, Calvin Swanwick | Martian Manhunter, Dick Grayson

Relationships: Clark Kent/Lois Lane, Diana (Wonder Woman)/Bruce Wayne, Arthur Curry/Mera (DCU)

Additional Tags: Post-Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021), Movie: Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021), Canon Compliant - Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021), Sequel

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/47881408

[promilo]

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[notquiteaghost]

For a 5 sentence fic prompt: "Cody, No."

“Cody, no.”

Cody keeps walking, slowly but purposefully. Waxer twists to stare pleadingly at Fox instead.

When Cody had said, just after the General signed off to make Waxer’s promotion official, Next time we’re on Coruscant, we’re getting you shitfaced, Waxer had thought that meant 79′s. Or rotgut in the Corrie bunks.

Not some lowest-levels bar, haphazardly set up in what might’ve once been a warehouse, run by natborns, patrons also all natborns and almost all visibly armed. Waxer’s pretty sure the only reason Fox should be in this place is to shut it down.

He should’ve expected this, though. That’s probably the entire appeal.

And now some guy’s said something, just loud enough to carry over the ambient noise, and Waxer didn’t hear what it was but going by the look that washed over Cody’s face it was nothing good.

“Listen, kid,” Fox says, as Cody shoves his way to the guy’s table and says something quietly, “That’s not how you Cody-wrangle.”

Waxer blinks at him incredulously. Someone else at the table has pulled a knife.

“Telling Cody not to do something,” Fox continues, like he’s offering advice on weapons maintenance, “means he will do it. No matter what it is. What you do instead is distract him -- you know why we’re not at 79s?”

Waxer’s never spent any time with Fox before, so he’s not earned the right to say ‘Cause the two of you are insane even by vod’e standards. But almost every minute since his impromptu field promotion has demonstrated very effectively that officers are a level of utter karking batshit Waxer didn’t think a person could be and still be functional.

Cody’s about to pick a fight with some natborn civvie who’s likely wanted for murder at least, and that’s not even the worst thing Waxer’s seen him do this week.

“‘Cause you’re two of the highest ranking officers in the whole GAR?” He asks, carefully.

Cody grabs the guy by the front of their shirt, pulls them up out their seat, and shoves them up against the wall. He’s holding the other guy’s knife, now, to the first guy’s neck.

“‘Cause no one’ll pick a fight with a commander,” Fox agrees.

A third guy, the biggest of the group, swings a punch at Cody’s head.

Everything gets hard to follow, after that.

When the dust settles, Cody’s stood over a lot of unconscious people and a couple corpses. He’s up to three knives, and he looks incredibly pleased with himself.

He walks back over to their table, drops the knives in front of Fox, steals the last of Fox’s drink, and says, “Cody, yes.”

[ivi-prism]

We celebrate OWV by having Fundy loosing his marbles at the hermits

Just some moments I adore of Fundy about to lose it over the hermits being hermits in this fic https://archiveofourown.org/works/27940628/chapters/68426645

Because thats how I celebrate ao3 milestones <3

This quite long so for convinience I will put it under a read more

(There are other smaller moments but this are some of my favs :3)

Chapter 5: Fundy learns about the Cinnabon Shop

"I feel like I’m going to hate this" Fundy said with a nervous but excited energy in his voice

"That is a way to put it" Iskall answered smiling

Fundy waited for Grian to open the door but the blond just looked at him right back. So he stepped forward and pushed the door just to enter and freeze in place.

"What the fuck" he said loudly this time. Hearing the two Hermits behind him laugh at his reaction. He turned around.

"Who is crazy enough to do this?!" He said pointing at the conveyor belt made of at least 12 ancient debri.

Grian just laughed harder while Iskall approached

"Is not just this" the cyborg replied taking a pickaxe out of their inventory and mining one of the debri and then pressing a button that pushed another ancient debri forward

"Is like this for all of these"

Fundy just stood there. Confused, amazed and possibly terrified. He thought the ice shop was weird but they had a shop for ancient debri? That they called ‘The Cinnabon Shop’ ?

