#festive ficcery

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‘Tis the season...

...to kick my writer’s block into touch with some festive prompts. 

To save my sanity & prevent a total nope-out like last year, I’m going to keep things manageable by setting a limit of 6 slots for now. Drop me a line with a number & a wrestling ship and I’ll see what I can do for you - details of who I’m prepared to write for are under the cut.

Prompt list pinched from @bingbinghua - her full advent calendar offering is still open for prompts too & I can’t recommend her writing enough :)

Carol

Mistletoe

Bows

Lights

Oranges

Ivy

Ribbon

Fruitcake

Snowflakes

Angel

Nutcracker

Pudding

Ornaments

Goose

Parties

Jumpers

North Star

Pageant

Icicles

Stable

Paper Hats

Stockings

Pine Cones

Toys

Wreath

Chestnuts

Camel

Sleigh

Elf

White

Donkey

Pie

Frost

Antlers

Tinsel

Pear

Snowman

Yule log

Bells

Family

Scarf

Candy canes

Traffic

Snowflake

Red

Crackers

Fir

North Pole

Drums

Turkey

Eve

Ornament

Poinsettia

Coal

Green

Cranberry sauce

Chestnut

Heritage

Jingle

Shepherds

Mittens

Menorah

Shopping

Cards

Kiss

Merry

Eggnog

Trains

Hymn

Gingerbread

Stuffing

Holly

Gift

Solstice

Fireplace

Winter

Chime

Parade

Snow globe

Tradition

Berry

Invitation

Spirit

Partridge

Nutmeg

Rooftop

Chimney

Garland

Robin

Bauble

Candles

Sled

Reunion

Oven

Wrapping paper

Sweets

Resolution

Baking

Decorations

Choir

General Guidelines

Rule of thumb - If I’ve posted/reblogged about a wrestler or wrestling adjacent personality in the past year, I’m probably good to write them. 

WWE - Vince has won less of my attention recently so yes only  to Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, Becky Lynch, Charlotte, Finn Bálor, Shinsuke Nakamura, Sheamus, Drew McIntyre, Tyler Breeze, Fandango, Cesaro, Shane McMahon, Xavier Woods - not sure I’ve seen enough of late to do anyone else justice.

WWE NXT/NXT UK - the ‘indy’ signings I’m probably ok with, the home grown performance centre boys & girls not so much - best to check, I’ll let you know.

NJPW - no to Chris Jericho, Toa Henare & any Bullet Club OG/Elite except for Marty Scurll, Adam Page or Taiji Ishimori 

Indies/other - see rule of thumb or ask to check :)

Sorry no OC’s or Y/N, but I am open to write het & poly as well as slash.

Unless you specifically state in your request that your ship is a platonic brotp, I’ll presume its a romantic pair & that smut is acceptable if that’s where the muses lead.

Don’t forget to let me know if you have any absolute no-nos :)

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⛄️ Festive Ficcery Tombola ⛄️

It’s early, but I already heard my first Christmas music in a store today & decorations are spring up in the cafes & shops around my office, so I’m opening up my Festive Ficcery requests, but this year I’m going to be doing things a little differently…

I’ve spent a few hours scouring tumblr for 100 of the best holiday prompts & gathered them up here. This is the list I’ll be using, but PLOT TWIST…you don’t get to choose the prompt & neither do I! Instead, you send me a ship & I’ll use the random number generator at Random.org to select a prompt. I’ll write you a little fic & it will be posted during the month of December. Fun & surprises all round 😉

The sooner you send me an ask off anon with your ship the better, I’ll close requests once I get to 25 or by November 25th, whichever comes first. One ship per ask please - if you send more than one, I’ll prioritise whichever one you send first - if there’s still spaces left after everyone’s first go, I’ll start on seconds.

If you have any squicks please make sure you make a note of it so I know to avoid. Similarly, if you have any particular requests, or want versions of characters from one of my existing fic verses, let me know & I’ll see what I can do, and unless you ask otherwise, I’ll assume you’re happy with any rating. If avoiding ‘Christmas’ in a prompt is important to your ship - i.e. a character of a non-Christian background, be sure to remind me so I can tweak the prompt to be non-denominational or tailored to their tradition.

I’m good with any sort of ship - slash, femslash, het, poly - and with any level of smut. These are fluff heavy prompts because that’s my thing, but in case it needs stated, I won’t write you non-con, death, blood, torture, watersports or scat. 

Apart from dark!fic, my list of won’t writes is very small - no Sheasaro, no Chris Jericho, no wrestler/reader, no Bray Wyatt, no incest ships. I’m most familiar with the WWE & NXT rosters, but my repertoire has expanded so try me with your fave ‘indy’ boys & girls…if I’m stumped, I’ll let you pick again.

Get those ships in & let the fun begin! ❄️

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This is me, finally accepting the thing I’ve been fighting against for the last couple of weeks.

Festive prompt fills are not going to happen.

I’m disappointed, but with everything that’s been going on for me this month it was inevitable that something was going to give & if it was the capacity to write, it’s probably the lesser of all evils.

My sincerest & most heartfelt apologies to all who sent me a request. I will do my best to honour those requests at some point, just not in the immediate future. I’m going to take a step back from all my writing for the next month to focus my energies on all the other things that are happening. Hopefully that will give me the space I need to come back a better writing, creating things I enjoy writing & you can enjoy reading.

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Looking at the ships I’ve received for my Festive Ficcery Tombola so far 🎄

Got some Shearrett, got a fair few Am- pairings, even asks for Manny and Ospreay/Okada amongst others. There’s even one pairing that I’m pretty sure only the requestor & I ship 😄

I still have slots free, so if you would like to request yourself a little Festive treat, pop a ship in my ask.

