#fic: my money's on you
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I've been rereading it's not much (but my money's on you) because I love it to pieces and was wondering if it's still on your radar. If it's not, that's fine, I'll always be grateful for what you gave us of those characters and that universe. I was just greedily hoping there might be more to come. :)
Anon! This is incredibly sweet 🥹 that fic means a lot to me and I am very touched and thrilled to hear you love it too — particularly since it’s been two years (omg 💀) since I last updated it 🩵!
so, the good news is that it is still very much on my radar and I have not abandoned it!! I still plan to finish and know (broadly) where it's going. The… bad? medium? neutral? news is that the last year for me has been one of a fair bit of upheaval — mostly good! But still pretty disruptive, and things probably aren’t going to settle until autumn at the earliest. I'm not sure when exactly I'll next update the fic but I'm hopeful for something before the end of the year.
Thank you so much for sending this! I think about this fic often and was just wondering the other day if anyone remembered it, so this very much made my day (even whilst I wish I had better news!) 💞💖
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old money!wonwoo
genre/warnings: regency!au, old money!wonwoo, old money!reader, family name is yoon but nothing else is stated (korean is implied but never mentioned), suggestive (??? not really but..), implied past relationship
word count: 1783
a/n: ik the personalities kinda change in the middle but in my defense i wrote this at like 2am on 2 different days....wonwoo is still as hot so.. idk if i should turn this into a full-blown fic either [tumblr runs on reblogs!!]
“Are you even hearing yourself right now?” Your incredulous voice rings through the empty study.
Wonwoo nods, bangs brushing into his eyes. “It can be contractual,” he pushes, quietly stepping forward.
The two of you stare at each other, the only sound in the room being the echoing ticking of the grandfather clock in the back of the room. You feel your confidence wavering as Wonwoo seems to not let up on his gaze, sinking deeper and deeper into what feels like your soul. Briefly, just briefly, you wonder how you two even came to this position at all.
“Like a contractual marriage.” The words feel familiar on your tongue from the time you spent arguing with your parents on that very topic. The promise you made your fifteen-year-old self to marry for love, for your soulmate, for the one who would dance with you under the dim chandelier lights of your condo. So why did your stupid delusional heart catch on an erratic beat at the thought?
Wonwoo’s lips tug upwards at those words and you can’t help but notice how the remnants of his childhood dimples are still there. “Exactly. Like a contractual marriage.” His words are soft, uncharacteristic of the indifferent man you are used to.
He dares to take another step forward, his fingers brushing your arms. You can almost breathe in his Armani cologne from how close you were. It makes your head spin – the scent of the cologne with a hint of his minty shampoo and aftershave. It threatens to break down all of your walls – the walls it took you years to build up.
When your eyes lift from the carpeted ground, you meet his eyes from behind his horn-rimmed glasses. They have an unfamiliar emotion swimming in the surface. It’s something that pulls you closer to him, unconsciously leaning in to gaze into his eyes. Almost as if your body wanted to memorize this effect on him.
“Think about it,” he starts, “you don’t want to marry any of,” a pause, almost as if he adds it in for dramatic effect, “them,” he sneers. His eyebrows furrow and the perfect harmony of his stupid face crumples into one of bitter distaste. If he wasn’t standing as close, if his cologne wasn’t invading your senses, if he wasn’t staring at you with some unplaceable carnal expression in his eyes, you would have reached up and smoothed out the wrinkle on his forehead. Smoothed out the wrinkles on his perfect, pale, porcelain face. You would have reached a hand up to his jaw, trailing your fingers along his jawline and-
“Y/N,” Wonwoo’s voice cuts through your daydreams. He goes to push up his glasses, and you can’t help but notice the singular bracelet that adorns his wrist — woven tightly into an uncharacteristically messy pattern of blue and white waves. “If you don’t want this, you can tell me.”
I can’t, you want to say. I can’t when you’re looking at me like that. With your stupidly pretty brown eyes and your stupidly gorgeous face. How could I ever say no?
He stares down at you, the corners of his lips pulled down into a hint of a frown. From this angle, the moon that shines through his study’s gigantic wood-framed windows, frames his body perfectly. His hair is tousled, in the way you remember only he can pull off. There is a faint giggling memory of watching your brother Jeonghan try to tousle his own hair like Wonwoo does, only to end up with blonde strands sticking up everywhere.
