#fic: ehc

[suga-kookiemonster]

For the ask game: ego hoe chronicles and what happened in Vegas!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩 omg so excited HAHAHA (Take caaare~~ xx)

hey babe! 🥰 so as you know, hoe chronicles is essentially just pwp one-shots set in alternate ego universes where oc gets with each member of bangtan. so i won't go into each of the basically nonexistent plots, but know that i intend on releasing more of them! i've been feeling jungkook or namjoon or seokjin lately, so we'll see what comes lol.

as for what happened in vegas, this is a possible three-shot sequel to ego set about a year after the series. oc and jungkook are nice and cozy in their relationship. ot7 decide to take a boys' trip to vegas, and our girl oc tags along. i get to sit more with all the characters that i love 🥹 and as one would anticipate with the ego crew and vegas, there are a lot of shenanigans and nonsense and confusion and feelings. it's going to be ridiculous and i'm PUMPED 🙌🏾

[arlecchno]

Heeey since you're not posting much I just wanted to ask how are you? 😅❤

hello! i apologise that this is somewhat late... if you honestly ask me life has been hell for me LOL 😭 (word vomit incoming beware guys) which was one of the reasons why i've been on an unnoticed hiatus lately. this is like the first time i've ever opened my socials in over a month???? i think because i just truly needed it for my health 😞 i had a bunch of complications with my intestines that my hospital was basically my second home, and i was just recently discharged and sent home to fully recover (honestly this shouldn't be a surprise coming from a fanfic author this is like our canon event) and senior year has been TOUGHHHH i've been struggling a whole lot trying to catch up on everything i've been missing out during my absence.... and now i am torn between continuing being a writer or just.... quit 💔 i do love doing what i do and posting here it's just that i never have time for it anymore and that i lose motivation way quicker than i did a year ago😕 but hopefully i don't!! i'll most likely just have a long hiatus until i finish hs (which is in just a few months yippee i'm free) or i will try to squeeze in some time in my schedule to get some things out of the way **cough **cough the alhaitham everything has changed fic 😢 also thinking of dropping asphodelus,, only because i have completely forgotten the whole plot and i have no idea where it's going... but we'll see uhhh anyways yeah this is long as hell i hope you don't mind 😭😭 i hope you're doing great!!!! i miss interacting with everyone here ehdhhhhh i hope i can be more active now that i'm slowly recovering 😞🤞 and for others reading i hope you're doing fine as well :P always take care of yourself and have a happy weekend 🤍🤍🤍 feel free to come by my inbox and say hi!!! i'll try to reply as soon as i can hehe

[1elouise]

Branch's MIT Fund

Note: This is for my Spider-Man AU fic, There are spoilers if you plan on reading it, so be warned. Also, It's a scene that I took out and was originally never going to post. So if it feels like theres things missing, that's because there is. It was supposed to be the brothers moving thing's out of John's old place. If you've read Meltdown and EHC, then no context is needed. :) Please enjoy FruityOtter

Branch stood next to Floyd, his chest heavy with a weight he couldn’t understand. He’d only been in John Dory’s room a few times. Most of those times was to annoy him while he got ready for work. There probably would have been more times if Branch forgave him from the start. If he didn’t hold a grudge.

Floyd glanced at Branch, sensing his discomfort. "You okay, man?"

Branch nodded, adjusting the boxes he held in his arms. “I’ll uh, you start packing his dresser, I’ll get started on his closet.”

Branch slowly made his way to the closet feeling overwhelmed by the size of it. It wasn’t incredibly big, but the fact was that he had to go through John’s things. He had to go through his things and pack them away, it hurt him. As he began sorting through John’s clothes, he smelt his cologne. He remembered his last moments, Under the debris and collapsed building. Through all the dust that covered them both, Branch could still smell the cologne.

He remembered when he made fun of him for it. He told him it was a people repellent. They’d bickered about it for the longest. He remembered the drives they had where Branch would complain about his signature sent.

