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Fics With Titles That Start With B (4) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three

Baby, I'm Yours (ao3) - katiemorag

Summary: Dan's parents are trying to set him up with their friend's daughter at a dinner, totally unaware that he's been sleeping with their waiter, Phil, for months.

Baby, It’s Cold Outside (ao3) - howell_slide

Summary: The heating’s out.

Or, Dan would do anything to get Phil to get his furry blanket for him.

baby, you put a spell on me (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Magic is common in Phil's world. But even spells and potions can't explain his seemingly supernatural affeciton for his roommate...

Babylon (ao3) - ottertrashpalace

Summary: Just a little story about two boys realizing that they can make their own rules, and even if it's hard, they are worth it.

Back to December (ao3) - trancelover99

Summary: Dan and Phil previously had a fight that resulted in a breakup, but after not seeing each other for a year, Phil agrees to meet with him in a coffee shop to talk things over. Will the two finally make up, or is their relationship done for good?

backstage, baby (ao3) - baroquen

Summary: Dan's a theatre kid doing his first show at university, Phil does theatre tech, and they fall in love backstage.

Backyard Bliss (ao3) - milfbilvy

Summary: Dan and Phil spend some time in the backyard of the phouse, enjoying some quality time together under the shade of their beloved cherry tree.

Bear (ao3) - Mysticallykai

Summary: As a child, Dan was easily frightened and needed comfort; that was when his Nana first gave him his Pooh Bear plush, as something that could keep him safe. Over the years, the plush became his absolute comfort, even into adulthood. When Phil comes into the picture, he makes Dan even more comfortable; through the good times and bad.

because none of it was ever worth the risk (ao3) - howell_slide

Summary: Dan arrives home from Phil’s, and the house is empty.

begin again (ao3) - damidragon

Summary: he just has to wait this out. sitting outside the doctor’s waiting room whilst his soul doesn’t so much as get pieced back together than it fades back in.

behind the curtain (ao3) - resurrectdead

Summary: Dan adores pink and is playing Satine in the school production of Moulin Rouge. Phil cherishes black and just happens to be good at doing some bombass makeup. Fate brings them together.

Benefits (ao3) - Misha_with_wings

Summary: They never talked about it.

"It" being those nights where one or both of them just needed a release and they helped each other out.

Maybe they both secretly wished they were more than friends, but friendship did have its benefits.

bet on love and let it ride (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: For once in his life, Dan decides not to overthink it.

Better Off (ao3) - tellsfromhale

Summary: Dan's relationship with his family has been getting better, but when his mum drops the bomb that she's seeing someone and wants Dan to meet him, Dan doesn't know how to handle it.

Blonde hair and broken lamps. (ao3) - TheWolfWithinMe

Summary: If you've watched the mukbang, you'll know where this is going.

Blondes just wanna have fun (ao3) - harrysbabyboo

Summary: Phil just dyed his hair bleach blonde and this is how I think the conversation with Dan went.

Blood On Your Skin (ao3) - Absolutefilthimsosorry

Summary: Dan has something of a blood kink. After filming the slime crafts video, Phil decides to indulge him.

It’s fake blood smut y’all. Idk what else to say.

Boom Chicka Wow Wow Time (ao3) - Scuddleduck

Summary: "Phil wants skinny jeans back. Not me. Those things are hard to take off when it comes to the boom chicka wow wow time, you know what I'm saying?"

-real life Dan Howell revealing yet another thing about his and Phil's real sex life that I Didn't Need To Know

a skinny jeans mishap threatens to ruin boom chicka wow wow time

borrowed (ao3) - dan-whoell (infiniteseriesofhalfways)

Summary: Dan borrows an outfit to go down to the corner shop.

bragging rights (ao3) - wednesday_ukiru

Summary: A hot doctor sits down next to Phil as he’s coming off anesthesia.

Buffy Movie Nights are Life Changing (ao3) - angelicsam

Summary: Things get steamy between Dan and Phil during their nighttime Buffy streaming session in 2010; featuring a confident yet bashful Phil and a shy Dan who learns how to drive Phil crazy.

Burning Bibles (ao3) - cherryheartz

Summary: phil lester loved curly headed boys with tattoos on their arms and a joint made with torn bible pages between their soft lips.

and dan howell was exactly that.

but home is just a room (full of my safest sounds) (ao3) - blueshirt

Summary: In which things fall apart, and then back together.

Or, the one where they break up in 2012 and stumble across each other three years later. Featuring Dan as a radio show host and BBC presenter, and Phil as a weatherman on the Isle of Man.

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Fics With Titles That Start With B Masterlist 2

part one

Bad in the Blood (ao3) - thelittlestpurplecat steve/bucky E, 90k

Summary: Bucky Barnes leads a charmed life. As the son of the most powerful, and arguably most dangerous man in Brooklyn, all he had to do was want something, and it was his. People fell over themselves to garner a little favor from him, and his family; that is, until Steve Rogers.

Bucky finds himself drawn to the prickly little nothing of a kid who dared to turn him down, but the set up is far from perfect. Steve's family has gotten in the mob's bad graces, and Bucky find himself torn between family loyalties, and the boy who make him, for the first time, feel something for someone other than himself.

Bad Romance (ao3) - elcapitan_rogers, sleeplessinbudapest steve/natasha E, 54k

Summary: The new teacher hates Natasha. Or does he? (Romanogers AU- Teacher/Student)

Behind Bars (ao3) - sara_holmes bucky/clint M, 32k

Summary: Reasons that Bucky has vowed never to get involved in Steve’s fights ever again: 1. He’s landed himself in jail, 2. The jail is in the ass-end of Latveria, 3. The only other American within a hundred clicks is an asshole, 4. Said asshole happens to be his cellmate and Bucky’s stuck with him.