You know you’re stringing it out for too long — you should’ve said something 10 seconds ago. BUt still, Wonwoo waits patiently, allowing your misted eyes to gaze over his body — from the tops of his hair to his expensive Thom Brown dress shoes.
Your eyes land at the bracelet.
“You can take it off, you know?” you whisper. It feels like a secret — the fact that Wonwoo still wears it; the fact that Wonwoo still remembers; the fact that the idea of you and Wonwoo once existed.
Wonwoo is now the one silent, eyes fluttering to his bracelet. His fingers pick at the loose strands. The wave patterns move with every tug. For some reason, it makes your heart clench.
“We’re done,” you say, “Remember?” Your words are harsh, almost forced out of your throat. It hangs uncomfortably in the air: an added tension in the thick, unbreathable air.
”Not for me.” Wonwoo’s head rises, dark chocolate brown eyes meeting yours.
Any words die in your throat. The three-word sentence Wonwoo uttered forces your lungs into a stop. Not for me. ‘Not for me’ your ass. Not done your ass. Because you remember sobbing in the hallways and him not giving a fuck. Because you remember hugging, begging, whining for him to stay. All for him to just say “no, it’s better this way,” and walk down the hallways. Not done your ass.
But you can’t bring yourself to say that. Not when his eyes blink slowly, lashes brushing the tops of his cheeks.
They stare directly into yours, before moving down your body. His fingers still tug on the bracelet. “It was never done for me. For you, maybe. But never for me,” he states. Confidence is laced in every syllable he utters.
WOnwoo suddenly takes a step forward. You take a step backwards. Wonwoo. You. WOnwoo. You. Wonwoo. Yo- Wall. Your back slams against Wonwoo’s polished marble wall. The chilled marble sends shivers up your bare spine. A staggered gasp is ripped from the confines of your chest and your hands fly out and land on Wonwoo’s chest, stabilizing yourself.
You tense, head tilted up against the wall, lips parted. You can feel the surge of heat against your cheeks. Your heart beats furiously in its cage, threatening to pound through your dress and spill onto the carpeted floor. Your hands suddenly feel embarrassingly sweaty and your fingers unconsciously clench Wonwoo’s black dress shirt.
“Sorry,” you murmur, head bowing almost naturally, “Sorry, I don’t know what-“ you’re interrupted by your own muffled noise — something in between a gasp, whine, and murmur of protest.
Wonwoo’s fingers now interlace with your own, against his own chest. There isn’t a speck of hesitation in his deep eyes when he slowly moves your intertwined hands to rest just above his left pec (which you conveniently chose to ignore how defined it was).
WOnwoo raises a brow, when you move to pull away. “I’m not gonna bite, sweets.”
You blush at the nickname, pressing yourself further into the wall, trying your best to sink into the marble behind you. “What are you doing?” you ask, hands still pressed up against WOnwoo’s chest.
”I don’t think you believe me.” Wonwoo splays your hands out. His eyes waver when his fingers cover yours entirely. They close for a split second, and you can see his Adam’s apple bob up and down. When his eyes flutter open again, they’re noticeably darker, more hooded. He swallows thickly when you turn your own eyes up to him “Fuck,” he whispers, forehead lowering towards yours. His hold on your hand tightens, pressing your fingertips into his pecs.
You blink, pretending to ignore everything else. “Believe what?” Your lips lift up in a cheeky grin. “That you have man boobs? It’s okay, sweets, I think moobies are hot.” Your words barely even leave your mouth and you have the strongest urge to slap a hand over your mouth. Seriously. What the fuck were you saying?
HOwever, as you blush out of scarce embarrassment, Wonwoo’s ears turn bright red and he groans. A deep gutteral groan leaves his parted mouth, followed by a shaky mutter of your name. His forehead lands on your shoulder, breath hot against your neck. One hand releases your hand and trails against your hips. It falters when it reaches your waist, before it snakes around and pulls you against him.
“Fuck, you feel that?” Wonwoo’s voice is deep near your ear. It almost pisses you off, how hard you need to prevent a whine from falling from your lips.
