#feral five hargreeves

[k-kipper]

happier in the middle

[feralnumberfive]

Ignore my apology, I fully meant to sound like an asshole and I double down on my observation and criticism here

Okay, not to sound like an asshole and point out something right away, but in 4x01 there's no way Five wouldn't have noticed the marigold jar missing from the box after Ben took it. The dude was a trained assassin that had to keep track of his briefcase at all times, and the marigold jar was right on top of the box which was right next to his leg. Not to mention Five picked up that box and carried it too

[badkitty3000]

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...may I present the de-evolution of Number Five Hargreeves and his weapons:

Exhibit A: Bad-ass, feral, using whatever is within reach, not giving a shit about proper handling, a weapon is basically an extension of his body Five Hargreeves

Exhibit B: Cliche, cheesy cop-show character, follows all protocol and direct orders, no emotion, all out of ammo and all out of ideas Five Hargreeves

[whxre4hange]

the hargreeves vs zombie apocalypse - my headcanons!

op's note: hihi so i finished watching sweet home (monster apocalypse) and thought hey i know i have 2 assignments going on BUT ima make some tua hc's instead :D ....sigh i need to get a life...and a bf/gf...if u look like aidan gallagher hmu i cook clean and cry. anyways. lmk what u think tehe...here we goooo

luther: immediately declared himself "commander of survival operations" and made everyone vote on it, even though no one else ran. thinks he’s giving inspiring speeches, but they always just turn into long-winded monologues about "the importance of teamwork" while everyone else loots the area. sweats even more than usual because the apocalypse is stressful and deodorant is a thing of the past. so he stinks. really. bad. once tried to punch a zombie with his bare hands because “they’re technically just slow-moving people,” and almost got bitten. keeps a detailed survival journal but it’s mostly doodles and passive-aggressive notes about diego ignoring orders.

diego: treats the zombie apocalypse like it’s an elaborate training montage just for him. dual-wields knives at all times, even when eating. thinks guns are for "amateurs" but once tried to throw a knife at a zombie and accidentally hit five (who then spent 30 minutes cursing him and his entire bloodline while bandaging himself up). keeps sneaking off alone to "clear out infestations" but always ends up running back covered in blood (his) and pretending it was part of the plan. has an actual kill count scoreboard going against five, but no one else cares. tried to roundhouse kick a zombie’s head off, tripped and fell on his face. five still hasn’t let him forget it.

klaus: thriving, honestly. claims he’s "always been a post-apocalypse kind of guy." wears a fur coat, cargo shorts, and mismatched crocs because "fashion is still important." talks to zombie ghosts just to see what they have to say—turns out, it’s mostly just "braaaains" and regrets. keeps making bets with ben on who will be the first to get bitten (ben doesn’t find it funny). once used an old ouija board to ask the undead for directions—accidentally summoned a ghost horde instead. somehow still has a never-ending supply of alcohol despite no one ever seeing him loot anything. tried to convince the others to start a zombie wrestling league for entertainment; diego almost agreed.

allison: has fully leaned into her "mom friend in the apocalypse" role. keeps a clipboard with laminated pages to track supplies and rationing. still does her makeup every morning, even if the world is ending—calls it "a small act of self-care," but five thinks she’s just flexing. uses her rumor power only when absolutely necessary, except for the one time she got sick of diego and five fighting and just went, "i heard you both shut up for five minutes." once convinced a zombie to walk off a bridge just to test if it would listen to her (it did). pretends to be chill but secretly writes everything in a tattered notebook titled "this is why we’re all gonna die."

ben: still dead, still annoyed. sticks around out of sheer spite, even though he’s not affected by the apocalypse at all. the only one who doesn’t have to fight for survival, but complains the most. keeps pointing out everyone’s bad decisions, but no one can hear him except klaus, who either ignores him or deliberately misinterprets everything he says. once tried to warn them about an ambush but klaus was too busy trying to do a handstand to listen. occasionally poltergeists objects to mess with people. once whispered "behind you" to diego in a creepy voice during a supply run—diego screamed and nearly stabbed luther. absolutely haunts reginald out of spite. keeps track of all the dumb ways klaus has nearly died (current count: 14).

