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"If You Check 3 or More, Seek Help Immediately"

☑️ Do You Think You’re a ‘Prize’ Just for Existing?

You woke up today, took a selfie, and thought, “Any man (or woman) would be lucky to have this”—even though you haven’t done anything but scroll TikTok and eat Hot Cheetos.

☑️ Do You Believe All Men Are Trash by Default?

Every guy is either a cheater, a predator, or (your personal favorite) “too emotionally unavailable to handle a strong woman like me.”

☑️ Have You Ever Convinced Yourself Your Female Friend Was Flirting?

She smiled at you once. Now you’re spiraling, thinking, “Maybe she wants me to rearrange her IKEA rug after all.”

☑️ Do You Refuse to Acknowledge That Not Everyone Wants You?

Men don’t like you? Blame “toxic masculinity.”

Women don’t like you? Blame “internalized misogyny.”

Maybe the truth is... you’re just not that likable.

☑️ Do You Think Self-Love Means Being a Narcissist?

You call yourself a queen 15 times a day, post thirst traps for validation, and spend hours wondering why no one takes you seriously.

☑️ Do You Believe That Being Single is Somehow Everyone Else’s Fault?

“Men are intimidated by me!” (They’re not.)

“Women don’t know what they’re missing!” (They do.)

☑️ Have You Chased Away a Man by Trying to Out-Man Him?

You insist on being “dominant,” but the second he lets you pick up the check or fight a spider, you start crying about chivalry.

☑️ Do You Post About Your Independence, Then Complain About Being Lonely?

“I don’t need anyone!” — 11 a.m.

“Why is everyone in a relationship but me?” — 11:03 a.m.

☑️ Do You Assume Women Are Safer Options Because You Suck at Dating Men?

You’ve said this to yourself at least once: “Maybe I’ll just try women… they’ll appreciate me.” Spoiler: They won’t.

☑️ Do You Think Having a Vagina Automatically Makes You Special?

Newsflash: It doesn’t. Half the planet has one. It’s not a golden ticket, it’s basic anatomy.

Results:

0-2 Checks: You’re in the clear... for now.

3-5 Checks: You’re dangerously close to being that annoying friend everyone avoids.

6+ Checks: Seek therapy immediately. Preferably from someone who doesn’t have “feminist life coach” in their bio.

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