Bend Around the Wind (ao3) - Scyllaya loki/tony E, 403k

Summary: A few months after the battle of New York the God Loki appears back on Stark Tower under chaotic circumstances. This time however he is on the run. Tony Stark gets caught up in the crossfire and is taken along with the Aesir. Can the two of them ever make truce in order to get away? And even if they do, how does one escape from such a dark corner of the universe, when they are so very far away from the Nine Realms, that not even Loki knows the way back home. But first, they need to survive.

Better When I’m With You (ao3) - thelilacfield wanda/vision T, 69k

Summary: He’s had a number of firsts. Virginia Reed, his first crush. Wanda Maximoff, his first kiss. Eve Simon, his first heartbreak. Mandy Fournier, the first girl who said yes when he asked her to dance. And he’s becoming increasingly certain that Sam Wilson is his first love.

Vision writes a letter each time he has a crush so consuming he can’t forget it. They are tiny pieces of his heart, written out for his eyes only, a way to say goodbye.

Until the day they’re sent out.

between wanting and needing (ao3) - snarkymuch bucky/steve/tony E, 123k

Summary: An abused sub, a traumatized switch, and gentle dom come together to heal. This is their story.

BIG & small (ao3) - hobbitdragon bruce/natasha M, 10k

Summary: I saw Age of Ultron, loved Natasha/Bruce, but hated how Joss did it. Here's my version of how this pairing should go.

blondie (ao3) - luckybxrnes bucky/clint, steve/tony, wanda/natasha, pietro/peter T, 188k

Summary: when james buchanan barnes and clint barton meet for the first time, it ends with clint in a dumpster and a broken hearing aid.

maybe it wasn't his best idea to yell at another assassian and try to fight him on a rooftop.

eight years later, clint is a little smarter and james is trying his best to be okay.

Blue As True As Blue Can Be (ao3) - aaralyn bruce/tony M, 77k

Summary: Tony Stark has worked hard to make sure everyone sees exactly what he wants them to. After all, they'd all rather see the asshole with the too-bright smile than the terrified person underneath who is desperately trying to conceal that which has caused him so much pain. Trust him, he knows.

(Tony Stark is a mutant, and his father had made sure to note /exactly/ how he felt about that. Now, with the Avengers living with him full-time, it's getting more and more difficult to hide the part of him that almost no one still alive knows about.)

Blue Lips, Blue Veins (ao3) - romanoff steve/tony E, 300k

Summary: Tony Stark is Iron Man.

Before that, he was an man with bigger heart than brain. Before that, he was an asshole with a bigger mouth than sense. And before that, he was was a scared little boy. Not that it matters. Stark's always have had iron in their backbone.

Born from the Earth (ao3) - venusm steve/tony, clint/phil, tony/oc E, 277k

Summary: Tony Stark's born an omega in a world where that means he's supposed to follow certain social rules. He becomes Iron Man anyway: Fuck biology.

If only his biology (and the world) would quit fucking him back.

Brookland House (ao3) - Ark steve/bucky E, 8k

Summary: “You seem distressed, my angel. Are you not pleased with the match? The word from court is that Lord James Barnes is an upstanding gentleman, not given to the wild circles around the Prince Regent. And Steve, it was he who asked for you. The young man has kept you in mind all these years -- despite our circumstances.”

Bruises on My Skin (ao3) - pherryt bucky/clint T, 8k

Summary: When you get unexplained bruises appearing on your skin, you're one of the rare few to have found your soulmate. What happens to them, is echoed on you to a lesser degree - but usually it doesn't happen till you're much older.

Clint's first bruise appeared when he was five. He didn't feel so lucky.

Bucky Barnes Hates Christmas (ao3) - QuestinWitchFace sam/bucky T, 19k

Summary: Bucky tries to survive the Avengers Christmas party and the Wilson family Christmas despite not feeling very Christmas-y. Also, yeah, he's in love with Sam Wilson.

bucky's first christmas (ao3) - haveufoundwhaturlookingfor sam/bucky T, 2k

Summary: It's Bucky's first Christmas back since escaping the Winter Soldier, and Sam promised Steve that he would try his best to make it the most magical Christmas for Bucky. Bucky's not quite as excited as Sam is about this idea.

built from scraps (ao3) - peterstank T, 138k

Summary: or: the one where tony was dusted instead of peter, so he and pepper try to figure out the whole ‘family’ thing together.

(oh, and it turns out that the man who died in peter’s arms on an alien planet is his biological father. who knew, right?)

Bulletproof (ao3) - foxxcub steve/tony E, 20k

Summary: At age fifteen, Steve Rogers had been in love with Tony Stark.

By age twenty, he’d (mostly) gotten over it. And then he promptly became Tony Stark's fuck buddy.

burn the ice and call me dirty (ao3) - squadrickchestopher bucky/clint E, 4k

Summary: “I’ve got talented hands,” James says, dropping his voice lower. “If you’re up for it, I could give you a more...personal demonstration.”

It’s a cheesy line, all things considered, but it goes right through Clint like a lightning strike, lighting up his nervous system in all the best ways. “Uh...”

“If you want,” James adds. “It’s up to you.”

“I want,” Clint says, probably too fast to be as smooth as he was hoping for. “Definitely.”

But I Still Feel You (ao3) - pensversusswords steve/tony T, 16k

Summary: Tony knows a lot of things about Steve. He knows that Steve is a stubborn pain in the ass, he knows that he's got a heart of gold, and he knows Steve would rather punch his way out of a tricky situation than talk himself out of it.

