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Evak Fics - Christmas 2017

Christmas fics posted for 2017

*** Non-English Fics *** Under 20k fics (Smutty, Angsty, Fluffy) *** Over 20k fics

***** NON-ENGLISH FICS *****

Deilig er jorden by pagnilagni (Norsk, 3k words) - Et lite bakteppe: Tida etter at Maria og Fredrik ble født høsten 2029 ble ikke som Even og Isak hadde tenkt. Ungene sov ikke, fedrene sov ikke, Even ble deprimert, Isak måtte ta seg av hele familien. Nå er det snart jul...

det kommer att regna på fredag, den tjugoandra december by vesperthine (Svenska, 4k words) - Isak har försökt säga att det inte är något att prata om ( – att mamma är dålig och pappa är feg, att han bara vill glömma allt vad förväntad familjelycka betyder och snylta på deras – ) men varje gång har Even bara tystnat och tittat ned; sett så sorgsen ut att konversationen helt har stannat av. Vilket han vet är en dödsstöt ( – en kommunikativ härdsmälta – ) som leder till allt det som han velat undvika; skrik och bråk som påminner för mycket om allting som han vill glömma.

En fantastisk julaften by pagnilagni (Norsk, 4k words) - God jul fra Maria og Fredrik og resten av familien Evak anno 2035

I midvintertid by champagneleftie (Svenska, 8k words) - En saga om en Even, en Isak, och en magisk snöglob.

En helt vanlig enkel dag by Always_and_ever (Svenska, 18k words) - Detta skulle bli den första dag, på länge, då han skulle känna sig ok. En dag spenderad med goda vänner på julmarknad. Han hade planerat och längtat. En helt vanlig enkel dag. Ja det var vad han föreställt sig i alla fall. Eller en historia om flera enkla dagar som inte blir så enkla som Isak hade hoppats på. ELLER en historia om att finna sin väg tillbaka.

den mørkeste tida by pagnilagni (Norsk, 45k words) - Vi er i 2025. Isak har jobbet på Svalbard det siste halvåret. Han holder på med doktorgraden sin i astrofysikk og jobber som forsker i Ny Ålesund. Even jobber med en filminnspilling og har reist mye de siste månedene. Nå skal de feire jul sammen på Svalbard.

Isak og Even -en julekalender by evakyaki, Frieda Echte (Plommesill), pagnilagni (Norsk, 55k words) - En Evak-fanfic-julekalender, fra oss til dere! God advent! Dette er en spesialskrevet desemberfic der vi følger Isak og Even dag for dag fram til julaften, desember 2017. Hver dag fram til jul poster vi et nytt kapittel her.

***** UNDER 20K FICS *****

SMUTTY

O Helga Natt by u_d (3k words) - It's Christmas Day. Isak and Even are far from holy.

santa, baby by empty_venom (SERIES, 14 fics) - Most of these are smutty fics but not all.

Mistletoe and Type O Negative by riyku (6k words) - Isak Valtersen: vampire hunter. Kinda has a nice ring to it.

Where the Lovelight Gleams by Sabeley (8k words) - The one where Even and Isak are stuck at different Christmas parties, but they're determined to have sex anyway.

Uncover Me by Maugurt (13k words) - Now, Isak’s had his fair share of moments that could possibly be considered kind of gay, but those moments could always be regarded as curiosity or something else not homosexual. But straight up making out with some guy at a party couldn’t. There was just no way he could no homo out of that one. It was very homo.

NOT ALL FLUFF / ANGSTY

Love Actually by evak1isak (684 words) - Isak is engaged to his high school boyfriend, Chris, until things change when Even, his high school friend, shows up one day at Christmas, with an important message to tell through some posters while "Silent Night" plays in the background.

Blue Nights by Evak2121 (1k words) - "Still, he missed him more than he thought he could on a Christmas Eve."

I'm not an asshole? by rumpelsnorcack (2k words) - Not Chrismassy. Jonas takes a few moments for himself to consider his reactions to his best friend being gay. It occurs to him that he maybe hasn't been the most supportive friend in the past.

I'll be there, baby by Wolle19 (3k words) - All Isak want is for his husband to be home for the holidays. Even works making documentaries, so being home for the important dates is not a easy task. Isak just want a miracle.

