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Marine bio major Childe, who has gone abroad for school and is getting it completely paid for by the Russian military because he’s their most promising young recruit.

Marine bio major Childe, who was deployed when he was sixteen and has only been back for a few months.

Marine bio major Childe, who doesn’t care much for being in the classroom and focuses more on partying than studying.

Marine bio major Childe, who only ever attends class if he thinks it’s going to be interesting.

Marine bio major Childe, who went into class on the wrong day and got forced to do a group project with you.

Marine bio major Childe, who finally drags his hungover self to your dorm room to help you with the project, but only because you finally got a hold of him several days after it was assigned.

Marine bio major Childe, who does his best to help you with the project despite his pounding head and indifference towards his own grades (He really only needs to keep a C average, afterall).

Marine bio major Childe, who keeps getting so freaked out by the constant loud noises outside your dorm room that he keeps breaking pens and having anxiety attacks.

Marine bio major Childe, who keeps thanking you for deciding to move the two of your work sessions to the library, despite it being out of both of your ways.

Marine bio major Childe, who starts going to class just so he can sit by you because he finds your presence calming.

Marine bio major Childe, who decides to celebrate the two of you finishing your project by dragging you to a party with him, because god, is it easier to have fun with you around.

Marine bio major Childe, who calls you one night after he wakes up from a nightmare because your voice makes him feel safe and grounded.

Marine bio major Childe, who tells you that he chose to go into marine biology because he has always had an intense fascination with whales.

Marine bio major Childe, who decides that you are his favorite part about going to school here and tries to ignore the fact that one day he will have to leave again.

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English major Aether, who you can always ask for help when you miss class and need the notes.

English major Aether, who shows up to every single class because he knows someone is probably going to end up asking him for notes.

English major Aether, who you always sit next to in class because he’s just so easy and fun to talk to.

English major Aether, who always asks to be your partner because he knows that you’ll actually do your part of the project, definitely not just because he wants more time to talk to you.

English major Aether, who you always have to talk out of “helping” people with papers.

English major Aether, who is somehow always helping someone with their work, at a party, with his friends, or passed out in his dorm.

English major Aether, whose sister terrifies you when she shows up to his dorm while you two are studying.

English major Aether, who is somehow sitting near the top of the class just because he’s such a hard worker.

English major Aether, who takes you with him to a party and you have the most wild night since he was always up to doing something or going somewhere.

English major Aether, who loves how you’re his one normal thing he can hold on to in his incredibly chaotic life.

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OMG MAE!!! Your Alhaitham fic was so fucking good!!! And you’re writing a Scara fic?! I can’t wait! The Alhaitham fic had me feeling thingssss and the end killed me. But like yes sir daddy I would love for you to fuck me in public

Also can I ask if you could do some head cannons for genshin characters with a so with big boobs? Like Diluc, Kaeya, Albedo, Itto, and whoever else you can think of? I wanna hear your thoughts Mae 🥺

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thank you so much dovey!!! also here are my head cannons <3

Diluc-

•Diluc definitely appreciates your boobs, and whenever you two fuck, he almost always has his big hands on them if he can.

•However, outside of the bedroom, Diluc is terrified of you thinking he’s ever looking at your boobs. He doesn’t want to objectify his baby!

•If you are wearing a low cut top while you’re out with him, then Diluc is immediately taking you home to get changed and giving you his jacket to cover up.

•God help any of his business partners coming to the winery to meet with him if you’re around. They are in a constant state of “Eyes not tits, eyes not tits, eyes not tits,” because they know just how upset Diluc can get when he thinks they’re looking.

•If you ever go to visit Diluc while he’s bartending at Angel's Share, he’s constantly watching everyone around you to make sure no one is staring at your boobs, and he immediately kicks out anyone who stares.

•If you happen to be helping out at Angel's Share and waiting tables, where Diluc can’t watch you all the time, he is just constantly calling you over and checking if you’re comfortable and asking if anyone is being creepy.

•Overall, Diluc just gets absolutely pissed whenever the two of you are out in public and someone is staring at your tits, and if that person is Kaeya? Well, let’s just say he might actually lose an eye or two.

Kaeya-

•Speaking of Kaeya, he is the exact opposite of Diluc.

•He is constantly just getting distracted and staring at your tits, and whenever you point that out, you just get some version of, “But baby, your tits are just so pretty. Why wouldn’t I stare?”

•Kaeya has very few qualms about touching them in public as well. You are constantly trying to fend off his hands, but of course, if you ever seriously asked him to stop, he would.

•Kaeya most definitely loves to fuck your boobs, and bite your boobs, and cum on your boobs.

•He likes showing off that you’re his and that no one else gets to touch you the way that he does, despite how much they might want to.

•Speaking of being in public, Kaeya doesn’t care if other people are staring at your boobs. You’re his, so why would he worry about some random creep?

•But the second you give some indication you are uncomfortable, Kaeya is walking over to whomever was staring and reminds them how unpleasant the dungeons really are and how he could tear them to shreds if he really wanted to. What do you mean he can’t threaten them like that? He’s the cavalry captain, of course he can :)

Albedo-

•Albedo probably won’t be too into your boobs at a base level, but he will also be endlessly fascinated by them.

•Every so often, you two will just be talking, and then all of a sudden, he just starts poking and pushing at your boobs, curious about the physics of them.

•His commitment to discovery will also likely mean that Albedo is constantly playing with your boobs in various different ways whenever you guys fuck, but that isn’t to say it’s purely scientific. He is most definitely getting off due to his… experiments.

•Albedo probably won’t notice if anyone else was staring at your boobs because he’s much more interested in focusing on you.

•But if you do tell him that someone is making you uncomfortable, Albedo will probably just take you somewhere else or give you his jacket to help you cover up.

•Finally, Albedo definitely enjoys laying on your boobs. He likes how comfortable and warm they are, and they are just a relaxing place to put his head while he talks to you after a long day of work.

Eula-

•Eula would absolutely love your boobs. She thinks they just make you look so adorable, and she loves that.

•She loves to dress you up and take you places, whether it’s out for dinner or to some fancy function.

•However, whenever Eula tries to buy you nice clothes, there is always the issue of things not quite fitting over your chest, but that’s alright. She’ll pay for the alterations.

•She tries to teach you some dances, but almost every time, she gets distracted by the way your boobs are moving.

•She also can’t stand it whenever someone is staring at your boobs. However, it's less due to possessiveness and more due to Eula desperately wanting you to feel comfortable when you’re with her.

•When someone is starting at your boobs, Eula always gets upset and declares that vengeance will be hers.

•However, if it just so happens that a member of the lawrence family is the one that she catches staring at you, Eula will be livid and vow to never take you near her family again(really she just wanted an excuse to stop having to take you to see them).

Itto-

•This man is a child, so he absolutely loves your boobs, and he loves playing with them.

•When I say ‘playing with them’, I mean Itto has you standing there while he tries to figure out how much stuff you can hold with them.

•Not to mention all of the times Itto tries to figure out what you could balance on them. You will never know peace.

•Itto probably wouldn’t understand that random people staring at your boobs would make you uncomfortable, but after you’ve explained it a few times, you have to stop him from beating up anyone that glances at your boobs for too long.

