#fellas isn't it a bit gay to burst a confetti tube during your enemy?spacebuddy?rival?lover?friend?'s funeral? | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

vyborg · 3 months ago

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In my head Russia's funeral starts like a normal closed casket funeral but at some point the casket is opened (Belarus) and there’s just a random man of Russia’s height and weight crammed into the casket so the funeral turns into a treasure hunt (the treasure is Russia's corpse) and no one can figure it out. because decades before kicking the bucket he arranged for his corpse to be cremated and had his ashes put in the confetti tubes America was planning to burst at his funeral but no one let him do that because it’s generally improper to burst confetti tubes at funerals.

#then america uses the confetti tubes for an unrelated event and ends up showering himself with russia’s ashes #when I say belarus is the reason the casket is opened I mean in a grief-strikes way and not an obsessive or incest-leaning way #my russia has a fun sense of humor #slight self projection (i am russia)#hetalia #russia #aph russia #yes america did indeed buy special confetti tubes dor the funeral decades in advance #rusame?????#fellas isn't it a bit gay to burst a confetti tube during your enemy?spacebuddy?rival?lover?friend?'s funeral?#i sent an ask about this some time ago and wanted to set free my own head canon #second sentences are inferior to first sentences

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