#fight club AU😇😇😇😇😇

[stimtfil]

[quinloki]

Birthday Request Event v2024

Alright let's start off with the primary points:

1 - You do NOT have to give to get.

2 - You do not have to get to give.

3 - Read everything, there's quite a few moving parts =D

Things You Can Do During This Event:

1 - Request a story from me (see the end of the post for the format!)

2 - You can give me a gift! (see "Gifting Quin" below!)

3 - Reblog this post to be entered into a raffle!

Details below the cut!

Raffle Prizes!

-:- 1,000 words of anything you want (within reason) - can be a one-shot, can be a demand for a specific title (make me work on that title you've been dying to read more of). Just has to be One Piece related.

-:- OC Cameo - I'll plunk your OC/self-insert into a story (that is not the Host Club AU ^^; )

-:- I'll draw something for you \o/ I'm not great, but hey, free art xD

Gifting Quin!

❤️ - Pin 5$ to my shirt - it's a local-ish birthday tradition.

❤️ - Share one of my stories and leave a comment \o/ You can do this whenever, but it really makes my day, so have at!

❤️ - Gift me a story, or some art 😳🥰

Ideas (please do NOT send me saucy stuff on anon or if you're under 18):

1 - Draw a scene from any of the stories you've liked! 2 - Draw Quill - by themself, or with you and/or your OC, or a One Piece character \o/ Quill can be a boy, girl, or whatever mix tickles your fancy. Have fun =D 3 - Draw what you see when you think of "Reader" for any given story. 4 - Re-write a scene for a story =O How would you tell me that scene? 5 - Write me a one-shot using the prompts below 😇 6 - Free form a ficlet, drabble, head canon, series of bullet points with ANY anime character and either a "Reader" or Quill =3 Spread your wings beyond One Piece (Wind Breaker, YYH, FMA, MHA, Habin hotel, etc - go wild 🥰)

Feel free to ask me ANYTHING if you're unsure of something

Birthday Bash Requests \o/

Finally, the part you've all been waiting for XD

*** Anon Requests Will be SFW only ***

-:- Give me some reader vibes as applicable (gender/height vibes) -:- Give me a blorbo (or blorbos) - One Piece only please ❤️ -:- Pick something from each of the lists below and then submit your ask! (any items not specified in the ask will be my choice 😇 cause it's my birthday celebration XD )

Pick 1 Vibe: SFW SFW dark SFW Yandere Blorbo NSFW Consensual NSFW dubcon/dark NSFW Yandere Blorbo NSFW noncon Writer's Choice (please include squicks if you pick dark or dub/non con options)

Pick 1 AU: Canon Universe Mafia AU Fantasy AU Cowboy AU Government Mandated Marriage AU Soul Mates AU Modern AU Hallmark AU Mythical Creatures AU Vampire AU Coffee Shop AU A/B/O AU Monster AU (you can say what kind of monster you prefer) BDSM AU Host Club AU Grandline Metro AU (Quicksand, A Light Touch, Heart of Gold, Thrice Prophesized are set in this AU) Writer's Choice (spin that wheel!)

Pick 1 Prompt: Angst / Bad End Aphrodisiac - sex pollen, drugged food, struck by needle, devil fruit Bath/Shower/hotspring Body writing (icing, ink, blood, etc.) Caught in the Act Contractually Obligated Creature x Human Date / First date Dungeon Erotically charged fight Experienced w/virgin Forced Proximity - box, flight, cell, bondage, get-a-long shirt Friend’s hot older sibling Fuck or die Lazy morning sex Long-Term Established Relationship Only One Bed Outside Pliant When Horny Role-play Roughed Up Size Difference (I write this a lot, but I do love it.) Soft/Comfort Sugar daddy/mama The hat rule They were… coworkers/neighbors/etc. Trapped in a Room Trying Again (exes getting back together) Unresolved sexual tension Wounded Writer's Choice

***Requests will be accepted from 6/1 - 7/10 - and posted from 6/1 - 7/31***

Gifts are accepted from 6/1 until whenever \o/ Don't feel pressured to get them in by 7/20 🥰

[commanderbuffy]

I'm with the other anon Bottoms au next maybe some food for thought it doesn't even have to be high school setting useless nerdy Kit meets jocky Jade maybe at a convention maybe Jade's a buff cosplayer oh or at the gym even maybe Kit just got a job at the front desk or she wants to start working out and doesn't know how anything works till a kind stranger coughJade walks in and she joins the local fight club so she doesn't look so incapable next time they meet maybe all of that in one fic 😇💭

