#felt like stinky poopoo all evening !!!!

[e-flo]

idk what happened to me yesterday but bleeehhhhhh

[pampergirl1]

We sat there , on our play mat all 25 adult toddlers who ended up in babyhood nursery… I remember sitting there and all I could her was babbling adults with pacifiers in their mouths… all you saw was adult babies crawling around on all 4s, no baby could walk. You saw some of the man nurses trying to help some of the babies but it was useless, they’d just fall back down. Or you’d look on the play matt and see a gang load of adult babies playing , watching Barney or Sesame Street and sucking their pacis or their toes. Or you’d see adult babies on their changing tables getting their pampers changed and then tossed into what has the nursery smelling like powder and poop 💩 diaper pails.

I’m sitting on the matt with about 15 other toddlers and I see the man nurses come over to us, they had a package of wipes and fresh pampers and powder and pacis … I’ve gotten use to it, but they usually come over and pull the back of our diaper or squeeze the front to check us to see if it’s time for a fresh pamper. Unfortunately for me, I’m always wet and dirty or sometimes just dirty. But I have no control anymore, they trained me 24/7 and now I don’t even know when I boo booed myself. The man nurse came over to me, and I guess my diaper was dirty, because I was being laid back on the floor, he coped me “come on fat man, come on dadas boy let’s change you stinky pamper coke on legs up for daddy”. He laid a change mat under me, undid my onesie and proceeded to do what he does, change my poopy pamper…. As soon as he I taped me, I smelled a mound of poop in my pamper. I can’t believe I make those kinds of poops off of baby food. He grabbed my wipes and and started wiping my bottom front to back, and pushing my legs back and pushing the poop into my pampers. He the. Wrapped my dirty diaper and set it in a dirty diaper bag. He sat it next to my head and I almost hurled. I can’t believe I did that . I’m a helpless poopy diaper making paci sucking bow wearing dumb dumb baby who lays back on his back and has another man change his poopy diaper. I have no more dignity, I’ve learned to except it. I’m either being fed, changed or laid down for a nap. I’m an actual baby and I’ve excepted that. The man proceeds with my pamper and he lays me down in a fresh pampers cruiser…. He puts my diaper cream on and powders me really good. He moves my penis over and then pulls the front of my pamper between my legs nice and snug, and then he tapes my Sesame Street Earnie and Burt pamper up…. “Good boy, now time for your feeding”.

The man picks me up and puts my big self on his hip, and then comes over to the table where I see other men nurses nursing babies. How ? I thought, how are men nursing … “okay fat but come on time to nurse you… he sat down and sat me in his lap , I’m limp and can’t pick myself up or move. He’s much stronger than me even as I’m in my adult body. I was scared what is he about to have me do please no I thought!

He puts a pink frilly bib on me and then lays me back in his arms, and unlatched his bra and all I see is a dark man nipple, he pulls out a pouch of what looks like milk and a tube. He sticks the tube in and then he does the unthinkable, he rustles his male nipple in my mouth. I instantly latch on some how. I start to nurse. And there was an overflow of milk filing in my mouth and tummy. It actually tasted so good, I couldn’t stop I didn’t understand why. I kept sucking and sucking and then I felt my hand go up and I clutch his male breast to get more. What was I doing, I was completely out of control. I started to fell my diaper swell, with warm tinkles and hot mushy poopies slid out of my dukie shoot. My diaper was filling and it slid up to the front because of how I was laying. I could feel poopoo and pee pee stewing in my diaper all at the same time .

[butwhatifidothis]

Flayn and Seteth calling Woobiegard and her loyal slobbering pets the fuck out: "You go sweeties, beat their asses!!!" Man I think Captain's take on Ingrid is possibly THE most insufferable character in this whole fic second only to Woobiegard herself. Like every time Woobiegard or Ingrid start speaking in this fic I can feel my braincells withering away.

Honestly? I think it's been a long time since I've seen a character this badly misinterpreted in a fanfiction before. I'd argue Ingrid is actually more poorly represented that all of Dimitri, Claude, or even Rhea. Because, like, with them there are at least some times where something is adjacent to correct. Ingrid? After a certain point, she's just an OC.

Her live-long dream to become a knight, that she had before Glenn died? Well, actually, her life-long dream was to fix Galatea territory, and she only ever wanted to become a knight to 1) die, because she's totally suicidal, 2) because Glenn died, and she just wants to be a knight in his place, and 3) because Faerghus stinky doodoo culture says knighthood is tubular when it's in fact cringe.