It’s all been slash couples up to now, but I have no problem writing het, poly or femslash - I’m Moiself on AO3 & FFDN if you want to take a peek at my usual efforts.

My list of won’t writes is very small - no Sheasaro, no Chris Jericho, no wrestler/reader, no Bray Wyatt, no incest ships. As a rule of thumb, if I’ve posted about a wrestler, I’ll probably write them, but if I’m truly stumped I’ll get in touch & let you pick again so don’t be shy try me with your non WWE faves.

Remember it’s just the your ships I want, the prompts will be drawn at random! ⛄️

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The Festive Ficcery prompts have been picked!

And here they are...along with a few red herrings so that the ones last to get published can’t be guessed & the surprise spoiled ;p Full list & sources of these prompts can be found here.

“i know we hate each other but it’s Christmas eve and your flight was cancelled please come inside”

“you’re in the hospital for the holidays so i came in while you were sleeping to decorate your room i love you merry Christmas”

“YES I BOOBY TRAPPED THE PRESENTS BECAUSE YOU DO THIS EVERY FUCKING YEAR”

“i live below you and i was minding my own business watching the snowfall out the window WHEN I SAW A BODY FALL ARE YOU REALLY PUTTING UP CHRISTMAS LIGHTS NOW”

I KNITTED YOU A JUMPER

MY MOM KNITTED YOU A JUMPER

“i slipped on ice outside your house and you ran out barefoot to help me quick let’s get inside under a blanket”

“YOU DON’T LIKE MARSHMALLOWS IN YOUR HOT CHOCOLATE? WHY DO YOU HATE LOVE”

DRUNKEN CAROLLING (”that’s not a thing” “oh yes it is”)

i have an enthusiastic younger sibling who wants to have a perfect christmas tree and you are the grumpy, sarcastic christmas tree salesman who hates the cold. and the entire holiday rush. quite possibly even his customers.

i haven’t seen you since you left for college, and now you’re home for the holidays. i am happy to see you, but what has happened to the shy, withdrawn nerd who couldn’t look me in the eyes without blushing?

(843): I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said “Feed Me Bitch.” I don’t own a hamster. I don’t know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.

(212): Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. 

(267): why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?

(513): So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast”. Guess we have to do it

(414): I’m at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!

Character A and Character B are co-workers, but they barely know each other. But they both have to work through the holidays.

Character A can’t wrap gifts to save their life. Character B is their neighbor and can help.

Character A has to dress up as Santa for Christmas.

It’s Character A’s first Christmas since a tragedy.

Character A doesn’t feel the Christmas spirit but Character B, who lives above them, keeps playing Christmas carols really loud.

We had a snowman building contest and I built a really cute family of them and you built a cannabalistic snowman eating another one- jfc there are children here what’s wrong with you

Adjacent shops Christmas decorations war of escalation AU

Going up to the mountains for Christmas and getting stuck at the ski resort bc of bad weather AU

I injured myself doing something stupid at a holiday party and you’re the doctor at the emergency clinic AU

For extra fun, if you have sent me an ask with a ship you can still drop me a line & ask me to redraw your prompt but I won’t tell you which one of the above was yours & I won’t add the new one to the list so you really don’t know what you’ll be getting!

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4 Festive Ficcery Tombola slots already gone!

It’s a nice array of ships too 🚢

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Dec 16th - I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm & Ambálor for Anonymous. Developing relationship, follows on from Skater's Waltz.

@jellybelly30 @captainbigdickambrose @bingbinghua @penguinsstealingsanity @kdc-warehouse

AO3 link

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Dec 15th: White Christmas & Punkbana smut for @bingbinghua :) Enjoy sweetie!

AO3 link

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Still playing catch up (again!) so here's Dec 12th & All I Want For Christmas Is You - Heath Slater/Adam Rose for @sakurahijiri. Coffee shop AU, pre-slash.

@bingbinghua @penguinsstealingsanity

AO3 link

Requests are still open so if you’ve got a fave festive tune & ship you’d like to see a little jolly holiday read for, drop me a line. Don’t forget to let me know if there are any squicks to be avoided or if you have any special requests.Very little is off limits except for non-con & character death. If there’s something I don’t think I can do, I’ll let you know asap. Open for all manner of ships in any combination of gender & orientations.

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Closing my Santa sack for this in 3 days, but there’s still time to send me a ship!

Looking at the ships I’ve received for my Festive Ficcery Tombola so far 🎄

Got some Shearrett, got a fair few Am- pairings, even asks for Manny and Ospreay/Okada amongst others. There’s even one pairing that I’m pretty sure only the requestor & I ship 😄

I still have slots free, so if you would like to request yourself a little Festive treat, pop a ship in my ask.

It’s all been slash couples up to now, but I have no problem writing het, poly or femslash - I’m Moiself on AO3 & FFDN if you want to take a peek at my usual efforts.

My list of won’t writes is very small - no Sheasaro, no Chris Jericho, no wrestler/reader, no Bray Wyatt, no incest ships. As a rule of thumb, if I’ve posted about a wrestler, I’ll probably write them, but if I’m truly stumped I’ll get in touch & let you pick again so don’t be shy try me with your non WWE faves.

Remember it’s just the your ships I want, the prompts will be drawn at random! ⛄️

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Hello friends! If you are sending me a ship for this, could I please remind you to only send one per ask & to make sure that your ask is not on anon?

There will be other opportunities for anon requests at other times, but for this I want to know who I’m writing for😊

If you’ve sent me an anon already, please resend with your mask off thanks 🤗

⛄️ Festive Ficcery Tombola ⛄️

It’s early, but I already heard my first Christmas music in a store today & decorations are spring up in the cafes & shops around my office, so I’m opening up my Festive Ficcery requests, but this year I’m going to be doing things a little differently…

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