Now, Branch feared that the cologne would go away. That the smell would dissipate from the air. That the little things that John left him with, would slip from his grasp, because it was only a scent. Something so unattainable that Branch couldn’t get ahold of.

Branch picked up a shirt, holding it in his hands for a moment before folding it and placing it in a box. Each item he packed away felt like a piece of John slipping further away from him, and it pained him to think about all the moments they would never share again.

Floyd came over, carrying a stack of folded clothes. "Hey, you doing okay?"

Branch nodded, forcing a smile. "Yeah, just... going through his stuff, it's harder than I thought."

“You don’t have to be here if you can’t do it, Branch.” Branch just shook his head.

“I need to help.”

Floyd sighed and started helping Branch with the closet.

“He had so many clothes. I don’t even think he fit half this stuff,” Floyd said, holding up a old shirt that said in small letters in the corner “Mount Rageous Track”

Branch huffed out a exasperated laugh. “How does he have more of those, I have like- five of them that I use of pajamas.”

Floyd shook his head. “He was only in track senior year. I’m pretty sure he stole most of those shirts.”

Branch shook his head and knelt to start taking out the shoe boxes. He starts to push them out of the closet until he got to the wall. Suddenly, he saw a shine of something in the dark corner of the closet.

Branch mumbled, “Please don’t tell me this is a gun.”

“What.” Floyd knelt down quickly and tried to see what it was. Branch reached for it carefully, he felt it- it was much bigger than a gun. Too round to be a safe.

“Move” Branch demanded Floyd as he dragged whatever it was out.

Branch looked down and saw a jug filled with coins and cash.

“Woah.” Branch said in awe.

Floyd knelt down and tilted the water jug slightly, just to read what it said. When he mumbled it out his face softened and his heart broke.

“What is it?” Branch asked, stepping next to Floyd to read what it said too.

‘Branch’s MIT fund’

And suddenly the memory came back to Branch like a flood. When they planned his future, just for fun, Branch chose MIT. That’s what they finalized because Branch was going to depend on his inheritance. But he didn’t get one. His name wasn’t written because he was too young. His parent’s death was sudden.

So was John’s.

Yet he’d kept him in mind. John kept Branch in mind with a few hundred dollars, and more if he hadn’t died.

If John didn’t die, Branch wouldn’t have to be packing his things. If John didn’t try to save Branch, they would probably be eating lunch right now, Branch telling him about his powers and John scolding him for being so reckless. If John didn’t get stabbed by the rebar, the rebar that held up the rubble, would they both have died?

If John didn’t die, the water jug would be filled.

Branch stared at the jug, his heart heavy with a mix of emotions. He felt a deep sense of loss for the future that would never be, for the conversations they would never have, for the dreams they would never see fulfilled together. But amidst the sorrow, there was also a glimmer of something else—gratitude. Gratitude for having had John in his life, for the love and support he had shown, even in the smallest gestures.

Floyd put a hand on Branch's shoulder, offering silent comfort. Branch looked up at him, his eyes reflecting the turmoil within. "I... I didn't know he had this."

Floyd nodded, his own eyes betraying a hint of sadness. "He cared about you, Branch. More than you know."

Branch nodded slowly, his gaze returning to the jug. He reached out and touched it, tracing the letters of his name. "I wish... I wish I had told him... how much he meant to me."

Floyd squeezed his shoulder gently. "He knew, Branch. He knew."

‘you don't need to... I've always known.’

Branch hated that phrase. It’s exactly what John said. It was the last thing John said. It seems that Floyd loved those words just as much as John did.

[suga-kookiemonster]

“bohemian sex lord” LMAO! thank you for thinking of me, babe 🤣💜bohemian sex lord ego!tae thanks you as well 😉

Fic recs for taehyung? I love your stuff btw I’ve read them all uwu

As a beacon of extra-ness in an already extra world, I am entirely incapable of just recommending fics like a normal blog. No. I’ve got to wax on like a bloomin connoisseur. I have compiled some (but not all) of my favorite works in several different categories and sorted them accordingly. This crazy list is so long I had to add a “keep reading”... but I simply couldn’t bear to leave any of these off the list. They are all so good!