No wonder three stacks of diamonds was just pocket money for them!

Chapter 7: False's vertical boat

And then he saw a boat going upwards vertically through a water stream.

"What is-" Fundy was going to ask

"A futuristic boat going up a water stream" False explained with finality, no room for questions.

Fundy had seen a lot of things in the last couple of hours, but for some reason a vertical boat was the thing that was going to make him lose his marbles.

"Boats don’t work like that. How... just… HOW?!" He questioned again but the builder besides him just answered "Is just a vertical boat"

He had seen boats and ships since a young age and that just wasn’t how a naval vessel should work. He could deal with stupidly big structures made by a single person but a vertical boat? That crossed the line!

"False! what do you mean is just a vertical boat?!"

The blonde tried to keep her composed air, but the level of investment Fundy had in this particular thing was truly endearing, so she giggled.

"False!" Fundy said indignantly. His tail fluffing up and his ears pulled back a bit, had he more fur he would have puffed out by now. He was even pouting like a small child.

"I told you Fundy. Is a futuristic boat going up a water stream"

"That looks like a regular boat! Why is it vertical?!" Fundy demanded to know

False just laughed

Chapter 8: Fundy reacts to Impulse's base

"Iskall is that another base?" Fundy asked directing their attention forward

"Yup! That’s Impulse’s base!"

Fundy had looked at it at first while practicing with the elytra, he dismissed it since he assumed it was an important building for the server considering it’s magnitude and technological appearance. But after seeing False’s base he realized the structure was probably just another insane creation done by one Hermit to use as a base.

"Why do you guys need such big bases?" Fundy asked, now noticing that the pyramid had a foundation that went all the way down to the sea floor. Because of course it did.

"Well some of us just like to make big builds" Iskall explained "Some Hermits like Impulse just have a bunch of farms in their bases so they need the space to fit them all. The lower part of his base is a a kelp and drowned farm’" they said, pointing at the subaquatic section of the pyramid

"How long does it usually take you guys to complete these things?"

"Hmm. Well depends how much time you put into them. My tree is not finished yet and I have spent months working in it, but I work on it from time to time instead of constantly. Other Hermits spend a ton of time in their bases and they finish them pretty quick. And then you have people like Impulse who has rebuilt his pyramid like three times all in under two months"

Fundy blinked. And then he blinked again.

"What?" he asked trying to find a reason why someone would re-do such a massive structure

"Oh yeah. Impulse tore his base down and built it back up again three times now. First just to make it one block higher and the other two times because he didn’t like the color he used for the accents" Iskall said. Tone painfully casual

Fundy would have violently reacted but he was in the air and he couldn’t express his disbelief appropriately. Instead he decided to be concise

"What the fuck is wrong with you people?"

Iskall laughed at that

"No. I’m serious! What the fuck?!" Fundy insisted, his disbelief sounding almost like anger

Iskall just laughed even harder at his reaction.

"Iskall!’ he whined demanding answers

"Sorry. Sorry dude" Iskall said between laughs and chuckles trying to settle down "Is just. You sound so angry"

"I am angry! You are all ridiculous! and nobody has given me an explanation aside from ‘it looks nice, it looks cool, I just wanted to do it’ who wouldn’t be mad?!"

Chapter 12: This is a STARTER BASE?

"Is the mansion outside your base?" Fundy asked, still looking around the place.

"Yup! That 's my base!" Grian said proudly

"So… this is...?"

"Oh, this is just my starter base" Grian answered nonchalantly "We often create a small base when we arrived to a new world while we get settled down and get resources to work on our main base"

Fundy gritted his teeth.

Small? He hadn’t looked around but it looked like this place had at least two floors and many parts branching off. This would be a very cozy place to have back in DSMP. And here it was just… a starter base? What?

Grian turned around to look at him. ‘You okay?’ he asked.