But the one thing Tony knows the most: he's hopelessly, tragically in love with Steve.

In which Tony is impulsive, Steve is confused, and they work it out in the end. Eventually.

But My Smile Still Stays On (ao3) - Meddalarksen, victoriousscarf loki/tony T, 42k

Summary: It's pretty well assumed by people that you shouldn't chase after the people that try to shove you off a table when you kiss them. Except, Tony Stark has never been most people, and he's hardly used to being rejected, even by someone as quiet or gorgeous as fashion design student Loki Laufeyson.

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Fic Titles That Start With B Masterlist

Baby, Show Me What It’s Like (ao3) - FayeHunter michael/luke E, 5k

Summary: Luke shouldn’t be trusted at parties. Luckily, he has Michael

Before It’s All Too Much. (ao3) - alxclightwood michael/luke G, 3k

Summary: “Luke, what’s wrong?” he heard, getting quieter as the room began to spin and darkness clouded his vision, his body finally allowing him to succumb to the relief of unconsciousness.

________________________

AKA Luke likes to be dramatic when he’s ill.

Before You Figure Me Out (ao3) - orphan_account michael/luke T, 2k

Summary: Luke maybe, sort of, definitely wants to be Michael’s first kiss.

Beg (ao3) - FayeHunter michael/luke E, 3k

Summary: The first thing Michael hears when he opens the hotel door is a broken off desperate moan.

Or Michael and his boyfriend have a little fun

Be good for your daddies, boys (ao3) - orphan_account ot4 E, 3k

Summary: 5sos have a foursome after realising how much they turn each other on.

bespoke (ao3) - galacticsugar luke/calum G, 500

Summary: There’s something familiar about the shirt Luke is wearing.

better than anything you've tried (ao3) - mercutionotromeo luke/ashton E, 2k

Summary: “Good puppy. Want you to shake that pretty ass for me. Show me what I’m missing, hm? Show off for me.”

Ash bites his lip as he thinks about gripping Luke’s hips, about leaving nail marks on his ass, about slapping one of his soft thighs just to hear him squeak.

“Perfect. My perfect, pretty puppy. You want to touch yourself, puppy? Would that feel good?”

between all the gasping, i finally breathe (ao3) - bellawritess michael/luke T, 8k

Summary: Sick probably more accurately describes how Luke is going to feel after four in the morning at the beach in the middle of September. If it were anyone else, that would deter him. In fact, that would be his excuse. Love to go, but I'm afraid I'll catch cold.

But it's not anyone else. It's Michael. And the thing with Michael that Luke learned a long time ago is that you have to carve out moments with him and clench them in your fist or you'll find yourself fading from his life.

Between Us (ao3) - jadedperspective luke/ashton T, 7k

Summary: Luke has an awful week at work and Ashton knows just the way to cheer him up.

Bleeding heart (ao3) - exhiled_spirit luke/ashton M, 35k

Summary: Time changes. Some would say that all of his wishes came true and in some way they did. That’s why he stopped wishing upon the stars like he did when he was a naive child. Because all those wishes led him up to this moment in time. A time where Luke stopped wishing upon a star and instead felt himself become one. Each and every day he felt his mind leaving his body and float away. It’s only a matter of time now until he’s leaving the atmosphere and becomes a floating rock himself. A rock without its glow, just a cold hard rock that no one sees and cares about. 

Or Luke’s past relationship haunts his ever waking moment and everything comes crashing down during the highly anticipated Meet You There Tour.

Bloom (ao3) - Calumthoodshands (tndart) luke/calum N/R, 5k

Summary: Luke is in desperate need of someone saving his relationship, and Calum tries to without falling for him. 2+1: Two times Luke leaves Calum for what seems like forever — and one time he stays.

Blossom (ao3) - FayeHunter michael/luke E, 9k

Summary: Luke’s been hooking up with his friend, Michael for a bit now. Too bad he’s just a little in love with Michael. Too bad Luke doesn’t know how to tell Michael or if Michael feels the same.

Blue Masquerade (ao3) - CalumSmiles (dreamforlife) michael/luke, calum/ashton E, 85k

Summary: Michael is in love with Luke. That much is clear. Well, to Calum, Ashton and the rest of the world anyway. Luke is blissfully oblivious to the blatant signs. He gets a girlfriend. Michael tries to move on.

Spoiler: he fails.

Body Adventures (ao3) - ShyyyVictoria luke/ashton, michael/calum T, 1k

Summary: Luke wanted to go to Woodstock and get high. For adventurous purposes,

BOYS with an S (ao3) - gardener luke/ashton/calum M, 24k

Summary: French, eighteen years old Luke Hemmings moves to NYC to study Sociology. It is not long until he meets Ashton Irwin, thirty years old owner of a grand, renowned magazine in an unfortunate setting and they decide to get to know each other better. Luke is so overwhelmed by his exclusive charms that he could have never expected a meet-up with Calum Hood. Vice versa.

Broken Love in the First Degree (ao3) - tigerlily_sunshine ot4, michael/calum, luke/ashton T, 29k

Summary: “It’s not me, Cal.”

The bottom drops out of Calum’s world at the tone of Michael’s voice. It is so… empty that it takes Calum a moment to understand what he has said and then another to process it. Calum blinks, his mind still sluggish from sleep. He mouths Michael’s words in the vain hope he might catch on to what Michael actually means.

Calum takes too long. Michael sighs. He hits pause on his game and finally—finally—gives Calum the attention he deserves. His eyes are sad. His bottom lip is a little wobbly. Calum is afraid Michael might cry, but Michael can’t cry. Not on Calum’s birthday.

“Look at your wrist.”

(In which Calum is Michael’s soulmate, but Michael isn’t Calum’s.)