five: convinced the apocalypse is everyone else’s fault. keeps muttering about how "if i had just been in charge, none of this would have happened!" goes feral on zombies like it’s personal, but still somehow has perfectly combed hair. does not believe in rations, refuses to eat canned food, and once teleported into an abandoned café just to make himself an actual cappuccino (he was chased out by a zombie horde but it was worth it). has a whole mental flowchart for survival scenarios but refuses to share it because "you wouldn’t understand." yells at everyone for being inefficient but nearly died once because he was too busy monologuing about quantum theory to notice a zombie sneaking up behind him.

viktor: quietly the most terrifying person in the group. has turned emotionally repressing his rage into a tactical advantage. never panics, never runs—just stares at approaching zombies like he’s thinking about it. could and would clear an entire street of zombies in one dramatic violin solo but refuses to use his powers for anything practical, like opening cans. once casually mentioned that he "has a plan" if any of them get bitten—has not and will not elaborated. writes in a notebook constantly, but no one knows if it’s for strategy, revenge fantasies, or fanfiction about the group. keeps making unsettlingly specific comments like, "if we had to eat someone to survive, i know exactly who it would be."

lila: showed up unannounced in the middle of a supply raid, eating an apple and acting like she’d been there the whole time. refuses to explain how she’s survived alone this long. mocks diego for being dramatic but absolutely eggs him on whenever he gets in a fight. regularly disappears for days and comes back with a suspiciously good haul—won’t say where it came from. keeps threatening to start her own rival group just to mess with luther. once convinced klaus to let her yeet him over a fence for fun (it did not go well, but at least ben's "klaus kill count" went up alot). absolutely the kind of person who’d trip you to escape faster but would feel kinda bad about it later.

reginald: still an absolute bastard, even in the apocalypse. probably knew this was going to happen but didn’t bother to warn anyone. survived longer than anyone expected by somehow manipulating the zombies into ignoring him—no one knows how, and he refuses to explain. still demands perfection from the siblings, even though they’re all just trying to stay alive. once built an elaborate fortified bunker but only let himself inside, forcing the others to fend for themselves. keeps making cryptic remarks like, "this was inevitable," and "you should have been prepared," despite offering zero helpful advice. has a secret spot filled with supplies, food, showers but refuses to let the others in because they "need to learn resilience." probably caused the zombie outbreak but won’t confirm or deny. treats the apocalypse like a science experiment and keeps making notes on who’s "adapting" best (spoiler: he thinks they’re all disappointments). will absolutely sacrifice someone "for the greater good" and won’t even pretend to feel bad about it. somehow never looks dirty, despite wandering through the same zombie-infested wastelands as everyone else. if anyone asks him for actual survival advice, he just gives cryptic nonsense like, "the key to survival lies within the absence of fear" while nodding wisely (he has no idea what he's doing either)

[piraterefrigerator]

I'm watching the umbrella academy (currently up to episode 8) and here's my thoughts on the hargreeves siblings thus far

Luther. He pisses me off. Just because you got first place in the number lineup does not mean you get to be intolerable. Also why is he a gorilla and why is he fucking his sister

Diego. I'll admit he annoyed me a little at first but I like him!!! He's got a good heart and some issues ofc but that's to be expected, and he's REALLY going through it at the moment. I think therapy and a nice long hug would do Diego alot of good

Allison. Idk like??? She could have some character development and I might like her IF SHE WASN'T FUCKING HER GORILLA BROTHER

Klaus. MY BELOVED!!! Literally my favorite character he is so silly and tortured <3 I love him so much also REGINALD PUT HIM IN A FUCKING CRYPT????? AS A CHILD? No wonder he's fucked up oml

Five. Grouchy ass old man my beloved. He's also kind of feral which I always enjoy in a character. He looks like he'd bite me and steal my coffee and I would soon be diagnosed with rabies after this encounter

Ben. I like him!! I don't know enough about him to have a HUGE opinion but he seems cool and I enjoy that he's Klaus's own personal moral compass. Also,, did the tentacles kill him (don't answer that)