Oltre i confini del blu by Stria (Asia117) (3k words) - Five times Isak's Christmas is completely ruined and one time it goes completely right.

it's going to rain on friday, the twenty-second of december by vesperthine (4k words) - Isak has tried to tell him that there’s nothing to discuss ( – that mom isn’t well, that dad is a coward, that he just wants to forget everything about family and expected happiness and just leech off of theirs – ) but every time Even has gone quiet and looked down; looked so sad that the conversation has just died.

Soul Mates by orphan_account (5k words) - A misunderstanding before Christmas leads to a bit of angst and a whole lot of hurt/comfort. Then lots and lots of Christmas fluff!!!

The Disaster Christmas by tusktooth (6k words) - It's now Isak's turn to meet Even's extended family over the week of Christmas.

my heart held a ledger by cynical_optimist, strangetowns (8.6k words) - A hitmen AU, wherein Isak and Even hate their jobs but love each other.

i wrote you a song, hope that you sing along, and it goes: by traumatic (10k words) - Like a lot of seven year old boys, Even dreams of catching Santa Claus. He dreams of meeting him and shaking his hand, of asking him to show him how he does it, of thanking him for all he's done. When he actually does, Santa is exactly like he'd imagined. Both fortunately and unfortunately, by the time of Even's 23rd birthday, Santa no longer looks like that. He's no longer old or jolly; he doesn't have a large round belly or half-moon spectacles. This Santa is young, lean, and as beautiful as the world itself.

tell me it's a good start by teatrolley (12k words) - A sequel. Even's POV of It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, before during and beyond. And a New Year's Eve.

It's a Wonderful Life by kapplebougher (13k words) - t's a Wonderful Life AU, where Even believes the world would be better off without his existence. With the help of an angel though, he comes to realize that just maybe - that may not be entirely true.

Life is better with you by charlyflowers (16k words) - A oneshot of Isak and Even during several Christmas times together. Childhood friends.

I Just Want You For My Own by Twinklylightseverywhere (19k words) - Even loves the holidays, really. He loves spending time with his friends and family, drinking hot chocolate by the fire, exchanging gifts, the like. He loves leaving his apartment to see snow falling from the sky, children’s eyes lit up in excitement, and the general busy bustle of downtown Oslo in December. You know what he doesn’t love about Christmas time? Working in a fucking Post Office.

FLUFFY

the way your eyes sparkle by wyoheartsmusic (501 words) - Isak and Even celebrate Christmas apart and neither of them is very happy about it

Under the Mistletoe by evak1isak (952 words) - Isak has a crush on Eva's best friend, Even, but he's too stubborn to recognize it. With Christmas coming, Eva has a plan to set the two boys up.

dance with me by agarina (1k words) - There's always some room for anxiety. And cheesy Christmas music. And dancing. And kisses.

all i want for christmas is you by stringsinmelody (1k words) - Isak and Even enjoy their first Christmas together with their baby.

Slowly Starts Sinking In by bri_ness (1.4k words) - Christmas ish. After a Christmas party, Isak and Eva consider their feelings for their friends.

all the greenery is comin' down by colazitron (1.5k words) - Evilde fic. Vilde decides to try and make a move on Eva, and the mistletoe at the Kosegruppa Christmas Party would be the perfect pretext. If only she could actually get Eva underneath it!

Christmas Surprises by glbertblythes (1.5k words) - Isak and Even celebrate Christmas together by going to Even's house for dinner.

You And Me Here by TotallyTinkerbell (1.7k words) - A little Christmas-themed Evak fluff

I'm FALLing for you by Schedazzle (2k words) - Not actually a Christmas fic but it’s too cute not to include. … the little bell above the door went off and his favorite customer came in. Even couldn’t hide the smile spreading on his face as he spotted the by now familiar golden curls.

from such great heights by lizziemcguire (2k words) - Isak finds himself scared on a Ferris Wheel, and it's all Magnus' fault. Even is there to comfort him.

White Elephant by HazyCosmicJive (2k words) - Vilde turns the office Secret Santa into a White Elephant Secret Santa.

everyone hates christmas music by theyellowcurtains (2k words) - The boys plan a trip to a cabin for Christmas and a group Secret Santa.

Hope by bri_ness (2.4k words) - Isak and Even celebrate hope.

