#file: stats - Elec

[soulsuckrrs]

Basic Information

Full Name: Elec Martin Ainsley Nickname(s): El, Marty Age: 33-37 | over 10 centuries old Date of Birth: December 21st Hometown: the I.D. he carries says he’s from Montpelier, Vermont Current Location: varies & thread based Species: Demon. Familiar - Snake Powers:  familiars have abilities that are influenced & enhanced by the level of their bonded witch power, when bonded they are always more powerful & tuned to whatever elements or talents the witch has. Elec's powers include strong elemental control of all elements but with a proclivity for earth (plants) & water, he can shape shift into several animals but mainly prefers a snake (typically a small white snake but can be any snake) can also shift into a cat & hawk, he has adept healing magic & a great knowledge of medical herbs & plants, glamor & masking spells, wards & protection spells, tracking spells, telekinesis (can only fly in his hawk form though) & teleportation (can be summoned immediately by Sidian just by thought), telepathy with his bonded witch only, strengthens his witches powers by channeling his magic into Sid when needed. Gender: Male Pronouns: He/Him/His Orientation: Panromantic, Pansexual & Polyamorous Religion: Polytheism Political Affiliation: n/a Occupation: personal assistant to Sidian Doiae (is actually Sids familiar) Living Arrangements: Elec has a high end condo apartment in New York but he travels a lot and often is staying in a hotel of some sort if not with friends. The location of his apartment can vary depending on threads or verses. There's also places his employer lets him stay in as well. Language(s) Spoken: English, French, Latin, Italian, Spanish, German, Japanese, and Korean

Physical Appearance

Face Claim: Hale Appleman Hair Color:  Black Eye Color:  Light Brown (reddish-orange when using powers) Height: 6'2 Weight: 155 Build: slender, muscular. Tattoos: has a shoulder & arm sleeve on his left arm, has a moon tattoo stretching across his right hip onto his thigh a bit, a pansexual tattoo on the inside of his right wrist, more tbd Piercings:  double conch piercings on his right ear, nose stud on the left nostril, ear lobes. Clothing Style: gothic, a bit eccentric and flamboyant, tends to mix and defy gender norms by picking extravagant clothing. prefers a majority of darker colors with the sprinkle of certain brighter colors. his look is unique to him, melding different styles with one another rather flawlessly. Usual Expression: curious and sometimes cynical Distinguishing Characteristics: has a birthmark on his right thigh

Health

Physical Ailments: asthma Neurological Conditions: N/A Allergies: typical spring allergies, pollen. Sleeping Habits: Elec typically goes a few days without and or with very little sleep, at an average he gets four hours straight unless induced by alcohol to which he sleeps longer— it is certainly not an normal nor healthy sleeping schedule Eating Habits: Elec is a vegetarian and does not consume animal meat, but will consume dairy and egg products if he knows/has met the animals and their living conditions. Exercise Habits: exercise isn’t the main thing Elec thinks about, but he does enough dancing and clubbing to challenge any training routine he would be given if he had a personal trainer. Emotional Stability: Elec is a fairly emotional person however, he tries his best to hide it, which he doesn’t always accomplish but when he puts on an act, it’s a fucking good one. Sociability: he enjoys being the center of attention and thrives on being obsessed over by friends and strangers alike. elec has a strong sensual aura and draws people in with a charm that is shadowed with a bad boy mischievousness Body Temperature: typically warmer than average Addictions: Elec is a chronic self-medicator, whether that’s drugs, sex, drinking or some other form to numb his mind. Drug Use: is there a time he isn’t using drugs? yes, there is but he does have a slight problem. Elec’s go to’s are weed and cocaine, but there hasn’t exactly been a drug that he’s said no to. Alcohol Use: Elec is what one would call a functioning alcoholic but there are more times than not that he’s non-functioning as well. 

Personality

Label: The Chaotic Positive Traits: fearless, intellectual, passionate, versatile,  bold. Negative Traits: arrogant, cunning, flirtatious, impatient, impulsive. Fears: abandonment. Hobbies: fashion and modeling, partying, sex. secretly writing poetry. Reading. Habits: flexes his jaw when he’s angry or trying to hold his tongue. 

Favorites

Weather: thunderstorms and snow storms. Color: black and purple Music: grunge, metal, rock, punk. Movies: drama, horror, adventure, fantasy, lgbtqia. Sport: tonsil hockey? sex sports? Beverage: alcoholic - Manhattan's and old fashions, if not straight shots of liquors. non-alcoholic - water, tea (prefers hot), coffee. Food: Italian and Mediterranean Animal: snake, fox, falcon, wolf.