Vanya. Also cool!! I like her and I think she'll be really interesting as yk the plot progresses and all! Plus her violin is dope as shit

In conclusion, the current favorite hargreeves sibling ranking from favorite to least favorite is: Klaus, Five, Diego, Vanya, Ben, Allison, Luther

[badkitty3000]

He’s so sassy here I love it 😍

The Umbrella Academy 3.08

[laurrelise]

i’m rewatching tua season 4 because i guess i once again need confirmation that it’s just as bad as i remember …

but ive been told im too negative about the season on more than one occasion so im going to be positive and name a bunch of things i like about each episode of the final season!! <3

warning: this post is decent sized lol

today we are tackling: episode 2

i do love the beginning montage of the siblings all being sick while simultaneously using their powers to improve their own daily agendas if only it featured more than just 3 of the siblings…?

i love five’s assistant twink and also how he’s called mr. five at the grand old age of 19 years old (i know he’s 64 but shut up)

lila’s eyeball lasers and the rubber ducky

luther being devastated over the place being “destroyed” even when it was a literal shithole to start off with

viktor finding his VOICE. viktor with CONFIDENCE. i love you viktor “ill kick your ass right now” hargreeves. king, you are 4 feet tall, but eat him tf up

“why is it cold” “the real question is, why would you touch it”

five slapping diego’s hand out of the way and him not even trying to fight it is so them and i love it

viktor actually attempting to kick ben’s ass (and as much as he looks like a feral little gremlin, i love it)

luther’s “DUDE! I LIVE HERE” he’s such a grumpus

also viktor’s little speech about him building a life for himself and it all being fucked over because of ben’s dumb ass

“i could’ve lost my job!” “did you?” “wh-” and five looking up at him with wide eyes and genuine curiosity. not the time king but thanks for asking

allison eating ben tf up and klaus supporting her

“i’m not going back to that old klaus. i like this klaus! hey, he collects coupons! he’s frugal, respectable, reliable, and most importantly, he’s a klaus that claire likes. and trusts and looks up to.” THIS IS SO SAD I LOVE HIM

diego pulling ben back to the couch by his hair is such brother behavior

i do love the wanda van. she’s truly iconic

will forever love that five gets the front seat because he’s the old man. if i were his sibling i wouldn’t even try to take it. shotgun is for the senior citizen

the gag about baby shark not being able to stop playing for the entire several-hour long road trip is pretty alright comedy-wise i guess although it would’ve been much funnier if baby shark wasn’t the main goddamn song in the entire season’s soundtrack

i will never shut up about how much i love the love-hate banter from all of the siblings. the actors did such an amazing job bringing the dysfunctional family back to life.

ben getting humbled in the diner was pretty satisfying. sparrow ben i’ve never been your biggest fan but you’ve grown on me

luther’s mention of sloane is so sweet if only she’d been mentioned more than twice

luther is generally adorable i love that man

viktor saying “phones work both ways, yknow” when allison said he didn’t call. i love how much confidence he’s found in himself this season, quite possibly one of the only characters who wasn’t horribly assassinated trait-wise

diego throwing the axes, i love him. also lila’s unimpressed reaction always gets me

klaus with the TAROT CARDS!!!!!! yes please i wish he’d used them more

i do actually like jennifer’s character. the truman-show town thing was so interesting even if it had relatively no effect on the plot for the rest of the season, it had potential but i love that jen matches ben’s freak in the sense that she is absolutely not afraid to call him out on his bullshit

old man five trying to blink :( so sad poor guy

also five immediately pretending to stretch when lila calls him out

once again i love lila and five’s reluctant alliance. why couldn’t they just continue being frenemies for the love of god

five noticing the singular guy looking at them and mentioning it to diego and lila and she says “maybe he likes you” STEVE BLACKMAN YOU COULD’VE PUT FIVE WITH ANYONE ELSE. STEVE BLACKMAN WE COULD’VE HAD A ROMANCE BETWEEN FIVE AND THE ELF STARING AT HIM AND IT WOULD’VE BEEN BETTER THAN FIVE X LILA. STEVE BLACKMAN WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME

ben defending jennifer awwwww

five’s subway station to different timelines will go down as being endlessly awesome if only it hadn’t been created solely so steve blackman could fulfill his own weird ass ideas

diego and lila once again trying to convince the other to let them save the day is a very often-overlooked sign of love that i refuse to ignore. they do it like 3 times in the show and it gets me every time