You’re about to say “Feel what?” when you actually do feel it. From the tips of your fingers, you can feel Wonwoo’s heartbeat. The muscle pounds a horse race against your fingers, going a mile a minute.
You can’t help but let out a breathy laugh. “You’re gonna pass out at this rate.”
You can feel a grin against your neck. Wonwoo’s hand — the one around your waist — roams a little lower. “You’re gonna tuck me in and kiss me goodnight if I do?” he teases, sharp canines nipping your delicate skin, punching out a gasp.
“Wonwoo!” You gasp, hand lightly pushing his head away. “I have to go back down! Do not give me a hickey,” you huff, wiggling in his loosening grasp.
Wonwoo pulls away at your words. “Y’ needa go down?” A shadow of a pout appears on his lips. “Didn’t even bite you that hard, sweets,” he argues. His words sound slightly slurred, almost forced as he stares at you. No. Not at you. Rather, at your lips.
Either that or your chin.
You would prefer lips.
At least then you wouldn’t be the only one desperately wanting his worry-bitten lips on yours.
You sigh, slipping your hands out of his. You can only offer a second of hesitation before you wrap your arms around his neck, nails lightly scratching his undercut. There is a small smile that plays aganst your lips as you rest your cheek on his chest (but not before you leave a fleeting kiss against the junction between his neck and shoulder). You can still hear his erratic heartbeat, stuttering in your grasp.
“Wish you did,” you murmur, leaning some of your weight against him, trusting he’ll lift you up.
Wonwoo’s arms circle your waist – lower than what you would’ve allowed before all of this. His hands splay across your back and lift you up, walking himself to the nearest surface, which happened to be his desk.
“What?”
You hum, now smiling as he places you carefully on the edge of his desk, inserting himself between your parted legs. His fingers paw at your waist. “Wish you did,” you repeat, your own fingers reaching up to brush strands of his hair out of his eyes.
Wonwoo tilts his head dumbly. As if your words made all of his own words disappear. “Did what?”
You coo, pulling him closer to you by his tie. Your cheeks are hot, you know, but it still doesn’t stop the words from falling out of your mouth:
“Wish you bit me.”
#wonwoo#jeon wonwoo#seventeen#svt#wonwoo fluff#wonwoo angst#wonwoo smut#wonwoo fic#seventeen fluff#seventeen angst#seventeen smut#i literally cannot wait for this new comeback holy shit#jeon wonwoo my 엄친아 love#i love you smsmsmsm wish i could be in an arranged marriage w him fr#old money!wonwoo#wonwoo x reader
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A Batfam AU where instead of going to get Dick to be Robin again Tim uses necromancy to bring Jason back from the dead. He just leaves Jason on the Wayne doorstep with a 'do better this time' sticky note. Batman can't find out who did it and Tim stays his little latchkey self with semi ok but distant parents (cus canonical they weren't really abusive just not there which isn't good but they could be worse). His parents bring him along on trips but again they love him but they just leave him to do as he pleases. so in Paris he ends up still getting trained by Lady Shiva. This keeps going and Tim just keeps reviving batfam members, if they fake their deaths and Tim tracks them down to check on them. They still have no idea who their shadow is, they can't find him, Tim likes it this way. Bruce goes MIA and Red Robin happens just minus Tim actually being Red Robin. The JLA doorstep gets a passed-out Batman with a 'I can't believe I have to keep doing this shit' sticky note on his head.
