#fem! kakashi rantings

[marginal-notes]

Thing is, for as wretched as the conflicts in the fem!Kakashi ranting AU can/will be, the core theme of the whole narrative still revolves around finding acceptance with how to balance your duties to your people with your sense of independent self.

Inherently, I can’t bring myself to end long stories on a doomed, nihilistic note. While Kakashi’s path to adulthood is extremely traumatic and difficult, there are still plenty of core interactions and moments of narrative growth with characters like Kushina, Rin, Minato, Gai, Team 7, and on and on. As much background bloody politics as there will be, that Kakashi doesn’t really want to deal with, the core story is still about overcoming adversity and surviving through the night to see the light of dawn.

[mila-uchiha]

Hey, could I get Kakashi x fem!reader 4,13,14,24 and 32( like a tease), please?

Kakashi x Reader *NSFW

prompt: "you can sit on my lap until i’m done working", "no panties?", "the only way you’re getting off is on my thigh", "please just use me like a fuck toy and do whatever you want" and "sensei please fuck me harder" with fem!reader

a/n: i literally got butterflies reading this request and looking at the prompts! 😩 this one boutta be steamy!!

warnings: NSFW (minors do not interact!!), sensei x student (they are both over 18!!!), swearing, rough sex, degradation kink, thigh riding, slight cockwarming

word count: 2.2k

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"Come on Kakashi, please."

His eyes finally raised up to meet yours after the lack of eye contact as you stood there begging for him to come to bed on this quiet, completely boring night.

"No, y/n, I can't right now. I have to work."

You sighed. Kakashi, also known as lord sixth as of last week, had been swarmed with paperwork following the new promotion to hokage. It was a very big deal for you both since you live together and call Kakashi your boyfriend but you, however, knew Kakashi from years ago when you first joined the Anbu and Kakashi was the one to train you. It was sensei, you used to call him.

Because of this sudden increase in work and Kakashi being the lazy prick that he is, he was going to be there whole night, and with you being the horny, clingy girlfriend you were, you needed him in bed right about now.

"You've been so distant recently, can't you just stop for two minutes?!" You whined.

His eyebrows furrowed as he leaned back, his arms crossing and silence filling the room, before he broke that silence,

"I'm the hokage now. What do you expect?"

"We haven't had sex in over a week. I exist too, you know, sensei."

You called him sensei partly because you wanted to humble him from his large 'hokage' 'highly-ranked' position. On the other hand, you also said it because you knew it turned him on and that was your goal right now. Clearly he didn't want to fuck you yet because he wasn't horny enough.

"You can sit on my lap until I’m done working."

Smiling, as he finally gave in, you walked over to him in the office of the house you two shared. Your short, white skirt bounced up and down as you walked, Kakashi's eyes looking you up and down as he noticed your outfit. You sat down on his lap resting your ass on his crotch as his left arm hugged you from behind, his chin now resting on your shoulder as his right hand held a pen.

"Don't try anything funny," he whispered into your ear.

"But what's the fun in that? What else would I be sitting on your lap for?"

"So I can see what an obedient girl you are," he said as he pulled down his mask and planted a soft kiss on your neck behind your ear.

About one minute in, after asking him what he was working on and listening to, what felt like, the longest rant ever, you began slightly moving your hips to allow your ass to brush against his bulge which you felt, constrained in his pants. This caused his writing to stop.

"So you really don't have obedience?" He laughed. "Are you that needy?"

You pouted. You knew he was the reason you were so needy and all you wanted was for him to bend you over on this desk and fuck you until you can't walk. He, however, had other plans in mind.

"Guess I don't have obedience." You shrugged. "Maybe you'll have to teach me a lesson?" You said as your hand reached for your skirt, lifting it up slowly to reveal your bare ass underneath which caused Kakashi to watch in awe, and then turn back up to look at you,

"No panties?" He scoffed. "So you're just walking around like a little slut?" He said as his hand met your ass, cupping your left cheek as you were slightly bent over, sitting on his lap.

This was all going according to plan for you.

"Maybe I am a slut. My ass is begging to be spanked, you know."

This made him furrow his eyebrows as he watched you.

"Who says I was going to spank you?" He chuckled. "You're so pathetic. You're not getting anything from me if you're gonna be so needy, you know."

Maybe it wasn't going according to plan.

"If you wanna be so needy, then the only way you're getting off is on my thigh," he added. "Show some patience and then maybe you'll get my cock."

Before you could even think, he pushed you to stand up and turn around to face him as he pulled you onto him, straddling his large thigh in the process.

"Go on. And you have to wait 'till I finish working." He urged.

You felt your exposed clit rest on his thigh, making your hips subconsciously start moving back and forth, out of desperation. You didn't want this; you wanted his dick but unfortunately, this was all you were going to get right now.