•When it comes to sex with him, Itto loves having his hands on them. He loves that your little hands can’t remotely fit around your boobs, while his hands just envelop them(size kink who?).

Zhongli-

•Peepaw is quite indifferent to your boobs. He’s lived for a long time, so at this point, looks aren’t something that he focuses on.

•Despite not caring much about looks, Zhongli does love that you take pride in your appearance, so he tries his best to compliment you whenever he can.

•His compliments however are often very random and confusing, but at least he’s trying.

•He doesn’t quite understand why you get uncomfortable when random people say things like, “Nice tits” as they walk by you. Don’t you like compliments? But either way, Zhongli will take you home and make you some tea and tell you stories to distract you.

•He also likes that he can lay on your boobs, and while he does still like holding you, Zhongli loves being able to relax and lay his head on your chest.

Childe-

•So we all know that this man is batshit crazy, right? Let’s just keep that in mind as you read this.

•He loves your boobs. Not an insane amount, but he definitely appreciates them.

•Childe is definitely very protective and possessive, so you can imagine how well someone staring at your boobs would go over with him.

•Anytime Childe catches someone actually staring at your boobs, he makes a note of whomever it is, and after he takes you home, he finds them and rips them to shreds, literally.

•Childe loves when he comes home covered in blood and just goes straight to you, taking off your shirt and getting blood all over your chest. He just loves how pretty it looks

•He tells you how much he loves you and how he’ll keep you safe from all those nasty creeps out there.

•He will definitely just casually have his hands on your boobs.

•You'll be cooking with him, and all of a sudden, Childe’s standing behind you, talking about pasta sauce with both of his hands holding your boobs.

•He also loves sleeping on them. It feels so warm and safe to him. It’s just so relaxing.

•When he’s holding you at night, Childe always has one hand around your waist and one on your boob.

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-Ecstatic Shock Featuring Kaeya

Meaning: The surge of energy upon catching a glance from someone you like—a thrill that starts in your stomach, arcs up through your lungs and flashes into a spontaneous smile

Word count: 1.3k~

Description: Kaeya goes to see his girlfriend who works at angels share after a hard day of paperwork

Edited by: @pretty-princess-peach

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It had been such a long day. Kaeya was exhausted. It wasn’t fighting hilichurls or abyss creatures that had gotten him so exhausted, but something far more evil than that, Kaeya’s worst fear, paperwork. He had been putting it off for so long that Jean had needed to corner him in order to even talk to him about it. She had informed him that he would not be allowed to do any other work, or go on any missions, until every last bit of paperwork was completed. Unfortunately, he knew that she was dead serious, so he took to his office and begrudgingly got to work.

But now the day was over, and the sun was slowly sinking in the sky. The time for Kaeya to complete work that day had finally come to an end, and there was only one thing he could think of to ease his mind, alcohol. Besides, going to Angel's Share would be the only way he could see his lovely girlfriend until she had gotten off of work, so really, it was a win-win.

Kaeya organized the scattered papers on his desk before heading out the door of his office. As he walked towards the door, he passed Jean on her way out of the library, no doubt having just spoken with Lisa. She gave him a look, and he just winked at her and continued on his way to the exit. He pulled open the doors and was greeted with a city bathed in the golden rays of the slowly setting sun. Kaeya started his walk towards Angel's Share, silently praying that Diluc wouldn’t happen to be bartending tonight. He really didn’t want to deal with his brother's sour attitude.

Finally, Kaeya was walking through the doors of the bar and was relieved to see Charles behind the counter, cleaning glasses. He walked up to the counter and sat down on one of the stools. Charles noticed him and turned around with a smile on his face.

“Hey Kaeya, what can I get for you today? The usual?”

“Yes, that would be wonderful. Thank you, Charles.”

Charles started making his drink while Kaeya glanced around the bar, looking for a certain smiling waitress. Eventually, he found you, moving from table to table, collecting orders, bringing drinks, and grabbing dishes. After a few minutes, you made your way back to the counter to drop off the empty glasses and grab the drinks that were waiting to go to their tables. However, the second you had put down the dirty glasses and your hands were free, you immediately felt someone hug you from behind, and you froze.

“Hello there, my princess.”

You felt a wave of relief rush through you when you heard the familiar voice.

“Kaeya, let go. I'm working.”

He started running a hand up and down your side and blowing on your neck, and that was enough to make you wiggle out of the embrace and return to work. Kaeya chuckled to himself while he watched you walk away with an obvious blush gracing your cheeks.

“One Death After Noon.”

Kaeya turned around and picked up the drink.

“Thank you, Charles.”

He made his way to a table that was in the way enough that you would be walking by him lots.

Kaeya leaned back in his seat and stretched before starting to sip his drink. You saw him out of the corner of your eye and couldn’t help but be reminded of a cat.

You continued to take orders, drop off food and drink, and pick up any dishes or messes that were made. That is, until Kaeya was calling you over to his table. You walked over to him, assuming he was going to order some food since his drink was only half way done.

“What can I get you?”

“Ouch, so cold. Don’t you miss me?”

You rolled your eyes.

“I’m working. What can I get you?”

“I just wanted to talk to you, baby.”

You shook your head and walked back to the counter to start ferrying more food to customers. Despite your focus on your job, Kaeya was having a nice time sipping his drink and watching you work. He flagged you down a few more times, but each time, he was met with annoying professionalism. You were being way nicer to the other patrons. It wasn’t fair! Eventually, Charles had to come up to him and ask that he not needlessly bother his employees while they were supposed to be working. That was enough to make your boyfriend decide that it would be best to wait to call you over again until he actually needed a new drink.

Another half an hour had passed, and Kaeya was finally finished. He called you over, and you were pleased to hear that he actually wanted to order another drink and wasn’t just bugging you. Of course, you weren’t actually upset with him. You thought his persistence was cute, and you couldn’t wait to go home with him later.

Another few minutes passed, and you were back with a new drink. Unfortunately though, Kaeya had devised an ingenious plan. He would drink his drinks much faster in order to talk to you more. It couldn’t fail.

You only started to notice Kaeya’s increased pace after you were bringing him his fourth drink. You knew that he could hold his liquor, but if he kept this up, he was going to be shitfaced by the time you two would be heading back to your place.

The night continued on, and eventually, you had to cut him off when he slurred out a request for a twelfth drink.

“Okay, you’re cut off for tonight.”

“What? Psht, I’m fine, don’t be mean.”

Wow. He was actually pouting. He sat there looking dejected for another forty five minutes while you finished your shift.

After what felt like hours to Kaeya, you were done. You walked over to your pouty boyfriend. You poked his shoulder, and he looked up at you. He looked miserable. After staring at you for a few seconds, he seemed to realize what was happening, and his face began to light up.

“You’re done?!”

“Yes, baby. I’m done.”

He jumped up, his chair falling back behind him, and picked you up and spun you around the best he could without having you hit a table.

“We’re going home now?”

“Yes, we’re going home now.”

You let out a little giggle at your boyfriend's behavior. He grabbed your hand and started walking out of the bar before you could pick up the fallen chair, and his strength left no room for any disagreement. The whole way back to your place, Kaeya was goofing off and saying things like, “You know, you really should have let me keep drinking. Pirates can drink lots, and I have an eyepatch, so I’m basically a pirate.”