Building a Family (ao3) - FayeHunter luke/ashton E, 37k

Summary: The little plastic stick in Luke’s hands is mocking him. The little two lines on display, stark and unavoidable, are staring back at him, clear despite the fact that his hands are shaking. Luke’s an unmated omega werewolf in a not quite wolf pack. One accident leads to him and Ashton becoming expectant parents. Nothing is ever as simple as Luke hopes it to be.

Luke’s an unmated omega werewolf in a not quite wolf pack. One accident leads to him and Ashton becoming expectant parents. Nothing is ever as simple as Luke hopes it to be.

burnt eggs & broken promises (ao3) - kingscrossinseptember luke/ashton G, 4k

Summary: “…So after a month or two of getting hounded by people, I may or may not have invented a fictional boyfriend.”

Luke glanced up at Ashton with worried blue eyes, as if he was expecting to be berated for lying. Instead, Ashton shrugged. “I can see why.”

or,

Ashton’s always found his roommate, Luke, nothing but aggravating, but when they make a deal where Ashton has to pretend to be Luke’s boyfriend for a night, his opinion starts to shift slightly…

But If We’re Gonna Do Anything We Might As Well Just Fuck (Does He Take Care Of You) (ao3) - Migs luke/ashton E, 6k

Summary: Luke was hoping for a pass on his coursework. He got more. Much more.

OR: Student Luke and Professor Irwin.

Butterfly (ao3) - merlypops luke/ashton, michael/calum M, 29k

Summary: Luke is depressed and Ashton makes him feel loved (and maybe Luke returns the favour too). Also Malum. Yes.

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I'm always a sucker for AUs, dark ficsb and drabbles. I understand being worroed your writing wouldn't do as well if you wrote other things but plenty of us would support you and you'd even have people from the other fandoms see your wonderful writing too! But first and foremost you should write things YOU want to write, especially in regards to comfort characters, it's supposed to be something to bring you joy! That said, I have notifications on for you and always get excited when they pop up, I love your writing and think you're wonderful! uwu ~🎪

Hi Circus top Anon! 🎪

first off, thanks for sending in the love for the Michael and Reader in the grocery store fic! I remember I wrote that threw it in the queue and it got published because I forgot to change the time and shuffle it around. Glad people like it!

Second! Legit thank you for the support! I never want to stop writing. I like it far too much to stop. I still get bummed at some of the things I wanna try, mainly because I am incredibly hard on myself and expect it to pull a certain level of...success is too strong of a word, maybe I just set a standard for myself and get bummed if not reached.

When you write something, throw your free time into it only for it to not perform well can be crushing. You spend time writing it only for it to go, to most, ignored. You are always grateful to those who did like it! Just can put a "Why even try hard if no one likes it?"

Ah, seriously people, if you find your kid is highly competitive with themselves, get them help (ME)

Sometimes the joy had left me. Hated that lol

I'm in your notifications?? Thank you, Carnival top circus...anon!

I think you are pretty wonderful too! 💖

Currently writing Professor Brahms, 1.2k words and I'm not even at the smut yet. I'll be bummed if it flops lmao still am having fun writing it.

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🥺🥺 i am so glad you liked flyboy! write it!!!! there can never be enough jake ficsb

Flyboy | Mini-series | Masterlist

Flyboy | Mini-series | Masterlist Top Gun: Maverick - Jake Seresin x Reader  Pairing: Jake Seresin x Reader Genre: romance; fluff; angst; best friends to lovers Warnings:  general hangman being hangman; sexual tension; general cursing; will contain mentions of a break up / previous relationship; general use of pet names; fem!reader; pining; general naval / flying inaccuracies. Length: Mini-series (see chapter list below)

STATUS: Ongoing

A/N: What did I just do? Write for a new character? Yes I did.

Summary: Jake gets called back to TOPGUN the same time you’ve been granted a sabbatical from work. He invites you, his purely platonic best friend of years, to live with him for 6 months and you accept. Just two best friends kicking it back for 6 months in San Diego, Fightertown USA, right?

Series taglist: @blue-aconite @rosiahills22 @luckyladycreator2 @britty443 @yanak324 @rule107 @fuckyeahhangman @spidey-d00d @dempy @barista-library @alexwinchester23 @shakira-sasha @bxwitched @lumenseal @obiwankenobis-lap @prettybiching @littlebadariell @actuallybarb @beaner-life-23 @coco-loco-nut @criminalyetminimal @tragzerus @alana4610 @tkmarvel-divergentbish @kilojulietsierra @imagineyneyjr @pansexualwitchwhoneedstherapy @ive-got-more-wit @fuzzy-panda @helloimhereforabit @meowimakellysaurusrex @t-rexs @iangiemae @shawnsthighs @cxit-writes @shanimallina87 @dempy @mell-bell @saynotononsense @justsplendidd @dont-talk-me-down @the-cranck-hobbit @blindedbyyourgrace17 @fandom-life-12 @bxwitched @indynerdgirl @hope-love-equality2 @fangirlofallthings22 @alistocats @callsign-marlie @bellamy1998 @slayry @bladed-planes @turningtoclown @double-j @shanimallina87 @chiffondaydreams @capswife @averyhotchner @unordinare @smokey102 @tallrock35 (continued taglist here)

Note: I’m not sure if I have been successful in tagging everyone - I think some of you can’t be tagged properly because of your tumblr preferences. Feel free to drop me a message if it hasn’t worked and we can figure it out.