Family

Father: Lucas Ainsley, deceased. Mother: Marianne Ainsley, deceased. Sibling(s): Erinn Ainsley, younger brother, unknown, 8 years younger. Children: none Pet(s): none Family’s Financial Status: absurdly rich, billionaire. But it doesn’t matter any more as he lives off of Sidian

Extra

Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius MBTI: ENTP-A (the debater) Enneagram: the performer Temperament: choleric Moral Alignment: chaotic neutral Primary Vice: wrath Primary Virtue: fortitude Element: fire Kinks: choking/breath play, public, multiple partners, pegging, breeding, oral, handjobs/fingering, anal, bondage, impact/pain play, roughness, scratching/marking/biting/bruising, hair pulling/grabbing, being stepped on, power play, dirty talk, collar/leashing, grinding/humping. Position: Switch

[kokoinupi]

i just beat the reaper at level 70 and it only took me 5 tries

so because i feel like hot shit, here's:

Ryouhei's Guide to Beating the Shit out of Death, While Severely Underleveled:

i accidentally beat him earlier, at level 62 or so, cause it was flu season and he came into the battle in despair and succombed after three turns. i later found out that was an intentional exp farming tactic that more epic gamers than i had been utilizing quite a bit. i unfortunately only found out that i could continue using his despair to my advantage over and over after i passed the last flu season day tho so. if you're just looking for cheap exp don't be dumb like me!! farm the reaper on flu days!!! (also this apparently doesn't work on royal)

but if you want to beat him For Real, either for a sense of accomplishment or just cause you missed the fucking flu days like i did, i went through so much trial and error so you dont have to!

first step, pay your entire life savings for two personas: yoshitsune and uriel. you could do this with just uriel, but i recommend getting yoshitsune anyway because he's extremely powerful, extremely sexy, and my poor little meow meow. you gotta finish your strength confidant for this, because these are both in their 80s when you fuse them, and igor won't let you pay for personas above your level unless you maxed out the girls first. so i guess that's your actual first step.

my yoshitsune had brave blade, charge, mediarahan, ali dance, ziodyne, and elec amp. this is crucial; i also gave him a skill card of thermopylae. uriel had megidolaon, repel curse, angelic grace, and bloodbath. i also gave him thermopylae and null phys. if uriel doesnt come pre-loaded with repel curse, you have to give it to him somehow. i was lucky enough to be able to pass it down in fusion.

my party consisted of morgana, yusuke, and ann. each party member was equipped with an item to help them either avoid or reduce damage from their weak point. it's important to note that reaper can null resistances, so if your party member has a move to cover their weak point, he can null it. he can't null items though. i also gave akira an evade curse item.

if you defeated death before, in a previous game file for ng+ or using the flu trick, do not equip the divine pillar to akira!!! don't do it!!!! it looks tempting, but not being able to evade means joker cannot evade mudoon. and he will die. ask me how i know.

it may seem counterintuitive, but you absolutely have to let the reaper ambush you. if you fight him head on, he will have two actions per turn, but if you let him sneak up on you, he only has one. also then you can utilize thermopylae to your heart's content.

i started the battle with yoshitsune. joker rotated in three turns of thermopylae, charge, brave blade. brave blade when charged deals 180+ damage to death, which is a hell of a lot compared to the 60ish that your party members' dyne moves would deal. remember to keep thermopylae refreshed every three turns because it helps so much. on turns where futaba charged or upped your stats for you, i subsititued my thermopylae/charge turns for ziodyne, which also does a good amount thanks to yoshitsune's elec amp.

morgana was the main healer, but on most turns i just had him hitting with garudyne. i found i only really needed to use his mediarahan every three turns or so, but samarecarm came in handy once the reaper started using mudoon and hamaon. it was tempting to use miracle punch, but death is immune to criticals, so it sorta just wastes time.

you can probably substitute yusuke for anyone else, because i just had him using his highest phys over and over since it hit harder than bufudyne. i just adore yusuke and cannot bear to remove him from my party. make sure to keep him healed up because phys attacks cost so much hp....

ann was a pinch healer, but she only has diarahan so it's best to use morgana. my ann also has both fire boost and fire amp, which do stack, so she was dealing +75% with every agidyne. morgana can't live up to that with his wimpy ass garudyne so just use morgana for healing and ann for ass blasting.

before the halfway point, switch to uriel. yoshitsune does not block curse, and death is gonna start using mamudoon like crazy. remember to keep refreshing thermopylae every three turns, and switch to megidolaon twice in a row in between. like i said you could use uriel the whole battle, and truthfully his repel curse and angelic grace covered my ass, but yoshitsune's charge/brave blade combo dealt about as much damage as two megidolaons, with a significantly lower sp cost, so yoshitsune is the more economical choice in the first half of the battle, when you're not as worried about mudo.

for items, make sure you stock up on homonculi, renew-alls, and sp items. haru's carrots are my new favorite item and they're easy to acquire loads of if you do her confidant to the halfway point and remain diligent about getting them right when they're ready and having her plant more immediately. whenever an item is needed, i substituted morgana or yusuke's turns, since they don't deal as much damage as joker or ann.

if you keep at a good pattern of being mindful of your health, refreshing thermopylae, and dealing as much damage as possible, you should be able to whittle him down. don't be afraid of his affinity breaks, make sure you block or repel both bless and curse, and it shouldn't be too hard.

just absolutely do not, at any point, on any character, for any reason, apply makarakarn or magic ointment. ask me how i know.