Fics have been divided into 8 categories. Some are under the cut. 

 ▨ FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS and FRIENDS TO LOVERS ▨  ▨ ARRANGED MARRIAGE ▨ ▨ FANTASY ▨ ▨ ANGST WITH A HAPPY ENDING ▨ ▨ HYBRID and ABO (alpha/omega) ▨ ▨ MULTIPLE PARTNERS ▨ ▨ NEIGHBORS AND ROOMMATES ▨ ▨ TABOO THEMES and DARK FIC (Sex Work/Power Imbalance/Very Unsafe Sex) ▨ ▨

▨ FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS and FRIENDS TO LOVERS ▨

Insomnia by @hobiwonder

This is one of those fics I read and literally could not stop thinking about. It is wildly hot and honestly hilarious. Poor reader cannot sleep and the beautiful bro she’s tutoring offers a rather unconventional solution.

(Ego) Hoe Chronicles: KTH by @suga-kookiemonster

Listen. If you find a niche fan blog devoted entirely to Ego Tae... I’m not gonna say it’s mine. But it’s probably mine. I once told suga-kookiemonster that I would literally read a story about Ego Tae going grocery shopping on a Wednesday night and I stand by that. In this lurid romp, the reader falls into the clutches of everyone’s favorite bohemian sex lord and he rails her into another dimension.

Falling, Falling, Gone by @johobi

Pining (mutual or otherwise) is not really my thing, but I would straight up read Jo’s laundry list if she posted it. As usual I was blown away by how everything she does seems somehow better than any other version of it. This reader is really unique as well, and her relationship with the wildly popular soccer star Tae comes to a sexy and hilarious head at a sort of bachelor auction. With sharp dialogue, delightful subtext, and perfect side characters, you really shouldn’t miss it. It’s pretty much perfect.

A Friendly Favor by @baeseoul

This is the classic “teach me some sex for another woman” trope and it is done so well. Sweet best friend Tae is looking to benefit from your experience, but his is not the only world about to be thouroughly rocked.

Officer Kim and the Criminal Crush by @ddaengyoonmin

This is one of the best twists on childhood friends to lovers I have ever seen. Tae grows up to become a cop and reader grows up to be a societal menace. I won’t spoil it, but it’s the perfect blend of nostalgia, tenderness, and smut. This fic technically doesn’t have a name so I had to give it one to link it. It’s part of an AMAZING series Zoe did that I also highly recommend.

Out of the Blue by @jimlingss

This is one of those stories that blooms throughout the narrative until you are left with this gorgeous flower at the end. I loved the journey these two go through. It was real and it perfectly captures the experience of finding your soulmate in the person you least expect.

Sin Pijama by @brilliantlybasicb

This fic is a switch culture fic. It is wild wicked hot and this Tae is unreal. I love the way he lets the reader think she is in control just long enough. It is a wild romp with an adorable sequel and honestly you should read it.

Girls Like You by @jjiminah

I was in jjiminah’s asks IMMEDIATELY about this fic because I had FEELINGS. The reader begins wordlessly teasing and tempting Tae on their morning bus ride every day until he is literally losing his mind. Everything that follows is fire. Jjiminah has hinted she will wrote more for these two and I NEED IT.

Sighs and Sonnets by @btsaudge

This fic is beautiful. Like it’s basically art. This is a bad boy who is bad for you. But he has the soul of a poet and the stroke game of a renaissance master. Bittersweet and seductive, this fic is a full experience.

The Text by @taetaesbaebaepsae

Tae is your friend with benefits but it looks like feeling may have been caught by one or more parties. When you attempt to soothe your aching heart with another pretty boys, Tae decides to stake his claim. This was very sexy. The whole fic was sexy.