The Beginning of Believing by MacksDramaticShenanigans (2.5k words) - “Santa’s not even real,” Aleksander shouted, his voice so loud that it echoed down the hallway.“Yes he is! He brings us presents!” Elin whined, her bottom lip pushed out into an over exaggerated pout— something she had clearly picked up from Even. Aleksander scoffed and shook his head, blonde curls bouncing. “No! Daddy and Pappa bring us presents!” Elin’s eyes grew as wide as saucers, and a thin film of moisture clouded her pretty green irises. “No, Santa!” She argued.

i can't pretend (guess that's love) by wyoheartsmusic (2.5k words) - Even is tired of watching his friends kiss. So is Isak. The plan? Add more kissing to the mix to get them to stop kissing.Foolproof. Right?

Not so much of a Christmas miracle by Sassy3 (2.5k words) - Isak is trying to earn some money selling Christmas trees. He isn´t doing that well but suddenly the customers only ask for him, who is helping him out?

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas by colazitron (2.5k words) - Even knows Isak's a bit nervous about visiting his mother for Christmas, so he tries to lighten the mood with a joke.

but cause he really knows me by ourlovelybones (3k words) - Even just wants to plan a perfect surprise for Isak, one where it doesn't go quite as planned and one where he thinks he might have gotten it just right.

But the prettiest sight to see by imminentinertia (3k words) - Even deeply regrets doing Eva a favour for Christmas, but it turns out there’s a reward for his kindness.

You Forgot Cranberries Too? by ultimatelawrence (3k words) - "Isak was a romantic deep down in his heart. A fact he never let anyone know. But a fact that was there and seemed to be exacerbated by the festive season."4 Christmas Eve's in which Isak sees Even. 4 Christmas Eve's to get it right.

Bundle Up Tight! Flurries Tonight by MacksDramaticShenanigans (3.4k words) - Isak obliged and snatched up the first coat of his that his eyes landed on. It was more of a windbreaker than it was a real jacket, and Even quickly pointed that out. “If you wear that you're going to freeze, Is.” “It’s not that cold out, Even. Anyways we’re just walking to the tram stop, we’re not going to be outside very long.”

Ready to Jingle Your Bells by MacksDramaticShenanigans (3.5k words) - It was truly a testament to how drunk Isak was when rather than vehemently denying the request or furiously shaking his head and pushing everyone away, he set his glass down and determinately rose to his feet. And there was also the fact that Isak— sober or drunk— was never one to turn away from any sort of challenge, and Mikael’s wording certainly posed this as one. (Of course, there was also the fact that Even did sing him a song, and what kind of a boyfriend would he be if he didn’t serenade Even right back?)

The best Christmas you've ever had by hannakin (3.7k words) - “I don’t hate Christmas,” Isak sighed. “I just don’t like it.” Isak doesn't really like Christmas but Even does and he wants Isak to do too. “I’m going to make this Christmas the best Christmas you have ever had.” he whispered.

fucking finally by theyellowcurtains (4k words) - It was nearing Christmas and Isak had to do something. He really wanted Even to be in his life forever now.

Tis’ The Season To Be Grumpy by MacksDramaticShenanigans (4k words) - “Jeez,” Even started, giving Isak a pointed look. “Are you supposed to be using that kind of language around children?” He asked, though he didn’t sound mad— more amused than anything, really. Isak scrunched up his face at that. “What would Santa have to say about this?”

It's Lovely Weather for a Sleigh Ride Together with You by princeofnothingcharming (4k words) - It had been snowing all day in Oslo and as Christmas was drawing near they had been playing Christmas music in KB, putting Even in such a cosy and festive mood and he’d decided he didn’t want to lose this festive feeling and wanted to something fun and festive with Isak and knew exactly what he wanted to do.

A Grump for Christmas by Schedazzle (4k words) - Apparently he wasn't as great at hiding his emotions, because as he hastily wiped the table someone behind him said, “Why do you always frown when that one comes on?” Isak looked over his shoulder to where that deep voice had come from. Even. There was a fluttering in his stomach every time his coworker unexpectedly starting talking to him.He rolled his eyes. “It means the CD starts back up again.” Even who had been smiling at him grinned at that and chuckled. “You’re a Grinch.” Fake dating au.