[frankcoward]

Don’t Get Caught Holding the Bag: Hold the State Liable When General Contractor Fails to Pay on a Public Project.

Holding the Bag

According to a quick Google search the term “holding the bag” comes from the mid eighteenth century  and means be left with the onus of what was originally another’s responsibility.  Nobody wants to be left holding the bag.  But that is the situation our client (subcontractor) found themselves in when upon completion of a public project the general contractor went out of business before paying the remaining amount due and owing to our client.

Under Nebraska law, liens are not allowed against public projects.  Instead the subcontractor is to make a claim on the payment and performance bond secured by the general contractor at the start of the project.  In our case, the general contractor never secured a bond on which to make a claim; consequently leaving our client holding the bag.

Fortunately, we were able to hand the bag back to the State and obtain full payment for the services and materials provided.

In Nebraska, when the State undertakes a construction project, the State is required to take from the contractor “a payment bond or bonds in a sum not less than the contract price with a corporate surety company and agent selected by the contractor…”  Neb. Rev. Stat. Sec.52-118(1).  Furthermore, “no contract referred to in this section shall be entered into by the Sate of Nebraska …until the bond or bonds referred to ….has been made, filed and approved.”  Neb. Rev. Stat. Sec.52-118(3).

So what happens if the State fails to abide by the statute?  The Nebraska Supreme Court has held that the state and any public entity has a duty ensure a bond is in place for the the benefit of the materialmen before entering into a construction contract.  Westinghouse Elec. Supply Co. v. Brookley.

Applying the statute and the Supreme Court’s decisions the District Court found the State violated its duty imposed by statute and sustained our action against the State for the full amount left due and owing.  In the end, the State was left holding the bag.  Good for our client, and possibly good for you if you find yourself in the same situation.

Please contact us if you would like a copy of the Court’s order.

The post Don’t Get Caught Holding the Bag: Hold the State Liable When General Contractor Fails to Pay on a Public Project. appeared first on Construction Contractor Advisor.

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HUFFPOST HILL - Better Angels Of Our Nature Totally Cuck House GOP

Joe Biden reminded everyone why he might be the closest thing humanity has to a walking, talking “tfw” joke. Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are moving two blocks from the Obamas’ future home, though nobody is discussing their proximity to a nearby Islamic center for some reason. And a bunch of Hillary Clinton staffers have been recruited to run rapid response at the DNC, because what the opposition really needs are more black-and-white videos of Jonah Hill in a heather gray sweater solemnly telling us how much we need the individual mandate. This is HUFFPOST HILL for Tuesday, January 3rd, 2017:

GOP IN GISARRAY - The real loser in all of this is Rep. Blake Farenthold, who will now have that picture of himself dressed in duckling PJs re-broadcast to the world (see below!). Matt Fuller and Paige Lavender: “After a torrent of bad headlines, countless phone calls to member offices, and two tweets from President-elect Donald Trump, House Republicans dropped their plans to gut the Office of Congressional Ethics Tuesday, just minutes before the House was set to gavel in for the 115th Congress and adopt their rules package for the next two years. The amendment ― authored by Judiciary Chairman Bob Goodlatte (R-Va.) ― would have placed the independent congressional ethics office under the oversight of the House Ethics Committee, changed the OCE’s name and barred the office from releasing reports to the public. In effect, it would have neutered Congress’ most aggressive watchdog. The decision to strip the Goodlatte amendment came just before noon on Tuesday as Republicans planned to begin the 115th Congress. Earlier in the day, responding to numerous news reports about Republicans gutting the OCE, Trump asked in a tweet whether Republicans really had to make the ‘weakening’ of the ethics office their first order of business, though he also didn’t necessarily come out against the idea of eventually overhauling the OCE.” [HuffPost]

Read HuffPost’s Ryan Grim on what made this whole snafu truly important: It proved that Congress will still react to public outrage.