Her conflict with her father, where it's about him pressuring her to marry in order to solve the financial crisis in Galatea that is further causing the family and the people in the family's care to literally starve? Well, actually, Count Galatea wants her to marry because of honor and loyalty and bravery, and so when Ingrid finds a letter that barely relates to her situation at all she can Hulk Out about how hypocritical her family is for caring about honor and loyalty and bravery! Because, uh, sins of the father really do pass down the line and if the family starts off bad then that means anyone born later on that cares about these things are inherently wrong, I guess??

Speaking of her father: him doing everything in his power to give Ingrid as much control of who she marries as possible, likely because he knows how much pressure he's already putting on her to marry in the first place? Well, actually, that's just because he saw her as nothing but a bag of money! He just wants to sell her off to the highest bidder like chattel! And he verbally abused Ingrid when she was under his care, and never showed her any true love ever, and Ingrid always felt insecure about herself because of it, and she lived in fear of her father! And her brother too, throw him in the Abusive Male Unit train too!

Her love for Glenn? Well, actually, she doesn't really know how she felt about him then; it could have been the case that she never really loved him at all and only felt that she had to love him!

Her deep friendships with Sylvain, Dimitri, and Felix? Well, actually, Dimitri had Glenn and Sylvain and Felix had each other as best friends, so she was all by herself actually, and actually she never really had any friends, and actually she was actually very Lonely and Sad and actually no one knew it actually because actually she actually never actually had any actual friends UNTIL WOOBIEGARD COMES IN.

Her initially thinking that knighthood is about following orders, and how she - independent of anyone else in her supports having her learn otherwise - comes to realize that it isn't, and with her never believing in upholding such a stance in knighthood herself regardless? Well, actually, if left to be in Faerghus Ingrid will definitely totally become a mindless soulless emotionless husk of a person only able to follow the orders of her king and absolutely nothing else, and not because she truly believes in Dimitri as a person or anything but because she feels she has to completely discard her personality to become a tool for Faerghus' king because that is what smelly poopoo Faerghus culture teaches all knights to believe.

Oh, and if someone - oh, well, let's be real here, a man - makes her upset? She'd totally just beat the shit out of them! Especially if they're specifically Seteth, who she would totally hate because he could have possibly potentially maybe put a letter completely unrelated to anything Ingrid went through outside of "oh look another woman went through some sort of marriage issue 300 years ago rip to her I guess." She'd also threaten to kill a (what we can only assume is a) commoner man with her Relic if he makes a statue she doesn't like after she was the one to commission a statue from him. And another instance that will come up later where she straight up assaults a (male) subordinate for making her upset. Because Ingrid will slap and punch around Sylvain and literally only Sylvain who she's known since they were both children and literally only if Sylvain does something stupid and no other reason, so that means that she's totally assault any man that dares upset her in any way!

And, oh, yeah, can't forget the cheating. Ingrid - honorable, truthful Ingrid - would totally keep the fact that she and Woobiegard romantically confessed their romantic feelings for each other behind Byleth's back away from Byleth for months. I'm sure Ingrid - who deeply values her friendships - would just let Byleth live in ignorance of the fact that her lover is romantically interested in someone else while still in a relationship with Byleth. Totally! Definitely!!

Like. Bro. I don't like Ingrid. I think she's judgmental and a know-it-all, which I find incredibly annoying. But FUCK MAN. You'd think I was her number one fan in comparison to Cap'n, who changes LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT HER so that she can "fit" on CF and be Woobiegard's attack dog and side-piece. He unironically gets nothing right about her character, which is fuckin' astonishing because her character IS NOT that hard to get a grasp on. And this is him after he pretty much erased her biggest character flaw - her hatred of Duscurians, you know, the thing about her character that is most impressive she manages to grow out of (however poorly one thinks it was written)? That thing that gives a view into how heavily the Tragedy affected the Kingdom? Washed away, said to be there but never written, because Pure Little Girls can't be racist (unless it's towards Nabateans... or mixed-race people... or Dagdans... or the people of Brigid... or Dedue specifically hello Chapter 36 we meet again). I'm convinced that, like a lot of things in this fic, you could remove Ingrid entirely and not only not lose anything, you would actively gain from it