#feralwaff1e

[hazbinhazbinhazbinreblog]

Something I thought of. For your staticradiodad au. Vox and Alastor don't really do the whole wedding planning for their own wedding. But when Charlie comes in and says she's engaged? Vox short circuts for a second before he's grabbing her and Vaggie and they're gonna look at wedding dresses, venues, EVERYTHING. Meanwhile Alastor is sitting there trying not to cry BECAUSE HIS BABY IS GETTING MARRIED

HELL YES, they would be so insanely supportive, it's returning the favor almost (even though Chaggie would certainly get married before them but returning the favor for all the years of planning anyway)

[mandareeboo]

UH UH, IF YOURE TAKING PROMPTS

Mammon: I'm EATIN' LUNCH EARLY

Satan, incensed: The *hell* you're not! I'm the judge here! I say when lunchtime is!

Mammon, pulling out his nuggies: I'M GONNA DO IT. I'M A MAD MAN

This!! With or without Bonbon, either situation is hilarious. Just Mammon going to eat his nuggets “IM GONNA DO IT, IM A MAD MAN”

(This is an in-joke relating to the series where Ozzie and Fizz have an adopted baby, which you can read here and here and here.)

Mammon could honestly not give less a fuck about the trial. He's here mostly because it's his job- and Mammon might be a cheap bitch, but he's not fucking around with his job- but also because he really, really would like some pussy. He flings a few jokes at Leviathan and it seems to be going really well! He's got half of a woman charmed- that's gotta be, like, a really good sign.

(He doesn't fuck customers, because customers don't want him to fuck them. They want to pay him- posters of various demon's credit cards go up bright and shiny with every show he does, and Mammon absolutely uses those numbers, but they don't want a fuck. They want a Fizzie, or a job, or to be his next greatest hit.)

(They don't know what they're missing, honestly. Mammon's never had anyone complain about him in bed before.)

What he doesn't know is that Bon Bon has decided to sneak into her papa's giant ass fire mane to see him at work, and now the little anklebiter's curious. She wobbles out of Asmodeus's safe flames to wander the pews- and she's definitely part imp, the sturdy and flexible little shit, because she's across the room and into the Goetia section when she's spotted.

Fizzarolli, desperately scanning the jury to see his beloved step up and fight for Blitz's safety, manages to disconnect entirely when seeing his daughter on live tv. He sends Ozzie a text that he's hallucinating out of stress. Ozzie looks up and his face drops like a flaccid dick, and that's when they both realize that, no, actually, this is happening.

"Mamm," whispers Ozzie, reaching down to flick a bell. It jingles furiously while Mammon ignores the Sin, because he and Ozzie and Bee have been fighting the whole fucking trial and he's trying to get laid instead right now, but then a giant fist grabs him by the back of the head and shakes, stopping to twist him in the direction of Bon Bon.

"Oh," says Mammon, eloquent. "Fuck."

"Stall!" Ozzie yells quietly down at him before a flash of fire has him in his smaller form and sprinting away. Beezlebub watches him go but doesn't say anything.

Mammon checks his pockets. Days like today made him regret giving up clowning- no balloons, no water-spraying roses, not even a bottle of fizzy water. All he has is his lunch and a cigar- and while smoking might get him a few glares, it's not going to distract Satan from murdering this random fucker in front of a baby.

"I'M EATIN' LUNCH EARLY!" he screeches.

The crowd goes to a dead halt. The imp, halfway on the chopping block, glares at him for ruining the moment. The axe is awkwardly moved away from said block while the hooded demon ignores his quarry entirely to stare, eyes aflame, at a demon throwing a temper tantrum.

Satan's head snaps like a damn rubber band, and then there's ten thousand tons of angry dragon in his face. "You are not! This is a trial!"

"I'M GONNA DO IT!" Mammon argues, demurely revealing his box of chicken nuggies. Green, just like him. The brand deal had cost a pretty penny for the corporation making and selling them, which was ironic considering it was mostly just food coloring. "I'M A FUCKIN' MAD MAN! DON'T FUCK WITH ME, (HONK)!"

"Satan," weasels Yogirt in his ear. "Remember what we said about picturing fluffy clouds and happy kittens. You won't let this little thing ruin your amazing progress, right?"

"It's my courtroom!" Satan argues back- a rare occurrence between the two demons. "I won't let this greedy bastard challenge my domain in front of all the rings!"

Mammon spots Ozzie reclaiming Bon Bon from a confused and upset Vassago and smiles. Halfway there. "Who wants to bet on how many of these FUCKIN' NUGGIES I can eat before Satan can cook my ass?"