Fundy’s ears perked up "Yeah! Just… you guys are insane! It is kinda infurating how you do all this stuff and then dismiss it" he said with a huff "Your ‘small base’ would be a really nice place back home."

Chapter 13: the HermitGrind and their farms are about to make a Fox commit violence

"The blocks in the ceiling…is that dark prismarine?"

"Yep!" Grian replied

Fundy had never used that block before, but he knew those could only be acquired by dying prismarine blocks or mining them from ocean monuments. The question was… how in the entire universe had Grian managed to get enough for his stupidly big build? There was no way of knowing for sure, but he could estimate the ceiling was made up of at least a thousand dark prismarine blocks.

"How did you-" Fundy was about to ask, eyes opened comically wide.

"Oh I didn’t. I bought all of those from the shopping district" Grian laughed.

Then which Hermit was the lunatic that had gathered this? And how?

"Okay well, and who did it then?" Fundy asked

"Impulse! He has an elder guardian farm and he supplies all of us with all the blocks we could need from ocean monuments: all types of prismarine and sea lanterns for example."

At the mention of sea lanterns, Fundy remembered the gigantic sphere of lights that rested just under the glass dome of False’s base.

Could a single person really manage to do all of that?

"What about the concrete?" he asked, only now taking into account the ridiculous amount of grey and light grey concrete that made up a majority of the mansion.

"There are two shops that sell concrete, but many of us also just craft our own" Grian said "I clearly bought mine" he added.

Fundy did the mental gymnastics. Concrete required gravel, sand and one piece of dye to craft.

He looked at this- this thing in front of him and just had to word the equal fascination and horror that grew in his mind.

"How do you even produce that much concrete? False’s giant tower and her city looked like it was also made from concrete..." He huffed.

Grian just smiled and waved a netherite shovel from his inventory around. "With this… and a lot of patience"

Fundy just looked at the blond. His disbelief must have been visible on his face because Grian added:

"We build farms but some tasks just can’t be automated. So you just have to take a day off and grind away." He shrugged.

Fundy blinked, ears perking up and tail fluffing up. "No way."

"Yes way" replied Grian smiling.

"No fucking way! You just dig sand and gravel for hours!?"

"Days" Grian clarified.

"DAYS?!"

"Well… I mean… that is if you are a Hermit who needs things immediately, or if you have to stock a concrete shop. Otherwise you would go to the barge and buy it from there in bulk."

Well that did make sense, they all had a lot of diamonds apparently, but same as the concrete, someone had to dig all that…and if the Hermits bought from the barge-

Fundy looked at Grian who smiled sweetly in return, making Fundy’s hands clench a bit.

"How?"

"With a lot of shovels and patience" Grian answered.

Fundy grabbed the blond’s collar "Grian!" he whined in disbelief.

The blond just laughed.

Chapter 14: Sir your base is freaking alive? WHAT?

“I gave Fundy a tour of your base” Grian said

“You did?” Mumbo asked

“Why did you give it lives?” Fundy asked

“It looked like a cool idea” Mumbo admitted

Great. So Fundy could add to the list of reasons Hermits did crazy things 'it was cool’ as another reason.

Both Grian and Scar chuckled and Mumbo looked confused “What?”

“I think Fundy is about done with all of us” Grian answered

“You don’t say” Fundy replied clenching his fist enraged at how utterly ridiculous they could get

“Wot? But I did nothing!” Mumbo replied chuckling nervously

“Oop” Grian manage to say looking away and trying not to laugh

Fundy threw his hands up in a clear sign of annoyance. His tail fluffing up “Building a giant temple with stuff around it and giving it a beating heart and systems to simulate it’s alive is not nothing!” Fundy complained

Grian and Scar laughing out loud with Mumbo just looking dumbfounded but smiling unapologetically just stirred Fundy more.

Chapter 18: Scar's chest monster

“Scar what the FUCK is this!?” Fundy complained the moment he landed at a gigantic chest monster he had spotted when flying away from Scar’s Big Dig.