We just want to see Sandy Levin in Snapchat Spectacles: “Several Democrats took pictures on the House floor as the chamber held a quorum call to kick off the 115th Congress — a violation of House rules that Republicans want to start punishing with a fine of up to $2,500…. Taking photos or recording video on the House floor has been a longstanding violation of House rules, but the fine is something new Republicans are proposing this year as a delayed reaction to Democrats’ June sit-in on the House floor protesting gun violence. During the sit-in, Democrats used their cell phones to record video of their speeches and chants and took photos of themselves and their colleagues after Republicans turned off the CSPAN cameras that provide live access to the floor.” [Roll Call’s Lindsey McPherson]

Watch this video of our HuffPost DC colleagues reading mean tweets.

HERE’S SOME SWEET, SWEET CUD FOR FINANCIAL SERVICES DEMOCRATS TO CHEW ON - Ben Carson’s confirmation hearing before Senate Banking is quickly becoming our second-most anticipated confirmation hearing. David Dayen: “OneWest Bank, which Donald Trump’s treasury secretary nominee Steven Mnuchin ran from 2009 to 2015, repeatedly broke California’s foreclosure laws during that period, according to a previously undisclosed 2013 memo from top prosecutors in the state attorney general’s office. The memo obtained by The Intercept alleges that OneWest rushed delinquent homeowners out of their homes by violating notice and waiting period statutes, illegally backdated key documents, and effectively gamed foreclosure auctions. In the memo, the leaders of the state attorney general’s Consumer Law Section said they had ‘uncovered evidence suggestive of widespread misconduct’ in a yearlong investigation. In a detailed 22-page request, they identified over a thousand legal violations in the small subsection of OneWest loans they were able to examine, and they recommended that Attorney General Kamala Harris file a civil enforcement action against the Pasadena-based bank. They even wrote up a sample legal complaint, seeking injunctive relief and millions of dollars in penalties.” [The Intercept]

BLACK PEOPLE WORRIED ABOUT JEFF SESSIONS FOR SOME REASON - But some of his best friends are ― oh, they aren’t? Lilly Workneh: “The NAACP is staging a sit-in protest at the office of U.S. Sen. Jeff Sessions in Mobile, Alabama to speak out against his nomination by President-elect Donald Trump for attorney general. Several leaders of the civil rights organization have thus far participated in the protest, which kicked off Tuesday morning, including NAACP President Cornell William Brooks, and Alabama state NAACP President Benard Simelton. Brooks posted a tweet Tuesday morning declaring that he will continue to occupy the office until the protest results in either Sessions’ withdrawal or their arrest.” [HuffPost]

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THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU ‘DANGEROUS DONALD’ SOMEHOW GIVEN JOB - Listen closely to the wind and you can hear the anguished typing of a million Bernie Bros. Philip Rucker: “The Democratic National Committee is building a ‘war room’ to battle President-elect Donald Trump, pressure the new Republican administration on a variety of policy matters and train a spotlight on Russia’s alleged cyberattacks to influence the 2016 election…. The DNC’s new communications and research operation, to be staffed by former aides to Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign, will be one of several efforts from across the Democratic firmament to take on Trump, including the office of Senate Minority Leader Charles E. Schumer (D-N.Y.), the Center for American Progress and American Bridge.” [WaPo]

TRUMP DUBAI HOTEL OPENING TO PROVIDE FRESH CONFLICT OF INTEREST - It’s been a whole five minutes since the last ethical challenge. Jon Gambrell: “The Trump International Golf Club in Dubai — the sheikhdom in the United Arab Emirates home to a futuristic skyline crowned by the world’s tallest building — is due to open in February and be managed by Trump Organization employees. It is set inside Akoya, a massive housing development of 2,600 villas and 7,000 apartments developed by Dubai-based luxury real estate DAMAC Properties. Another Trump-managed golf course is planned for another even larger DAMAC project under development further down the road. Billionaire Hussain Sajwani, who founded DAMAC Properties in 2002, met Trump some 10 years ago and the two men hit it off over their real estate experiences, said Niall McLoughlin, a senior vice president for communications and marketing at the firm…. Sajwani and his family also attended a New Year’s Eve party at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago club in Florida, with the incoming president describing them from on stage as ‘the most beautiful people from Dubai.’” [AP]

‘JOEY NO SOCKS’ - Such good swamp-draining news today. Chris Sommerfeldt: “President-elect Donald Trump rang in the new year together with Joseph ‘Joey No Socks’ Cinque — a convicted felon with ties to notorious Gambino crime family boss John Gotti, a recently released video has revealed. Cinque can be seen in a video obtained by the Palm Beach Daily News, cheering loudly as a tuxedo-clad Trump runs through a number of campaign promises before the hundreds of guests attending the New Year’s Eve bash the President-elect threw at his Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida on Saturday. ‘The taxes are coming down, regulations are coming off, we’re going to get rid of Obamacare,’ Trump can be heard saying as an exuberant Cinque stands next to him, pumping his fists into the air.” [Daily News]