"Oh, bet," urged Bee, suddenly very interested. Bitch. "I give ya four, you prick."

"I WILL HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT OF COURT!" Satan thunders.

"You think I'm scared to fuckin' die?" Mammon replies, scared as shit to die. "I want my fucking MEAL BREAK!"

"COULD YOU ALL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST KILL ME, ALREADY?" pleads the imp.

"I would like to put forward the motion to, well, do what the shitty devious imp is saying," adds the offended Goetia.

"Ya (HONK)s think I give a flying fuck about the imp?" Mammon asks- and he does not, in fact, give a fuck. He lifted up his other bucket of chicken; slowly, for effect. "I want my FUCKING NUGGIES!"

"Oh, calm the FUCK down, Mamm," wheezes Asmodeus, very out of breath, as he sinks down into his chair. Mammon can hear Bon Bon cooing just out of sight below him. "It won't kill you to wait."

"Fuck you," Mammon snips, but puts the two away. He gives Ozzie a shit-eating grin; the amount of payback the Sin owed him was staggering, and who was he if not the Sin of Greed? He was gonna milk it for all it's worth. "Fine! Let's fuckin' do this, then."

"Thank you," squeezes out Yogirt. "Mr. Satan, I think it's time to go to our mind palace. You like your mind palace, right?"

Satan grits his teeth against the natural flow of rage and sits down. "Yeah, yeah. Okay. But don't ever do that shit again."

"What, and get my dick burned off? Not bloody happening, (HONK)."

[pmatga]

I just wanted to say I enjoy how you draw pacworlders :)

thank you!!

[recipe-for-monsters]

I love your adoptive dad mammon! He's doing so well! If you don't mind me asking, does Fizzarolli still need prosthetics in this au? Or is there no reason for it/no fire?

I imagine that he would since thinking of adult Fizzarolli without him having his iconic prosthetics is strange. It could be a situation where he was set up working for the imp circus as a way to gain experience in show biz and having a bit of an underdog background to really sell once he becomes big and famous and then the whole meeting/befriending Blitz and the fire disaster happens. Though mostly I'm just having a ton of fun drawing Fizz as a precocious little kid and Mammon as the dad he's always wanted to be, lol XD

[calistozom]

Hello everybody! It takes a little longer with the third request than I had originally planned (mainly because of my job), so in return I worked a little more on the backgrounds. This time it's wonderful OC Kathy (with a bust of another OC Nova) belonging to @feralwaff1e. As soon as I saw the refs, a flood of vaporwave inspiration just poured over me. I do not know why. Maybe the color palette affected me. >w<

While I was drawing it, I reviewed so many atmospheric references and listened to so much vaporwave music that now, when I leave the computer, I wonder why the colors around are so muted and where the hell did all grids and the antique statues go. Also, we clearly need more swimming pools.

P.S. - I really enjoyed working with color in this work and I hope the owner of the OC will like it too. Hope it won’t make a big difference that I made skin and hair color a bit warmer and less saturated while fitting it in the main palette + added a white stripe to the sleeves.

[genius11rare]

I miss Xir

Y'all, I worked on some old ass redraws of The Woodsman and Chaos/K.O.

First off we have K.O./Chaos. Xir are Life and everything in it, and Xir forced Xirself into Mabel. I based this form off of a fix named Rainbows by @seiya234!!! Something y'all need to check out. I didn't change much about Xir Design tbh.

The only thing I changed about Xir is the C section 'scar' on Xir abdomen! While Xir isn't technically the triplets parent, Xir was woth Mabel through the whole thing. K.O. is proud of the triplets and what they become. So I figured K.O would like to have that 'scar' as a reminder of Xir's Not!children. Not only that but K.O's body(not hair) is a combo of Mabel's Shooting star sweater.

Next up we have The Woodsman. I didn't change much, except for an artistic interpretation of him. His 'antlers' to be exact. Instead of actual, antlers I made them Birch branches!! Just because he's very Earth Themes and becomes the Ygdrissl(sorry for the mispel) tree later!! He belongs to @seiya234 as well btw!!

If y'all wanna see more of these charaters check out the @transcendence-au !!! I've been following that blog for years, and if never ceases to amaze!!

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

Posted I started a while back in like, May apparently?? But didn’t quite finish the art- just gonna post it now: Found out part of why sharks sometimes bite people is because they’re curious and not exactly sure what they are, so they bite to investigate

[butterpuffed]

”Hey, Pyralis? What do you dream about?”

“Uh.. nothing special.”