#now you're probably going Batcaves i see those fics all the time? and my retort is those are babyified Tim Drake fics. he then gets adoped#the batfam and has a coffee addiction. i want a Tim Drake that treats the batfam like how wildlife rehab centers treat animals. they make#themselves knowable of the subject. they're striving to improve their quality of care. establish safe working habits. share skills. put car#of the subject over personal gain. be professional and humane. protect welfare of the subject. release the subject as soon as appropriate.#it's just his subject is batvigilantes not a racoon that was on the side of the road.#tim drake#batman#robin#dc comics#dc universe#detective comics#batman comics#batman and robin#batman au#and i think Jack and Janet being abusive is getting boring. have them be ok parents. they give tim a long leash but fail to see hes using i#for his own fun. they never told him he CANT learn necromancy and revive bat vigilantes how was HE supposed to know it's a bad thing??#maybe they should have looked at what he was doing while they were off. (like Phineus and Ferb. He asked if he could learn self-defense.#he learned from Lady Shiva not at the YMCA. He asked if he could read a book on necromancy! you didn't tell him he's not aloud to use what#he learned! he asked if he could go to the cemetery to see Jason! you didn't say he couldn't revive him! and so on)#Tim: mom can I learn self-defense while in Paris?#Janet: that's a good idea there are so many pickpockets here a little training would be nice for you. do you know a place?#Tim: Yes! her name is Sandra#Janet: cool. if you think she's the best choice. here some money.#Tim: Thanks Mom!#janet drake#jack drake#fanfic idea#fic idea#fanfic ideas#batfam
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But Please Stay
Please Stay - Lucy Dacus/Calamitoustide/Call Your Mom - Noah Kahan/Unknown/Unknown/Please Stay - Lucy Dacus/Beautiful Boy (2018)/Please Stay - Lucy Dacus/Ketchum ID - Boygenius/Please Stay - Lucy Dacus/The Dead Poet's Society (1989)/Calamitoustide/unknown/unknown/Call Your Mom - Noah Kahan/Please Stay - Lucy Dacus/Forever Winter - Taylor Swift/The Dead Poet's Society (1989)/Calamitoustide/Please Stay - Lucy Dacus
#i was left alone#and you know what that means#webweaving time :)#anyway i just listened to call your mom for the first time in ages and it made me :(#also blue#water#the tide is right outside my door#you see what im talking about#also road trip fic#sorry couldn't help it#im just a baby i don't have any money i can pay you in webweaves :/#taylor swift#lucy dacus#boygenius#noah kahan#web weave#web weaving#quotes#the dead poets society#beautiful boy#jegulus
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You're the only person i follow who posts about thomas sanders
And i only watch him for sanders sides, i'm not really in the fsndom online, so i guess you are the best person to ask this
Why does thomas take so long to upload new sander sides?
ten questions scientists still can't answer, anon
#to expand beyond the cynicism#idk when you joined the fandom but i was there in like The Era. 2017. virgil's name reveal. i was 14 & Unwell#wrote a lot of fic (and i mean a Lot of fic) & was in the Wattpad Scene of it all#(not to do all the fandom hierarchy popularity bullshit but if anyone's wondering why i have 1500 followers on wattpad that's why)#anyways. 5 or so years go by. fans get older. content (or at least good canon content) is few & far between#i move on. move to ao3. move to tumblr & other fandoms#idk how i found the crit tag but it's a good place as an 'ex-fander' so to speak to vent frustrations#you'll find a lot of stuff in the tag on your question anon#basically my take is thomas wants all the money from the series & merch & patreon without actually putting in the work#as he's lost passion for the series but has hyped it up way way too long to back out now#idk he's kind of a shit person from what i've seen though again there's more elequent posts on it than this tag dump#i'll leave the appropriate tags below#ts crit#ts critical#ts criticism#asks
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Firewatch Part 14
Summary: You visit a grave as our story comes to an end.
Words: 1.9k
You wondered if Johnny had snuck into bed with you. He had done it the last time Simon was on watch and it had been admittedly sort of nice waking up bundled in him. He was pretty cute when he was sleepy.
He hadn't, the warmth was from Dosia which was strange because these days she usually was either outside or cuddled up with Price if Simon wasn't around like the little traitor she was.
This was not Simon's bed.
–
“You've been through quite the ordeal! Can't believe you were in the forest all this time. Surprised you never came across our Firewatch, they live out there. Or they did I suppose.”
“I- sorry, what do you mean?”
“Didn't you ever notice that tower from your old place? It was a watchtower for wildfires, the men who ran it had a cabin out there as well. Shame about what happened.”
“The fire…”
“Ah last I heard between air support and the trucks coming in to help from all over it's looking like they have it contained, but these things tend to burn for days or weeks before we can really relax.”
“What about the men in the forest? What happened to them?”
The sheriff blinked at you.
“How exactly did you survive out there all this time?”
–
It wasn't as bad as it could have been was what people kept saying. The tower was gone, but the fire had never ripped through the town thanks to quick detection and action to contain it.