‘WHAT ABOUT CHICAGO?’ TROLLING NOW FEDERAL POLICY - “President-elect Donald Trump said Monday that if Mayor Rahm Emanuel can’t turn the tide on Chicago’s soaring murder rate, Washington may need to step in. Trump, who frequently cited Chicago’s violence during the presidential campaign, tweeted about The Windy City a day after the Chicago Police Department released year-end crime stats showing homicide numbers that dwarfed those of New York and Los Angeles combined. “Chicago murder rate is record setting - 4,331 shooting victims with 762 murders in 2016. If Mayor can’t do it he must ask for Federal help!” Trump tweeted.” [Fox News]

MEGYN KELLY HEADING TO NBC NEWS - We suppose it would be too much to ask for Shep Smith to get Kelly’s spot…. Michael Calderone: “Fox News host Megyn Kelly is leaving the cable news network for NBC News, the network announced Tuesday. Kelly will take on multiple roles at NBC. She’ll host a one-hour daytime talk show airing Monday through Friday and a Sunday evening news magazine show, and will contribute on breaking news stories and NBC’s coverage of major political and special events. ‘Megyn is an exceptional journalist and news anchor, who has had an extraordinary career,’ Andrew Lack, chairman of the NBCUniversal News Group, said in a release. ‘She’s demonstrated tremendous skill and poise, and we’re lucky to have her.’ The departure is a major blow to Fox News, where Kelly hosted a top-rated 9 p.m. show and was considered a key part of the network’s future. In a Facebook post, Kelly said she was ‘incredibly enriched for the experiences’ she had in a dozen years at Fox News.” [HuffPost]

Can you even begin to imagine this neighborhood listserv: “[M]ultiple real-estate sources say [Ivanka] Trump and husband Jared Kushner will move into 2449 Tracy Pl. NW, in Kalorama. That will put the couple less than two blocks from the Obamas, who will reportedly move here post-White House.” [Washingtonian’s Marisa Kashino]

THINGS STAY THE SAME - Once again, Heath Shuler was denied his place in history. John Bresnahan and Kyle Cheney: “House Republicans overwhelmingly reelected Paul Ryan on Tuesday to another term as speaker of the House. Only one — Rep. Thomas Massie (R-Ky.) — voted against him…. On the other side of the aisle, House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi saw four defections in her own caucus: Rep. Jim Cooper (D-Tenn.) voted for fellow Ohio Democrat Tim Ryan, and Rep. Ron Kind (D-Wisc.) voted for Cooper. Rep. Kathleen Rice (D-New York) also voted for Tim Ryan, and Rep. Kyrsten Sinema (D-Ariz.) voted for Rep. John Lewis.” [Politico]

*Insert Illuminati joke here* “Former President Bill Clinton and 2016 Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton will attend President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration later this month, aides to both Clintons told CNN on Tuesday. Former President George W. Bush and former first lady Laura Bush will also attend, the 43rd president’s office said in a statement Tuesday.” [CNN’S Dan Merica and Theodore Schleifer]

THE GOP’S OBAMACARE CLOWN SHOW HAS BEGUN - Congress officially took the first procedural step Tuesday to unravel the health law, and Republicans still have no clue what the final step will be. Noam Levey: “Congressional Republicans, despite pledging to quickly repeal the Affordable Care Act, are struggling with what parts of the law to roll back and how to lock up the votes they will need, particularly in the Senate, to push their ambitious plans. Settling these questions may delay any major repeal vote for months. Just as importantly, a protracted debate could force President-elect Donald Trump and GOP lawmakers to preserve parts of the healthcare law they once swore to eliminate. And this all must be resolved before they even turn to the question of how to replace the law.” [LA Times]

TRUMP CAMP PROMISES PRESS CONFERENCE FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME - He totally won’t back out again, you guys. Callum Borchers: “Donald Trump senior adviser Kellyanne Conway told CNN on Monday that the president-elect will probably hold a news conference Jan. 11. ‘I know that’s the current plan,’ Conway said, sounding less than certain. Let’s not forget that a September event originally billed as a news conference turned out to be an infomercial for Trump’s new D.C. hotel — capped by a brief concession that President Obama was, in fact, born in the United States. And last month’s long-planned news conference was scrapped just days beforehand. So plans can change. Assuming Trump does follow through next week, his news conference drought will end at 168 days — a staggeringly long stretch for a man who once constantly held court with reporters and seemed to view the interactions as a kind of sport.” [WaPo]

CONGRESS LOVES JESUS MORE THAN AMERICA DOES - Science says so. Eliza Collins: “Lawmakers in Congress are overwhelmingly Christian, more even than the America they represent. Nine out of 10 members the new House and Senate (91%) sworn in Tuesday describe themselves as members of the Christian faith, according to a survey released by Pew Research Center Tuesday. The number of Christians in Congress is higher than the number of Americans who identify as Christian. That number has been declining in recent decades. Between the early 1970s and 90s the number hovered around 90% but by early 2000 it had dropped to around 80%. According to a spokeswoman from Pew, that number continues to decrease.” [USA Today]

BECAUSE YOU’VE READ THIS FAR - Here is a dog being shamed about its snoring.