▨ ARRANGED MARRIAGE ▨

Monster by @neonlights92

Monster and all of its companion series about each of the boys is one of those fics that I reread constantly and also just think about constantly. This is one of the best mafia AUs out there and it’s characters are vivid and unforgettable. Tae’s stubborn resistance to his lovely new wife in contrast with her quiet, clever strength really brings this story to life. A word of warning. The masterlist links are a bit messed up. To read part two you must click on part three. And to read part three must click on part four. The link to part four is at the bottom of part three (or you can just search it on her site. It is definitely all there though).

Dichotomy by @kpopfanfictrash

There is a reason the incomparable Shanna is on this list three times. She is truly incomparable. This is childhood friends-to enemies-to spouses and it is wonderful. I adore this Tae. He is sharp and vulnerable and occasionally heavy handed, but truly a gem. This fic also features one of the best angry sex scenes I’ve ever run my eyeballs across.

▨ FANTASY ▨

Chism by @kpopfanfictrash

The world-building in this story is genuinely awe inspiring. You could write series upon series within this vivid universe. The god of Winter is missing and Summer’s heat burns unchecked for many years. The reader is a warrior with a unique ability tasked with guarding as very interesting prisoner. This story is so good. I mean it is really bloomin incredible. It’s hard to say what I liked best about it, because it was stellar across the board.

Obsidian by @kpopfanfictrash

In the pantheon of delicious Tae incarnations, Obsidian Taehyung is essentially unrivaled as a grey witch who moonlights as a sexy rock star. His extremely erotic clash with a white witch detective plays out as the two of them track down a sinister killer (with the help of some truly memorable side characters).

Out of this World by @ddaengyoonmin

This one is really unique. Tae is a merman scientist on the water planet of Neptune and when the reader and her misguided crew crash into his sea, he takes it upon himself to improve inter-species relations. This fic features excellent world building alongside several twists and surprises. Clever scientist Tae is downright irresistible.

▨ ANGST WITH A HAPPY ENDING ▨

Picking Flowers by @jamaisjoons

So this story is truly a journey - truly a beautiful one and it’s a gorgeous addition to the hanahaki genre. There is real pain and I cried real tears, but gosh it was so sexy and so worth it. I was surprised by how truly immersed I ended up in this piece. I lost track of everything else. The end is insanely satisfying, but the journey is really what makes this fic unmissable.

Until Yesterday by @jimlingss

This fic destroyed me slowly then slowly put me together again piece by piece. When I say I went through it - I WENT THROUGH IT. The story is loosely based on the movie “The Vow” and it is just fantastic. Beautiful and tender till the last word.

The Foolish Muse by @bibbykins

This is the story of someone who is deeply in love, but knows they deserve better. It is a sexy and evocative work with allusions to mythology that fit seamlessly into the narrative. I think my favorite part is Tae discovering how much the reader meant to him and what choices ultimately lead them to a really delicious conclusion.

Back to You by @ladyartemesia

The last time I did a fic rec list, it got like 700 notes. Ya girl is not makin the same mistake again. I spent hours on this list. My work is comin along for the ride. Kim Taehyung is the love of your life, until one day he disappears without a trace.

Vacancy by @ppersonna

This one is the only idol AU on the list and I normally don’t read those, but Lindy’s work is too good to miss in any setting. I am thrilled I took a look because what I found was a glimpse into a beautiful relationship that weathers and eventually overcomes the challenges of loving in the limelight. There is a LOT of emotional depth and symbolism which really elevates everything about this lovely story. The reader’s internal struggles in the face of her lover’s fame are extremely well done.

▨ HYBRID and ABO ▨ (alpha/omega)

Eye of the Tiger by @opaljm

I am beyond hype about this story which is (very) loosely inspired by Zootopia and features a cocky tiger Taehyung and a fiesty prey hybrid he needs to fake date in order to keep panther Jimin from murdering him. (Tiger Tae got a tad too frisky around Jimin’s mate and now things are dangerously awkward.) This story is already so freakin good. I cannot wait for the rest.