Finally, the two of you were at your front door. Kaeya was swaying slightly as he waited for you to unlock it, and frankly, you were a little worried that he was going to fall over.

You opened your door and led your boyfriend inside, making sure he took off his boots before coming in too far. The two of you made your way to your bedroom, and you started changing into pajamas while Kaeya just took off his shirt and pants. The two of you laid down in bed together, and Kaeya started telling you how much he loves you and how he is so happy that you’re his. It was obvious that it was just drunk rambling, but it still made your face warm and gave you slight butterflies.

Kaeya was perfectly content. He was drunk,comfortable, and with the girl he loved. He couldn’t think of any better way to relax after such a long day of work.

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He blew smoke into your face as you sat on his lap. You scrunched up your face at the smell, but you couldn’t stop the smile that was resting comfortably on your face. He handed you the joint, and you took a hit. The balcony doors were open, and the night air was flowing in. It was summer, so it wasn’t too cold, and it made everything less stuffy.

“How do you feel, my love?”

The question made you giggle.

“I feel funny, but in a good way.”

“Good.”

You had no idea what was going on in the movie that was playing on the tv behind you since you had been turned away from it for almost the entire thing. Kazuha had set it to a fairly low volume, but the little bit of noise it made was nice.

You loved this. You felt so calm and comfortable and just happy. It would be nice if every night could be like this.

You handed the joint back to your boyfriend and took a deep breath, trying to inhale something that wasn’t smoke for the sake of your lungs. The smell of the burning weed and the summer air mixed together into a very specific scent that you had almost begun to like.

You heard a line of dialogue from the movie and started laughing, throwing your head back, clearly finding it hilarious.

“What's so funny?”

Kazuha was smiling up at you with so much love in his gaze.

“‘Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!’”

He chucked at the quote and your attempt at a french accent, finding your attempt at quoting it funnier than the quote itself.

You slid off of his lap and onto the couch next to him. He put an arm around you and handed you the joint once again. Everything felt just right.

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Business major Ninguang, who already has a successful startup by the time she’s in her third year.

Business major Ninguang, who has been investing since she turned 18.

Business major Ninguang, who has somehow already had multiple articles written about her and her shocking success.

Business major Ninguang, who everyone admires for her intelligence and her beauty.

Business major Ninguang, who is granted special permission to be absent on certain days, so she can still manage her ever growing company.

Business major Ninguang, who you beg to be your partner for your midterm assignment in your marketing class.

Business major Ninguang, who happily agrees to work with you because you’re just so cute.

Business major Ninguang, who takes you back to her apartment to work because it was far more spacious than your little dorm room.

Business major Ninguang, who has one of the nicest apartments you’ve ever seen.

Business major Ninguang, who makes you the best coffee you’ve ever had with the imported beans she ground herself (in a bean grinder of course) and the fancy machine that was apparently a gift from someone she had done business with recently.

Business major Ninguang, who listens patiently to your ideas before diplomatically shooting them all down and giving you a list of concepts she had already come up with.

Business major Ninguang, who now sits with you in class because she just enjoys being around you.

Business major Ninguang, who shows you around her office when you ask and watches as your eyes light up with fascination.

Business major Ninguang, who ends up doing the majority of the work because she was honestly just better at it than you.

Business major Ninguang, who takes you to get your nails done with her as a treat when you finish the project.

Business major Ninguang, who just so happens to have two of her nails on her right hand cut much shorter than the rest.

Business major Ninguang, who tells you that she “might show you why soon” when you ask about it.

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Romantic literature major Kazuha, who you’ve had a crush on since you started the class, and you saw him sitting in the back of the room writing in his notebook.

Romantic literature major Kazuha, who started writing another poem the very moment that he saw you walk into the lecture hall.

Romantic literature major Kazuha, who you always see around campus and can’t help but think is just so pretty.

Romantic literature major Kazuha, who starts slowly sitting closer and closer until he’s eventually sitting next to you.

Romantic literature major Kazuha, who helps you with passages of texts that you’re struggling with and whispers questions or comments into your ear during class discussions since he knows that you have difficulties with it.

Romantic literature major Kazuha, who doesn’t hide his notebook from your sight, even when he’s writing poetry about you directly beside you.

Romantic literature major Kazuha, who you can’t help but think about after you notice that a poem he was penning in his notebook was practically describing you.

Romantic literature major Kazuha, who lets you look through his notebook when you eventually work up the courage to ask.

Romantic literature major Kazuha, who watches you smugly as you blush over all the poems that were clearly written about you.

Romantic literature major Kazuha, who justifies the number of poems by telling you that you’re his muse.

Romantic literature major Kazuha, who decides that the two of you must spend more time together, alone, and possibly in his dorm room.

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Your boyfriend Scaramouche who scared the shit out of you when he asked you out because he was so gruff that you honestly though he might have been planning to kill you instead of planning to take you out to dinner

Your boyfriend Scaramouche who hates going out to restaurants and only took you out to dinner because he thought that was the only way you would agree to go out with him

Your boyfriend Scaramouche who only has one friend because he hates almost everyone except for you and Kazuha

Your boyfriend Scaramouche who always gets upset with you when you aren’t taking care of yourself because how dare you not take care of his girlfriend

Your boyfriend Scaramouche who didn’t want you to meet his moms for the first several months of your relationship because he thought they wouldn’t like you

Your boyfriend Scaramouche who didn’t know what to say when the two of you ran into his moms while you had dragged him out to some restaurant for a date

Your boyfriend Scaramouche who tried to get his moms to leave you both alone, but despite his best efforts they ended up moving to your table

Your boyfriend Scaramouche who was surprised by how much his moms liked you and how well the three of you got along

Your boyfriend Scaramouche who wanted to climb into a hole when Yae had had too much wine and started telling stories about him growing up

Your boyfriend Scaramouche who stayed the night at your place after because he was convinced Ei was going kill him for not telling them about his lovely girlfriend

Your boyfriend Scaramouche who takes after Ei and can’t cook to save his life

Your boyfriend Scaramouche who tries to help you when you make the two of you breakfast the next morning but somehow manages to burn half the food (at least the coffee was unscathed)

Your boyfriend Scaramouche who tries to hide from facing a lecture from his moms by spending the day driving you around while you do errands

Your boyfriend Scaramouche who brought you with him when he went back home so that his moms couldn’t be too harsh with him (it’s not because he wants to watch a movie with you…unless you wanted to of course…)

Your boyfriend Scaramouche who dragged you up to his room so he could hide from his parents

Your boyfriend Scaramouche who wrapped you in blankets on his bed and cuddled you while you both watched a movie

Your boyfriend Scaramouche <3

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- SOLACE Featuring Scaramouche

Meaning: Comfort or consolation in a time of distress or sadness

Word Count: 1.5k~

Description: Finding a wet, sad Scaramouche on the side of the road and bringing him home

Edited By: @pretty-princess-peach

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The cold rain was slowly soaking through your clothes as you hurried back from the city to your home in the outskirts of konda village. You’d gone into Inazuma city that morning to do some weekly shopping, but unfortunately for you and your groceries, a thunderstorm had started while you were shopping, and while you could hide under the overhangs of buildings when you were in the city, that wasn’t the case while walking home through the open countryside.