Books by Aceteroid (4k words) - Even picks up a pre-ordered book for his mother and falls for the employee at the store.

Just Kids When We Fell In Love by wyoheartsmusic (5k words) - Isak and Even go to university 3000 km away from each other. Luckily, it's Christmas break and they had the brilliant idea to go on a cabin trip together.

Maybe what matters is being together by evakuality (5k words) - It's Isak's first ever anniversary and he can't imagine anything worse than being forced to spend it with his co-workers. Of course, when your anniversary happens to be around Christmas time, sometimes dates collide.

He Moves Me by warlocked_mundane (5k words) - A huge smile lights up Isak’s face and there is no trace of sleep to be found anymore. He bites his lower lip to contain the giggle that wants to escape. Even talking about their future like there is no way but for them to spend the rest of their lives together and build a family of their own, makes him giddy with so much joy. He’s never felt so happy in his life before.

All The Way Home I'll Be Warm by Alene (6k words) - Eva finds her way back to Jonas, but more importantly she finds her way back to herself. Isak just happens to find Even in the process. Also, it's almost Christmas, and they're snowed in.

(WIP) The Fools Who Dream by Janey_E (6k words) - A collection of moments from Isak and Even's family life, important and not-so-important. Kids, friends, mornings, evenings, weddings, birthdays, bad days, good days.

18 Secret Santa Horror Stories That'll Turn Anyone Into A Grinch by GayaIsANerd (6k words) - Some secret Santa, some unfortunate google results, a whole lot of complaining and a heart full of gratitude.

(Baby) It's Cold Outside by himmelsky (6k words) - December is approaching, but Isak isn’t feeling the Christmas spirit. Barista guy, aka Even, wants it differently.

Cuddle Monsters by sikily (8k words) - One spoke of true love and the other a critic, But Christmas would be the day to believe in magic, A wink of his eye and a tilt of his head, And Isak became a believer instead.

Make the Yuletide Gay by Sabeley (8.4k words) - Isak has been pining after Even for months. Jonas and Eva decide that a romantic getaway at the cabin is exactly what the two boys need to confess their feelings to each other.

helpful magic by everythingislove (straykid), puddingandpie (9k words) - Five times Even uses his magic because of Isak, and the one time he actually tells him about it. Or: the one where Even is a Santa’s Helper with special Christmas magic abilities, and Isak is a normal human who he's quickly falling for.

7 Places I Fell in Love With You by princeofnothingcharming, Victory4 (11k words) - Isak has a unique gift for Even this Christmas. In the form of letters

SKAM ADVENT CALENDAR by salengedusmiler (SilverySparks) (14k words) - Watch your favourite Skam characters open their advent calendars together with their friends. 24 days of more or less Christmassy friendship and couple fluff!

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Just give me a reason, just a little bit’s enough by Amfelia (21k words) - Not sure if this is Christmas centric. Even discovers life is not always shiny and bright, sometimes it is just really hard. Angsty.

In A Week by allyasavedtheday (23k words) - Not a Christmas fic. But this sequel is a fav. “Fine. I’ll stay at Eskild’s on Friday night. And you can add your 1000kr to our wedding present,” he sniffs. “Or,” Jonas says and Isak doesn’t trust the glint in his eye. “We could make this a little more interesting. ”Isak narrows his eyes at him. “What are your terms?” “You and Even spend the five nights up to Saturday apart. If you do, we’ll pay for your honeymoon.”

Late December With My Heart In My Chest by LavenderWater (24k words) - In order to stop his mother's fussing since he left for college, Even tells her he's dating his roomate, Isak. They pretend to be a couple over the holiday weekend to convince his family.

The Secret Santa App by Crazyheart (25k words) - Secret Santa AU, Isak’s and Even’s altering POV. In this world, Isak and Even met at Nissen, but they were never brave enough to do anything. Isak (25) is a stressed-out salesman for playground equipment. Even (27) is a freshly educated, burned out and lonely children’s psychologist. They meet again when Sana, Eva and Vilde arrange a Secret Santa party. Without knowing it, Isak and Even end up as Secret Santas for each other and they chat with each other on the Secret Santa App.

