#femake figure

[huariqueje]

Portrait of a Lady on Fire - Hélène Delmaire

French b. 1982 -

Oil on canvas,

[charliedawn]

Can u do headcanons for the cullen clan with there s/o whose a flilrt can this be for femake reader please

You *lean towards Carlisle as he is taking care of work* : "Hey, can I get your number, angel ?"

Carlisle : "...Y/N. We've been married for the past 100 years."

You : "...So ?"

Carlisle *sighs* : "You already have my phone number in your phone."

Carlisle would pretend to not understand at first, but would secretly find it endearing.

He fell in love with you for your fearlessness and honesty.

He would try his best to reciprocate your flirting, but it would mostly end up with him acting all reasonable and you, flirting your way through life.

A combination none could have seen coming, but you're both glad to have each other.

You *dreamily* : "I bet I could take you."

Jasper *smirks* : "Well, what are you waiting for ?"

You *blush* : "Right now ? I mean...With all your family around and...?" *you notice his confused face and suddenly realize* "Wait. Ooooh...You meant in a fight ? Yeah. No. You would definitely win that one."

Jasper *frowns in confusion* : "...Y/N. What did you exactly mean by 'I could take him' ?"

You : "..." *walk away using super speed*

Jasper *runs after you* : "Y/N ! Do not dare walk away from me. What did you mean by that ? Y/N !"

The wonderful thing about Jasper is that he can be so clueless at times, even if he is smarter than most people.

He knows flirting and would understand sometimes, but would still have problems figuring out the meaning.

Rosalie would pretend to be annoyed at first, but would slowly warm up to you.

She would then start playing along and let you flirt with her, only to try to outflirt you. Literally.

You *wrap your arms around her neck from behind and smile* : "How is the most gorgeous creature in all the world doing today ?"

Rosalie *smiles* : "I don't know..How are you today, my darling ?"

You *stunned for a second and pretend not to be sobbing tears of joy. on her shoulder afterwards* : "I'm...fine."

Rosalie can be pretty smooth too when she wants to.

However, be careful if she sees you flirt with someone else..

Rosalie was cheated on once, and we all know what happened to her last 'betrothed'.

You and Bella on a date :

Bella *smiles at the majestic view before you* : "Thanks for bringing me here. It's beautiful.*

You *suggestive wiggling of eyebrows* : "You know what would make this all better ?"

Bella *oblivious* : "No. What ?"

You : "Your lips on mine." *wink*

Bella *shakes her head with a small smile of disbelief* : "I should have known." *still takes you by surprise by kissing you*

Bella likes that you are ongoing and are not afraid to speak your mind.

She would pretend she doesn't, but you would make things more interesting.

And it would end up with her acting more confident too.

Alice can see the future, she sometimes knows when you're going to flirt with her and lets it happen, or even flirts first sometimes.

You *smile* : "Do my eyes deceive me ? Or did a literal goddess just grace me with her presence ?"

Alice *smiles back knowingly* : "My little flower. I've seen my future, and it was perfect."

You *ark a quizzical eyebrow at her* : "Really ? What was so perfect about it ?"

Alice *looks you right in the eyes and grins* : "It was you. You are perfect."

....That was smooth.

Alice would like your flirty personality from the start and would not hesitate before flirting back.

She would also not be very jealous, she would understand if your personality was like this.

What she wouldn't allow however is you actually falling in love with someone else. Your heart is for her and her alone to enjoy.

Emmett *reading the newspaper*

You *entering with a new dress you had bought especially for him/did not notice Carlisle seating next to him* : "~Hey Emmett. What do you think ? On or *notices Carlisle* offfffffff....? Fuck."

Emmett *tries not to burst out laughing* : "...I mean, I love it. Oh, sorry..You wanted Carlisle's opinion ? *turns towards Carlisle with a sly smile* : What do you think, dad ? On or off ? I can't decide.."

You *run upstairs*

Carlisle *gives his son a disapproving glare* : "...Emmett. Go apologize to her right this instant."

Emmett *chuckles knowingly* : "Wait a minute..Here comes the good part."

You : "EMMETT CULLEN ! GET YOUR BUTT UPSTAIRS OR YOU WON'T SEE ME OUT OF THAT DAMN DRESS !"

Emmett *laughs* : "Yes, ma'am." *winks at Carlisle* "I wouldn't tell you to get out but..."

Carlisle understood and was out in a flash.

Emmett likes that you are not afraid of being assertive in the relationship. He is usually the one who flirts and jokes around, so he likes having someone else doing his job.

He would get used to it pretty quickly.

You : "Hey, handsome. Did anyone ever tell you that you glow ? You're like a rainbow after a rainy day.."

Edward *smiles* : "And you are like lightning."

You : "Really ? Why ?"

Him : "You are a light in the dark.."

You : "Aww.."

Him : "And loud."

There was absolutely no sexual innuendo behind that last part, and it made it even funnier for you when you answered with a devilish smile.

"~Only for you, darling.."

Edward's jaw almost hit the floor.

He was born in an era where courtesy and chivalry were the only kinds of 'flirting'.

With time, he learned to adapt and even became a rather big fan of many human things, but he still has trouble understanding standard modern pick-up lines.

But, once he does, he will be smug about it. I just know it.

Edward *magical wave of wonderfully voluptuous and well-kept hair* : "You make my heart beat."

You : "...You don't technically have a heart."