“i have laser eyes im more powerful than you!” “they’re not even working right now!” “they’re gonna work i feel it they’re gonna work!!!!” lila i love you you’re so cute

“I TOOK OUT THE TRASH” hey btw diego it’s not the time

ok but diego’s flip where he redirects all the bullets… idk how i completely forgot about that part (probably because i was busy thinking about all of the other things that i hated) but it was SO fucking awesome stfu

diego and lila collecting reindeer stuffies for the kids even while they’re fighting for their lives is still so adorable

klaus’ positive affirmations. klaus I LOVE YOU

klaus accidentally finding a fake jennifer is so on brand for him NVM HOW DID I FORGET THAT SHE LITERALLY SHOOTS KLAUS

i LOVE the part where luther’s shielding allison and viktor from the bullets. especially when viktor tears out of his grasp like a feral little gremlin and takes out half of the shooters

still don’t know what the hell allison’s power is???? is it the rumor thing except she only has to think it instead of saying it?!!? idk but it’s cool i guess just wish it was explained more!!!!!!

luther’s “i should’ve known, those sconces were too perfect” he’s all upset but i can’t help but smile he’s literally a 5 year old

the car flip is so fucking cool. the glass flying around the van around everybody is so good, the “carol of the bells” is so menacing and simple, five absolutely serving while everyone else is screaming and flinging around in the back

ALSO DIEGO’S ARM GOING OUT TO PROTECT FIVE. fuck i love them so much. STEVE BLACKMAN FUCK YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO FIVE AND DIEGO

jennifer’s little “help me, ben” as she gets carried away is so tragic oh my god. and his little reach out to her as she’s taken. fuck

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, jean and gene are such phenomenal villains. nick offerman and megan mulally are phenomenal actors. christ on a cracker why couldn’t they have been utilized in a plot that was actually written well

and that’s the end of the episode! only positivity around here folks! :)

…

just kidding here’s some of the tiny little things i caught that i don’t like / that make literally zero sense

luther screaming “no! no! no” when his monkey body is back (for some fucking reason???) is so heartbreaking the poor guy hated himself 💔

i love the whole subway station thing but how the hell did five accidentally blink into the station when he was just running but couldn’t when he was genuinely trying lmfao

it’s absolutely wild that five deadass blinked accidentally and then just hopped on the subway even though he was just running for his life. if the writers genuinely believed five wouldn’t have immediately returned to help his family and checked out the subway later then they need to be fired immediately. thanks

it will never not be funny to me that literally every single person in the town has a huge gun. was that much security really necessary ��

the part where klaus dies and they give him marigold even though he stressed 100% that he didn’t want it makes me so sad. i get why they did it (he literally would’ve died if they hadn’t) but the panic in allison’s voice as she holds her dying brother and tries to figure out if it’s right to give it to him against his will is so heartbreaking

KLAUS’ “what did you do?” WHEN HE REALIZES HE’S GOT HIS POWERS BACK IM SOBBING

ok and that’s the end

the first couple of episodes weren’t too terrible in my opinion? so it’s understandable that i’d find plenty more things i liked than i disliked in this episode. also all the things i pointed out that i liked were tiny little details when most of the season’s flaws imo were huge arcs / plot points that span multiple episodes so they might not be as relevant in a post of this format !!

might do this when i watch the rest of the seasons to truly identify if i really am too hard on this season (i don’t believe i am considering how many much smarter people have also stressed the issues with this season but it was fun so i might do it anyways)

anyways thanks for reading goodbye

[kitsune024]

Crossovers

Doctor Who

run, boy, run (the Umbrella Effect) by @ford-ye-fiji I Part 1-13 I Series Completed Crack Treated Seriously, AU - Fusion, Time Travel, Number Five | The Boy is So Done, Action/Adventure, Angst and Hurt/Comfort

Two unlikely allies, familiar in more ways than they can imagine, join forces in a series of happy accidents. And then things get really complicated very fast.