You were trying your best to keep your packages from getting completely ruined by trying to walk under trees, but this proved to only make things worse. The rain poured down through the leaves far more intensely than you had expected, making your efforts to protect your groceries practically pointless.

As you walked under the treeline out of konda village and towards your home, you saw what looked to be a man sitting on the ground, leaning against a tree a ways ahead of you. When you finally got close enough to the man to determine that he was indeed a man, a man who was completely drenched. You also couldn’t help but notice the faint purple glow of an electro vision by his side, as well as something else glowing and purple in his pocket…could he somehow have two visions? What else would glow like that and…oh shit. You could feel him glaring at you before you’d even looked up to confirm.

“What do you think you’re looking at?”

“Sorry I didn't mean to stare…”

“Whatever, just leave. Now.”

“Are you um, okay?”

You weren’t sure if it was just the rain running down his face or if he was crying, but either way he seemed like he needed help, and maybe some tea.

“I said leave me alone didn’t I? Are you deaf?”

“Sorry you just, you seem like you need some help.”

“Hah you think that I would need help from you?”

“Well yeah don’t be stupid, if you stay out here for too long you’ll catch a cold. I don’t live too far away. Just come home with me, and you can dry off, and I’ll make you some tea.”

You weren’t quite sure why he looked so stunned, you hadn’t been too rude had you? Regardless, you decided to just ignore it and start walking home. After a few seconds of walking, you noticed that the man wasn’t following you, and you turned around to find him still staring up at you dumbly and, oh no, yep, he was definitely crying now.

“Oh I’m sorry, I really didn’t mean to make you cry.”

“You really think you could make me cry? How special do you think you are?”

“Uhm sorry I didn’t mean to be rude.”

“You sure do apologize a lot don’t you. What, are you scared of me?”

“I’m not scared, I just don’t want to upset you when you’re already upset.”

“I’m not upset. I’m fine. It’s just this stupid thing…”

You watched one of his hands travel to rest over the purple glow in his pocket.

“What is that?” You were afraid he might yell at you for asking, but instead he just smiled bitterly.

“It’s my heart.”

“Your heart…?”

“Archons, you're slow. If you won’t be able to understand the answer, then don’t ask the question. Why are humans so idiotic?”

“Humans? But aren’t you…?” And just like that he was glaring at you again, perfect.

“Okay well nevermind, you should get up. I need to get going before my groceries are ruined, and you need to dry off, so let’s go.”

Once again, he didn’t move from where he was sitting.

“Please? I need to go, and I don’t want to let you get sick.”

He hesitated but finally stood to follow you. Now that he was actually standing, it was a lot easier to tell what he actually looked like. He was a lot shorter than he seemed, but he was somehow still taller than you. He had dark hair, now wet from the rain, cut into some kind of bowl cut/undercut hybrid, and he was dressed somewhat ornately, considering he was sitting in the mud up until a moment ago, and- oh gods was he wearing shorts in this weather?

Regardless, it was time to head home so you set off with the drenched man trailing behind you.

Scaramouche was still trying to wrap his head around everything that had just happened. You had to be insane. No one had ever spoken to him like that before and came away completely unscathed. Who exactly did you think you were that he could possibly need your help?!

Yet here he was, walking along beside you and your groceries on the way to your home.

Maybe it was the promise of warm tea and drying off that got him to follow you…or maybe it was the fact that he found you and your lack of fear oddly comforting. Or maybe it was because he had been feeling disgustingly human ever since he had gotten ahold of the electro archon's gnosis and no longer wished to be alone.

It could also simply be because you were nice and pretty and he trusted that you were stupid enough to not have any sort of malevolent intentions towards him… yeah it was probably that one.

The two of you and your groceries had finally arrived at your home safe and sound. You were now in your kitchen putting said groceries away and boiling water to make tea while the man you had met by the side of the road dried off in another room.

By the time the water had boiled, the man was walking back out and- oh archons why hadn’t you given him a blanket or something to cover up with?!

There was now an almost naked and surprisingly unbothered man standing in your kitchen while nonchalantly asking where he should hang his wet clothes to dry. You were trying wholly unsuccessfully to keep from blushing (or looking at him too long because gods he was pretty) and could only answer his question by pointing to a drying rack in the corner of the room.

“Just over, o-over, over there”

The man raised his eyebrows at you before turning to go hang his wet clothes.

You didn’t have much he could use to cover up, given that you lived alone and any clothes you did own weren’t exactly in his size, so when he had walked back, in a moment of pure brilliance you unceremoniously chucked a blanket at him that hit him square in the chest before falling to the floor.

“What do you want me to do with this?”

“Well cover yourself up obviously!...idiot.”

He rolled his eyes at you before picking it up and wrapping himself in the blanket and sitting down onto one of your couches.

Now thoroughly flustered, you walked back to the kitchen to finish making tea for the both of you.

Why did he have to be so…hard? no, bumpy? Either way, why was a man that was barely taller than you built like that?! It’s not like you liked him or anything… you just thought he was kind of pretty…even if he was kind of mean.

You finished stirring honey into the two cups of tea, picked them up, and walked over to where the strange man was sitting on your couch.

“Uhm, can I ask you who you are?”

“Why would you need to know that?” He smirked as your face fell slightly.

“Because I have no idea who you are, and you’re in my house, so…”

“Hah, it was your choice to bring me here.”

“...”

“Do you really want to know that badly?”

“...Yeah, I do.”

Scaramouche rolled his eyes before pausing for a second. Perhaps he could trust you enough to tell you who he is…minus the detail of him being a fatui harbinger of course. Maybe that way he’d be safe if the traveler ever came to talk to you…how dangerous could you really be anyway? Besides, it’d be nice to have someone call him by his name for once…especially in your pretty pretty voice.

“My name is Kunikuzushi. The details of who I am are…unimportant, especially to someone like you.”

“The hell do you mean someone like me?!”

Scaramouche almost immediately started laughing at your outburst, your reactions were just so…entertaining.

“I mean human.”

“AND YOU’RE NOT?!”

“Hah! You’re so naïve it kills me!”

“I’M NOT NAÏVE YOU’RE JUST AN ASSHOLE!”

Scaramouche rolled his eyes, grabbed his tea, and leaned against the back of the couch while you berated him for his comments. He didn’t remember the last time he had felt so …content, and at this point, he wasn’t planning on leaving until the Tsaritsa herself called him home.

He glanced over at his clothes hanging on the drying rack and the pocket of his shorts that contained the glowing purple gnosis he had worked so hard to retrieve. He had no need for anything like that in this moment, it didn’t matter now. For now, he was content to simply sit there and listen to you shout at him while he sipped his tea.

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Meaning: A seemingly innocuous moment that ended up marking a diversion into a strange new era of your life

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Description: Having luck so poor that you catch Xiao’s attention and you both slowly grow more and more attached to each other

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You weren’t really the luckiest when it came to the whole ‘adventuring’ thing. Whether you were looking for lost items, traveling for commissions, or fighting monsters, something always seemed to happen that resulted in either injury or disaster. Thankfully, it wasn’t always an issue that left whatever commission you had accepted incomplete; however, if you hadn’t somehow been granted a vision, your success and survival rate would probably be far lower than they already were. You had never really understood why the gods had granted you the glowing blue vision. You’ve never had some great ambition or purpose like everyone else with a vision. Honestly, you were almost convinced that you were given a vision to survive stepping outside more than anything.