Edward *smiles* : "Exactly. You gave me one. And it beats whenever you are around."

You *laugh whole-heartedly* : "...That was so cheesy and sweet. You almost gave me a heart attack. But, I'll take it."

[randomkposts]

Your answer about Fem L and her relationship with the task force was amazing and thorough👏 can you expand on fem near and mello and their relationship? As well as how the wammy's house perceives them? Along with a femake matt? You can take you time.

K:- I think Near wishes Mello would sit and listen to more before going off on a chase. Like, she admires her, and her ambition, but damn girl slow down. Near sincerely admires Mello. This admiration is one-sided. Matt,  well, Matt's quieter, and Near really doesn't mind the game music, and Matt is considered even more of a dreamer then Near (who comes off as very dreamy/spacey), but could be so much more if she were trying.  Sometimes Near considers Matts company a comfort, and other times a frustration, because what could she be if she wanted and chased Like Mello does?

E:- ugh your take I love it 💗💗💗

They're more closer here and listen I NEED this omg

K:-But like Mello is bold, loud,  and rule breaking, and Near Admires and Envies that even if its something she could never see herself being.

Matt is genuinely here for Mello's shinangians. She is entertaining ,bold, and takes no handouts. Mello might fight the sun for waking her up in the morning, if only she could get close enough. Sometimes Matt tries to stop it, but a lot of the time she here with popcorn (metaphorically). Its sometimes frustrating, as Mello wants mote of a rivalry from Matt then shes willing to give. 

Mello:- "come on Matt, your going to leave me to have Near for a rival! NEAR!"

Matt:-"ok then?"

Mello:-" Near is smart but not much else. She doesn't even respond to my declarations of rivalry! And that's boring!"

Matt:-" I probably wouldn't respond to them either." You are pretty loud."

Mello: "Matt!!!!"

Matt grew up seeing a lot of smart people put all their effort into being smart, into being like L. Matt feels that goal is rather hollow for her. She doesn't want to be L. She would rather figure out who the heck Matt is first. 

Near is putting so much into being a detective that all other goals seem hollow to her, and that scares Matt. She doesn't want to get so lost in the identity of L that she forgets her life. And it's kind of baffling that Mello wants it so badly too.

Mello wants to be L. 

A better L. A new and Improved L!

She doesn't really get why Matt doesn't see it. Doesn't even want to try for it. Matt's amused by her rather then offended when she acts outside of expectations, and actively seeks her company, so shes come to be her best friend even if Matt is downright baffling at times. 

But Matts variant of baffling is nothing on Near. Who while smart, and consistent at this, almost seems bored. With most things in life. She gets all caught up in her games and toys, and misses all of life happening. Shes a rival who makes little effort to engage. Mello just doesn't really get Near, and a part of her doesn't want to. She's kind of boring and apathetic. 

Mello:-" I'm going to destroy you in the placement tests!"

Near:- (oh shit! She's talking to me! Try to say something that she won't find boring)...

*Near Ex has stopped working

E:-Hehehe

Near: Alright.

K:- mello* blows up

E:-Near:*gotta be cool*

Near: I'm not worried about you

Mello: what...what did you say?!

K:-Near:- (oh no. no way out but to own it). You heard me"

Matt:- Mello were going to be late, at this rate

E:-Mello:*frothing at the mouth* Just wait and see you brat! I'll beat you!

Near: She's so determined....it's an honor

K:-Matt:"absolute what" she mouths as she takes Mello to a place better suited for blowing up. She must have misread Nears words, she needs to brush up on her lipreading. 

E:-hahaha! I'm sorry but thats beautiful. Near baffling the two most social geniuses. 

K:-She baffles Light even more. Who is the best social genius 

E:-Near: You're a fifth rate L

Light: Excuse me?!

Near: You're a fifth rate L. Did you hear me correctly this time?

K:- Light:- *outraged

E:-Near: You're ego is quite deafening

K:-Matt (dead):- "the problem was never that you mumbled Near"

E:-Near:*Mello I hope you're proud of my trash talking skills*

Bahahaha! Filter? What is this filter you speak of? Never heard of it in Whammy's

K:-L is a legacy of theft, and Near is doing her best to steal Mellos trash talking skills

E:-Ah yes the classic L move. Glad to see the legacy of stealing lives on! If you ain't stealing from your opponents you aren't L. 

Light's was stealing Misa *cat*

K:- exactly! And Ls name!

E:-Near: I would have taken your name, but it's not really impressive

K:- (it's lies. She names one of her future cats Kira) And maybe in the far future, one is named Light. But not before Mello and Matt cats

E:-Light is fifth place again lol jk. 

K:-Near would make a point to do that.

E:-Near is very petty.

K:- she can be yes. 

E:-I like how Misa the cat has her own lineage of cats now.

K:-Of course Misa has a lineage. And picky taste

E:- it was a must. 

God Roger's has such a headache. He needs a drink. Its hard ya know explaining why he really shouldn't have to explain its not okay to push your best friend down the stairs."

Mello: I was aiming for Near

Roger: Please, I am one drink away from destroying my liver.

K:- Watari owes him so much for taking on this job

[artemisias-myths]

Limestone funerary stele with representation of praying femake figure flanked by two jackals symboks of Anubis, the Egypt god of Dead. Ca 3-4th century #MytravellingAthens #byzantineandchristianmuseum ©artemisias-myths