CHAPTERS: 

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Epilogue

FLYBOY UNIVERSE:

Blurbs

From asks

You wearing Jake’s clothes

Jake bringing you breakfast in the morning / Jake dirty dancing with you in the kitchen

You and Jake visit Grandma Doris and Grace Seresin at Grandma Doris’ home where they dote on you

Jake comes home to a dance party of you, his mom, grandma, sisters and nieces and nephews outside around the fire pit of their Texan mansion

Lazy morning snuggles (with little clothing on) + a Grace Seresin and Grandma Doris sanctioned attack of the nieces and nephews

Jake sulks because travel for work without him (and choose to fly instead of taking the train) and Jake picks you up (a 5 sentence baby blurb)

Baking shenanigans with Jake

Non-asks

Heat Waves - Where you aren’t teenagers anymore, but Jake still has to sneak into your room through the window at night.

A bigger shower? - Where Jake wants to know if a wall to the shower can be knocked out.

One-shots

Coming soon

Last updated 4 August 2022

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On

July 28 last year, judge Mohd Nazlan Mohd Ghazali handed down a guilty verdict on Najib Abdul Razak over seven charges linked to RM42 million from SRC International, a former subsidiary of troubled sovereign wealth fund 1MDB.

Chief Judge of Malaya Azahar Mohamed has directed the transfer of Nazlan from the Kuala Lumpur High Court (Criminal 3) to the Kuala Lumpur High Court (Civil 2), effective March 1.

Another 1MDB-linked case that is pending before Nazlan’s criminal court is the government’s US$340 million forfeiture suit against PetroSaudi International Limited and four others.

Apart from 1MDB-linked matters, Nazlan is also set to deliver on Feb 3 his end-of-defence decision on former Felda chairperson Mohd Isa Samad’s corruption case linked to the purchase of the Merdeka Palace Hotel & Suites (MPHS) by Felda Investment Corporation Sdn Bhd (FICSB).

https://m.malaysiakini.com/news/560099

Always,

i woke up by 5am Malaysia time just now to protect kidney, then meditate. Have warm plain water is 👍.

Reduced desire less than two times/month especially May, June, Dec, Jan, Mar, Sept...2protect life.

2

cure diabetes, cancer: Jogging continuously 30 minutes in daytime only after digested breakfast, light lunch & then walked 10000 steps

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Fics With Titles That Start With B (3) Masterlist

Links last checked: October 26th, 2024

part one, part two

baby, if you wanna try (ao3) - sunflowerwitches (orphan_account)

Summary: wearing jewellery doesn't work in phil's favour when he sees friends that he hasn't seen in a while and they automatically assume he's engaged. engaged to dan

baby, you could be the death of me (ao3) - manchestereye

Summary: “don’t make this weird, idiot. stop looking at my ass when we crawl.”

dan and phil are detectives who “hate” each other.

or, b99 au (kinda) and dnp are sarcastic little shits that spiraled a rivalry over some misunderstandings.

Back Seat Bingo (ao3) - existingcourage

Summary: Phil, a young television and radio personality lands Dan, an upcoming producer as a co-worker. Friendship is inevitable, but what happens when life, love, and fear gets in the way? A 1950’s Phan AU.

Back To Zero (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: One weekend, one house, five people, a recent breakup; Dan wasn't exactly thrilled, but he was going to show up for his friend, even if it meant having to share a bed with a stupid guy that sided with the even stupider guy that broke his friend's heart.

Bad at Being Straight (ao3) - Masterread

Summary: Ace!Phil and very gay Dan slowly realizing they may be more than friends, but Phil's not entirely sure how that's going to work out...

Bang Me Like Those Drums (ao3) - Analphancones

Summary: Phil is the drummer of a band, but how will the lead singer, Kevin, feel when he walks in on Phil banging his younger brother Dan as hard as Phil bangs his drums?

Barbie Horse Adventures (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Sometimes friends force you to get over your worst fears, sometimes you meet your soulmate in the process.

Bardic Inspiration (ao3) - dickiegreenleaf

Summary: Dan is a travelling bard looking for a safe place for him and his beloved horse to spend the night. Thankfully, the local tavern owner, Phil, can offer him one.

Because of Reasons (ao3) - adorkablephil (kimberly_a)

Summary: There’s always a reason why … so they come up with compromises. Or, Dan and Phil go out for a fancy dinner to celebrate Phil’s birthday.

been about you, since i met you. (ao3) - smallbump

Summary: Dan is the boy at school that makes Phil's heart jump and do a flip at the same time.

begin and never cease (ao3) - palomeheart

Summary: Dan is a grumpy second year law student living with reclusive, perpetual grad student named Phil. When the holiday season brings out a side of Phil that Dan’s never seen before, Meanwhile, when Phil finds out Dan hates all things festive, he makes it his goal to change Dan’s mind before Christmas. And also to find the perfect mince pie.

be sure to ring the doorbell (ao3) - frostbitten_cheeks

Summary: Dan’s a tired sports reporter. Phil’s a friendly vampire with no real sense of boundaries, a propensity for bad Dracula jokes and a habit of leaving his unconscious victims in Dan’s kitchen. This isn’t how Dan thought courtship goes, but he’ll take it.

be the shift of cornerstone (ao3) - frostbitten_cheeks

Summary: Japan is eight days of sushi and beauty and unwinding and Dan thinking of marriage far more than is necessary.

Black And White (And Screaming Color) (ao3) - mysticstargirl

Summary: the one where Dan is a teenager admitted to the hospital after his lung cancer hits a particularly nasty bump, and he hates it- but a beaming, beautiful, bright-eyed nurse named Phil Lester makes everything a bit better.

Dan is shades and layers of grey-black-white, but Phil is screaming color. The world is printer ink on cheap paper, Dan is thick, messy acrylic paint on rough paper, and Phil is pastel, watercolor stains on hot pressed canvas.