My Very Personal Ski Trainer by Crazyheart (28k words) - This is before Christmas 2016. Even never transferred to Nissen, so he’s doing his last year at Bakka. He has just broken up with Sonja and is recovering from a manic and depressive episode. Sana has invited Even and her other friends to a Holiday cabin trip, and Even needs to get in shape so that he can beat his buddies in Sana’s planned ski race. He tries out a personal ski trainer app and meets the hot ski trainer Isak Valtersen. Even struggles to focus only on the training. On the cabin trip, when Even arrives early, a surprise guest turns up and a snowstorm threatens to snow them both in. Who knows what happens next?

Under the mistletoe by mazarin01 (30k words) - Isak (23) and Even (24) have been best friends since junior high. The holiday is upon them. Isak hates Christmas, having lots of bad memories attached to the holiday. Even on the other hand loves Christmas, but because of an appendix removal and a closed off mountain pass, he never gets home for Christmas. Being the best friend Isak is, he invites Even to celebrate Christmas with him. Circumstances have them kiss under a mistletoe and neither of them expected the kiss to feel that good...

(I’ll give it to) Someone Special by nofeartina (31k words) - The one where Isak is oblivious to Even’s true feelings about him, but fortunately it only takes the Christmas holidays to change that. Childhood friends. Fake dating.

A Thrill of Hope by mlbee (35k words) - “Yes,” Even breathed before pulling Isak in for another kiss. He pulled away and murmured, “This is so weird. I’m kissing a total stranger.” “Really?” Isak asked. “I do it all the time.” The Holiday AU

Five Dollars by folerdetdufoler (36k words) - You know that one book that changes your life? It just landed in Isak Valtersen's inbox.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas by teatrolley (49k words) - So, here’s the thing: Isak moves out of his parent’s house when he’s sixteen and it’s fine, really, most of the time it’s fine. It’s just Decembers. Goddamn Decembers. They’re not exactly his favourite time of the year.This time, though: this time he think there’s someone who has it worse than he does.On the first of December that year, Even moves in.

Around the Corner (My Very Personal Christmas Shopper) by Crazyheart (51k words) - Isak (22) works in a record shop for Jonas. Isak’s best colleague and friend is Eva, who works in the shop, too. Isak is still in the closet. He says things as he thinks, though. Doesn't like snowglobes. Even (24) comes and asks for a job. The two get off on the wrong foot, although Isak finds Even irritatingly attractive. To complicate things, Isak has just gotten a personal Christmas gift shopper, who turns out to be a very romantic gift shopper, and who doesn't shy away from a little flirting. Holiday movie AU.

In this bed of snowflakes we lie by MermaidsandMermen (58k words) - Follow Isak and Even in this University Dorm life AU, full of snowflakes, fluffy pillows, and people who are nothing like they seem on the outside. Because people keep secrets. Pretend to be people they are not. And secrets will wear you down if you don't let them out to air once in a while.

that’s all i really know by cammm (95k words) - Not exclusively a christmas fic. Even and Isak have been dating for a while now. They met at a young age and sort of grew up together. Even lives and goes to school a few hours away from Nissen, so there’s a lot of commuting for Isak to see his boyfriend. But what happens when Even says he moving? And then he shows up at Nissen a few weeks later, to start school?Only thing... Isak isn’t out, yet. And Even wasn’t ever told that his boyfriend was still in the closet.

717 Miles by MermaidsandMermen (114k words) - The epilogue is the Christmas heavy chapter. Even Bech Naesheim should not be here. Well it was not his plan to be here. Not at all. Even Bech Naesheim, age 19, is supposed to be on a beach in Bali. He is supposed to be on the first stop on his Asian backpacking trip of a lifetime. THAT was the plan. That is where he is supposed to be. Not here. Alone in a house in fucking London. Being paid to look after some troubled 17-year-old. Isak Valtersen has 3 weeks left of school. He has to survive 3 more weeks. Make it through 21 more days of hell. Then he is going to hide out in his room for the rest of the summer until he can figure out how to get his life back on track. Find a school far far away where he can start over. Not make mistakes. He doesn't need a fucking babysitter. He just doesn't. His life is fucked up enough as it is.

(WIP) You Are Not Alone by TotallyTinkerbell (130k words) - What happened after Isak told us that 'life is now'.

Family Ties by sadgrlsclub (215k words) - Set between Season 3 and 4. Even gets invited to his first Valtersen family event, and discovers things about Isak's past and his relationship with his parents. The story of how Even and Isak get to know each other's families and deepen their bond along the way.