I feel like I can’t do a bottoms AU until I see the movie! Let’s do one project at a time guys. We saw what happened when I tried to do more during Tanthamore Week (failure)

[ratlordsarah]

good, cuz I got a whole au I’ve been cooking up 😈

So basically, this is the short version but it starts off with miss power coming back to earth, and just saying dormant in the Forrest for a while, studying the humans, for another possible attack on the planet, so she’s just chilling there for a while

anyways, the time is now 11pm, and dr two brains randomly decides to leave and go to the woods, because Steven and squeaky have been fighting a lot lately, squeaky is gaming control more often, and it’s starting to get dangerous (basically what happens in Jekyll and Hyde)

of course for dramatic effect, it’s raining outside, so tb has his sigma movie moment and just walks under the street light for about an hour or so, until he meets the woods, but his intent is to just stay there

it’s now 3am and basically he’s decided he’s deep enough into the woods, and he picks a spot on the ground next to a tree and attempts to catch some z’s in the mellow dramatic moonlit foggy forest that was freshly rained on

Obviously though, it’s a wet Forrest, so he actually doesn’t go to sleep until 2 hours after the sun rose

(Also, this takes place in fall, because making the weather outside cold makes everything 10x better)

anyways a few days go by, two brains is going through a cheese withdrawal, and it’s basically the same as a heroin withdrawal but like… worse because he’s in the middle of the woods.

also, at this point, a missing person case has obviously been made, because no one has seen him.

About 2 weeks go by now, and a villains club meeting happens, and everyone is discussing how two brains randomly disappeared, talking about ideas of where he might be, what happened, why he’s missing, how he might be, all that fun stuff

anyways, dr two brains is not doing good, but luckily, the mouse brain realized there is no cheese around, so 2brains is able to actually eat stuff that’s not cheese- which is whatever he can find.

he is currently surviving by eating random leaves, dandelions, drinking water from a creek, and licking the sap off trees. He even managed to hunt a squirrel or two to eat. Although ofc, he basically looks weak as a frail Victorian child in the mid evil days with the plague

somehow, he manages to keep this up for 2 months however, allthough at 4am one night, he *sleepwalks* off that ledge you see near the river in some scenes, but woo hooo look who shows up to save the day…… 🎉🎊😇✨miss power✨😇🎊🎉 anyways, she ends up saving him from almost dying, as she was actually watching all along.

she’s basically just yoinked him and flies through the air, and brings him to an abandoned building. And it looks like a pre planed cartel punishment, but it’s actually somewhat like that…. Dr two brains gets chained to a wall and is basically held as prisoner. Why you may ask? Because snake woman over here thinks that he knows wordgirl’s seceret identity (he did, but he forgor)

anyways, he gets the silly torture he deserves for being a tumblr sexyman, and about a week later, he magically remembers that he can chew metal, so he just eats the chains that held him

anyways, we gotta make this dramatic as possible, so the sun is getting ready to set, and two brains makes a run for it, and due to the adrenaline in his veins, silly rat man can run very fast.

he ends up running where all the major villains are doing a crime spree, but he trips and falls and tumbles on the street like a meet crayon and miss power finds him

What basically happens next is the scene from invincible minus the punches, but it’s basically where he’s being whipped in the air by the power lady because of how powerful she is, and in 2 brains pov, he’s getting whipped around like that Optimus prime 3D ride at universal until wordgirl finally stops slacking off, and gets miss power to unhand the mouse guy

he’s dramatically coughing up blood and kapow, he’s now having a seizure on the street as the villains just stare the whole time at this whole ordeal because of utter 😯shock😯 until lady redundant woman and the butcher do what they saw on the medical shows they watch when one has a seizure and he stops seizing

anyways, he’s passed out like the frail Victorian child he is, as wordgirl is fighting miss power. some time has passed now, as two brains wakes up, and piss power immediately yoinks him off the street and basically does a redo of the scene when power almost destroys 2brains with her laser eyes until *drumroll* ✨amazo guy✨ shows up after 5 years of being away to show this power hungry teal Barbie doll how to act, and now it’s like that scene in megamind when metro man starts to fight titan.