“Oh. Is just my chest monster” Scar replied nonchalant

Fundy just looked around. There had to be at least one hundred or maybe two hundred shulker boxes thrown around, not even counting the ridiculous amounts of double chests also scattered throughout all the place.

“No! Grian’s mess is a chest monster! This is just a leviathan!” Fundy kept on complaining completely done for today

The taller builder just laughed.

“It is all my resources organzied. I keep them all here so I don’t have to travel between the Magic Village and here for materials” Scar explained

Organized materials. Organized his ass. Fundy was sure he was going to open one of those things and it was going to be a horror show. He approached a double chest labeled as ‘wood’

“Can I open this?” He asked

“Sure” Scar said

Fundy did just to find stack upon stack of sand.

Sand.

Sand.

A chest labeled ‘wood’ was filled with sand.

He slammed the chest closed and stood up, throwing his arms up, annoyed

“I’m so done with you! I’m so done with all of you!” He complained

Scar laughed some more “Wait Fundy-”

“Wait no!” the fox said looking at Scar with a serious face “You Hermits are so cool but I can’t with all of you. All of you are ridiculous! This is too much for me! I’m going back to the omega tree!”

Chapter 19: What IDIOT would do this?

(My fav introduction to a Hermit so far)

He approached the end of the jungle and had to land on a tree just to take in the view in front of him.

The evil tower was not just over a hill but that hill and it’s surroundings had been terraformed with blackstone and lava, and if he had to guess based on the previous experiences that was all placed by hand. An entire landscape had been terraformed with blackstone and rivers of lava.

A handmade blackstone landscape.

Of blackstone .

The same blackstone that was only available in basalt deltas and bastions in the nether.

Oh. So that’s why Iskall had said the tower was just a part of the base. The entire biome was probably handmade for the base.

Fundy scoffed, and then he laughed in disbelief.

Surely Scar’s Big Dig had taken a lot of time by excavating such a gigantic hole all the way to bedrock, but his builds were made in concrete, still costly but still relatively easy to get because everything was on the overworld.

But getting enough lava and blackstone by hand to terraform such a big area was another thing.

Grind in the nether? For blackstone? In the basalt deltas?

Nope. These people were crazy, truly ridiculous, they had no regard for common sense or decency. This was awful.

As an admin specialized in terraforming worlds this was horrifying to see. He was going to see this on his nightmares, no one would believe him.

A handmade basalt biome on the overworld? Yeah right.

And that was ignoring everything else. If he looked past the custom biome he saw a pit the size of his house or even bigger on one side with the replica of a spaceship built inside of it like it was a hangar for the vehicle. He also saw what seemed to be blueprints for another build in the distance, and a…. small sand igloo? And even if that was tame, if he looked further in the mesa, past the desert, there was some sort of white building with black accents big enough to be seen from where he stood. And also a gigantic drill?

Yeah! The big evil tower did seem just like a part of the base with all these pieces, and still it was gigantic.

And it was on a custom biome.

If Fundy didn't lose it before he was definitely going to lose it now. And this was just his third day here, how was he supposed to go back and see regular buildings the same?

How was he even supposed to talk to the idiot that went and made a handmade blackstone biome?

His answers were immediately answered when his communicator rang with an incoming call. He took it out and looked at the screen.

[Incoming call from Rendog]

Chapter 20: this damned terraformers I swear

“Why not build digital blueprints?” Fundy asked

“Sometimes the sense of scale is lost or you have to take the terrain into account and since we have to build everything by hand is better to have an estimate on just how much time we are going to spend building. A digital blueprint might take seven hours but an actual build even in creative test worlds can take days” Ren explained

Huh. So there was more method to it.