In the span of six months you had lost your home to fire twice over. You were living out of the little bed and breakfast while paperwork was sorted. There was a lot of red tape involved in bringing someone back from the dead, although it was curious how much easier it was made by the sheriff having not properly filed the death certificate in the first place. You weren't as officially dead as you should have been.
Everything would be wrapped up soon and then you didn't really know what you would do. You had money from the Insurance claim on your cottage (that had been a wild series of phone calls to increasingly senior people as you tried to explain that you were the owner who had perished in the fire), but you had no clue what to do with it.
You knew you had been putting it off, but it was time to go visit the grave. Maybe then you'd figure it out.
–
It wasn't anything fancy, just a rustic headstone set in the ashes. Dosia wasn't super interested, instead going to rub up against your visitor. Wonders never ceased.
“Knew she'd come around eventually.”
“They do say absence makes the heart grow fonder.”
“Does it?”
You glanced over at Kyle and your heart thumped. The last time you had seen him had been weeks ago when he was disappearing into smoke and embers.
“Yeah, yeah I think it does.”
You both stood and stared at the gravestone, Dosia's ears pricking before she took off towards the treeline. You weren't worried, you were pretty sure you knew who she was in a rush to see. She completely ignored the man walking towards you and Kyle on her way.
“Ouch.”
“She still hasn't forgiven you for saying I should've got a dog you know.”
“Still think ye should swap her for one.”
“He cried when we thought she didn't make it out.”
“Away and biel yer heid Gaz.”
You had missed them. You had really, truly missed them. It was overwhelming being on your own after always having them around. You were angry a lot at little things like how difficult you found a busy shop now. They had done that to you. It didn't make your stupid feelings any less complicated. It didn't make you feel any less like kissing the new scar on Johnny's arm or the bruises healing on Gaz.
“So you buried your girl in the end huh?”
“A few weeks before the fire. We were planning on bringing you to see it.”
“This close to town? Bit risky no?”
“Aye, reckoned ye were worth the risk.”
You took a deep breath to calm yourself. It was a strange thing looking at your own grave. Why put it here to bring you to see it? To prove that they weren't holding you to some impossible dream girl standard anymore?
“Was supposed to be a birthday present, but we're a bit late now aren't we little bird?”
Price looked tired as he emerged from the treeline. It must have been an awful few weeks for him. There was still the remnants of the fire to be looked after incase it blazed up again. It had taken out the cabin and the tower, nothing left but smouldering wrecks and a nasty looking burn creeping up his neck. All of those drawings in Simon's room gone. You don't know why that was one of the things that made you the saddest.
“Didn't feel much like celebrating anyway” you answered truthfully.
Your birthday had been 5 days after the fire and you had spent it for the most part staring into the void and napping. You hadn't felt like celebrating your new found freedom at all.
“We did actually get you something. Still have it, if you'd like.”
You wondered what it was. As far as you knew nothing survived the fire. But they were just things and things didn't seem all that important anymore. Not when Simon finally joined you, a purring Dosia in his arms. He was slow due to a bad left leg it seemed like.
“OK.”
Simon let Dosia down even though she was very reluctant to go so he could take something from around his neck. He handed you the corded necklace. It had a key on the end.
“Happy birthday sweetheart.”
“What's it for?”
“Havnae given it a name yet, thought we'd leave that for you tae do.”
“It's a 20 minute drive out the other side of town, just on the treeline.”
You stared at them. You knew what they were talking about. There was a crumbling cottage out there, you knew because you had considered buying it when you had first moved here but it was more expensive than the one you had went with and you couldn't afford it. You had completely forgotten it was there.
“Hope you don't mind sweetheart, but we took the liberty of getting the electrical work done.”
“And the roof, sorry luv I know you're a good roofer but my heart cannot take watching you do that again.”
“Tae be fully honest the whole thing is already done. Got a wee bit carried away.”
All those trips into town. The way they'd come back looking tired. They had been building you a home.
“But… no wait, that's not… you were going to let me go?”
“Couldn't keep you in a cage forever little bird.”
“You'd have gotten arrested!”
“Would we aye? For what?”
“For kidnapping me!”