anyways, forgot to mention this, but the cops are also there, and one of the cop’s pistols drop out from the place it goes, and it’s laying around next to two brains on the street (which is a hazard, don’t do that 😟)

anyways, like a toddler, he can’t be trusted near a gun because squeaky is in charge, and is trying to get rid of the human brain, so the mouse brain can completely take over, but that fails because red pajama girl yoinks the gun away last second, but just slow enough to where the mouse brain is the one to get blown away from change in angle.

anyways, now he’s Steven again, because he just passes out as the mouse dna just deteriorates (the red iris and pupil stay in one eye though, because that looks cool)

anyways, Stevie obviously has a lotta lacerations all over him (and talk about malnutrition Oml) and whatnot from being battered by power hungry lady who finally retreats, and he is just asleep at a hospital for 2 weeks as the doctors talk about how they never seen a case like this and stuff, and all the villains, and wordgirl, and amazo, and his family and tubing and doohickey visit him while he’s in this 2 week long coma, tryna make it a scene from a movie or something.

like… a month later he’s discharged from the hospital, and Steven is still living in the wearhouse so he basically just has his bojack horseman era for 2 months rotting in bed in the warehouse all guilty from being two brains and stuff, until he gets the brilliant idea to become an alcoholic

……………………………

…. Idk what happens next, this is based off a series of dreams I had lmao

does anyone want me to make this into a fic or something on ao3??? 😭 I doubt it’d be good but honestly it seems fun to do for the au lol

whispers got any fun headcanons on any wordgirl characters… or maybe if you’re really crazy a whole wordgirl oc?… or even a au… fades into the shadows of anonymity

THE WAY I CACKLED AND SCREAMED AHAGAH

I will not miss this opportunity 🫡

Headcannons/theories:

for two brains (there is a lot)

The way Steven’s brain is fused with squeaky’s caused part of his skull to crack off and while part actually popped off during the transformation, it also caused a fracture or two in his skull, so whenever the mouse brain pulsates, it is basically a mix of feeling like your head is going to explode, and the brain slightly pushing his skull, causing the fracture to never properly heal, because it gets slightly opened up again as it pulsates

another thing I’d like to point out is I feel like two brains would occasionally black out and also have a seizure every once in a while due to the electricity during the transformation. This also goes with the fact that he also could get frequent nosebleeds too, if he injured his brain in a certain way.

Also, a hot take of mine is that 2 brains is basically just Steven, but being mostly forced/controlled by squeaky, and of course, his dna is modified too.

another hot take is that it’s only his scalp hair that turned white (maybe a salt and pepper mix everywhere else?idk) because his eyebrows are still brown, and in ballad of Steve mcclean, he is shown to have brown facial hair too, so maybe it was only what touched the helmet in the experiment to turn white, and the rest of the den was sort of scattered everywhere

As a more silly hc of mine, I like to think that squeaky likes to play silly games where he attempts to freak Steven out every once in a while, by causing auditory and visual hallucinations, but Steven later just gets used to it

Also, due to the change in eyes, he’s probably a little color blind, so I like to think that he sees colors the way the color settings were inside the hospital in the house md pilot episode, or maybe just having him see more in a slight grey scale? Idk

The way I like to think squeaky takes control is via brain stem, so it’s basically where the mouse brain still has the brain stem and spinal cord attached to it, and it’s braided and tangled with Steven’s spinal cord, so if Steven and squeaky are fighting for control, it looks like two brains is fighting an invisible person in an arm wrestle or something.

Another hot take is that two brains is still able to remember everything as both Steven and two brains, so have fun with that one as you wish 💀

also, the mouse brain is obviously anatomically incorrect, in both looks and scale, so my theory on how this was achieved was during the transformation, the mouse brain almost blew up due to the electricity, so the brain is basically very inflamed and bloated. As far as the brain wrinkles go, I like to think that squeaky was originally genetically modified before Steven buying him, causing the mouse to basically have the same brain as a human, and squeaky was actively seeking revenge

as far. As cheese goes, I like to think squeaky is really the only one enjoying the cheese, while Steven is purely sick of it, like where after the first month of being two brains, he was just done with cheese, but he’s basically addicted to it due to squeaky. Also, I like to think that two brains can hardly eat anything that’s not cheese, and if he eats something that’s not cheese, he’d have to put so much cheese on that food to the point where you can’t even taste the stuff that isn’t cheese. besides orange juice, because squeaky likes that stuff. In other words, I also think that if he were to put something that’s not pure cheese in his mouth with the intention of eating it, he’d immediately throw up because squeaky doesn’t like rebellion (squeaky read about famous dictators once pre-transformation and decided that’s what he wanted to be)

also, because of only eating cheese, this is why he tries to have as wide of a variety as possible, to at least try and keep it a little interesting.

with that being said, I feel like if the mouse brain were removed, he’d probably puke at the sight of cheese, from how much he had to eat, and due to squeaky, even normal food would probably not be that appetizing either.