“So Scar just… builds his stuff twice?” Fundy asked, it was a huge effort but it would make more sense to prepare like that to undertake such big projects

“Oh no. Scar is a mad man. He just finds a spot, takes a photo, sketches concepts for it on his notebooks and just… builds” Ren replied nonchalant

Fundy almost choked on his own spit again. “ What? ” He croaked

“Yeah dude. Scar is just…. Scar is just Scar. Is amazing! You should see him terraforming! You just hand him some dirt and stone and BOOM! You’ve got a mountain in just one night” Ren said proudly

Fundy just felt terrified. “On… on one night?” He asked

“Yup! The mountain in the shopping district he did it with Bdubs just the day before the mayoral elections and he won like that”

Two people building a mountain in one night? Fundy had to sit down, this was far too much for his poor brain, he had terraformed entire worlds to have mountain ranges, but that happened automatically and took at least two days for the terraforming tools to complete that task.

Sure an entire planet was a far bigger scale than just one single mountain. But yet two people doing one mountain in one night should be impossible.

“Fundy are you alright dude?” Ren asked curiously when he saw Fundy sitting on one of his shulker boxes.

The fox simply put his head between his hands.

“Fundy?” Ren asked again, taking one step forward and laying a hand on his shoulder

“I don’t understand!” he complained aloud, startling Ren

“Why the fuck do you do this? Seriously why?” Fundy demanded answers, gesturing wildly with his hands

Chapter 22: Fundy listens about the LogFella court case

“Uhh… who is Python?” Fundy asked sheepishly, trying to get Doc to stop.

“Oh! He is an old friend!” Ren replied, ears perking up excitedly. “He was a Hermit but after we moved out of colony six he moved to Legacy!”

Wait. Hermits moved out of Hermitcraft? Why? Why would someone leave this place? Did they get bored? But how? They seemed to have a lot of things to do.

“Oh.” was the only thing Fundy said.

“Pretty swell guy!” Ren said.

“That's easy to say when he bailed you out of jail.” Doc scoffed back jokingly.

“No, he released me from jail!” Ren corrected. “Scar never said there was a bail option.”

What.

“I don’t remember that from the trial.” Doc countered annoyingly.

“You're lying! You were there!”

What?!

“And I don’t remember Scar not saying there was a bail option.”

“Oh you- you- you are so annoying!” Ren complained.

“Uhh… what the fuck are you two talking about?” Fundy asked, utterly lost.

Both Hermits stopped their petty conflict to look at him before Doc replied with a grin.

“Ren committed crimes against all Hermitkind and he was prosecuted.”

“I JUST STOLE SAPLINGS, HOW WAS THAT BAD?”

That answered none of Fundy’s questions and instead gave him several more.

Did the Hermits have a legal system? Did they also have prisons? Was stealing a legitimate crime punishable by a jail sentence? How were they talking about this so casually?

“Is this…uh… is this like you guys having wars but not like…. War wars?”

Ren and Doc only stared at him after he asked that, both visibly confused, before Ren’s ears perked up in realization.

“Oh! Yeah… kinda… yeah… that just happened for a bit because the other Hermits said we were annoying so that was revenge but it was not a permanent thing.” Ren explained.

“We said you were annoying? You were annoying man!” Doc complained.

“Not the point!”

Fundy just stared baffled before he realized how silly the situation was, making him go from being confused to being baffled. “You… you created… you created a legal system… because… because some of you were annoying ?”

“Basically.” Doc replied.

He thought the buildings and the riches and everything else he had seen so far had been already too much for him, but somehow he had found yet more ridiculous things the Hermits would do.

“I will kill you… I swear I’m going to kill you.” Fundy said, his expression going from baffled to absolutely livid.

“Huh?” Doc asked, confused.

“Oh no! We’ve angered Fundy again.” Ren said, chuckling awkwardly.

“Why is your bunch like this? Why?”

“Kid?” Doc asked, genuinely confused.

“He just thinks we are ridiculous.” Ren explained.

“You are ridiculous.” Fundy complained.

[thecutestlittlebunbunfairy]

So. Apparently???? If you have a tag filted, the tumblr trending page WILL hide it.

Good to know!

Damn how the tumblr landscape has changed...

The new season of Loki started last night and it's not anywhere on the trending list. I saw Ke Huy Quan trending earlier but dang...