#evak fic rec #skam fic rec #christmas #2017 #there's a lot

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helenamillerart · 7 years ago

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Published in DET NORSKE MAGASINET I SPANIA, March 15, 2018 Page 34

Politiveteranen Bjørn-Ivar Thune

Tekst og foto: Helena Miller Det er en ganske fin vinterdag jeg har med «skrivepennen» og kamerautstyret mitt på bussen på vei til Marbella hvor Bjørn-Ivar Thune sitter og venter på meg til avtalt tid kl 10.00. Jeg tror det tok en hel time, om ikke mer, før vi endelig møttes på det avtalte stedet. God kommunikasjon er essensen til et godt samarbeide, og heldigvis var grunnlaget til tålmodigheten lagt da vi møttes første gangen ett år tidligere. Og tålmodighet og trofasthet er vel et par av nøkkelordene som jeg vil si beskriver den høye og mystiske mannen jeg skal treffe. Nå ønsker han å fortelle sine historier og bruke sin kompetanse videre som konsulent og privatetterforsker både i Norge og i saker som er relatert til Spania. Han har mange spennende historier å fortelle fra sine 36,5 år i politiet i Norge. Bjørn-Ivar minnes de tøffe tidene den gangen han startet i politiet i Oslo i 1980. Han forteller om Norges «første» store biljakt som endte i media som Maridalssaken. En ung biltyv ble pågrepet og hele 8 politifolk ble suspendert i etterkant. Bjørn-Ivar jobbet sammen med flere av disse politifolkene på Økern politistasjon i Oslo i tiden etter Maridalsaken. Det var mange hardbarkede politifolk og en utpreget konkurransekultur innad i etaten. Politiet var helt annerledes den gang da. I dag har politiet fra studiedagene mer fokus på etikk og dialog, i motsetning til politikullene som ble utdannet i «gamle» dager. Denne forbedringen liker han. Bjørn-Ivar husker godt sin første arbeidsdag i uniform. Det var 17. mai i 1980. Han var bare 20 år og hadde nettopp avsluttet militærtjenesten. Han følte det var et stort ansvar og en tøff overgang. Et 6-ukers aspirantkurs var akkurat avsluttet. Av 600 søkere, var han en av de 90 som hadde kommet videre. Praksisen i aspiranttiden hans ble tilbakelagt på Grønland politistasjon i Oslo. Det betød mye patrulje og praksis ute i gata. Etter der var det ett års studie ved politiskolen på Majorstua. Allerede høsten 1981, nyutdannet og rett i jobb, klarte Bjørn-Ivar å markere seg. Han lærte å bli observant i aspiranttiden. En dag de var ute og patruljerte stoppet de en bil hvor de skulle sjekke føreren. Bilføreren sa han hadde kjørekortet sitt hjemme. Politipatruljen ble enige om å kjøre etter han. Da bilen stoppet vel «hjemme» på Grefsen, løp føreren ut av bilen og stakk av. Bjørn-Ivar følte seg litt ille til mote i og med at det var han som hadde sagt ja til å gi ham tillatelse å kjøre hjem. Han skyndte seg dermed ned på politistasjonen på Økern, som var hans stasjon, for å finne ut om føreren var en gammel kjenning av politiet. Han satt seg ned med fotoarkivet, og mens han bladde, gjenkjente han raskt ansiktet. Han fant ganske mye mer på rullebladet. Personen ble pågrepet dagen etter, og han måtte svare for sine forhold. Dette var starten på en rekke oppklaringer i andre saker. Dermed ble Bjørn-Ivar spurt om å starte på etterforskeravdelingen. Det var status den gang å bli spurt om det. I dag, etter 22. juli er situasjonen en annen. Det har høyere status å jobbe ved operative avdelinger, og de får flere ressurser på grunn av høyere prioritet. Bjørn-Ivar synes dette er litt leit, for gode etterforskningsavdelinger er alltid viktige i politiet. Etter å ha kommet på etterforskeravdelingen hadde Bjørn-Ivar mange store saker. Blant annet husker han godt etterforskingen av Tveita-gjengen. Dette var et tøft miljø i Groruddalen på 80-tallet hvor kriminelle og norske ungdommer