Also, in the show, he is built like a noodle, despite how much cheese he eats, so my theory is that he stays like this because the transformation made his metabolism go into overdrive, and usually, fast metabolism causes excess body heat, so if two brains were to take his lab coat off, you can literally use him as a radiator, because he’s gotta get that energy burnt off somehow lmao.

also, mice can’t sweat, so unless unter extreme circumstances, he’s basically just chilling radiating heat like it’s nothing because this genetic trait somewhat transferred during the transformation

Also, throughout the show, he is seen multiple times to worry a lot about how people think about him, (prime example is the episode ballad of Steve mcclean, but also you can see little dribbles of this trait in invasion of the bunny lovers, fill in, wordgirl & bobble boy, and rat trap) and honestly I think this is caused because of the obvious genetic changes that happened, so he obviously gets a lot of stares and weird looks in public, due to his appearance, so imo, he gets that from his appearance.

Due to the cheese consumption this guy does, I feel like he’d definitely have some problems in his digestive tract, as well as a vitamin deficiency for obvious reasons 💀

Also, I like to think that during the transformation, he was a week away from turning 30 (what a great way to start off your thirties XD)

Also, as far as Charlie and meatloaf, I have another hot take that they don’t live in the warehouse, and only two brains lives there. Someone could protest on that because in the new year episode, they are seen to sleep in the warehouse, but I like to think this as more of a thing that they only do every once in a while when two brains is planning a crime that requires them to be there really early. So essentially, they basically work based off of when dr two brains calls them over for the scheme. as Steven

As Steven, I like to think that he had two tuxedo cats. A long haired tux cat named Dennis, and a shorter haired girl tux cat nicknamed mags in public, but is truly named plunger

he was certainly a cat person pre-transformation. Look at him. (You cannot change my mind)

I also like to think that he has a huge cage set up for the lab rats and mice that he had to work with, as he felt really bad for having to use them, so he tried his best to compensate by spending a butt ton on of money on spoiling the rats, and getting a big place for them to stay. (I also am convinced he would name them after the first thing he sees them do, but doomed to the worst way possible, so he named a lab rat piss finger, or Ricky pee pee, and he has a whole long story on how he decided to name the lab rats those names

i like to feel like he was in a science trio with tubing and doohickey, and they were probably great friends

honestly idk how much I agree with the hc I made, but I’d like to feel like doohickey and Steven are probably cousins (blood related or not)

I’ve even pondered ideas like how I feel like Steven is a mix of Irish, Romanian, and maybe a little bit Italian (mother is Irish, and dad is an Italian Romanian mix)

also, I feel like Steven was actually friends with lrw when she was Beatrice, and they’d have some long conversations while he is having his science research copied and stuff

also, I like to think that he and Huggy were good friends,too, and would discuss ways to help wordgirl fight crimes sometimes

I feel like Steven and amazo guy were really good friends and the two would have karaoke night at least once a week, and they’d prolly also chill a lot cracking beers and playing with Steven’s cats and stuff like that.

I feel like he has a phd in engineering, some form of degrees in both biology and chemistry, and a minor in culinary arts

this man can make the best food in the world, but the way he makes it will make Gordon Ramsay cry

has an o

Charlie

The reason Charlie doesn’t talk is either due to nonverbal autism, or a certain condition that causes him to not be able to talk.

either way, Charlie is so silly and honestly I feel like two brains has a soft spot for him(same bro, same)

I like to feel like he is more of a silent observer, like heavy from tf2

amazo guy

Honestly, I like the hc that people think his name should be Adam so much to the point where sometimes I forget it’s not cannon💀

so yeah, his name is Adam

i like to think he also came from lexicon, but on his own accord when he was 21.

he has the same language powers as wordgirl, but just doesn’t make them his main focus.