Silver and Blue by @taetaewonderland

What happens when you get on the wrong side of the right werewolf? Very sexy - very crazy times. Chronologically this is the first of the Silver and Blue series which follows barely civilized were-Tae through his courtship and eventually his relationship with the spunky reader. Holla to all my impreg kink homies. This is the fic for you.

Heat Run by @ladyartemesia

As I said before, the last time I did a fic rec list, it got like 700 notes. Ya girl is not makin the same mistake twice. I spent hours on this list. My work is comin along for the ride. Alpha lawyer V is a many of many secrets, but his well ordered reality spirals wildly out of control when he crosses paths with a fiery omega set on saving the world from his wicked ways.

Beautiful Stranger by @interludemoonchild

This was a wild ride from start to finish. Taehyung is tiger hybrid shifter who escapes from the circus to be close to a veterinary student he bonded with. There is a lot of interesting twists and surprises in this one. I was definitely screaming at the end.

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell by @jingabitch

A very young wolf hybrid Taehyung adopts you as his pet human when you are just a kid. After Tae leaves to serve in the military he returns to an adult version of his sweet little princess and chaos ensues. Mind the tags for this one folks. It’s excellent, but there are very triggering themes throughout.

▨ MULTIPLE PARTNERS ▨

Level of Restraint by @lemonjoonah

This is not strictly a Tae fic in that he is only one of three major players in this twisted masterpiece. Lemon is the undisputed queen of the surprise twist and this one is truly brilliant. People dropped this fic in the discord calling it the best fan fiction they had ever read and I am not here to argue with them at all. Fair warning, every word - every inch of this fic is sexy and it’s delicious brand of titillation is wrapped around your psyche good and tight by the end.

Four by @luxekook

The quadruplets next door are fueling your very lurid fantasies. It turns out they have some fantasies of their own... You will need water if you read this fic. This is the original patented Kim Taehyung Horny Hive Mind 4D Experience™

▨ NEIGHBORS AND ROOMMATES ▨

The Heat Wave Series by @curly-bangtan

The original story (chapter 1) in this series is definitely famous, but I don’t know how many people have read all 9 chapters and if you haven’t, you are really missing an incredibly journey of two very horny idiots stumbling recklessly towards real and incredible love. Everything is set off when the air conditioner breaks and a pair of wild roommates shed their inhibitions along with their clothes.

Flicker by @chimoona

So this fic started out with adorable neighbor dynamics and ended with erotic rope tying. Baby I was ABOUT IT. This was so bloomin hot and also like sweet and tender. Really a sexy and sentimental treasure.

Not Your Typical Flower Shop Story by @jungtaeyoongles

This story goes from “aww” to “WHAT THE-” real quick. Fast paced plot and twist after twist turn the whole flower shop au upside down and then inside out. I can’t say more because spoilers but like - WOW.

▨ TABOO THEMES and DARK FIC ▨ (Sex Work/Power Imbalance/Very Unsafe Sex)

Extracurricular by @ppersonna

One of my favorite professor-student AUs. The reader writes her gorgeous professor a borderline erotic analysis of several major works of art and he feels compelled to discuss it with her privately. Lindy really outdid herself on this one. It is scorchin. Professor Tae is actually really sweet and somehow that just makes the whole thing hotter.

Akrasia by @nitaescence

This is insanely hot. Emphasis on the insane because it’s basically a super erotic romp where you have sex with a man you don’t know (Taehyung) on a crowded public bus. I literally felt my blood pressure going up the longer I read. Whew.

The Client by @jungkookiebus

This one hit me right in the feels. Taehyung is a sweet and lonely man who has a standing Wednesday appointment with an upscale sex worker. As the story progresses, feelings become involved on both sides. When I say I am checking her page thrice daily for part three... This is so engrossing. And this Tae. I just want to hold him.