“Funny thing sweetheart, nobody in town is talking about the fire because they're too busy talking about the miracle girl. Apparently survived months in the forest on her own, told the sheriff she was quite the survivalist.”
“Yeah well! You! I!” you huffed, trying to come up with any reason that you had lied that didn't sound like “I love you”. “It was a cooler story.”
They laughed and it made you smile. You couldn't do it in the end. They were not bad men, you couldn't tell the truth knowing it would see them punished and put away. When you didn't know if they were dead or alive it had brought your feelings a stunning clarity. You had fallen stupidly in love with them.
“So what's next?”
“Don't know honestly. We're camping out and keeping an eye on things. Once the danger has passed we rebuild” Price said, hand massaging at his shoulder.
“I'm pretty handy with a hammer.”
“Yeah?”
“Suppose I could help out” you offered, fighting to keep the stupid grin off of your face as you held up the key “after all my cottage is pretty nearby right? And this guy is going to be useless with that leg.”
“Watch it sweetheart, my teeth are still intact.”
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John liked to joke that you would combust if you didn't have a project. Once the cabin was rebuilt (5 bedrooms, incase they had visitors obviously) you helped where you could with the tower, once that was done you wanted to redo the kitchen in the cottage, after that you talked him into taking in an abandoned dog (honestly very easy what with you and Kyle both giving your best puppy dog eyes). Dosia surprisingly seemed to enjoy the new addition, bullying the german shepherd into doing whatever she wanted. The pair of them mostly came and went as they wanted between the cottage and the cabin, thriving running wild in the forest in between.
Simon tried to get you into football which you sort of did. You had no interest in the big games, but you'd both go and cheer on the local team when they had home games. Inevitably you both looked a mess having gotten into a bit of a paint fight when you had insisted Simon have a little flag on his cheek. You threatened to de-fang him at least once a week. Both Dosia and Riley were absolutely in love with him which both you and Johnny sulked about. You thought maybe, for Riley at least, that Simon felt safe. His leg never quite healed right so he was more cautious and slow moving now, something you thought she might find comforting.
When Johnny wasn’t grumbling about the animals wanting nothing to do with him, he was whining at you to not get out of bed. You had never met a lazier creature than John MacTavish on a duvet day, he just wanted to cuddle and watch movies. When he was on a hyper day he wanted to redecorate which almost always ended in a fight because you disagreed on what would look good. Everytime a big video game release rolled around the two of you (and sometimes Gaz depending on the game) would just hole up for a weekend and do nothing but play. Luckily Price indulged you and usually kept you fed and watered.
Kyle had only been half kidding about making a fire fighter out of you. It started as therapy really, a way to try and control the nightmares. He took the lead in teaching you about all the equipment, letting you observe drills and even buying you custom fitted kit. While you never did want to be near a fire again, you learned to be less scared of the idea, you learned to believe that you would know what to do if anything happened. When you hadn't panicked at a little bin fire in your cottage and instead had just dealt with it, you had showed up at the cabin bursting with excitement to tell them.
The Firewatch went from 4 to 5. You enjoyed it, the peace and quiet and the stars as you sipped hot chocolate and looked out onto the forest. You didn’t really know what the future held for you, but against all odds you had found a family and you were well and truly happy. And if sometimes you found yourself looking through the binoculars just to check on said family, you figured that was just karma.
#mhairiwrites#cod#cod au#tf 141 x reader#honestly left it fully open to interpretation what relationships you end up with in the end#for my money this is all romantic but it is up to you to decide for yourself#Mhairi once again swinging at you with not really knowing how to end long fics and feeling like it's sort of come out of nowhere#Mhairi also once again insisting that Riley makes an appearance#Dosia and Riley are the real OTP here as they make a return to their exact dynamic in Wrong Number
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Local man, his two boyfriends and his two girlfriends buy TRANS ICON BLÅHAJ
#flash travasso hoarding all the blahajs seems so right to me. like ofc he would.#enby flash real..#stop i just realised flash and pavitr and hari are dressed up in traffic colours???? oh my god#traffic light boys + comic accurate outfit girls#faceless hari shouldn't scare me but it does. why does he look like this. im sorry baby boy#pavitr is holding two. yes. he's trans didn't you know? he told me himself#they're all trans why lie actually.#i want a blahaj so bad...... maybe when i get enough money i shall finally bring him home..........#pavitr prabhakar#spider man india#spider man#meera jain#gayatri singh#flash travasso#hari oberoi#atsv#across the spiderverse#artoftheagni#mythic mumbattan au#how fuckin funny would it be if pavitr got a blahaj for his birthday lol hahahaa. for the birthday fic. that would be so funny. haha. 👁️#coffee bean gang
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That typo post reminded me of a reader who would leave kudos on my fics but never once commented until they decided one day they'd had enough of me featuring Bond naked in my fics (like, me of all people, come on now) and finally left the only comment they've ever left on my work to this day saying, "girl u obviously want to fuck him yourself."