"That's it." He watched you move your hips on his thigh as his hand reached for his pen to continue writing. "Go until I say stop and I'm done working."

Your chest was pressing up against his, your eyes not even looking at him as your head rested on his shoulder, but you could tell he was writing and being more quiet than usual. He was actually working. Small moans came out of your mouth with each thrust of your hips as he watched you, helplessly rubbing your clit on his thigh, begging for him to touch you.

Soon enough, your pace increased, as he gave you the occasional, 'naughty girl' and 'does that feel good?' while you felt his bulge grow in his pants, his cock waiting to be let out as he tried his hardest to stay focused on his work so he could finish it and then take you into the bedroom. You leaned back slightly, allowing you two to meet face to face as you continued moving your hips, your skirt covering your wet cunt, when your hand suddenly reached to Kakashi's face to lower his mask. This, however, made his left hand, which was on your waist, move to grab your wrist before you could pull the full mask down.

"Did I say you could do that?"

You continued rubbing your clit on his thigh as he watched you, his eyebrows furrowed again until he went back to writing, his hand back on your hip, guiding it back and forth.

"I'm sorry, sensei."

"You should be."

The next minute was filled with your moans, which got heavier and louder by the second. Eventually, you knew you were going to cum which you told Kakashi, but he just ignored you. Clearly he was trying to test you. Or maybe just be a complete dick from when you harshly tried to pull his mask down. Either way, you knew you were going to cum as you held onto his shirt with both hands, your face buried in his neck while you whimpered in his ear, moaning his name loud enough for the neighbors to hear,

"O-ohh, Kakashi, fuck. I'm cumming."

You felt something warm soak your legs, your skirt and his pants when you came which made you raise your head immediately, lifting it from being buried in his neck. You went to reach for your skirt to lift it up and see the mess you had made underneath, when you realized Kakashi's hand was already there, peeking at the mess.

"Jeez, for somebody who was just ignoring me, you're pretty eager to lift up my skirt," you said in a bitchy tone.

His face went from pure shock and awe, to being disgusted in a second. His hand reached to your neck, gripping tightly as you struggled to breathe, making him finally break his silence,

"Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Have you forgotten who I am?" He whispered, his lips only centimeters from yours. "Naughty little girl. Didn't expect you to squirt all over my pants and thigh."

His lips then came crashing down on yours, the grip around your neck releasing and his hands instead reaching to your ass, squeezing tightly as his tongue interlaced yours.

"Fuck, y/n. I have to work, why are you doing this to me?" He said as he pressed his lips back onto yours.

"Forget work." You muffled, in between passionate kisses from Kakashi. "Please just use me like a fuck toy and do whatever you want."

He groaned, his voice low and his dick throbbing from your request. Taking a second to think about it, Kakashi then stood up with you straddling him as he held you up by your ass. He walked over to the bedroom you two shared and threw you onto the bed before pulling down your skirt to expose your bare ass and cunt. With the skirt in his hand he held it up,

"Look at how fucking soaked these are. Little slut."

He then threw them down, lifting up his shirt and unbuckling his belt to allow his throbbing cock to spring up after being confined in his pants this entire time. You drooled at the sight of your shirtless boyfriend with his cock out, as he walked to you on the bed, climbing on top in missionary and lifting up your shirt to expose your hard nipples. His right hand immediately met your tits as he slapped them, causing you to scream and moan at the same time.

"So naughty. Squirting over sensei's leg like that," he said as he watched your body in awe. Meanwhile, you were watching his cock. It was throbbing, just begging to be inside your cunt, but as Kakashi leaned closer to you, your tits pressing onto his chest, he whispered,

"You want my cock?"

"Mhm," you moaned, nodding your head to show him your desperation. He laughed.

"So fucking pathetic." And with that, he inserted his cock inside your opening. "Fuck. You're so wet. Little slut," he said as he slowly and gently thrusted in and out of you, making you want something more. Something harder. Your fingernails marked his back as you gripped tightly, almost hinting to him you wanted more, which he noticed as he lifted up slightly, making eye contact as he left his cock buried in your pussy,

"You told me to to use you and do whatever I wanted. Let me do what I want."

"But please. I want it harder."

He slapped your tits again. "Needy girl. You're gonna be screaming from pain just now if you beg like that you know."

"Please." Your voice was desperate. "Sensei, please fuck me harder."

"Fine. Only because I like seeing you in pain."

His hips began pounding into you at an alarming and sudden pace, causing you to scream the way he said you would. But fuck, it was so good. He maintained eye contact the whole time he was pounding into you, inserting his cock deeply as he held his lips centimeters from yours, your moans and his groans lining up perfectly together.