hes obsessed with pizza and pizza rolls. He would literally rather have a pizza party by the city than 1million dollars.

he was actually fighting alongside wordgirl, and teaching her how to deal with villains until about a month before Steven turning into two brains

he ended up leaving to go and help another city , because she thought wordgirl was ready to fight the villains herself.

i like to think that he was an extreme back street boys and David Bowie fan, and whenever there was a ceremony for him, star man would certainly be playing

he secretly loves the song baby one more time by Britney Spears, but will tell no one

he is more of a dog person, and words cannot describe how badly he wants a golden retriever or German shepherd

wordgirl

She made it to earth with huggy when she was about 9 months old

the reason why lexiconians are so good with reading is that lexiconians use their powers to travel to neighboring planets and galaxies to help others in need, and they achieve this by being able to hyper-adapt to any different language, like to where the average lexiconian can learn Russian fluently in just a week

hot take but lexionite it’s doesn’t come from lexicon, but an enemy planet trying to make a weakness (I say this because it doesn’t make sense to have something from her home planet be her weakness, so it’s basically a hc of mine to not go bonkers over that lmao)

wordgirl is fluent in many other languages, like French, polish, Spanish, and mandarin

Due to her high iq, she still has the energy of a kid her age, although the mental age of a 30 year old, which is why she is so good at talking with other adults

Near perfect memory (why she can remember how she got to earth

early 10 year old at the time the show starts, and either young 12 year old, or almost 12 towards the end of the show

[fstive]

for my twst au ( AUTISTIC WONDERLAND LMAO)

HEARTSLABYUL

WIP :/

actual Thingy (?)

Heartslabyul is a dorm known for its longer list of rules that its students are expected to abide by. Should they break even one, the person will be scolded harshly, or even Beheaded if it goes too far.

almost every member of Heartslabyul, apart from the riddle, wear a face marking shaped like one of the four playing card suits: heart, spade, diamond, or clover. These markings vary in size and location, but most of the Heartslabyul students have theirs behind their ear or under their eyes. The students also appear to be assigned a specific playing card to represent them, whose suit corresponds to the marking on their face. These cards appear on their dorm uniforms.

au

Heartslaybul is a dorm know for its longest set of rules for a dormitory, other than Pomfiore. MOST. heartslabyul students have to follow, Most of the rules consisting bedtimes , clubs , or other things. If a student breaks one, that specific student will be punished, or beheaded

Almost every member of heartslaybul , have a marking on their face, or a part of their body. Mostly hands, Legs , or arms. The uniform is neutral, Members are not aloud to wear anything innapropriate such as.. : R34 Hoodies, shirts n stuff like that ( Sorry idia😭). headphones are aloud during study groups and/or clubs. Members uniforms don't have to correspond to the students marking fully, other than tiny patches or pins.

About the members

RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS { he/she}

riddle is filipino, and japanese. He is autistic ( obviously 😭), hes good at masking it until the topic of hedgehogs come up. Riddle used to be in the gargyole club along with trey, malleus and lillia. Riddle is now in the light music club with Lillia, Yuu, cater and sometimes even leona when he isnt feeling like absolute shit💀. after riddles overblot riddle became More softer with his punishments but still beheading people.. Mostly floyd , And the Adeuce duo. Riddle sings alone in his room whenever he feels like it( i added it cause i felt like it💀), He is also very single . ABSOLUTELY HATES COOKING.

TREY CLOVER { he/they }

trey is black and chinese. trey had dyed his hair with riddle a few times To see how he would look, He looks suprisingly good with blond/purple. trey has adhd and is quite bad at focusing but still tries his hardest. due to gettinv into fights at school protecting riddle, His glasses had broken a few times, So riddle got him some heartslabyul themed glasses. Red, roses, clovers and more. And trey was absolutely estastic. Its been a while since hes gotten gifts from other people so he was happy. trey is still in the gargyole club . [ angsty 😭😭] trey has really bad sensory issues so he uses his magic to help it. magic usually didnt work so he spent hours in his room overworking himself to fix His sensory issues, it never worked. then he realized he was stuck with them.

cater diamond | she/her/they

YASS MAGICAM GIRLIE!! transfem cater/kae . kae is Black and japanese!! shes autism. really sucks at masking it.. but she tries 😞, her and jamil/neige/floyd ( wtv floats ur boat 🤨 ) are dating. shes in the mountain lovers club. but mostly in the light music, they play the Guitar because scrunkly! she decorates her phone wayyy too much.. And damn does she have alot of nsfw😇 they and lillia have a shared magicam account where lillia does singing, sports and books. And she does outfits, manga and grwm's!!!!