The death of etiquette on the internet is crazy.
#girl i was writing about fictional characters#if you're my close friend you're allowed to talk to me like that#maybe#but this person had never spoken to me!!!!#ever!#also you could not pay me enough money to actually fuck james bond#don't u know i value my life these days#but even if i did...girl we're reading e-rated fanfiction is this generally not the point?!#and okay look dcraig is a different story but in this fic i was pointing out physical features he doesn't share with the character#unless he actually has been riddled with bullet holes (would be highly unfortunate!!)
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WIꓘ says DON’T DO DRUGS KIDS
- this is an (un)official D.A.R.E. PSA
*Edit: made for from concrete fic
#kinnporsche#kim theerapanyakul#*kim voice* STOP GIVING MY DAD MONEY#i have Opinions when it comes to these characters and drugs#but hands down the funniest is that kim winds up basically being a DARE advocate#the only thing funnier than this is that kim's also basically cher from clueless#''you dont do drugs?'' ''you've seen how picky i am when it comes to my shoes and those are just on my feet''#fic: gone fishing
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I long for the day that Mysterio's ao3 reader tag updates with a new work added again. I am so unwell, I need more.
I can't get enough of this guy.
#ghostie mumbles#IF I WASN'T SHY AND HAD MONEY... I'd commission some fics involving those prompts/concepts from that post I reblogged from my side#oh to live my dreams. gosh I wish.#2am is the perfect time to express how crazy I am for this guy. no one is awake to see me (aside from a few people cuz timezones)#@ those people specifically: You do not see me. shhhh#(joking around)#mysterio#quentin beck
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Laying on my floor with my hands folded over my stomach staring up at the ceiling listening to Little Wolf from Epic: The Musical overwhelmed with Luktavercy energy.
Percy has such little wolf energy, but the particular of using that term had me immediately go Roman and damn if Octavian doesn't have the taunting angle of this song covered, but not the fighting angle and the song, on the fight part, gives me such Luke-Percy PJO-saga enemies stage energy and now I'm just rotating some scenario where Percy faces off against Luke and Octavian, as a united front.
#Fic: Fight Little Wolf#Luktavercy#I knew I was gonna end up writing sth non-TW before the year ends again too#I just. fully. did not see this ship or PJO coming#I had my money on DC or Sh tbh like I got WIP files laying around for those#but NOPE a musical came in with a badass song bludgeoning me with my second favorite PJO OT3#I'LL TEACH YOU ALL THE LESSONS YOUR DADDY NEVER COULD#THIS CRUEL WORLD DOESN'T GIVE OUT PRESENTS JUST FOR BEING GOOD#I'M SORRY ARE THESE NOT LUKERCY LINES??? IS THIS NOT LUKE @ PERCY??? FIGHT ME ON THAT#PJOverse#Luke Castellan#Percy Jackson#Octavian Simmons
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Can't sleep in a bit of pain, it's almost 2am so I've just typed 800+ words for HCs of how Oscar Isaac characters would be with a reader with chronic pelvic pain, endo, pcos, period pain... and it's nowhere near being finished, there's so many more words...
