#ffhq

[redrumhook730]

Strip clubs are great. No videos be leaked or posted this time.

[bg-sparrow]

Ten First Lines (Again)

So, I already went ahead and did my most recent ten first lines here, but as @moonlightandstarshimmer actually tagged me this time, I thought I'd share ten more first lines from fandoms other than Back to the Future that I've written for! All links lead to AO3!

FFHQ (M, multi-fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean, BBC Sherlock, Iron Man, Game of Thrones, Star Wars): “I thought we only needed one sub today?”

Principles of Compromise (T, Pirates of the Caribbean): A figure blew passed the window of the blacksmith's shop in the alley.

Unprecedented Youth (G, Pirates of the Caribbean): Jack stood idle amongst the drunks and wenches of Tortuga’s finest, the bunch that had claimed the Faithful Bride tavern as their own.

The Captain (G, Pirates of the Caribbean): The heavy door slammed off the wall, causing a fine stream of ink to steer across the paper recklessly, marring an excellent display of penmanship.

What to Expect When She's Expecting (T, Iron Man): "Vegas? I thought you were taking Pepper out?"

Perignon & Paleobotany (T, Jurassic World): "In the two years I've been with IBRIS, we've made phenomenal headway with this particular group of raptors."

Vibrations on the Air (G, Copying Beethoven): Eighteen months to the day, Anna Holtz was handed the letter that would change her life.

A Mercy, Tolerant (T, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy): He was the Master of the Knights of Ren.

Extra Dry, Extra Olive (T, Iron Man): It was unacceptable, the way she had just behaved.

Under the Weather (G, Mary Poppins): It was not a day of promise if you looked out the window of Number 17 Cherry Tree Lane.

Thanks again for the tag, my friend! Enjoy!

[brutalitysfiniest]

Everyone still as beat up as I am after War Games?

[jackedcowboy]

I’m going to make Mox pay for this damn concussion.

[ratedredge]

It felt good to sleep in my own bed last night.

[judgingbalor]

I can’t believe Roux is two years old today. It all feels so surreal. 

[murderhawkarcher]

Instead of “fat guy in a little coat”, it’s “tall guy in a little bed”. These hotel rooms are not built for guys like me!

[luciferonecrth]

Those Trios titles are going to be ours come 2023.

[redrumhook730]

Tonight. Dynamite.

[blondentrouble]

All of you are way too quiet.

[poisonpurplepixie]

Quill’s first day on the job! He got his first pin fall by taking a bump with daddy! I think we have a future wrestler on our hands y’all!

[bayleyscontrol]

Be ready to cheer my team on to victory tonight.

[ageofmelo]

…this what we just HAD to be in Orlando for huh?

@toxictrouble @toxicjacy @twistedxtoxic

[toxicjacy]

We’re going to beat those bitches and get our title shot.

[dominicansmokeshow]

It sucks that I had to face my best friend in the triple threat match with the baddies against jade, myself, and Red velvet. We lost but that’s okay because It’s officially Christmas at my house. The tree is up and my grandmamas nativity scene is under it with pretty lights. All I need now is presents. :)

[haytealluwant]

It’s hard to believe how much my life has changed in a few years.