The Walking Dead

From One Apocalypse to Another by y_oruko I Chapters: 33/? I Crack Treated Seriously, BAMF Five | The Boy, BAMF Rick, AU- Canon Divergence, Five has beef with almost everyone, Eventual Found Family, The Walking Dead Season 5

Five lost his siblings to the void of time when he recklessly tried bringing them all to travel back in time. It bit him in the ass and threw him into a world where apparently zombies were real. The universe sure loved to screw him over. Rick didn't know what to expect when he followed the priest into a church, but it's certainly not a homicidal teenager.

The Four Horsemen by @silverwolf3432 I Chapters: 24/30 I Five | The Boy/Original Female Character - Dolores, Whump, Original Character Death(s), Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Torture

Instead of waiting 28 years, the Handler plucks a 15-year-old boy from the rubble of the Apocalypse and trains him to be a killer. So Five knows. He knows what it’s like to live through hell, to be broken down and made back up again, to be stripped of everything. He understands and he can relate to the torture Reginald Hargreeves put his siblings through after he disappears, even if they claim he never could. He knows because he went through it too. Because before he worked alone, there was Dolores. Because before he was the best, they were the best. Because before it was just Five, they were the Four Horsemen.

The Five Whistle by @i-logophile I Chapters: 1/1 I one shot Hurt Five | The Boy, Creepy The Handler, AU- Canon Divergence, Episode: s02e05 Valhalla

“What the hell was that?” Five tried to demand, but his breathlessness ruined the effect. The Handler grinned. “What? This little thing?” she asked, pulling a long, thin device from within the folds of her coat. “This is just a little something I had cooked up back at Headquarters just for you.” She twisted the end of the device. In response, the fabric of space released an unearthly howl of agony, making Five’s legs collapse beneath him. Then it stopped, and a shadow fell over him. “Now about that assignment,” The Handler said, gazing down at him with a predatory grin. – After the Hargreeves’ disaster of a family meeting, Five is still pacing the alley outside of Elliott’s when he’s confronted by The Handler. She presents her offer, but since it’s not his only option just yet, Five declines. However, The Handler isn’t so easily denied, and she decides to use a little something from the Commission to convince Five to rethink his decision.

The Lonely Lodger Inn by @i-logophile I Chapters: 1/1 I one shot Blood and Violence, Gore, BAMF Five | The Boy, Feral Five | The Boy, Episode: s02e07 Öga for Öga

"Ben, are you crazy?! We just watched Número Cinco go fucking apeshit on a room full of random people and—” “What if he had a good reason for it?” Ben interrupted, crossing his arms. “What if they were bad guys or something? Ever think of that?” Klaus scoffed. “‘Bad guys’? Really, Ben? We’re not thirteen anymore.” “Exactly, so use your brain, moron. Why would Five just go around murdering people in the ’60s?” “Oh, I don’t know, because he’s fucking psycho?! He’s probably all screwed up from time travel or something! Who knows what kind of shit—” “Klaus.” “What?” “He can hear you.” -- Or, what if the Board meeting was somewhere in Dallas, and one of Five’s siblings stumbled upon the massacre as it was taking place?

Crocodile Tears by @i-logophile I Chapters: 1/1 I one shot Five | The Boy Cries- but it’s “pretend”, Kidnapping, Drugging, Angst, hurt/some comfort, Post-Season/Series 02, The Commission. Number Five | The Boy Needs A Hug

A plan took shape in Five’s mind. It wasn’t one he particularly liked, and it would be unequivocally humiliating, but with the Commission coming and their powers shot to hell for the foreseeable future, Five couldn’t think of any other option. Didn’t change the fact that he despised crying. -- Five pretends to cry to get an enemy to lower their guard—emphasis on “pretend.” His siblings don’t catch on. After getting over their shock, they become unnecessarily distressed and proceed to flutter around Five like neurotic chickens. Oh, and some people die, but that was kind of the plan all along.