"Your pussy is too good." He pushed his hips down harder, entering you even deeper. "So fucking good, baby."

His pace continued as you moaned into his mouth, allowing him to use you however he wanted while his hand reached for your clit, rubbing it gently in contrast with the hard pace of his hips. You knew, whole night, you just wanted this feeling. The feeling that you were getting which made you feel like you were going to cum.

"Sensei, I'm going to cum," you moaned as he continued fucking you hard.

Before Kakashi, you never knew sex could be so animalistic. So raw. He fucked you until you were screaming, enjoying your facial expressions from his cock going in too deep.

"Cum on my cock. Now," he insisted as his hands met your neck, gripping tightly as he knew the effects his words have over you because soon after, you were cumming on his dick, moaning deep and heavy moans into his ear. He thrusted a few more times before he grunted, putting his hand to rest on the headboard of the bed to steady himself as he came inside you. "Oh fuck, I'm gonna fill you up with my cum."

He then pulled out and allowed his gaze to look at your opening, lifting up some cum that was dripping out and pushing his finger in your pussy to make sure it all went inside you before lying down next to you, embracing you.

"I swear if I wasn't so tired I'd have gone 5 rounds. You know I like hearing you scream, especially if I'm punishing you," he whispered.

"All I needed was one round," you smiled as if you won the jackpot.

"Why did I even let you cum two times." He shook his head. "Your punishments always end in rewards," he said as he kissed your neck.

"Because you just can't resist me."

He rolled his eyes.

"Well, was this worth dragging me away from work?" His voice gently grazed your ear. You thought about it. He was asking how good he fucked you.

"Of course it was worth it. You know you always fuck me so good." You smiled again, then paused. "What's with the whole immediately checking that all your cum is in me?" You laughed. "Trying to mark me as yours?"

He stood up quickly to put on a robe, turning to face you before walking off, back to the office to work,

"I already own you. Don't forget that, baby girl."

[marginal-notes]

Basically if you accept having prepubescent children alongside adults in your fighting forces, you have zero grounds for moaning at me about female vs male “biology.”

[marginal-notes]

But one of the biggest things out of this whole mess is the weird sort of. Egalitarianism? What the fuck are words, I don’t know. Whatever, the weird places where people could just not give a shit about gender or sex in Naruto.

AKA, let’s talk a bit about ANBU, land of the “no one knows your face, no one knows your name, fuck your personal identity, no one’s allowed to even remember your body shape since that can give away secrets, just stab that target real good and do your job.” It’s the kind of place where all that matters is how good of a weapon you are, and we can turn it into the fucked up little deadly meritocracy we want to. Because I only have so much patience for dealing with chauvinism in my dumb little fiction project.

The general shinobi forces also broadly has this attitude, though it might not be to the extreme of ANBU and ROOT. At the end of the day, as long as you can carry out your missions well, based on your specializations, the distinctions between male and female shouldn’t be a massive impediment to your ability to serve the village.

It’s the extra politics and the civilian cultural expectations that start messing things up.

[marginal-notes]

Like how damn toxic would it be to stuff tiny Kakashi’s head with the idea that Sakumo was the end of the Hatake line, and it ended like that.

Because women aren’t expected to keep their family names, and their children certainly won’t, so that’s it. That’s what you get for not having a male child.

[marginal-notes]

lol honestly I lean to Kakashi still being the only remaining Hatake in Konoha - outside of the land of fire can be an entirely different question - and the social pressure around heirs and inheritance come more from a general social context, ya know?

Mostly because I really want to contrast Kakashi’s experience and perspective vs someone like Kushina (last of Uzumaki’s in Konoha) or later Sasuke. Like, Kakashi’s clan went through a slow decline, rather than an abrupt massacre to put down a military threat. There can be a wide spectrum of unsolicited ideas about Kakashi’s “role” in potentially raising children, even if no version of Kakashi ever should be in charge of children alone, rip.

And also because irl governments are always really concerned about birth rates and fertility rates in their populations. With all the wars the Naruto world keeps dealing with, the baby to soldier pipeline is always going to hang around like a miasma.

Plus, this whole mess can get even spicier with the issue of Obito’s eye and the maniac himself down the line.

The one shining thing out of this constant chaos is that Gai’s relationship with Kakashi absolutely does NOT change.

Okay, so. No one needs to hear me out on this. I’m just saying. One day I’m going to crack and heave out all my biting commentary about Naruto gender and clan and lineage politics through the lens of an always-a-different-sex Kakashi fic or outline, and it’s just going to… exist… out there.

No one else gets changed, it’s just Kakashi, and it’s going to be a nightmare from start to finish that’s definitely also heavily tinged by my personal perspective on being agender aro ace.