Everything fades with time, even masterpieces.

black butterflies and deja vu (ao3) - kae_karo

Summary: Once upon a time...there was a little boy, his name was- well, that’s not important. There was a little boy, and he didn’t have lots of friends.

But don’t worry, this isn’t a sad story, even though it sounds like it, I promise.

blue can be kind, too (ao3) - Tarredion

Summary: A tale of being scared, starting fresh, and making your first ever friends after experiencing violent bullying.

Or rather, four-year-old Dan's first day at his new kindergarten.

Breeze (ao3) - sarahjean

Summary: Usually Dan is the one sitting awake at ungodly hours of the morning quietly pondering all the usual things. Death, our career, our future and so many other things. Now it’s my turn. For me, I always lead towards our future. Our lives after this second tour is over. The plans we made over a glass or two of wine. All the big things that are incredibly amazing to think about.

Bring Me Home From Hell (ao3) - the_unwritten_ruler

Summary: It’s an important moment for Dan when he finally perfects the ritual for summoning a demon, but he gets a lot more than he bargained for when he sets the creature loose on his life.

Broke, Gay and New in Town (ao3) - natigail

Summary: Dan Howell was in dire need for a change - he hated his job and his life and he just felt stuck. His grandfather’s letter was a blessing that came with an incredible gift: A farm. Dan had no idea how to run a farm but he was willing to give it a try.

He arrived in Stardew Valley with few expectations but even so, he could never have imagined he would encounter magic, otherworldly creatures, corporate conspiracies, so many queer villagers, a secret destiny and right at the centre of it all the love of his life.

broken porcelain (put me back together baby) (ao3) - Tarredion

Summary: Dan wakes up - in pain, in little tiny pieces he can't make any sense of.

And Phil's out for the day, not there to take care of him while he lays in bed, contemplating the universe and why his goddamn brain has to spread its pain to the rest of his body on his worst of days.

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Fics With Titles That Start With B Masterlist

Babydoll (ao3) - NotEvenCloseToStraight bucky/tony E, 3k

Summary: Bucky's new sex doll looks just like Tony...

Baby, I Ain't Ever Found Anyone Like You (ao3) - maroon bucky/tony E, 19k

Summary: Five times people thought Tony and Bucky were dating different people, one time people thought Bucky and Tony were dating but weren’t, and one time people finally got it right.

baby, i’d victoria your secret anytime (ao3) - ghostsoldier peter/wade E, 4k

Summary: Peter’s known Wade for a while now, so he can maybe see how this makes sense -- like, maybe Wade has a thing about going commando and just happened to have an old girlfriend’s panties lying around, one thing led to another…but…

“And the bra?” Peter croaks.

Baby in a box (ao3) - Lokilover669 G, 16k

Summary: Loki adopts a baby he found in a box in an alleyway. He knew it would change his life but he didn’t know it would change this much.

Barnes Family Motors, Inc. (ao3) - phlintandsteel bucky/tony E, 68k

Summary: In a world where alphas legally own omegas, Bucky is just a small time mechanic from Brooklyn who gets lucky in a poker game. Tony is an omega whose life is fraught with abuse, until his luck suddenly takes a turn for the better.

In the grand scheme of things they may only be able to make little differences in the lives of those around them, but that doesn't mean it's not worth making them. After all, a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

Battlefield Medicine (ao3) - Anni Re steve/tony T, 9k

Instead of the quiet Saturday morning they were hoping for, Steve and Tony wake up to discover that their son, Peter, has been critically injured. In the same instance Iron Man and Captain America discover their son is Spiderman. So much for an uneventful weekend.

Be My Great Escape (ao3) - ionsquare sam/bucky T, 4k

Summary: Who the hell is Bucky Barnes? Sam has no idea, but he’s about to find out. At least his sophomore year of college is shaping up to be an interesting one.

Between the shadow and the soul - viverella clint/natasha T, 11k

Summary: Clint hesitates to call what they do dating, because they’re spies and fighters and liars and people like them aren’t meant for more than a warm body to push against in the night.

He falls in love with her and she falls in love with him and not necessarily in that order.

BF(F) (ao3) - HexxBunny peter/wade T, 10k

Summary: Five times people thought Wade and Peter were a couple which, seriously, where did they get that from? They are not a couple, stop asking. They are just friends now, and did plenty of friend stuff. Like kissing.

And one time people were right.

Bikers and Bright Eyes (ao3) - NotEvenCloseToStraight bucky/tony E, 47k

Summary: Omega!Tony is flirty, sweet, ridiculously pretty and running from his ex.

Alpha!Bucky is beefy, fang-y, unfairly muscled and the perfect guy to scare away any unwanted suitors.

Tony bats his eye lashes and asks the big bad Alpha to fake-date him to keep Ty away.

Bucky takes one look at the Omega’s smile and a quick peek at Tony’s badonkadonk and immediately says yes.

Fake dates, kisses for the camera, strategically torn clothing and meeting the parents, oh my.

Who could have predicted the growly biker Alpha would fall head over heels for a cashmere and glitter wearing bright eyed Omega?

(Hint: Literally the entire world)

(Literally. The entire world.)

(Who needs 2020′s bullshit when we have fluffy, plotless romance?)

Black Jelly Beans, Actually (ao3) - hoosierbitch peter/wade, clint/phil M, 6k

Summary: The trans!Peter/Deadpool + Clint Barton & Aunt May fic that you didn't know you needed.

Blurred Words (ao3) - Serpent_Rose97 pepper/tony T, 37k

Summary: Peters had enough of this world and this life. A goodbye text and the wrong number may be Just what he needs to survive.