Not wanting to waste the gift, you’d decided to try your hand at adventuring. It had always seemed rather interesting to you, if not a bit scary, so you had joined the adventurers’ guild to learn how to, well, adventure.

It took a slightly concerning amount of time and effort to convince Cyrus that you wouldn’t die if you went on a commission alone. The commission was just going and retrieving a bag of supplies someone had lost coming back through Stone Gate. You were capable of traveling after all, or at least you were pretty sure you were capable. You hadn’t had many issues when you’d traveled with others so far, so this time surely wouldn't be that bad.

You weren’t entirely wrong, as it turned out. You had been having a relatively uneventful trip so far. You had been able to avoid any run-ins with monsters or wild animals and hadn’t had issues with any provisions.

However, when you finally arrived at your destination, you managed to run into possibly the largest group of monsters you’d encountered yet. Well, it seemed less like one giant group and more like a few normal sized groups that were all in the same place at the wrong time. You had hoped you’d be able to hide, but of course you’d already been noticed. You drew your sword like you’d been trained to, and, oh archons, has it always been this heavy? Either way, you were confident this would finally be the time you didn’t make it back alive.

As the monsters ran at you, all you could think to do was crouch down into a ball, shut your eyes, and cry.

An ingenious solution, really.

You waited for the blows to start landing, but before anything could reach you, a cacophony of horrid sounds reached your ears, and when you eventually opened your eyes, there were no longer any monsters.

Well no living monsters.

However, there was a short man with pretty green hair that you could only assume had just saved you. Of course you had jumped up to thank him; however, he had disappeared before you could even get to your feet. Well, at least you survived that. Although you might want to get a bit more training before going out alone again.

It took several months of training and a lot more of persuading Cyrus before you were given a second chance at taking on a solo commission again. However, the day had finally come, and this time you were confident you’d be just fine.

You were headed in the direction of Stone Gate once again, but instead of stopping, you were continuing on to Dihua Marsh to deliver some essential wares to a merchant by the name of “Hypermarket”. Apparently a delivery of goods lost some of his order on its way from Mondstadt.

When you had finally made it to meet the merchant, you were full of pride at your successful journey, pride that may have been the cause of you not noticing a small camp of hillichurls alongside your path that seemed to have noticed you.

By the time you had become aware of their presence, it was too late to do much of anything at all as they were quite literally right in front of you. So of course you did what any good adventurer would do, crouch down and scream. Thankfully, this brave tactic paid off as again you were met with a barrage of horrific noises.

When you finally opened your eyes to see what had happened to them, you once again saw a pile of not so alive monsters alongside a familiar looking man with equally familiar pretty green hair and- oh, he wasn’t just disappearing this time…oh…he looks rather annoyed…should you maybe be apologizing? No of course not, it’s not like you caused the hilichurls to attack you or anything, right…? You started to feel the urge to curl yourself back into a ball when you fully processed the sheer annoyance and is that possibly anger…? in his glare.

“How can an adventure possibly be this useless, you have a sword, don’t you? Can’t you use it?”

“Uhm sorry it’s just… it’s uh, it’s a bit too… uh… it’s too heavy…”

“Ugh why must mortals be so useless, you’re too weak to survive adventuring without a vision, you realized this, yes?”

“I uhm… have a vision…”

You reached into your pocket and pulled out the glowing blue gem. Learning this seemed to concern the man before you more than anything else.

“How are you so helpless when you have both a vision and a good weapon? Why not just give up adventuring, can’t you see it’s futile? You won’t succeed.”

“I don’t want to waste the gift I was given… and I have no other ideas on how I could put it to use, so…”

“…”

You could only try and melt into the ground, embarrassed at your admission, as he continued to stare you down in annoyance before letting out a big sigh.

“If you really are stupid enough to keep up this foolish pursuit, the next time you put yourself in harms way, just call out my name.”

“What uh, what’s your name…?”

“Xiao”

Before you could say anything else he was gone, perfect.

Thankfully, you were able to make it back unscathed, and due to the overall success of the commission, Cyrus was finally convinced that you would be able to handle commissions on your own from now on. No need to mention the extra help you had gotten of course. From then on you were able to take on solo commissions without spending weeks trying to convince Cyrus. Of course, that didn’t mean you weren’t still running into danger left and right, but thanks to a man with what you've discovered to be very pretty golden eyes, you were making it out just fine.

Over the next few months, and after numerous incidents, it had become a reflex of sorts to shout out Xiao’s name whenever you were in danger, and because of your routine misfortune, you had been seeing quite a bit of each other. You had also, much to Xiao’s supposed annoyance, been able to learn more and more about the stoic yaksha through the little bits of information he would begrudgingly divulge. You learned about his karmic debt, bits and pieces of his history with rex lapis, and you also learned that he likes almond tofu, although the reasoning for that last one was… concerning.

In all honesty you had begun to grow rather attached to the man, and if he was honest, he had become rather fond of you as well. Now, instead of getting annoyed that you called for him, he gets upset that you put yourself in harm's way again, so maybe things had changed a little. He just wants to hide you away somewhere safe where you would be happy…it’s totally normal to want that for someone, by the way. That isn’t at all him being attached or affectionate…shut up.

As for your feelings towards him, well let’s just say that you've thought about yelling his name in other situations as well :).

It was fun for you to daydream about that and all, but you knew in reality a being like him would never entertain those thoughts…right? Anyways, daydreaming likely wasn’t the best choice at the moment, as Xiao was standing directly in front of you while you were still hiding, crouched by a bush.

You were just sat there, waiting for him to say something, as he stared down at you before finally speaking.

“...Again? Really?”

“I’m sorry…” you stared at the ground feeling embarrassed of your weakness.

“I didn’t ask you to apologize, I’m… I’m not upset with you”

“You aren’t?”

“No. Although I am concerned that you keep putting yourself in harm’s way. You’re too… breakable to be acting so reckless.”

“I’m… breakable…?”

“…never mind”

After he spoke, he turned and disappeared rather suddenly, leaving you to sit in your bush and ponder his abrupt departure. You had no idea if he was upset with you or annoyed with you, but the real reason for his exit was neither annoyance nor upset, the poor adeptus just doesn't know how to deal with his feelings and being around you surely wouldn’t help. You made him feel all sorts of different ways, and he hadn’t figured out any way of venting those feelings other than fighting and, well, fucking his fist :).

It had been about a week or so since you had seen Xiao. You hadn't been out on a commission since you had last seen him, and you haven’t gotten into any other danger worth mentioning either. At this point, you were starting to miss him… well you’re going out on another commission in a few days, and it would have you staying overnight at the Wangshu Inn! Perhaps you would even see Xiao during your stay or end up needing to call out for his help during your travels!

Unfortunately, by the time you had made it to Wangshu Inn, you had lost all the energy and enthusiasm you had had at the beginning of your trip. You were tired of walking and running from monsters while being weighed down by the extra weight of the items you were delivering as part of your commission. At least none had ended up attacking you… even if that meant you couldn’t see Xiao as soon as you had hoped.

