#fifteen years of retail and I am getting excited about the mere idea of being able to use the bathroom without permission

[lazywitchling]

I am an ADULT who can DEFINITELY MAKE PHONE CALLS and does NOT have to hug a squishmallow while doing it.

… no, I did. I definitely did hug the squishmallow. But I made the phone call and now I have a MEETING set up like a FANCY PERSON.

Heh. “I have a meeting on Monday morning.” Look at me sounding like a proper adult.