Born For This (ao3) - Capsicle2013 steve/tony M, 71k

Summary: Being an Avenger was something he always wanted, but for some reason his parents didn’t want that for him. He just wishes they could see what he sees.

Bound by Blood (ao3) - 27dragons, tisfan bucky/tony E, 45k

Summary: Tony’s bored. He’s bored with the party lifestyle. He’s bored with dull companions and things that should be exciting but are mostly just tedious. When he decides to ski an unmarked path down the side of a Swiss mountain, he’s not looking for trouble, just something to relieve the tedium.

An avalanche is, possibly, a little more excitement than he was hoping for. As was the dead body he discovered in the cave where he took shelter. And that was before the corpse sat up and talked to him.

Now, boredom is the furthest thing from Tony’s mind.

brainwashed bros (ao3) - haveufoundwhaturlookingfor bucky/clint T, 3k

Summary: Bucky and Clint return from a successful mission, only to find that Bucky's childhood best friend (aka Captain America) has been recovered from the ice and is actually alive. On top of that, Loki pays a visit to Earth and brainwashes Clint. So, not only does Bucky have to worry about Steve, but now his brainwashed boyfriend.

Branded (ao3) - KandiSheek bucky/steve/tony M, 40k

Summary: Every child is born with two marks, one from their mother and one from their father. They say that each mark represents a lesson your soulmates will teach you, that you can gain more and more as you go through life.

Tony was born with four. They said he was destined for greatness. If this is what greatness looks like then Tony doesn’t want it.

Breaking News - astolat steve/sam E, 10k

Summary: “I’ve sent you keys,” Tony said. “I’ve emailed, I’ve texted, I’ve called. Pepper called. There is an entire floor of Stark Tower waiting for you to move in. And instead here you are living in a two-bedroom shack out in the open with your — extremely hot, by the way, nice job there — boyfriend. The paparazzi are going to eat you alive, Rogers.”

Bright Eyes (ao3) - NotEvenCloseToStraight clint/tony T, 3k

Summary: After being hurt in a fight, Tony ends up temporarily blind and tries to hide it from the team so they don’t worry.

Clint is the only one to notice, and an honest conversation between the two about exactly how much Tony matters to the team leads to unexpected kisses.

Bucky Barnes Got Married (ao3) - 27dragons, monobuu, tisfan bucky/tony M, 98k

Summary: Bucky married Tony when they were both teenagers. Tony had just lost his parents and Bucky had just lost his arm, and they thought sticking together was the best choice they could make. Now, twenty years later, Bucky fears that he’s lost Tony’s love and is wondering if they made the wrong choice, after all. More than anything, he wishes that he could go back in time and try again, but that’s just a fantasy... or is it?

Buy You A Mockingbird (ao3) - jadedoll steve/tony E, 29k

Summary: Babyfic! When Tony unexpectedly becomes a parent, his world view drastically changes. And changes. Then it changes again. And then again.

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Fics With Titles That Start With B (2) Masterlist

Links last checked: October 26th, 2024

part one

Back to Normal (ao3) - iamphanaf (taylorann14)

Summary: When Dan joins Phil on a family vacation to Florida, Phil’s mother thinks they’ve finally gotten together, Dan panics and goes along with it…

Bad Boy Turned Good - doomedhowell

Summary: Dan is a teenager who’s a bad boy/trouble maker and doesn’t get along with his parents because of his behavior. They care about their reputation around town so the summer he does turns 16, they send him off to stay at the Lester’s (best friends of his parents) where he meets their teen son Phil, who is completely innocent. They don’t get along at first because they’re total opposites. Dan’s forced to spend time with Phil throughout the summer before school starts again and they eventually get along with each other and become best friends/lovers.

Bad Things - EmrysBeard, somanydestiel

Summary: Dan's an easy target- young, weak, starved of love, and Phil's been watching him for a while anyways. Taking on Dan's case may prove to be a fatal flaw.

Based off of "Bad Things" by Machine Gun Kelly

Because (& Other Words We Use Too Much) (ao3) - readerbeware

Summary: Phil Lester looks for love in all the wrong places.

Because He Loved Him - placingglaciers

Summary: In which Dan is so hopelessly in love with Phil, that he tries anything to make him notice him. However, one day he manages to mess up everything and discovers something about himself that he hadn’t noticed before.

Believe in Me (ao3) - Elleberquist6

Summary: Dan Howell is living at home while he’s saving money for college, which isn’t easy since his parents don’t understand him. Unlike them, he loves dogs, is a vegetarian, has no interest in the family business, and he despises the supernatural. He struggles to accept things that are illogical, even though he is a kitsune. Kitsune are foxes whose powers involve the ability to cast illusions, but Dan just wants to be normal. Phil Lester has just moved to London, where he works as a dog walker. When his path crosses with Dan, Phil is eager to get to know him. Unfortunately, Phil soon finds that being friends with Dan is far more complicated than he could have imagined.

Better Than Planned (ao3) - TwistedRocketPower

Summary: Dan and Kathryn take a walk and have a talk.

Bird Watching Club - placingglaciers

Summary: In which it is Dan’s first year at university where he learns a lot, meets his new best friend, experiences things he never thought he ever would, and understands what it exactly means to be happy, free, confused, and lonely (at the same time).

Birthday Sex (ao3) - danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)

Summary: The rules are pretty simple.

Whoever’s birthday it is gets whatever they want, no questions asked.

A bi-annual sex treaty.

It’s the perfect answer to getting rid of all of that pent up angst, leftover desire and sexual frustration they feel for each other. And seriously, it’ll be fine. There’s no way anyone can be manipulated or end up with their feelings hurt or anything like that. Granted, friends-with-benefits has a bad rep, but how could this possibly go wrong?