BREAKING RICHARD NIXON NEWS - Peter Baker: “Richard M. Nixon told an aide that they should find a way to secretly ‘monkey wrench’ peace talks in Vietnam in the waning days of the 1968 campaign for fear that progress toward ending the war would hurt his chances for the presidency, according to newly discovered notes. In a telephone conversation with H. R. Haldeman, who would go on to become White House chief of staff, Nixon gave instructions that a friendly intermediary should keep ‘working on’ South Vietnamese leaders to persuade them not to agree to a deal before the election, according to the notes, taken by Mr. Haldeman.” [NYT]

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HUFFPOST HILL - Better Angels Of Our Nature Totally Cuck House GOP

Joe Biden reminded everyone why he might be the closest thing humanity has to a walking, talking “tfw” joke. Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are moving two blocks from the Obamas’ future home, though nobody is discussing their proximity to a nearby Islamic center for some reason. And a bunch of Hillary Clinton staffers have been recruited to run rapid response at the DNC, because what the opposition really needs are more black-and-white videos of Jonah Hill in a heather gray sweater solemnly telling us how much we need the individual mandate. This is HUFFPOST HILL for Tuesday, January 3rd, 2017:

GOP IN GISARRAY - The real loser in all of this is Rep. Blake Farenthold, who will now have that picture of himself dressed in duckling PJs re-broadcast to the world (see below!). Matt Fuller and Paige Lavender: “After a torrent of bad headlines, countless phone calls to member offices, and two tweets from President-elect Donald Trump, House Republicans dropped their plans to gut the Office of Congressional Ethics Tuesday, just minutes before the House was set to gavel in for the 115th Congress and adopt their rules package for the next two years. The amendment ― authored by Judiciary Chairman Bob Goodlatte (R-Va.) ― would have placed the independent congressional ethics office under the oversight of the House Ethics Committee, changed the OCE’s name and barred the office from releasing reports to the public. In effect, it would have neutered Congress’ most aggressive watchdog. The decision to strip the Goodlatte amendment came just before noon on Tuesday as Republicans planned to begin the 115th Congress. Earlier in the day, responding to numerous news reports about Republicans gutting the OCE, Trump asked in a tweet whether Republicans really had to make the ‘weakening’ of the ethics office their first order of business, though he also didn’t necessarily come out against the idea of eventually overhauling the OCE.” [HuffPost]

Read HuffPost’s Ryan Grim on what made this whole snafu truly important: It proved that Congress will still react to public outrage.

We just want to see Sandy Levin in Snapchat Spectacles: “Several Democrats took pictures on the House floor as the chamber held a quorum call to kick off the 115th Congress — a violation of House rules that Republicans want to start punishing with a fine of up to $2,500…. Taking photos or recording video on the House floor has been a longstanding violation of House rules, but the fine is something new Republicans are proposing this year as a delayed reaction to Democrats’ June sit-in on the House floor protesting gun violence. During the sit-in, Democrats used their cell phones to record video of their speeches and chants and took photos of themselves and their colleagues after Republicans turned off the CSPAN cameras that provide live access to the floor.” [Roll Call’s Lindsey McPherson]

Watch this video of our HuffPost DC colleagues reading mean tweets.

HERE’S SOME SWEET, SWEET CUD FOR FINANCIAL SERVICES DEMOCRATS TO CHEW ON - Ben Carson’s confirmation hearing before Senate Banking is quickly becoming our second-most anticipated confirmation hearing. David Dayen: “OneWest Bank, which Donald Trump’s treasury secretary nominee Steven Mnuchin ran from 2009 to 2015, repeatedly broke California’s foreclosure laws during that period, according to a previously undisclosed 2013 memo from top prosecutors in the state attorney general’s office. The memo obtained by The Intercept alleges that OneWest rushed delinquent homeowners out of their homes by violating notice and waiting period statutes, illegally backdated key documents, and effectively gamed foreclosure auctions. In the memo, the leaders of the state attorney general’s Consumer Law Section said they had ‘uncovered evidence suggestive of widespread misconduct’ in a yearlong investigation. In a detailed 22-page request, they identified over a thousand legal violations in the small subsection of OneWest loans they were able to examine, and they recommended that Attorney General Kamala Harris file a civil enforcement action against the Pasadena-based bank. They even wrote up a sample legal complaint, seeking injunctive relief and millions of dollars in penalties.” [The Intercept]