Regardless, you were about ready to fall over from exhaustion by the time you made it to the ‘front’ desk. Verr Goldet seemed rather surprised when you asked her about xiao, after you explained to her that you had met him on multiple other occasions, she just smiled, handed you your room key, and told you to check for him on the top balcony.

After you dropped off the items you were delivering for the chef at Wangshu Inn you tossed your belongings in your room and headed up the stairs to see if you could somehow find Xiao. Much to your dismay the yaksha was nowhere to be found, it’s not like he was hiding from you, nope, that’d be childish, Xiao would never act childish…never.

After your unsuccessful attempt at finding the man, you headed back to your room to shower.

By the time you were done with your shower and were finally clean from your journey, all you had energy left to do was put your vision safely on the nightstand before flopping onto your bed and laying there, unmoving, until you fell asleep. The dream that greeted you in your slumber was a rather interesting one. It had you rubbing your thighs together and whimpering while you rested, thought provoking images of a certain vigilant yaksha flowing through your head. However, unfortunately for you and your rest, you were awoken by the sudden shouting of a very concerned adeptus you had unknowingly summoned with a little moan of his name.

“What’s wrong?!”

You shot upright in your bed, half asleep and very horny confused.

“Xiao what are you…? Why are you here…?”

“You called, why else would I be here? Tell me what’s wrong.”

“Nothings wrong, don't worry. Besides, how am I supposed to have called for you if I was asleep unless…oh, nevermind.”

“What?”

“I just uh…I just realized something! It’s not important!”

“It seems important. Tell me.”

“I just realized the reason I called for you…”

“Why did you call for me?” He narrowed his eyes at you.

“I was just having a dream with you in it…and…uh…”

“Oh, I see. So that’s why you were lying in bed moaning?”

“I WASN’T!”

“You were.”

“I- uh… no! Shut up!”

“Humans are such terrible liars… Are you stupid?”

“Hey! I’m not stupid! I’m just…embarrassed…”

“Why are you embarrassed? Because you were having sexual thoughts about me?” Gods, why did he have to phrase it like that?

“Yes! WAIT I MEAN NO!”

“You seem to know what you want. So why don’t you ask for it?”

“Because I don’t want you to think I’m stupid…”

“What does this have to do with intelligence?”

“Okay I guess I didn’t mean stupid…I just don’t want to ask and have you say no…that’s embarrassing.”

“I won’t say no.”

All you could do was stare at him with wide eyes as you processed his words. There’s no way he’d feel the same way. There’s no way he’d actually want to…you know…right?

“Really…?”

“Yes, so ask.”

He continued to stare you down, eyes still narrowed, watching you as a hawk watches a rabbit. There’s no way you could actually ask him to fuck you…right…?

“Can you uh…if uh…if you want to can you uhm…uh…”

You could feel heat rising in your face as you tried to put the words together.

“I just want you to…fuck…me…”

You could almost see him start to smile as he took a step towards the bed. It was then that you realized that you were almost completely naked other than the towel you had draped over yourself before you’d fallen asleep. You started to curl in on yourself in order to hide yourself from Xiao’s wandering eyes.

“Why are you doing that? Do you not want me to see you?”

“I’m just…embarrassed.”

“You shouldn’t be. You’re…beautiful…and I want to see all of you.”

You felt your cheeks heat up as Xiao leaned his polearm against the wall and reached towards you, taking your towel from you, tossing it somewhere behind him without much care as to where it landed. He let his eyes wander over your body as you tried to keep yourself from curling your knees to your chest to hide yourself from his gaze.

“Beautiful.”

That was all he said before he pulled his gloves off and tossed them to the ground. You heard the loud thump of his vision hitting the floor, followed almost immediately by the sound of him kicking his boots off before pulling off his clothes and dropping them with his gloves. He leaned in to kiss you, pressing his lips against yours. The soft feeling of his lips moving against yours overtaking your senses.

Before you knew what had happened, Xiao had broken the kiss and now had your wrists pinned above your head, hovering above you. He took heavy breaths while he stared down at you, trying to gauge your reaction.

“Why uh…why did you stop…?”

“Did you want me to keep going?”

“Uh, yes…please.”

Without another word, Xiao pressed his lips against yours, the kiss deeper and more urgent than before. He ran a hand down your side, causing goosebumps to raise on your skin and a shudder to run through your body. The feeling of his fingers gliding across you barely registering in your mind due to the intensity of the kiss, that is until you felt two fingers begin to circle around your clit. You suddenly broke off the kiss to let out a cry of his name.

“Fuck! Xiao!”

He gave no response, only choosing to reconnect your lips and continue circling his fingers around your little bundle of nerves. As he continued his ministrations, the intense pleasure was making it harder and harder to keep yourself from letting out little moans into the kiss, but when you felt Xiao push two of his fingers inside of you, you couldn’t help the embarrassingly loud moan that came from you. You tried to move your hands to cover your face, deciding you now needed to hide from the adeptus, who currently had two fingers knuckle deep inside of you. However, before you could even hope to get your hands free, you felt his grip tighten around your wrists, effectively dashing any hopes you had of hiding from him. He let out a somewhat malcontented huff at the action, clearly displeased.

“I told you, you don’t need to hide from me…I enjoy looking at you, foolish mortal.”

“I’m sorry I uh…I’m sorry.”

“Don’t be.”

Unsure of what to say, you simply went quiet…that is, until you felt Xiao begin to move his fingers, thrusting them in and out of you at a fast pace causing a litany of moans to pour from your mouth. Xiao had even moved from kissing your lips to marking up your neck in order to hear your moans unobstructed.

After a few minutes of him fucking you like that, you felt him remove his fingers from inside of you, causing you to let out a whine in protest. However his fingers were almost immediately replaced by his cock starting to push inside of you. The feeling causing you to let out a long drawn out moan. The further he pushed himself inside of you, the more the feeling of a build up of pleasure grew in your lower stomach until he eventually bottomed out.

Xiao paused for a moment to breathe, grounding himself before he began thrusting into you at an inhuman speed…well, you suppose he is an adeptus. God the feeling of having his cock pushing in and out of you was sending you to another plain. Why was he so good at this? From the way he kissed you to the way he was fucking you now, how often does he do this? Or was he just somehow naturally this good? Yeah that makes sense, hopefully it's that one.

You were dragged from your thoughts by a particularly well angled thrust from Xiao, forcing a little scream from your throat. Xiao barely seemed to notice, too wrapped up in the feeling of fucking you. You were just so soft and warm. How was he supposed to stay focused on anything else? That’s not to say he was ignoring all the entertaining sounds you were making, just that no sound could fully bring the poor adeptus back to reality.

After a few minutes, you could feel yourself getting close to the edge, your orgasm approaching almost as fast as Xiao was fucking you.

“Xiao, Xiao I’m mmhm fuck I’m so close!” Oh, well that seemed to be enough for him to snap out of his daze.

“Fuck me too.”

He slipped a hand down to circle his fingers around your clit. That sensation was all you’d needed to finally be pushed over the edge, your eyes rolling back and your back arching. Xiao continued fucking you as you clenched down on his cock, pushing him towards his edge, and before long, you could feel his warm cum flowing into you.