They’ve got it all planned out.

Black Coffee And Black Hair - georgiabread

Summary: soulmate!au where you and your soulmate share the same tattoo.

Blood On Your Hands, Cream In My Coffee - littlephanwriters

Summary: police officer/criminal AU where Dan and Phil are partners assigned to go undercover as a couple to catch a serial killer, and Dan starts to fall in love with Phil while working on the case (alternatively: the crime AU/coffeeshop AU crossover that no one asked for)

blue moon (ao3) - waveydnp

Summary: it’s storming in the middle of the night in a city not his own and phil’s phone is dead, which means he has no choice but to slink back to the flat he’s just snuck out of… the flat of the once-famous youtuber with whom he’s just had his very first one night stand

Blurred Lines (ao3) - waveydnp

Summary: It’s hard to find hookups when you’re on a world tour.

Body Swap - helloanonymouswriter

Summary: Dan's cousin comes over and after a freaky trip to the museum they wake up in each other's bodies. The problem is keeping it from Phil and finding out if he likes Dan the way Dan loves him.

Boy (wattpad) - wreckthisphan

Summary: In which Phil is selectively mute but Dan can't hear so that's okay.

Brat (ao3) - Misha_with_wings

Summary: Dan is a sassy little brat and he’s such a tease.

So Phil decides to put Dan back in his place, that place being on his knees.

Breathing Underwater - washedoutgay

Summary: Relationships can be a little tricky when one of you lives on land and the other lives in the ocean. It’s especially tricky when people find out about their love when it is strictly forbidden.

But It Takes Someone To Come Around To Show You How (ao3) - Cutaehyung

Summary:

Phan Mute Soulmate AU. Dan is born mute into a world where once in everyone’s life your soulmate will say the specific words that are tattooed onto your body, and bring you together. These words will save your life in more ways than imaginable. Whilst Dan resigns himself to the fact he will never have a soulmate, fate has different ideas…

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Fics With Titles That Start With B Masterlist

Links last checked: October 26, 2024

Baby Boom (ao3) - pasteldanhowells, dannihowell

Summary: Omega!Dan happens upon an abandoned newborn for whom he immediately assumes responsibility. Alpha!Phil isn’t so quick to accept the child into his home.

Back Alley (ao3) - whoops_ima_dannie

Summary: Dan fails at being a hooker.

Back To Those Tokyo Nights (ao3) - waveydnp

Summary: "Because we always fuck in the same position and only when we plan it first and you don’t get excited when you see me naked in the morning and my hair’s going grey and we argue over whose turn it is to take the rubbish out to the bins.”

Basically, We’re Coming Out - rainbowchristy

Summary: Dan and Phil have decided to come out again. Only this time, they’re coming out as a couple.

Battle Scars From War (ao3) - rainbowchristy

Summary: (TW) Dan's arms are littered with pale battle scars and well, his daughter is too young to know the truth.

Bellis Perennis, Myosotis - daeguk

Summary: In which Dan is so hopelessly in love with Phil, that he tries anything to make him notice him. However, one day he manages to mess up everything and discovers something about himself that he hadn’t noticed before.

Beneath A Moonless Sky - wishicouldunreadthat

Summary: Dan, Year 13, is visited by the ghost of Phil, his old best friend who had mysteriously died a year previous. The mystery, and their story, unfolds, whilst Dan’s mental state starts to crumble.

Benefits Of Talking To Photographs - ihavecoldhands

Summary: Dan meets the love of his life at three am in an empty Starbucks. Consequences of Following Fate from Dan’s POV.

best kept secret (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: Bryony wants to introduce Dan to her friend Phil... the same guy Dan may already be dating.

Be Still My Foolish Heart - tobieallison

Summary: Phil is a bartender in a jazz club during the Prohibition and he’s doing his best to live a plain, but safe life. - that all goes out the window when a new jazz band is hired and the drummer, Dan, starts to capture Phil’s heart.

Bet On It - cactiphan

Summary: The bet starts on the first of the month and for Dan it ends on the 13th, but for Phil, he sticks to the bet and goes the entire month without sex, whilst Dan gets needy and begs for Phil in the form of masturbating openly in front of him.

Big Love (ao3) - winstonlives

Summary: Phil wakes up freezing one night, only to find out he is shrinking. Panicked and tiny he goes to Dan for help. Together the two deal with the challenges that come along with being too small for the normal world. Relying on each other, and working together, they realize their friendship, is in fact more than just friendship.

billet-doux (ao3) - Tarredion

Summary: Dan and Phil, gang leaders and rivals to the highest degree, harbor big secrets they want no one to see.

Birds (ao3) - HappyHoloLady

Summary: Phil is a library volunteer who somehow ends up helping with a children's activity. And as he's working, he can't help but notice the curly haired stranger who is really good with kids and really good at making him smile.

Blindsided (ao3) - obliviongrace

Summary: Before cactus plushies and lava lamps there were white walls and broken blinds. After moving to London, Dan and Phil’s lives explode with the stress of a million subscribers and trying to get a radio show and invaded privacy. Phil is just trying to keep the world out, but Dan is worried they might shut each other out along the way.

Blue Cars - lesteresce

Summary: Dan isn’t special. He’s not. And he’s ok with that, he thinks.

Blurry Face (wattpad) - phanci

Summary: Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces.

That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

Building... Building... (ao3) - yikesola

Summary: Phil’s usually far too anxious to mess around with sex on a bad day. He knows; they’ve tried. But Phil thinks, while standing in the kitchen and still feeling the sparks on his skin where Dan had just been so tender and so doting, maybe it’s actually what he needs today. A fic about anxious days and attention.