Daffodil Dreams by @sombreboy

Tread carefully ladies and gents. This story is excellent, but it is easily the darkest fic on the list and, if you choose to read it, please read the trigger warnings carefully. The reader is a psychologist called in to analyze a very dangerous criminal. As their sessions progress, however, several boundaries are crossed.

Obey by @jjkfire

Taehyung is the most feared and ruthless member of the local mafia and you are the world’s most inept escort. You needed a job, but had no real interest in sex work and you’ve managed to fly under the radar as a glorified waitress until Kim Taehyung himself walks into your agency and decides that you’re the only girl he wants. Oh my gosh I loved this story so much. It was downright amazing and there is a surprise at the end that makes everything even sweeter.

[sincerelyella]

Hi, I was wondering if you will be continuing your fic "Everything has Changed"??

I was rereading your posts and was wondering what happens next for Ella and Liam after their steamy tryst🥵🔥 ?!

I love 💘 this story so much🥰

Hi!! I have some things written for my babies in EHC, but it’s a slow process lol I’m glad you love the story and it’s messages like these that inspire me to finish it 🫣😘 hopefully soon my friend! Thank you for thinking of me!

[ehc-on-ao3]

New side blog! I’ll be sharing things I’ve stumbled across that possess an aesthetic that makes me think of certain situations, scenarios, and/or characters in my Life Is Strange fics, especially pairings. Expect a smattering of photos accompanied by descriptors, ideas, and other snippets.

[zzariyowords]

I WANNA SAY I love your fic so so much and it’s turned me into an emotional bitch AAIJNAIJNSQQ thank you for writing EHC, everytime I see a new chapter get uploaded I internally scream bc I’m so excited;;; your fics are definitely one of my all time favs, I love your writing style and the way you write your characters!!!

hhhOURRNHHHHGGGGGGHGHHHGHGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR;;;;;;;,,:;:,:;;,:

tHANK YOU,,, THANK YOU,,,, that's so so sweet of you THAnk YOU,,, 💕💕💕

it really means the world that u like my work so much ;;____;;

[suga-kookiemonster]

*slams hands on table* Did I hear a FOLLOW UP FIC??? FOR EGO??? Yes please!!!! Would love to see more in the hoe chronicles!! (But pls don’t feel rushed, take your time fleshing ideas out!)

yesss! 😁 i'm still fleshing it out, but hopefully i should have it ready soon. and you're right, i should totally pop out a hoe chronicle or two in the meantime 🤔 right now, i've been slowly breaking my little writing hiatus with dabbling with my IT!jungkook fic that has been in my drafts for literal years lol. that and my timetraveler!joon fic, which is taking more of a mental load than i anticipated. i'm feeling good about IT!guk tho, so fingers crossed i'll be able to share it with you soon! 💜

[suga-kookiemonster]

Don’t mind me just passing here for my monthly delusion where oc from ego and taehyung actually end up falling in love after hooking up in the chronicles 🤸‍♂️

idk why it entertains me so much but it does they’d either be the Chernobyl toxic or a healthy chaotic evil together

LMAO! they'd definitely be chaotic evil, but they wouldn't last very long, because tae has a wandering eye and oc don't play that 😂 so it wouldn't even have time to get properly toxic because as we all know, our girl? she's a runner, she's a track star 🏃🏾‍♀️💨

[suga-kookiemonster]

Wow was just about to talk about how I reread ego for the 10th time when I see someone already sent you something about it lol just goes to show how absolutely amazing that fic is 😌 but I also wanted to ask about hoe chronicles, are you gonna be updating it? I promise I’m not trying to like pressure or be rude just curious!

thanks, babe! 🥰💜 i really appreciate you enjoying my fic enough to reread that often. i definitely intend to continue hoe chronicles--just will do so when the motivation strikes. the plots for each one have been pretty much fleshed out from the beginning, so now we're just waiting on me to actually write them lol

[suga-kookiemonster]

I’m in awe bc when I was reading ego and when I finished ego I was like “yeah I definitely have to read more of their writing” but when I read taehyungs part in the hoe chronicles ???!???! It turned into “I have to read more of their writing immediately.”