There was a long silence while the two of you caught your breath and took everything in. You felt warm with Xiao so close, letting out a little whine when he pulled himself out of you, making him chuckle a bit. He flopped down next to you, and you immediately snuggled into him. He wrapped you both in the blanket before he wrapped his arms around, you and you both drifted off to sleep. Xiao figured he could just ignore having to face his feelings for now…or at least until the morning came.

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Ahhh Mae(Is it weird if I call you that🧍🏽‍♂️) your Xiao thoughts were so good I can’t wait for the rest of them ;-;

(Also your Scaramouche fig OMG)

Can i maybe ask for your thoughts on Scara in uni? He seems like he’d be doing math or astronomy or something but i’m not sure which ;-;

I feel like you’ll have a better idea than me so Jesus please take the wheel.

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i’m so glad you liked it dovey!

i tried to mix mathematics and astronomy together best i could so i hope this works :)

(also it’s fine to call me mae don’t worry!)

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who you met in the library when he came over to tell you and your friend to shut the fuck up because you were being too loud

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who you didn’t realize was in one of your classes until he tried to get out of a group project with you

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who looked seconds away from committing murder when you asked him for his number so you could both work on the project

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who refused to give you any way to contact him because “If you think you can do anything to help me, you’re wrong” apparently

Astrobiology major Scaramouche whos number you had to track down by finding a friend of his through a friend of a friend

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who tried to kill Kazuha when he found out he gave you his number

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who explained to you that he wasn’t going to let someone as stupid as you ruin his project and his GPA, but hey at least he texted you back :)

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who refused to let you come over to work on your project with him but finally relented when you proposed that he could come work on it at your place instead because no way was he going to your place…he might get too flustered being in your space like that…

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who left you standing outside his dorm for ten minutes because he didn’t want to let you in

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who quite literally laughs at you whenever you propose anything at all

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who only made eye contact with you in order to glare at you. If he just looked you in the eyes normally he might get distracted after all…

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who finally agreed to let you keep coming over to ‘work’ on the project with him

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who basically just let you sit on his bed with your little laptop while he worked on his pc

Astrobiology major scaramouche who won’t realize that the only reason you would keep coming over to ‘work’ on the project was because he liked having you near him and you liked being around him…even when he was being mean

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Botany major Tighnari who you meet when he shows up to your mycology class for the first time at the beginning of the second week halfway through the lecture

Botany major Tighnari who is somehow already so knowledgeable about mushrooms and other small organisms that he’s already correcting your mycology professor on technical errors every few moments

Botany major Tighnari who you got to know through your friend Collei

Botany major Tighnari who’s such a dick that you don’t understand how Collei could even try to insist that he’s actually really nice

Botany major Tighnari who you have to force yourself to deal with because he’s so smart that you can’t afford to lose his help

Botany major Tighnari who is tutoring you for your plant pathology class

Botany major Tighnari who just about throttles you when he comes over to your place and sees all your almost dead plants because really it’s just so easy to take care of them

Botany major Tighnari who you can’t get rid of now because he’s decided that, based on the state of your plants alone, you must be a moron who has no idea what’s happening in your classes

Botany major Tighnari who almost makes you cry with how mean he his while he goes over your work with you

Botany major Tighnari who works at the campus coffee shop

Botany major Tighnari who always rudely corrects customers when they mispronounce a drink name or when they order incorrectly

Botany major Tighnari who would always bring you a smoothie from the coffee shop whenever he worked before a tutoring session because he claims it’s good for your brain definitely not just because he likes making things for you

Botany major Tighnari who you wish brought you coffee instead of a smoothie since he would only come to tutor you late in the evening

Botany major Tighnari who eventually just let you come study at his dorm because he didn’t feel like carting textbooks back and forth anymore

Botany major Tighnari who’s place looks like a forest because of the amount of plants he had everywhere

Botany major Tighnari who’s growing mushrooms under his sink much to the annoyance of his roommates

Botany major Tighnari who as it turned out was actually growing a bunch of medicinal herbs so he didn’t have to deal with going to the pharmacy

Botany major Tighnari who would never admit he likes teaching you things and that he gets excited when it’s time to see you, because obviously he’s just too focused on school for anything like that

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Biochem major Albedo who you always see in the campus coffee shop but is still somehow almost always drinking instant coffee

Biochem major Albedo who always stays in the library until late whenever he has lecture notes to write or assignments to work on

Biochem major Albedo who keeps a can of instant coffee in his bag

Biochem Albedo who you can see making coffee in the library if you stay there long enough (yes, he has gotten yelled at for this and no, he will not be stopping any time soon)

Biochem major Albedo who makes everyone in his class upset that the prof marks tests on a curve

Biochem major Albedo who finds the class rather easy despite the amount of people who are working incredibly hard to get even remotely close to his marks

Biochem major Albedo who offers to tutor you when he sees that you’re very pretty struggling with the class and it’s totally not an excuse just to get your number, nope

Biochem major Albedo who actually takes you to the campus coffee shop instead of just offering you some of his instant coffee

Biochem major Albedo who you can't help but daydream about while he tries to explain to you that you’d been discussing prions the last time you’d met to study and not amoebas like you’d previously thought

Biochem major Albedo who tries not to laugh while you attempt to draw diagrams he considers so very simple

Biochem major Albedo who almost makes you cry whenever he explains to you how the work you did was mediocre at best

Biochem major Albedo who you couldn’t help but find so attractive that you had a hard time looking him in the eye when you spoke to him

Biochem major Albedo who texts you and asks if you want to have a study session this weekend

Biochem major Albedo who has you come over for a ‘study’ date and ends up with you in his lap instead of a textbook :)

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-KUEBIKO Featuring Childe

Meaning: a state of exhaustion inspired by an act of senseless violence, which forces you to revise your image of what can happen in this world

Word Count: 1.4k~

Description: Childe coming home very injured and having to take care of him

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You could already tell there was something wrong. It had been hours since Childe should have been home. Archons, if he had gotten killed you’d kill him.

Childe was rarely home late. He liked coming home before his day got too long. In your time living with your boyfriend, there had been a total of 12 times that he had come home late, and there were even fewer times that it hadn’t been because of some kind of disaster he had either caused or gotten stuck in, and nearly all of those times it had been due to the fact that he had gotten distracted while on a mission to fulfill one of his siblings’ wishes after he was done with his work.

Gods you hoped he was looking for a figurine for Teucer and not causing property damage.

You had been waiting by the door for Childe to come back for nearly three hours now, nervously pacing back and forth, waiting for some sign of life. Finally, the front door opened, and you were overjoyed to know that your boyfriend was indeed okay, and- oh no, why was he covered in blood? You looked the man up and down, checking for any major injuries, trying not to get caught up with any ‘minor’ scrapes or scratches. He was leaning against the doorframe, trying to steady himself, both of his hands pressed to his side, seemingly trying to slow some bleeding from what looked to possibly be a stab wound.

He smiled at you.

“Hello my love, I’m sorry I’m late, I got held up at work.”

You snapped out of your daze and rushed towards the harbinger. Surprisingly enough, he actually accepted your help and limped forward, now using you as a support to stay upright.