Can you hug me as I go? by maddienole I Chapters: 10/10 I Completed Five | The Boy Whump, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Flashbacks, AU- Canon Divergence, Hurt/Comfort, Angst

What if the FBI captured Five instead of Vanya? 2x7 canon divergence.

Misfortunes with The Sea by @euoniatz I Chapters: 6/6 I Completed Dark Five | The Boy, BAMF Five | The Boy, AU - Canon Divergence, Number Six | Ben Hargreeves Lives - eventually, The Sparrow Academy, Hurt No Comfort, Whump

Five doesn’t hold back anymore, doesn't think he could limit himself again now even if he wanted to. His eyes glow, never to be denied again, and the space around him shifts as if someone is pinching and pulling reality by force. The Boy tries not to laugh, but he feels incredible on a level he has always, during the sad expanse of his life, thought impossible. * When the Hargreeves return from the 60s, Five is already at the end of his rope. He swears off killing, only to find their deceased father in the living room, disapproving as ever. Add six mediocre replacements and a ghost coming back to haunt them and you've got yourself a desperate time traveler whose grip on reality is slipping. Five is willing to sacrifice his own humanity for the sake of his siblings, but is his humanity really the most important thing he could lose? How much power can he afford to let loose before he loses control himself? Will his family even want him after everything is settled?

[thevillagequeer]

@ariemfox here is the second song you requested!

A Boy Named Sue Two - Johnny Cash

listen here!

okay this might be a lyric by lyric breakdown....we'll see.

but first of all, take note of the rhyming/syllable fit of A Boy Named Two instead. because,,, yes.

basically, this song is rife with diego and reginald bitter father and son vibes ala I'm a Man (the use of that song for diego makes me go feral i love it sm)

so let's break it down, with my pretty bolded snippets of song:

But the meanest thing that my daddy ever did... he went and named me Sue Two

if there is any Hargreeves kid with more vocal disdain for the way Reginald chose to raise them, it would have to be Diego "My name is Number Two, you know why? Because our father couldn't be bothered to give us actual names. He had Mom do it." Hargreeves.

And I got a lot of laughs from a lots of folk Seems I had to fight my whole life through Some gal would giggle and I'd turn red And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head I tell you, life ain't easy for a boy named Sue Two

now here, this isn't just directly about his name, but you can't tell me Diego didn't grow up constantly hyper aware and embarrassed over his stutter, his inferiority to Luther, his anything everything it all. Kid felt too much, and it all boiled over, again and again, in a house where survival came from restraint and obedience.

But I grew up quick and I grew up mean My fist got hard and my wits got keen

Same here. Bottle it up and punch it out. What you can't get off your tongue, blades and fists will do just fine. Isn't it interesting how the guy with the ability to manipulate any trajectory decided to take up boxing? The sport without a projectile. Just you, your fists and whatever's going on inside your head.

The second half of the song really gives me vibes of the fight between Diego and Reginald from S2 (I'm A Man scene, my beloved)

But I made me a vow to the moon and stars I'd search the honky tonks and bars And kill that man that gave me that awful name

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad... Knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye He was big and bent and gray and old

And I looked at him and my blood ran cold And I said, "My name is Sue Two, how do you do? Now you gonna die!"

Where Five kept his number and reclaimed it by turning it from a piece of data into a name, I think Diego would hold onto Number Two as righteous evidence. Doesn't matter the timeline, doesn't matter shit. His father looked at him and decided he was a tally mark, and he will always make that known. That a supposedly living, breathing man added him to a list of seven, and that it was his android mother who looked at him with her fiber optics and liquid retinas and said "You are my son, your name is Diego."

Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes And he went down, but to my surprise He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear Then I busted a chair right across his teeth And we crashed through the walls and into the street Kicking and a-gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer

Well, I tell you, I've fought tougher men But I really can't remember when He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile

Another thing I love about the Reginald and Diego fight scene is 1) we finally get to see Reggie put his money where his mouth is for once and 2) that bitch fights just as dirty as the kids he hates. Olympian my ass. He has a baby knife (Deadpool would be pissed, that's his thing) and will hide it until the time is right.

