#ff twitter shitposting au

[ultravioart]

Okay so. Overwatch official social media accounts are posting content that is implying things???????? God I hate this shit Zenyatta is a comfort character of mine and it's really depressing seeing all this infighting and creepy content surrounding his lore bc devs can't be damned to properly explain themselves!!!! Like jfc, they have NO REASON to hide Zen and Ram's true dynamic! SO far in canonical lore (not twitter shitposts) it's been coded as monastic brotherhood at minimum, or monastic brotherhood + found family siblings with basic interpretation, So what's the deal???? From what I am seeing there are three options for what their dynamic actually is and what OW PR is doing:

FYI: in my opinion, thus far for what OW lore has given in canon, Ram and Zen are likely found family siblings and monastic brothers. That is how I interpret them in all my aus too, personally. Option A) They are found family siblings. Official OW accounts are shipping two found family siblings which YIKES (This would be like shipping Genji and Kiriko, who are not bio related but are found family members.) it's a bad time all around, i guess starwatch really is taking that starwars inspo to the extremes, RIP. PS: YES I am aware monastic dynamics means the Shambali call everyone brother/sister/etc, that is NOT what I am referring to. The words that the devs used when introducing Ramattra in the live reveal implied sib dynamics + monastic brother dynamics between Zen and Ram. OR Option B) They were involved/partners. Omnic monks = aro/ace or ace coded (Robots are not organic, therefore would not have the same desires humans might experience). OW botched the reveal and is blatently aphobic by equating aro/ace partnerships to siblings with the "as close as brothers" line to describe how close they got. I hate that aphobic stereotype with a passion. A found family sibling is not just a 'friend' and FFS ^^^THOSE TWO DYNAMICS are NOT the same as aro/ace partnerships!!! At all!!!!!! It's incredibly insulting to say those partnerships are "inherently just friends lol" or "basically just sis and bro" or whatever the hell. IF these characters were meant to be an item, OW fucked up tremendously in how they revealed it. Let's announce aphobia on pride month??? OR Option C) They were never involved/partners. OW PR is baiting content (on pride month no less) to reel in shippers for social media interactions and advertisements for OW bc $$$ and "uwu technically!!! robots aren't related sweaty!!" strawmans as if found family tropes don't exist, and blah blah blah, bs allo-centricisms of: "our canon found family MUST equal romance! There is no such thing as found family: siblings or niece or uncle or grandparent, etc" nonsense. Ultimately, this baited ship is ooc and not canon, making it a hellscape for the fandom to interact with Ramattra or Zenyatta content bc of the infighting, all bc OW devs/PR can't be clear on what is and what is not canon dynamics for Ram and Zen. Man I hate it here. Zenyatta canon lore better not be soiled because of OW PR/dev/writer bs, Zenyatta deserves good lore. So does Ramattra! This stupid limbo of "are they or aren't they" shouldn't exist in the first place!!!!! OW should have been crystal clear about them, especially with Ram, considering Ram is key to OW2 lore as the Leader of NullSector.

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It's never a dull moment with Zack and his daughter

[xuanlw]

alô tag! long time no see. aos poucos to voltando pro 1x1 depois de um tempo longe e pensei em deixar aqui alguns plots e ocs que ando com vontade de fazer. como de praxe, as regras estão no source link, e se algo chamar seu interesse é só deixar o like ou me chamar direto mesmo! ps: só terei disponibilidade pra jogar mesmo em dezembro, porque esse fim de mês eu to atolada de deveres acadêmicos, mas sempre acho um tempinho pra plotarmos enquanto isso!

plots

i. um clichezinho de artista e fã (mf, ff, nbf) . qualquer plot digno de y/n, pode ser um em que se conhecem num fanmeet ou fansign e têm uma interação interessante; ou um em que ê artista se infiltra no stan twitter pra se aproximar des fãs e acaba se aproximando demais dessa fã em particular (baseado num bunny cujo link eu perdi); ou um em que a fã tem uma dm inesperadamente respondida... vale tudo, até o esbarrão no starbucks! eu já tinha um projeto de oc pra esse plot, que tinha criado pra um plot similar que não foi pra frente, e queria muito jogar com ela. é uma love pattranite fc (idade entre 20 e 22 anos), aquele tipo de fã que faz toda uma carreira online de shitpost (sem maldade) e trata ê ídole como bestie, salvo um ou outro thirst tweet extremamente unhinged em momentos de fraqueza. tem lá seus problemas familiares e traumas, e minha ideia é que ela tivesse acabado de terminar com a ex no começo do plot. não acha que muse b vai notar ela nunca, então usa as dms delu pra fazer a lista do mercado e pra desabafar de vez em quando.