fra områdene rundt Tveita, Trosterud, Haugerud, Opsal samlet seg og begikk alvorlig kriminalitet. Mange såkalte «sjokkbrekk» ble gjort, hvor de stjal dyre raske biler, kjørte disse inn gjennom butikkvinduer, stjal med seg varer og kjørte ifra politiet. Bjørn-Ivar forteller også at en tidligere lærer han hadde på Politiskolen, ble brutalt slått ned i Oslo. I samarbeid med kolleger, etterforsket og oppklarte de denne høyt prioriterte saken ganske raskt. Han legger til med en unnskyldende kommentar at han gjorde det bra. De kommende oppklarte sakene med tilståelser ble satt stor pris på av ledelsen. Det ble 7 år på etterforskningsavdelingen med en makker. – Denne tidsepoken var en historie for seg selv, sier han med smilende øyne. I 1992 startet et nytt kapittel med nye spennende år. Han startet på narkotikaseksjonen. Da var han tilbake i gamle lokaler på Grønland politistasjonen hvor velkjente Erik Jensen hadde høy status. Mange driftige karer og damer søkte seg dit. Folk med høy stjerne i hele Norge jobbet nettopp der i sentrum. Narkotika var noe nytt og en styggedom som alle ville ta. Derfor fikk de ubegrenset med midler. Med den store økonomisk støtten fikk de også mange dyktige folk. Det var store saker med stor medieblest. Det blåste bokstavelig talt i korridorene. Det var satsing på områder med egne kildegrupper, spanere, etterretning og etterforskning. De var i vinden. Bjørn-Ivar mimres noen store saker han hadde der. - Det fantes ikke ett stille år, kommer det ettertrykkelig fra han. Han var også en kort periode som etterforsker av kirkebranner. Det var de såkalte satanistene som tente på kirker, og den mye omtalte Greven som var mye i mediebildet på den tiden. Etter nærmere et halvt år på denne kirkebranngruppen var Bjørn-Ivar tilbake på narkotikaseksjonen. Men så fikk han en ny forespørsel av sin tidligere sjef om å søke en stilling ved KRIPOS. Som sagt så gjort. Bjørn-Ivar søkte og kom inn. Dette var jo et steg opp for Bjørn-Ivar, for det var jo status å jobbe i KRIPOS. Men etterretnings-ansvaret på KRIPOS ble ikke helt hans «greie», og etter to år var han tilbake på narkotikaseksjonen. Som i de store TV-seriene som den svenske serien BECK (Peter Haber) og Gunvald (Michael Persbrandt) ble omverdenen mer kjent med arbeidet som politietterforskere gjør. Mange yngre etterforskere i politiet levde seg jo litt inn i disse TV-seriene med skandinaviske kriminalhelter, og identifiserte seg litt med disse. Men nå var Bjørn-Ivar en av de store tunge med lang erfaring. 1996-2001 ble årene med knallhard jobbing med mange tunge saker. En stor sak hvor en kriminell gjeng fra Norge hadde leid en båt i Bulgaria, ble et langvarig prosjekt. Gjengen hadde leid inn en Ukrainsk skipper og mannskap for å seile båten ut fra Bulgaria, igjennom Bosporusstredet mot Middelhavet og videre ned til Marokko. Her ble det sagt at de hentet enormt store mengder med hasj. Båten seilte så nordover igjen, rundet Spania og forbi Portugal, men så langs kysten av Frankrike ble båten imidlertid stoppet av franske tollere der både båt og mannskaper ble ransaket i to døgn uten at de fant narkotika. Bjørn-Ivar var med da politiet i Norge slo til mot denne gjengen utenfor sørlandskysten sommeren 1998, men så forsvant båten tilbake til Spania og tre av de siktede rømlingene ble pågrepet i Marbella. På grunn av mye samarbeid med Spania, reiste Bjørn-Ivar derfor mye opp og ned for avhør og annen etterforskning i denne saken. Han legger til at dette var en meget ressurskrevende og tung sak å etterforske. Bjørn-Ivar kjente seg med god grunn litt sliten etter fem år med hardkjør. Men så kommer det en ny mulighet og en tidligere sjef som nå jobbet i økokrim ringer. Han hadde et ønske om Bjørn-Ivar kunne søke seg til økokrim. -Ja, svarte