Ace trapolla | he/Spade

ADUCE CANNOSN BECAUDE !!! ace is fully black, and fluent in japanese. ace is in the BAKETBALL(according to the twst wiki😭) HE LOVES FOOD BECAUDse... Ace has alot of manga hr shares with cater and idia.. Assuming he goes outside💀

deuce spade | he/Ace

ADUECE????!?!!?!#^ duece is Guatemalan and japanese. Deuce is in the track and field club, and Visits the mountain lovers club to see cater whenever he needs help with his phone. HE 100 PERCENT HAS BROKEN ATLEAST 3 PHONES..

[zkyfall]

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have wips. (You can make your own post or reblog this one!) I have deemed that this isn’t just for writing either. Sketch titles? Comics? DnD campaigns? If you have an unfinished project, it counts!!  

Tagged by @bluedaddysgirl  💖🔥but I blame @spicedrobot for starting this 😭

Also I cant count this high after 6pm so just gonna tag two handfuls of ppl I want to share the PAIN with. @sweatandwoe  @fiddlezips @silcosentropy  @smallhorizons @simpfiles  @agoutighost @ironandglass @goddessofroyalty @x-amount-verbs @mazikomo @insult-2-injury

Feel free to ignore if you’ve played already or are sane 🥰

GOD no, there’s too many of them. Send help and snacks plz (all of these are for Arcane, the brain rot is terminal)

Silco x Anyone Chara other than Vander (yes this is srsly how I sort WIPs):

Courtesan Silco 

Eye Visit

Pirate Silco

Silco x Mek

Swain x Silco

Reader Fics:

Domme Reader

Multiverse Silco

Perfume

Side Effects

Silco x Henchperson Purple

Silco x Vander x Reader

Vander x Bartender

Gens:

Cait Fear Transweek

Jinx Growing Up

Trans Day 3 Fashion

Other ships:

Viktor Machine

Prison Therapist AU  (sinvanco)

andddd putting the Zaundads section below the cut because it is EXCESSIVE and even my titles are NSFW opps 😅😇

Zaundads:

Drifting Ch2-5

Dark Deal Ch1-4

A Lewd Negotiator

Zaundads Farm Life AU

Abusive

Oral Fixation Silco

Beau and the Beast

Companion Bot

Dads Brat

Drug Lord Vander ABO

Fight Club

First Time Part 2

Hidden Fun

Modern Abuse

Morning Light

Nightmare

Prisoner Silco

Private Dance

Roleswap AU

Sick Fic

Silco Mugging

Silco Vander ABO

Silco Warwick Breeding

Silco Warwick Size Difference

Stalker Vander

Vanco Aphro

Voyeur Vander/Silco

YanSilco Modern

Bonus Art WIP:

Silco Playing Card

Silco nap

Silco/Marcus

[slightlyrebelliouswriter23]

@clockworkgraystairs AKSJDJSKSJDJKA SKDJDJ TESSSSSSS THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!! 🥺🥺❤️

OMGGG YOUR REACTIONS HAVE ME WHEEZING 😂🙌🏻 BUT ALSO I'M SO SOFT AT THIS 😭💖

i'm so glad you like boxing jude!!! i needed her to do something physical and was inspired by your fight club au so you have you to thank for that one 🥰

i'll try not to kill you but i make no guarantees 😇

Fine Line | Jurdan Quarantine AU

Written for Jurdan Week 2020, hosted by @jurdannet​ | Day 4- Song Crossover (Adore You by Harry Styles requested by @mysweetvilllain​ )

Chapter Rating: M

CW: mature themes, explicit descriptions, vulgar language, eventual explicit content.

Summary: Two vindictive assholes. One shitty apartment. And a vow to get under each other’s skin. Stuck in hate together twenty-four-seven, this can only end in a crime of passion.

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Part I- Adore You

[Cardan POV]

The minute I walk into the kitchen, I know I’m fucked.

She’s sitting there on one of my bar stools, at my island counter, eating my strawberries straight out of the plastic container. I say “my” because I’m still in denial that I have to share this shit-hole with anyone. Especially her.

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