ii. coffee shop au with a twist (mm, ff, mnb, fnb). um plot totalmente baseado em um socmed au que eu li no twitter e consumiu meu cérebro (tw pra traição!) em que muse a trabalha num coffee shop e assiste do balcão muse b pedir a pessoa amada em casamento da forma mais romântica possível, só pra levar uma puta rejeição e descobrir que estava levando chifre o tempo todo. muse a acaba ficando para além de seu expediente pra tentar consolar muse b, e nisso desenrolam uma ótima conversa, se dão super bem... e muse b volta outras vezes pro café... e o resto é história! obviamente pode ser um restaurante ou outra coisa em vez de coffee shop, o que importa é a essência do plot.

ocs

mint kanyawee. 29 anos, tailandesa (bangkok), designer gráfica & professora de dança, baifern pimchanok fc. aberta para: m, f, nb.

a mint é a amiga pra animar qualquer rolê, se você descontar o fato que ela não pode passar do limite com a bebida que já tá tentando subir numa mesa e tirar a roupa. aparenta bom humor e prefere estar sempre rindo, mas é toda insegura porque passou a vida na sombra do irmão mais velho, que era a criança exemplar que, na idade dela, já tinha a vida feita, esposa, filhos... e ela não tem nada disso. em vez disso, é uma trainwreck. toda artista, um prodígio na dança, mas nunca sentiu que podia correr atrás disso como gostaria; hoje dá aulas de kpop dance pra complementar a renda, embora seja treinada em danças clássicas.

plot: não tenho nenhum plot específico em mente pra ela; ela é bem flexível nesse quesito, só queria desenvolvê-la mesmo. vou deixar o link pra minha tag de wanted plots ao fim do post!

yuwen luwa. ~24 anos, imperatriz, xu jiaqi fc. aberta para: m, f, nb.

o plot da luwa requer um setting histórico ou de baixa fantasia (eu sou sempre a favor de inventar coisa e explorar o worldbuilding! mas muito da backstory dela foi inspirada em cnovels). a luwa cresceu no olho do furacão da disputa pelo trono e teve que crescer muito rápido quando perdeu os pais. como irmã mais velha do novo imperador, acabou ocupando o papel de imperatriz viúva e mãe, e passaria o resto da vida tentando cuidar do irmão e se certificando que nada de ruim aconteceria com ele. nos olhos alheios a luwa é aquela mulher exemplar, classuda mesmo, mas é muito astuta pra política. tá acostumada a se sacrificar pelo irmão, pelo império, e nunca pensar em si mesma ou no que ela quer. só não casou ainda porque o irmão dela ainda tenta intervir pela felicidade dela.

plot: adoraria qualquer plot de amor proibido pra ela; aquele clichezão gostoso de pessoas que não podem, a princípio, casar por causa de questões de classe, ou porque as famílias são inimigas, ou por questões de gênero (luwa e uma “serva” talvez?). alternativamente, adoraria um plot de casamento arranjado que evolui pra amor verdadeiro. também dá pra mumuzar com o irmão dela!

extra! no momento to morrendo por uma chance de usar a namtan tipnaree de fc. também morreria por um apo nattawin de opposite. aberta a novas ideias de plot nesses casos. também deixo minha tag de wanted plots aqui.

