#ficus hate being cold? my lil bitch is in the coldest room of my flat and throws a fit if i put her somewhere even slightly warmer
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"gets weirdly intense about houseplants" would definitely be in my bio if i were a character
#liz commented on my most recent fic#and reminded me i'm in a snit with my giant philo again#the girls are fighting#full respect to yt people and ig people who are like THIS IS HOW TO CARE FOR UR PLANTS#but my plants have unionised and at this point i am merely reacting to their whims#can and will kill every aloe i come into contact with#have accidentally kept 2 crotons and several monsteras alive for years#ficus hate being cold? my lil bitch is in the coldest room of my flat and throws a fit if i put her somewhere even slightly warmer#ferns are so easy to care for? dead. all of them dead.#string of x are so fussy!!! meanwhile i forget my turtles and hearts exist and they're Taking Over#alocasias are bastards though that's the truth i don't know what they want#anyway ignore me i'm yelling about plants#that's not even half of my collection rip 💀#so it is decreed
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