#fifty exclamation marks ten missed calls three texts from random different friends i didnt even know knew that guy
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Quirk masking for anonymity bc im a total coward. I have a crush, who might be the most genuinely sweet and flustering troll ive ever met. But im worried i want *too* much. We’ve gone on dates that look flush, but last wipe had one movie date veer pale, like pale as the stars and sands of the sea. Without getting too graphic, we nearly ended up in a pile.
How do i get these feelings under control? Or do i need to have the vacillation talk with them? Ive never done this before. It doesn’t help that they sort of live several nights travel away from me (usually we meet in the middle every perigee).
Should i cut my losses or do you think i have a chance of making this work? Thanks in advance
good advice: you can try getting a life or hobbies but honestly just talk about it literally everyone i know is always like "oh should i talk about this thing or act like a little freak of nature without ever explaining why" and then choose the freak option im so sick of you people
bad advice: yes for sure cut them off ghost them even set up a dartboard with different city names move to whichever one it lands on and become a waste disposal troll there then discover their body mysteriously in 2.5 sweeps and leave it for the local beasts without another thought
#pale stuff#red stuff#ok but tbh youre doing at least fifty times better than most of the assholes i see getting into relationships#by even thinking about having that talk#so many of my hatefriends have their shit fall apart cause they start randomly vacillating all over the place#i get introduced to their moirail and then not even a perigree later theyre suddenly texting the gc like#''i think theyre bleeding out??????? what do i do??? i wasnt trying to kill them pleading emoji crying emoji''#fifty exclamation marks ten missed calls three texts from random different friends i didnt even know knew that guy#oh wait i forgot#asks#lmao maybe i am the freak#thats not a maybe i spent way too long typing these tags can anyone even hear me anymore hello are you there#its definitely just grey reading this
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