BLACK PEOPLE WORRIED ABOUT JEFF SESSIONS FOR SOME REASON - But some of his best friends are ― oh, they aren’t? Lilly Workneh: “The NAACP is staging a sit-in protest at the office of U.S. Sen. Jeff Sessions in Mobile, Alabama to speak out against his nomination by President-elect Donald Trump for attorney general. Several leaders of the civil rights organization have thus far participated in the protest, which kicked off Tuesday morning, including NAACP President Cornell William Brooks, and Alabama state NAACP President Benard Simelton. Brooks posted a tweet Tuesday morning declaring that he will continue to occupy the office until the protest results in either Sessions’ withdrawal or their arrest.” [HuffPost]

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THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU ‘DANGEROUS DONALD’ SOMEHOW GIVEN JOB - Listen closely to the wind and you can hear the anguished typing of a million Bernie Bros. Philip Rucker: “The Democratic National Committee is building a ‘war room’ to battle President-elect Donald Trump, pressure the new Republican administration on a variety of policy matters and train a spotlight on Russia’s alleged cyberattacks to influence the 2016 election…. The DNC’s new communications and research operation, to be staffed by former aides to Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign, will be one of several efforts from across the Democratic firmament to take on Trump, including the office of Senate Minority Leader Charles E. Schumer (D-N.Y.), the Center for American Progress and American Bridge.” [WaPo]

TRUMP DUBAI HOTEL OPENING TO PROVIDE FRESH CONFLICT OF INTEREST - It’s been a whole five minutes since the last ethical challenge. Jon Gambrell: “The Trump International Golf Club in Dubai — the sheikhdom in the United Arab Emirates home to a futuristic skyline crowned by the world’s tallest building — is due to open in February and be managed by Trump Organization employees. It is set inside Akoya, a massive housing development of 2,600 villas and 7,000 apartments developed by Dubai-based luxury real estate DAMAC Properties. Another Trump-managed golf course is planned for another even larger DAMAC project under development further down the road. Billionaire Hussain Sajwani, who founded DAMAC Properties in 2002, met Trump some 10 years ago and the two men hit it off over their real estate experiences, said Niall McLoughlin, a senior vice president for communications and marketing at the firm…. Sajwani and his family also attended a New Year’s Eve party at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago club in Florida, with the incoming president describing them from on stage as ‘the most beautiful people from Dubai.’” [AP]

‘JOEY NO SOCKS’ - Such good swamp-draining news today. Chris Sommerfeldt: “President-elect Donald Trump rang in the new year together with Joseph ‘Joey No Socks’ Cinque — a convicted felon with ties to notorious Gambino crime family boss John Gotti, a recently released video has revealed. Cinque can be seen in a video obtained by the Palm Beach Daily News, cheering loudly as a tuxedo-clad Trump runs through a number of campaign promises before the hundreds of guests attending the New Year’s Eve bash the President-elect threw at his Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida on Saturday. ‘The taxes are coming down, regulations are coming off, we’re going to get rid of Obamacare,’ Trump can be heard saying as an exuberant Cinque stands next to him, pumping his fists into the air.” [Daily News]

‘WHAT ABOUT CHICAGO?’ TROLLING NOW FEDERAL POLICY - “President-elect Donald Trump said Monday that if Mayor Rahm Emanuel can’t turn the tide on Chicago’s soaring murder rate, Washington may need to step in. Trump, who frequently cited Chicago’s violence during the presidential campaign, tweeted about The Windy City a day after the Chicago Police Department released year-end crime stats showing homicide numbers that dwarfed those of New York and Los Angeles combined. “Chicago murder rate is record setting - 4,331 shooting victims with 762 murders in 2016. If Mayor can’t do it he must ask for Federal help!” Trump tweeted.” [Fox News]

MEGYN KELLY HEADING TO NBC NEWS - We suppose it would be too much to ask for Shep Smith to get Kelly’s spot…. Michael Calderone: “Fox News host Megyn Kelly is leaving the cable news network for NBC News, the network announced Tuesday. Kelly will take on multiple roles at NBC. She’ll host a one-hour daytime talk show airing Monday through Friday and a Sunday evening news magazine show, and will contribute on breaking news stories and NBC’s coverage of major political and special events. ‘Megyn is an exceptional journalist and news anchor, who has had an extraordinary career,’ Andrew Lack, chairman of the NBCUniversal News Group, said in a release. ‘She’s demonstrated tremendous skill and poise, and we’re lucky to have her.’ The departure is a major blow to Fox News, where Kelly hosted a top-rated 9 p.m. show and was considered a key part of the network’s future. In a Facebook post, Kelly said she was ‘incredibly enriched for the experiences’ she had in a dozen years at Fox News.” [HuffPost]