I love your work it is amazing!!!!!!! <3

ahhh, thank you so much, babe! 🥺💜 so glad you enjoyed ego and hoe chronicles, and i hope you enjoy anything else you choose to check out on my page. hope you're doing well~✨💜

[suga-kookiemonster]

i think this review got buried during the holidays, but so glad i managed to stumble upon it now! thank you so much 🥹💜 you have never annoyed me—i love how much you and others love ego, because i love it too lmao! that fic was truly my baby, and the first one i wrote for bts, so it holds a special place in my heart. so happy you enjoy my work to reread and re-comment 🤣 hope to continue this series this year and hope you’ve been well 😘

ego: hoe chronicles | myg

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summary⇢ he was messing with you again. he was messing with you, trying to get a reaction out of you simply for his own amusement. but you refused to give it to him—refused to give him the satisfaction of playing right into his hands. pairing⇢ yoongi/reader word count⇢ 7.2k (ffs!!!! 🤦🏽‍♀️) rating⇢ 18+ genre⇢ smut | college!au | fuckboi!au | fratboy!au warnings⇢ sexual content, pwp, mint yoongi, oral (m+f receiving), mutual masturbation, fingering, spitplay, titty fucking 🤪 

a/n⇢ wow, i’m really taking my time on these, huh ☠️this one came to me super easily at first and then really fought me in the last quarter, idk 😩 hope it turned out ok and you guys enjoy, tho!! 😘

a reminder that this is an alternate universe piece for my fic ego (i.e., not canon, written just because ya girl is thirsty 😔). can be standalone in theory, but it’s much more fun if you’re familiar with the ego squad, amirite?? mood for this installment is this!

⇢ series masterlist

Afficher davantage

[suga-kookiemonster]

NOT ME REGULARLY FORGETTING HOE CHRONICLES EXISTS ONLY TO BE TRIGGERED INTO SEXY PTSD FLASHBACKS EVERY TIME ITS MENTIONED 😭😭😭

well, it would help if i actually updated it ☠️ maybe soon. i have so many projects i'd like to work on this year, but i definitely want to include a hoe chronicle or two!

[suga-kookiemonster]

your ego hoe chronicals are SO GOOD so far

while reading the one with Tae I just kept thinking how is he so hot?? AND RESPECTFUL???! asking for a safeword from all his partners just in case, even if it's not an explicit bdsm scene 😍

the one with yoongi 🦩him sending a pic at the end with 'wanna do another trade😛' energy byeeee. Sidenote I hope Jia shit on her own jacket it's what she deserves after stringing joon along for no reason

thank you, babe! glad you enjoy 🥰 but yes, ego!tae may be wild, but he's all about consent 😜 and not jia shitting on her own jacket 🤣🤣

[suga-kookiemonster]

My favorite detail about Yoongi's Hoe Chronicles outing is that he and Seokjin keep their STD test results side by side for any visitors to see. What. Class. Acts! 😂

😂😂😂😂 hey, they’re nothing if not efficient LMAO. that’s a detail i wrote that i got a kick out of too 🤣

[suga-kookiemonster]

Not a day goes by where I don’t think about ego!oc. She’s literally my fave and I miss her😔😔 (also This Christmas was amazing and I adore your writing thanks have a good day☀️)

i miss her too 😭 but thank you 💜 i actually was thinking the other day about which of my wips i should work on next, and i’m considering revisiting hoe chronicles because this christmas took a lot of emotional energy and i need to cleanse my palate with something silly. so maybe she’ll make a comeback soon!

and i’m glad you enjoyed this christmas 🥰 thank you for reading!!!