Bjørn-Ivar, for han kunne trenge et litt lavere tempo, tenkte han. Men det ble ikke rolig der, for i 2001 smalt det jo i World Trade Center, som han sier. Han fikk jobb i økokrim i hvitvaskingsteamet som har en enorm database på finansielle opplysninger. I den databasen kan de søke opp mistenksomme transaksjoner i Norge. Og det var nettopp i den basen at han fikk treff på en Interpol-melding som var sendt fra Tyskland til Norge i 1999. Det var et skip som var solgt fra Tyskland til Dubai. Det var opplysninger om et norsk-somalisk miljø som hadde finansiert kjøpet, og det var Al Quaida og Osama bin Laden som hadde kjøpt skipet. Det var jo selveste Osama bin Laden som var mistenkt å stå bak 9/11. Så da Bjørn-Ivar så dette, tente både han og sjefene på alle plugger. Hva var dette? Det var to store organisasjoner i Norge som sendte flere hundre millioner ut av Norge i året gjennom et såkalt Hawalla bank-system. De koblet da banksystemet sammen via transaksjonsbanker i USA. Bjørn-Ivar lagde flere oversiktskart som ble bragt over til Washington og presenterte de personlig for FBI i USA. FBI slo til i disse Hawalla kontiene. Kjell Magne Bondevik var statsminister på den tiden og var på besøk hos George Bush hvorpå han roste norsk politi. Det var jo stas med slike tilbakemeldinger fra selveste presidenten i USA. Nye lover mot terrorfinansiering kom etter dette. - Det var heavy og spennende saker å holde på med, sier han. Etter 5 år i Økokrim fra 2001 til 2006 vendte Bjørn-Ivar seg nok engang tilbake til narkotikaseksjonen ved Oslo Politihus. Nå var seksjonen omorganisert og het Seksjonen for bekjempelse av Organisert kriminalitet. Men spenningshistoriene hans stopper ikke her. Bjørn-Ivar var også involvert i en tidligere etterforskning av gården som Anders Behring Breivik leide da det smalt i Oslo og tragedien på Utøya skjedde. Selv var han på ferie og bistod kun i innledende fase av Breivik saken. Vi kunne ha fortsatt og fortsatt, men for å avslutte, så var han i Brasil på en økokrim sak som gjaldt B-gjengen (Pakistanergjengen og Brasilgjengen). Gjengene hadde skutt på hverandre i Oslo sentrum. Riksadvokaten og politiet hadde bestemt at de skulle etterforskers. Bjørn-Ivar hadde ansvaret for å kartlegge deres økonomiske bakgrunn, og det gjorde at de måtte reise til Brasil. Han humrer når han mimres at han satt på stranda i Brasil og ser «Gunvald» fra kriminalserien BECK kommer gående med en drink i hånden. Det var som å være med i selve serien. Om «Gunvald» var der nede på ferie eller under filminnspilling vet ikke Bjørn-Ivar. Så med et stort hopp går vi til sommeren 2016, da han ble pensjonist. Han sier at det beste med det er å slippe å administrere alle papirene. Men Bjørn-Ivar er jo kun 58 år og er frisk og rask. Hodet fungerer, og som han sier - han ønsker å bruke sin kompetanse videre. Mange politifolk er jo også spenningssøkere, og han tror han er en av de. Det blir for kjedelig å ligge hjemme på sofaen. Nå 1,5 år etter han pensjonerte seg, kribler det i kroppen. Han liker å hjelpe folk. - Spaniaturene mine skal bli lengre og oftere, sier han. Det er mye kriminalitet i Spania. Bare to dager før siste avreise til Marbella, fikk han et spørsmål om å bistå en annen privatetterforsker i Norge med å finne en etterlyst nordmann i Spania. Nå har han registrert et privatetterforskerfirma som heter Thune Consult. Vi har bare kruset de hvite toppene på bølgene han har vært med på. - Du skal ikke skrive bok da, spør jeg freidig? Bjørn-Ivar kniper øynene sammen i et smil og ser på meg. - Vi får se da. Det er jo noe alle gjør om dagen, smiler han lurt. Det hadde vært interessant å få røverhistoriene hans frem fra skyggen, sier nå jeg og avslutter der.

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