#femalethepug

[theoriginalcount]

“My innocent girl, wants to see your beast.” The Count couldn’t believe his little girl wanted to be around a monster of myth. He’d done everything he could to keep them separated. Banned her from leaving the house, but she’d done everything to rebel. 

Yelled at him, hid from him when he called for her, refused to eat her meals, and left him annoying presents around the house to get rid of. She’d even gone to cry and whine about missing being outside and with her new boyfriend. 

Yet, somehow she’d figured a way out and almost gotten herself killed running across a busy street. If this was the only way to keep her safe, then he’d forcibly try it out. 

“But, I need you and I to chaperone. I can’t risk her getting hurt.” 

@historypowered​

[herethereismagic]

Cheese Please!

@femalethepug (because she is Alexander’s true love)

“I think that cheese shop was somewhere around here...”

[femalethepug]

@grcndel started following femalethepug

You look like a star. Are you a star? I’m a star!

-Barks and sunglasses tip forward-

[ghostsandabsinthearchive]

@femalethepug liked for a starter

     “Holy fuck, where did you come from?” Zoe can’t help but grin widely at the dog, and stoops down to Female’s level, scratching the pug behind the ears. “I’ve missed you so much! Who’s the cutest dog in the whole fucking wide world?? You are!” 

[herethereismagic]

Honestly, I want to write something about each and every one of you. You all are truly the reason why I’m here, why I Role Play. You respond to me in threads, you talk to me in chats. You plot and plan and scheme with me. All of that means so much to me!

To save this from being too long, I’m only going to mention a small handful that has really helped to build this blog up and aided in a deeper discovery of my own muses. I really do have something I want to share with each of you that I’ve mentioned so please feel free to hit me up and I’ll more than happily share~

And in no particular order, here we go!

I Think It’s Called True Love

@intoyxurheart You’ve been a brilliant friend since the beginning of the beginning. We talk pretty much every day, and on the days we don’t really get to talk I feel like I’m missing something. Thank you for always being there for me!

@the-defected-one I don’t even know what to say about you. I honestly don’t. I love you so stinkin’ much. You help me build and develop my muses in so many different ways. I was honestly prepared for you to not respond to my response to your thread but then you did, and I swear I thought you were going to drop it after the first few posts...but now look at us. Our children have children!

@siiriusblxck I am so happy we found one another again! Like G you help me develop my muses (namely Falcon, for obvious reasons) in so many different ways and I appreciate it! You are a great writer and an amazing mun! I’ve always liked Sirius but with your interpretation, I’ve come to love him even more (and I promise that’s not just the Falcon in me talking).

@the-olympians How do I love thee? Let me count the ways! Holy cow, I didn’t know what I was getting myself into when I responded to your starter, but I’m so glad I did! Honestly, that night I was feeling a little sleepy and I scrolled on by it and when I was about to give up on finding anything interesting to respond to I scrolled back up and BAM! There was your open starter, so I gave it a go and I couldn’t be happier! I adore you and all of your muses so much!

@thedemoninsidemyheart  Woah there, hello! Where do I even begin with you? We only had a handful of posts with Luce and Mave but by that time the two of us had their entire history planned out and they’ve even managed to earn themselves a future as well? I love hearing your take on the things happening in our threads and building up our plot as we go along. Yours is one of those threads that I stop what I’m doing just to read it (even while I’m at work, shh!). You’re a great partner and I love talking to you OOC all the time!

@thelcveclvb Okay...I don’t think you’ve ever mentioned my URL without tacking on something along the lines of how to be me?? But I honestly don’t know why you’d want to be me when you are already so wonderful yourself! And though you don’t see it (for whatever reason) your writing is beautiful! You continually let me word vomit both IC and OOC and you let me throw all of my “Okay, but what if...”’s at you all the time. Give yourself credit sometimes, you are amazing!

Lovelies That Get Me Through My Days

@theregoesthebellhop @theharpieoftroy @that-awkwardrper @hugoandthaliacarella @manymusescherry @remusetlupus @quiettuptown @assassinsandco @treesrps @swcmpwitch @obliviia @femalethepug @notheavynly @healinginferno @sncwflckes @ofchxrisma

Lovelies I’m Too Scared to Approach

@schcdenfreude @extremelyxshabby @xmusiisms @lxttleking

Note: If you’re not on this list, it doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy talking to you or RPing with you. It’s likely we just haven’t RP’d a lot yet, but I’m excited to do so! I’m also writing this up at two in the morning so things are likely to slip by me.

[thedeviousdumonts]

femalethepug

If you don’t do the follow thing yet, you should go and do the follow thing now! :D

Female is always worth the follow — she’s Alexander’s bestest bud!

Seriously though, over half of my likes are pug pictures, and I blame Female for this.

[awfulheart]

“I had a little run in with a dog, and it had the same fancy tail as you.  So, I gotta ask this -”

“Did you wake up in the morning and curl it?  Or does it just happen?”

[femalethepug]

@sootsouls started following femalethepug

I’m a pretty pug princess. Kiss my pretty pug princess paw.

-Raises a paw to the stranger, her plastic crown slipping over one eye-

Ow.

[beelzeblogging]

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[herethereismagic]

@femalethepug

This is the only Female who has never made Alexander’s love for her waver!

If you like curly tails, wet noses, and cheese than Female is the pug for you! This message has been brought to you by Alexander DuMont, Female’s number one cheese shopping, book reading bestie.

[femalethepug]

@tatooinetot started following femalethepug

Lukeeeee, I am your Pug Father.

Noooooo, I’m not but I can be your Pug Father. I can take you out for walkies.

[survival-is]

{zzz}°°° (ᴗ˳ᴗ)from female the pug

Send {zzz}°°° (ᴗ˳ᴗ) for a starter where our muses have to share a bed.

The folly of man was immensely distressing.  How anyone could go about misplacing a dog - even a small one - was entirely behind the angel’s comprehension.  Especially considering how sentient this one was, and how it hadn’t stopped talking to her since she picked her up.  

Carefully she lowered the pooch onto her bed.  “Do you have a collar so I can call your owner?”