I'm so unwell 😭😭😭😭😭
#you don't get how unwell i am#or tired#oscar isaac owes me money for all the damage he's doing with my chronic brain rot#but hey i'll be dropping hc's/period fic soon lol#fic#period fic#x endo reader#x endometriosis reader#x pcos reader#x chronic pain reader#x chronic illness reader#oscar isaac#oscar isaac characters#oscar isaac fandom#steven grant#marc spector#nathan bateman#anselm vogelweide#santiago garcia#basil stitt#abel morales
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Lovelies, I just realized I have two AU ideas that involve a singer!reader. Oh, well. More cake for everyone, right? 😂
#navy talks writing instead of writing#bucky barnes#bodyguard!bucky barnes#old money!bucky barnes#tangled up in your trance#feel the pulse beat#hehe 😇#future fics#can you guess which one is the dark one?#are you reading my tags?#go drink some water#stay hydrated my friends#bucky barnes x reader
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i need a job that is okay with the fact my body doesn't work or that i can't talk to human beings normally or that i can't walk very far oh and also i might just have a seizure or that my heart might give out or that i can't do maths and oh also that my migraines will happen randomly or-
#i need MONEY#NOONE IS HIRING ME#i applied for the accom team bc you get 60% off of your rent#but they pay that BACK at the end of the academic year#and i need money NOW#pls if yall know low effort jobs 😖😖😖#£105 for blood test?? RIDICULOUS#INSANITY#AND my hrt has gone up AGAIN#why cant i get paid for reading fics im so good at that
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No no but the question is who payed for Jake‘s teeth implants
Jake Kim x Reader: Dental implants
G/N. Response to other ask in tags heh.
Jake only allowed you to visit him once before he got his implants.
He was already too ashamed at having landed himself in juvie, at dragging you down by association.
And he knows he really shouldn't care about this, but he fears how repulsed you would be by him. By the lack of teeth and the scar, a gruesome outcome of his weakness.
You aren't stupid or naïve enough to expect high spirits when you visit, however you didn't expect to see this shadow of a man. Keeping his lips shut, giving you perfunctory closed-mouth smiles with haunted eyes, fingers subconsciously lifting to his scar every now and then.
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Dental work is expensive and your savings are laughable.
Nevertheless, you approach Jerry to see if there is anything you can do with the street's help. Which is another laughable idea because Big Deal is famous for two things: their passion, and their lack of money.
Jerry's response surprised you. In hindsight you're not sure why; you know you can always depend on him and on the crew.
"Don't worry about it," he gives you an assuring squeeze on the shoulder and a warm smile, "The boys wanted to do something for Jake for his birthday."
It's not your place to deny their kindness, though you couldn't help but feel guilty about them using their own money.
"Oh, they don't have to-"
"Everyone here loves Jake," Including me, including you doesn't need to be said. "We don't do it because we have to, we want to."
#sneaky anon you know my brain rot is BAD when it gets going#so yeah its from the big deal boys. my fave gang of babygirls#or at least that was how I interpreted it huh. Now im doubting myself. Anyways-#And to your other ask in my country there is prison dental treatment which makes sense ig but implants are considered cosmetic#ig they can say its a necessity when youre pretty much toothless. and with enough money you can buy anything you want#for ptjverse lets suspend our belief for a hot sec#im extra but not extra enough to write a dental scene lol#lookism#lookism manhwa#lookism webtoon#lookism fic#jake kim#jake kim x reader#jerry kwon#lookism x reader#wannaeatramyeon
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I’m of the conviction the acolyte exists because someone pitching it had a daughter who is/was a Reylo shipper. Asked “how can we get more ladies to tune into the Star Wars shows and make us a boatload of money” and replied
“you remember Reylo ladies want Reylo but this time we let the lady Jedi get turned to the dark side and trained under the Sith guy. The ladies will love it and we throw in some mad lore for everyone else so they don’t realize we’re recycling tropes to get lady money.”
I’m sure there’s a more logical reason but because so many of those types of Star Wars fans ask who made this and why, that’s my conviction. Someone was finally brave enough to give us what we’ve wanted for years: a girly to finally be seduced to the dark side by a sexy sith in a mask.
#oshamir#osha x qimir#the acolyte#acolyte episode 8#osha the acolyte#this is how it happened someone found a Reylo AU fic on their daughters laptop where Rey goes dark#there’s more logical reasons but you can’t convince me they weren’t trying to get Reylo money from the girls#Reylo#I need all the Oshamir fics injected into my blood#star wars the acolyte
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