Can you even begin to imagine this neighborhood listserv: “[M]ultiple real-estate sources say [Ivanka] Trump and husband Jared Kushner will move into 2449 Tracy Pl. NW, in Kalorama. That will put the couple less than two blocks from the Obamas, who will reportedly move here post-White House.” [Washingtonian’s Marisa Kashino]

THINGS STAY THE SAME - Once again, Heath Shuler was denied his place in history. John Bresnahan and Kyle Cheney: “House Republicans overwhelmingly reelected Paul Ryan on Tuesday to another term as speaker of the House. Only one — Rep. Thomas Massie (R-Ky.) — voted against him…. On the other side of the aisle, House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi saw four defections in her own caucus: Rep. Jim Cooper (D-Tenn.) voted for fellow Ohio Democrat Tim Ryan, and Rep. Ron Kind (D-Wisc.) voted for Cooper. Rep. Kathleen Rice (D-New York) also voted for Tim Ryan, and Rep. Kyrsten Sinema (D-Ariz.) voted for Rep. John Lewis.” [Politico]

*Insert Illuminati joke here* “Former President Bill Clinton and 2016 Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton will attend President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration later this month, aides to both Clintons told CNN on Tuesday. Former President George W. Bush and former first lady Laura Bush will also attend, the 43rd president’s office said in a statement Tuesday.” [CNN’S Dan Merica and Theodore Schleifer]

THE GOP’S OBAMACARE CLOWN SHOW HAS BEGUN - Congress officially took the first procedural step Tuesday to unravel the health law, and Republicans still have no clue what the final step will be. Noam Levey: “Congressional Republicans, despite pledging to quickly repeal the Affordable Care Act, are struggling with what parts of the law to roll back and how to lock up the votes they will need, particularly in the Senate, to push their ambitious plans. Settling these questions may delay any major repeal vote for months. Just as importantly, a protracted debate could force President-elect Donald Trump and GOP lawmakers to preserve parts of the healthcare law they once swore to eliminate. And this all must be resolved before they even turn to the question of how to replace the law.” [LA Times]

TRUMP CAMP PROMISES PRESS CONFERENCE FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME - He totally won’t back out again, you guys. Callum Borchers: “Donald Trump senior adviser Kellyanne Conway told CNN on Monday that the president-elect will probably hold a news conference Jan. 11. ‘I know that’s the current plan,’ Conway said, sounding less than certain. Let’s not forget that a September event originally billed as a news conference turned out to be an infomercial for Trump’s new D.C. hotel — capped by a brief concession that President Obama was, in fact, born in the United States. And last month’s long-planned news conference was scrapped just days beforehand. So plans can change. Assuming Trump does follow through next week, his news conference drought will end at 168 days — a staggeringly long stretch for a man who once constantly held court with reporters and seemed to view the interactions as a kind of sport.” [WaPo]

CONGRESS LOVES JESUS MORE THAN AMERICA DOES - Science says so. Eliza Collins: “Lawmakers in Congress are overwhelmingly Christian, more even than the America they represent. Nine out of 10 members the new House and Senate (91%) sworn in Tuesday describe themselves as members of the Christian faith, according to a survey released by Pew Research Center Tuesday. The number of Christians in Congress is higher than the number of Americans who identify as Christian. That number has been declining in recent decades. Between the early 1970s and 90s the number hovered around 90% but by early 2000 it had dropped to around 80%. According to a spokeswoman from Pew, that number continues to decrease.” [USA Today]

BECAUSE YOU’VE READ THIS FAR - Here is a dog being shamed about its snoring.

BREAKING RICHARD NIXON NEWS - Peter Baker: “Richard M. Nixon told an aide that they should find a way to secretly ‘monkey wrench’ peace talks in Vietnam in the waning days of the 1968 campaign for fear that progress toward ending the war would hurt his chances for the presidency, according to newly discovered notes. In a telephone conversation with H. R. Haldeman, who would go on to become White House chief of staff, Nixon gave instructions that a friendly intermediary should keep ‘working on’ South Vietnamese leaders to persuade them not to agree to a deal before the election, according to the notes, taken by Mr. Haldeman.” [NYT]

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TWITTERAMA

@mattyglesias: Web traffic is back! Vacation and family togetherness are fine, but clicks are what matters most.

@MEPFuller: Hey but remember when House Republicans were all Let’s-make-sure-the-public-has-a-chance-to-read-and-weigh-in-on-congressional-action?

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@jonlovett: Maybe a moratorium

A moratorium

On videos of celebrities with serious faces

Serious faces

Not saying forever

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But just for now

For now

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