[find-the-eyes]

just 2014-2015 franzdom things

- franz fridays

- franzyfrenzy

- just really good straight up content blogs

- fyeahnickmccarthy

- there were so many Nick stans... where did you all go

- nightspams (literally just post spams at night, equivalent to shitposting or nightblogging)

- pizza gets personal

- smolchol2k15

- “if you’re going to spam please use the proper tag”

- franzyfighters

- trilo-bilo. trilo freaking bilo

- “says the trilobite”

- “please don’t ship band members it’s not nice!! ship oc/alex instead” (death glares ensue)

- trilo-bilo’s trip to the eye doctor

- the narwhal video. I can still hear the THWACK in the back of my mind sometimes

- the death of trilo-bilo

- everyone’s obsession with fighting Alex, which totally definitely wasn’t the reason he hated us so much that year

- “meet me in the pit”

- why didn’t he hit that block button on all of us

- the life of a franz ferdinand reference (lffr)

- music video screenshot photosets

- waiting for new vines and never getting them

- chatting on kik because no social media platform had a proper DM system yet

- matching kik names and photos to make the band

- making your kik color orange for franz shshjsjhssjh what were we ON

- memeing FFS and getting yelled at by the half of the fandom that liked FFS

- the word stan wasn’t a thing yet i think we just said ‘favs...’ like “i fav Paul” etc

- Nick, Bob, and Paul stans supporting each other through FFS

- when Nick crowd surfed at that one FFS gig in France and we all thought he wasn’t allowed back onstage for some reason

- wanting a blue flannel

- not understanding the farmhouse fics

- idolizing the slacken_ties writers

- that weird nilex fic on ao3 where they got absolutely smashed on the set of the dywt video and then... they absolutely smashed

- “we topped the tag again”

- the wattpad fics

- Alex’s twitter hiatus that lasted for literally six days

- the fight for the tag or whatever that was

- the franzdom clique vs the franz fandom

- literally all of the fights

- kaprandczar

- calling Alex ‘kaprand’ in general and how the franzyfighters morphed it into just ‘kapran’

- whykaprandissad

- the franz ferdinand spoofs... I remember exactly where I was when ‘franz ferdinand direct’ was posted

- discovering m****c*** for the first time... where were YOU? i was at the pool with my friends

- that one girl who dressed up as franz in her videos omg she had talent

- franzferdinandphilosophiles

- everyone literally seemed so smart but we were all just a bunch of boo boo the fools fighting over nearly-middle aged british men

- everyone’s name was katherine or lindsey of eleanor i genuinely thought they were the girls from the franz songs

- the fake Paul twitter

- the fake Bob instagram

- the hype around Nick’s keysmash tweet... why

- that one rtrwra promo where they were sleeping and everyone was like “OHOHOHO”

- the rtrwra promo where they were recording somewhere and Nick and Paul were cuddling?????

- and Alex was wearing a blue flannel... slacken_ties propaganda

- actually ALL of the RTRWRA promos

- “bring back the blerp”

- “smol puppy”

- ‘trash lemon & teeny beany & poptart & bobe’ shirts

- the domino theory and how much Alex hated it, which just fueled it even more

- being called out by Alex’s finsta 

- pizza, kissy (our kissy!), sparkles, punchy, and swirly, aka the pup squad

- “THIS IS A CODE STRAWBERRY”

- scarlet and blue

- fuking-bob’s profile photo

- all of the awkward Bob photos actually

- Bob going from thicque to thinne

- everyone’s obsession with the erdbeer mund video

- not the archduke lol!!!!!!!

- nilex rhett and link aus... you heard me... why did that get so many notes

- crying over ‘old franz...’ girl it WAS old franz

- having to watch nick be depressed onstage

- the music note shirt

- 1-800-CALLGIRL and other hotline bling vs call girl memes

- dropping fake franz collabs to celebrate ffs GFGGHBJGF

- when someone said Alex looks like Pepe the frog

- “I knew Bob was thick, but damn...”

- tour de franz screenshot photosets

- discovering the tonight commentary for the first time...

- those 2007 video compilation things

- that one photo of alex with alex turner and julian casablancas and everyone was like “aaaahhh holy trinity”

ok that’s it for now going back to franz nostalgia land

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Don't ask about the previous two Mr. Fluffykins. It was a sad day in the Fair Household.

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Now this was a twitter exchange that everyone in Insomnia talked about for days...

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The Lion has joined the FF Twitter

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The competition heats up in the Leonhart household

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Denzel has joined the fray au!

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Noct pls