#ferristharrison

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Keara driving

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Literally dying.

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I'm not going to lie I think the most uncomfortable moment of my life is when I learned that Woody/Buzz fanart exists. 

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WOOO ANOTHER ONE

YAY!

Tagged by the fantastic sabannahisaclotpole and foiblesforthetardis

Rule 1: always post the rules.

Rule 2: answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 11 new ones.

Rule 3: tag 11 new people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: let them know you’ve tagged them.

First, from sabbanahisaclotpole

1. How many books do you read in a year (on average)?

Last year I finished none. I cried. Usually though it's about 75 and this year I've already finished three and working on the fourth so.

2. Career plans?

cry. No seriously I want to costume/own a shop/tailor clothes. Also act and web design because monies are important to the whole travel thing.

3. Favorite genre (of anything)?

You whore... Ahhhhhh I don't know? I'll have to go with fantasy. Tolkien changed my life along with Patricia C. Wrede. 

4. What is your favorite season and why?

Spring. I don't actually get spring in my state/town because Jesus hates me, but a good rainy Spring is literally the best thing ever.

5. Would you rather live in a bustling city, or a small town in the countryside?

City. The variety and endless buzzing life is enticing. 

6. Do you wish you had an accent? If so, what kind? If not, why?

Yes. British or Scottish as they are the most adorable things ever. Also aussie would be acceptable.

7. Would you prefer spending a vacation on the beach or in a cabin in the mountains?

Yes. Though cabin would be smarter health wise as I'm allergic to sunlight. Damn you body chemistry.

8. What would you do if you won the lottery?

Big. Ass. Library. Sliding ladders kind of library. With three secret bookshelf doors.

9. Any secret fantasies?

Shall we go sadistic or embarrassing? 

Yep okay embarrassing. There is a very very very very innocent guy at my school. He also has the body carved by the gods. I would have my wicked way with him if it were a perfect universe. But the jury is still out on whether or not he's kissed anyone so.

10. What are you looking forward to / hoping for in 2013?

Graduation bitches. I get to finally fucking move out and get my own life. You have no idea this has been the goal of my life every day of my entire 17 years so far.

11. Tell me something you love about yourself. 

My constant goal of judging people by their asshole levels rather than by discrimination.

Phew. Part 2

1. What was your first pet?

The cat I got when I was 10 once named Jasmine. Now none as grandma because she mothered all the cats after that (which is about 11 I think). She's still kickin'

2. What is your favourite item of clothing?

I would murder people for guys pull over hoodies.

3. Who are the first four actors/actresses that pop into your head?

Benedict Cumberbatch, Emma Watson, David Tennant, Jensen Ackles.

4. What is your favourite book?

I refuse. I have dozens. 

5. Do drink tea or coffee?

Yes.

6. What is your stance on Shakespeare being a real person or just a pen name for another man or woman?

I think the theory is interesting, but I don't really see any definitive evidence either way, so I just focus on the genius behind rather than the name in front.

7. Have you gone skinny dipping?

No *sobbing* it's on the bucket list.

8. Do you get snow in the winter?

Ha. Haha. Ha. Hahahahahaha. HA.

Let's just say I got ran off the road today because some asshole decided to keep the sides of his truck away from the snow bank to keep it clean and I got stuck in the six feet of ice compacted around my car.

9. What is your happy place?

Libraries. Nothing replaces that giddy feeling.

10. Do you own a globe?

Not personally. I want to get one of the antique globe lamps like in While You Were Sleeping because asdfjkl;

AND NOW

The questions

1. Your sexual orientation?

2. Are you neat or messy?

3. What's your most embarrassing story?

4. If you could become any celebrity, which one would you become?

5. Kids?

Done. Already did this once and I'm not raping my brain for more questions.

Also not tagging people because fjdklsa; 

Tag me when you do it.