And this song illustrates that so well too!! Unfortunately for Diego, sometimes your foil is your father and sometimes the blade you carry he carried first.

And he said, "Son, this world is rough And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough

It's that name that helped to make you strong"

Just some nice gaslighting. Feel free to apply it to "You were never just children, you were meant to save the world!"

But you ought to thank me, before I die For the gravel in ya gut and the spit in ya eye 'Cause I'm the son of a bitch that named you Sue Two"

Reggie went to the grave and beyond and into other timelines thinking he was justified.

What could I do? Well, I got all choked up and I threw down my gun I called him my pa, and he called me his son Come away with a different point of view And I think about him, now and then

the end of the song, on its face doesn't apply to them at all. but, I can't help but think Diego wishes he could have had the ending of this song. In another life, with another father, perhaps.

Send me an ask about a song from my playlists for the characters of the Umbrella Academy!

[fandoomrants]

klaus hargreeves

Alright! Thanks for the ask!

Here we go:

1. My opinion about them.

I LOVE HIM. I mean, that's my favourite character from the series, maybe one of my all-time favourite characters. I didn't exactly like him at first but if I'm completely honest, a friend recommended me to watch tua, and after the first episode, I called to say I found it way too odd. And Klaus was one of the oddest characters. But I gave it a chance and honestlyy, the whole character development he went through?? I feel like this is one of the few characters that went through a character growth, rather than the opposite. I adore how unapologetically himself he can be. Yes, like all of them, he wants to make their father proud but he is never hiding behind a mask in anything he does. And even if his some of his coping mechanisms can be questionable, let's be honest, they're valid. He can see ghosts! And was locked in a tomb, or whatever that was, and died again and again! Sure, he didn't know it at first but I think remembering he was locked as a child is enough. Did I mention the ghosts? I think while the others' powers were something that had to be figured out, he was able to do that for his whole life. Imagine being an infant seeing such things!

Altogether, I feel like he is a sensitive soul. He definitely knows what to do or say in order to preserve himself and I hate it when he's underestimated. Just because he is a free soul, it doesn't mean he isn't stupid. He knows how to preserve himself.

2. Who do I ship them with.

Dave, duh. But also... I might be cancelled for that but Sparrow!Ben. Yeah, because of that one scene. But also, I could see something there since the beginning. I believe he and Ben are soulmates in every universe and this is a hill I will die on!

3. Platonic relationships.

As I said in the previous ask, Klaus and Five. I love their dynamics. Nothing more to say.

And, unlike the previous point, Umbrella!Ben. To me, the dynamics he had with the two Bens is different but as I said, I believe these two are soulmates. And I believe soulmates can be more than one type.

Also, the bond he and Allison developed, especially in season 2. I loved their scenes!

4. Unpopular opinion.

As I already said, I don't like when he is underestimated just because he appears a bit odd and is not necessarily as stoic or determined as some of the rest. Apart from Five, he is the one who had his fair share of time travelling and one thing we saw is how he managed to find his place everywhere.

He is also manipulative, when he wants to be. We especially saw this in S2, with the old lady (can't remember if she had a name), and then the whole cult thing.

All of this being said, I feel like he needs to get absolutely feral in S4. Like, he totally deserves to be angry for so many things, and has so many things to fight for. He has also lost a lot and we should see him fight for it.

5. HC I love.

It's again a personal one and I once wrote a long-ish post about it but I think he learned to drive a car during his first time-travel! I've elaborated more in the post but basically, in the first episode he told Diego he can't drive (could be because of intoxication but I also think their father didn't really bother to give them driving lessons, or think they needed the skill, and then his lifestyle was hardly one that would allow it), but then, once he's back, we see him driving. So yeah, I think he learned to do that while he was away.

6. HC I hate.

I honestly can't think of one rn.

[thecursedhellblazer-arc]

NEW DASH ICONS !!

I know, I know. Scotty, again? Yep, I decided to make a new icon for each month on my two multi-muse, to give all the muses a spotlight x3 Am I going to regret it? Probably, but in the meantime I like how these turned out!