You know I never looked into it but there’s so many different pacsters I love it

THANK YOU TO THE LOVELY FOLKS THAT LET ME USE THEIR PAC!!:

@30-fucking-boiled-potatoes , @danisha-tdh , @cartooncadet666 , @xelys-xlys , @ribbondee , @toad-in-a-trenchcoat @oceanartwork , @ninjastar107 , @inkteresting-art , @verogoblin , @yugo-possum , @errolluck , @vividlyhans86 , @doodlethings , @ribbonjc , @zweetart , @nuclearfruitbat , @anti-cosmofangirl , @slumbergoblin

+ also @hyp3rfixation-h3ll , @polina-quail , @famitendo , @autumn2art , @klaudia96art and @feralwaff1e !! To you folks it applies if it makes u uncomfortable that ur pac is there, just let me know and I’ll remove them :3 ( I got too excited to post it and couldn’t wait till y’all answered my ask, sorry </3 )

Alt ver + individual credits + original insp below

INSP -

[slumbergoblin]

Designed a character for @feralwaff1e^^

[autumn2art]

My art trade for @feralwaff1e I wanted to draw both versions of your oc Iris.

so have a little comic Where she throwing this guy!

[angrymonster]

So, I've been scrolling staking @feralwaff1e Betrayus and Ezra art and. I've fallin' in love.

So my headcanon for Ezra's look. I wanted to add more of a water element in the hair and the tail with a more flowty water effect then add more blue in the design to reflect his water powers more, but the purple paint I was using was to pink instead of blueish purple. Like the original. Opps.

[hazbinhazbinhazbinreblog]

I've stumbled upon your staticradiodad au and I'm in LOVE. If I'm allowed to ask, what were Alastor and Vox's reaction to being called dad? I imagine Vox is shocked and maybe cries. I can can see Alastor maybe shrugging it off, but later in an office or something going "....Fuck." bc holy shit is he getting attached now?

Alastor never expected it, but in hindsight it wasnt much of a surprise either. He's essentially a glorified babysitter for Lilith in the beginning, although after a while it did start to feel like Charlie spent more time with him than her own mother, especially when Lilith would go off and do who knows what for days or weeks at a time. Still, Charlie did have a father already, and though it seemed recently she'd stopped talking about him so much (for a long time she'd kept asking where he was, when she could see him again, Alastor didn't know the answer) it wasn't fair for him to assume that he'd be a replacement, no matter how much he'd grown to care about her. When it finally happened, Alastor stared at her for a few seconds expecting it to be a slip of the tongue, but there Charlie was, holding a drawing in her hand out to Alastor after saying it to get his attention. He stayed calm for her sake, but it hit him like a truck later how much responsibility this actually was now. The anger at Lucifer developed over the years, because if he wasn't going to be around then you better believe Alastor was going to be the best goddamn parent. He wouldn't let Charlie grow up with the same type of childhood he did

Vox was never supposed to get involved- He knew that full well. He'd only "kidnapped" Charlie the one time to get Alastor's attention for a conversation, and while it was worth it even when Alastor tore him a new one afterwards, the last thing either of them expected was for Charlie to ask when she could come back as they were leaving. So this back and forth continued, Vox had a certain time when he'd "steal" Charlie away to spend the day with her, usually conveniently at a time when Alastor had other tasks to be done that Charlie wasn't allowed to witness, and Alastor would "rescue" her at the end of the day. It made her happy, and if she was happy Alastor was happy, and that was a good tradeoff, plus she was a good kid and its not like Vox minded being around her. Charlie was a smart child, and the reason she first called Vox 'Dad' was the assumption that well, he and Alastor seemed to be so close and Alastor is her dad, so Vox must be too, right? Vox calls Alastor in a mf panic because he has no idea what to do or how to respond at first. Alastor has a talk with her later that night but Charlie had already made up her mind, and if her dads aren't already getting married they will be soon, she's determined to make it happen

That was a lot of words

[sphercle-peeps]

Meeting of the Pacs ! From left to right:

@ribbonjc

@slumbergoblin

@butterpuffed (fluffy hair with a nice coat)

@feralwaff1e (the lil goblin with brunish hair right next to butterpuff's drawing)

@yugopossum

@ninjastar107

@cartooncadet666

And mine is on the right he's bald !

[ribbonjc]

Drew @feralwaff1e iris holding on to betrayus leg

[jess-the-vampire]

@feralwaff1e

hope you love!!!

thanks for trading!

[miwachan2]

Vivian and Cleo! My babies!!! ❤️❤️

I heard this audio on tik tok and I couldn’t help but think of @miwachan2 ocs Queen Vivian and her favorite monster Cleo.