Respectively:

@thecursedhellblazer - John Constantine, obviously, since he's the only muse on this blog and that's gonna be my icon till I feel the urge to make another one xD

@collidingxworlds - Five Hargreeves, aka my feral old little man

@countlessrealities - Rick & Morty, since they are my main muses on the blog, they get to be the first x3

[collidingxworlds]

NEW DASH ICONS !!

I know, I know. Scotty, again? Yep, I decided to make a new icon for each month on my two multi-muse, to give all the muses a spotlight x3 Am I going to regret it? Probably, but in the meantime I like how these turned out!

Respectively:

@collidingxworlds - Five Hargreeves, aka my feral old little man

@thecursedhellblazer - John Constantine, obviously, since he's the only muse on the blog and that's gonna be my icon till I feel the urge to make another one xD

@countlessrealities - Rick & Morty, since they are my main muses on the blog, they get to be the first x3

[asher-woods]

The Umbrella Academy, written by My Chemical Romance lead singer Gerard Arthur Way is a comic series written about a dysfunctional family of adopted children who all have superpowers. All of these children have a number that is designated to their name and my legally married husband is number five. His ability is jumping through space and time.I'll talk more about him later. his first sibling is number one otherwise known as Luther. he's also referred to as space boy in the Canon but that's not really important, his ability is super strength, he was also part monkey in the show because his dad, ( sir Reginald hargreeves,) sent him to the Moon. Reggie is not known for his parenting skills. number two, otherwise known as Diego or the Kraken, can can throw knives really well, and hold his breath. think Batman but aim lower. Dollar Store Batman. number three, ( and we hate her) is all also known as Allison or the rumor. basically she does mind control. she and Luther kind of had a almost dating situation ship at one point, but they're siblings so we don't ship it. number four angel of all Angels is named Klaus, or the seance. he essentially has control over life and death but not control over his drug use! he's also gay and had a boyfriend in Vietnam because he got sent back in time at one point. he watched this boyfriend die but that's fine number five my baby waby doesn't really have another name he's referred to in the comics as the boy that we don't like that. He worked for these interdimensional freakos called the commission, and there was some weirdness with his boss and his boss's daughter but I hate both of them they're both wenches and I am legally married to five. his ability is jumping through space and time as I have already mentioned but he's also like made of the DNA of all the world's best serial killers and assassins and crap. he had a dog named Mr penny worth or Crum Worth or something. I would die for that dog. number six we don't see much of because he's canonically dead, but his name was Ben or the horror, and really Reggie giving your child body issues by calling him the horror is enough especially when he already has cracking arms coming out of his stomach and he died in a thing called the Jennifer incident, but we don't know much about that. finally poor little number seven, Vanya or Victor as he later transitioned. he was raised to believe that he had no powers, but really he was essentially a bomb. a very cute horribly apocalyptic nuclear bomb. this dysfunctional family goes around and Saves the World from apocalypse is multiple times and five is very stressed. I wish to hold him gently. oh also Reggie was an alien I think that was a Canon thing but like, we really don't know much about that. tldr: i'm feral for this lil nerd (side note- the first three picrews are Lyta (my insert) and Five, and the fourth is the most recent redesign of her.)

HEY YOU!!! Yes you!!! Use this post as an excuse to reblog an image (or images) of your f/o. In fact, Anyyyyhing related to them. GO!!!

[lupiinee]

[ azure ]  is there a specific character or type of character you want to write but never have? why?

[ azure ]  is there a specific character or type of character you want to write but never have? why?

i definitely have a specific type of character that i like to play, there is no secret there. i think, i've always wanted to try writing a bad guy. like a really bad, evil guy. i've never been able to do that. the closest i managed was a few years ago when this blog was pretty fresh and the hp rpc was thriving (i mean really thriving) and i made a sideblog for fenrir greyback - so that i could torment other wizards and witches and be just unhinged and feral. but i've never done it. i tend to go for anti-heroes, that's about the furthest i can do with bad guys. so, i've managed characters like Five Hargreeves, and Bucky Barnes, but never fully evil, which is always something that i've been interested in doing

[alphiesweater]

five hargreeves shouldve gotten a spree in s3

[keelifallen]

Just your average Tuesday