“What happened to you…?” You were almost afraid to ask.

“Ah you know just- gods that hurts, just tried to fight another harbinger to have a little bit of- ah, fuck, a little bit of fun haha…okay maybe it was two other harbingers.”

Now in the living room, you dropped him lowered him to the sofa as gently as you could, but he still let out a loud groan of pain at the sudden movement.

“Ah, archons, ha that doesn’t feel too good.”

“Did they do all of this to you?”

“Yes, unfortunately they did. Turns out Pantalone doesn’t take too kindly to being called a weak old man and Arlecchino… well she doesn’t take too kindly to me.”

You sighed.

“I’ll be right back, I just have to get the first aid kit, alright?”

“Love, no, it’s alright. I just need to sit down for a second.”

“Childe, you’re covered in blood!”

“In my defence, not all of the blood is mine!”

“Take your clothes off you idiot, I'll be right back.”

“Woah now, I’d love to fuck you darling, but I’m unfortunately a bit too banged up for that at the moment.” :)

“That’s not what I meant!” you yelled as you walked into the other room to look for the first aid kit.

By the time you got back to the living room, you’d found a cloth, a small bucket of warm water, and the first aid kit you’d been searching for. Thankfully for you, Childe had taken off his pants and his shirt, revealing just how badly injured he really was. You stopped and stared for a second due to how hot he was covered in blood just how badly he was banged up.

He looked like he had been punched in the face once or twice, judging by his black eye. He had several cuts that looked to be from either knives or a sword (it was hard to tell), and he had what looked to be a shallow stab wound on his left side as well as a slightly less serious gash on his right thigh. This is, of course, not counting the numerous scrapes and bruises littering his body and the fact that he looked like someone had practically poured blood on him.

You grabbed a chair and moved it so you could sit in front of Childe in order to start fixing him up.

“You don’t need to do all this, you know. I’ll be just fine.”

“Of course I have to. You could barely walk over here.”

“It’s not all that bad. You don’t need to be so serious, I’m just a bit banged up.”

“You got stabbed, Childe!”

“Only a little bit!”

You rolled your eyes and started wiping the blood from his torso while he leaned back into the couch. Oh god there was going to be blood on the couch now…damn, you really didn’t want to have to buy a new one…. You let your mind run as you continued cleaning the blood off of your boyfriend in order to see how bad the shallow stab wound really was.

Childe watched as you ran the warm washcloth over his skin. He really wasn’t prepared for how badly he was going to lose the fight with Pantalone and Arlecchino. While he stumbled home after the fight he had been trying to think of how he could explain the state he was in to you. He knew you’d be worried, that was a given, but he didn’t expect you to have tears threatening to spill from your eyes while you gently cleaned him up.

“I’m sorry love, I didn’t mean to worry you so much.”

“I’m just…you don’t take care of yourself well enough, and I’m scared you’ll let things get too far…”

“I can handle myself, love, you don’t have to worry so much.”

“You’re such an idiot, of course I have to worry!”

“Hey! No need to be so harsh.”

“You’re reckless and don’t care enough about your safety.”

Any protests died in his throat as you returned to cleaning him up.

When you had finally finished cleaning off the blood from his abdomen, it was clear how bad the stab wound was. It was deep enough to be a problem and blood was still slowly draining from it onto your couch, perfect. You took out some antiseptic wipes to disinfect it, but as soon as Childe saw what you were doing, he was already trying to stand to escape you.

“What are you doing?” you asked, raising an eyebrow at the ginger struggling on your couch.

“I don’t want you to disinfect it, it’s gonna hurt!”

“You got stabbed and this is where you draw the line at too painful?!”

“Yes!”

“Stop moving and let me do this, idiot.”

He stopped his attempts to stand up and relaxed on the couch, starting to pout. You had expected to hear yelling or crying when you started cleaning the wound, but instead he was silent, just calmly letting you do your task. At least you thought he was calm until you were almost finished and you heard a loud crack. You looked up to see an embarrassed Childe who wouldn’t make eye contact with you.

After a few seconds of swiveling your head to see where the noise had come from, your eyes landed on the armrest of the couch where Childe’s hand had been resting. The armrest was bent at such an incorrect angle that any hope you had of your couch being salvageable was immediately shattered.

“I’ll uh, I’ll buy a new one.”

“A new armrest?”

“A new couch, idiot. If you want a better reason to replace it we can always see how badly we could break it while having some fun after this.” he was smirking at you now.

“What happened to being too banged up to fuck me?”

“Pfft, that’s in the past, I’m talking about now.”

“’Now’ you have an open stab wound.”

He laughed a bit before wincing at the pain it caused as you finished up disinfecting his wound. You continued to clean him up, putting gauze on his wound and starting to disinfect the injury on his thigh while he sat there trying not to curse. It scared you whenever he’d come home hurt, but it was especially bad this time. All you wanted was for the idiotic harbinger to stay safe. He’d been through enough already. He didn’t need to be out there causing himself more pain and suffering.

You finished fixing him up the best you could and helped him limp into your bedroom to lay down. He looked exhausted. Maybe it would be best to let him sleep, or maybe you should bring him some soup? While you were considering what to do to help your beat up boyfriend, you heard quiet, steady breaths coming from the bed, and upon further inspection, Childe had already fallen asleep. Maybe you would just make him a nice breakfast tomorrow instead of soup.

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comp sci major Xiao who’s one of the top students in your class

comp sci major Xiao who spends most of his free time gaming and on discord calls with his friends

comp sci major Xiao who you met during a group project and had to ask for help because you were so confused and could barely start your part of the assignment

comp sci major Xiao who you begged to tutor you after he helped you with your project because you were horribly behind on your assignments for the class and he was just so good at the work

comp sci major Xiao who finally agreed to tutor you because he just wanted you to stop whining…not because he liked the idea of spending time with you…not at all

comp sci major Xiao who gave you his discord when you asked for his number

comp sci major Xiao who was almost in tears when you showed him the little laptop that you were using for the course

comp sci major Xiao who had absolutely no clue how you had made it through the class to this point without anyone's help

comp sci major Xiao that always gets on a discord call with you whenever you message him asking him for help just so he can hear your voice because it’s easier

comp sci major Xiao who you definitely had a crush on by this point, despite his complicated relationship with personal hygiene you could fix him

comp sci major Xiao who always seems harsh and annoyed because he’s afraid you’ll figure out that he has a little bit of a crush on you

comp sci major Xiao who turns bright red and just about has a heart attack when you finally ask him out on a date

just comp sci major Xiao <3

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Sunlight shone through the crack in the heavy red brocade curtains as you sat upright in your bed. Wait,this definitely isn't your bed- oh wait, now you remember, you had spent last night with your boyfriend, Diluc.

He had been especially busy the past few weeks and the two of you had seen almost none of each other. So naturally the moment he was free he dragged you to his mansion to have a lovely little dinner and to… relieve some stress.

The night had been lovely, however, you were slightly regretting it now as your whole body was very sore and you weren’t entirely sure you could walk.

You were peeking over the edge of the bed to check for your clothes so you could at the very least not be completely naked. There was just one issue, you couldn’t see them, anywhere. You would get up and look harder but something told you that was a bad idea.

Your concerned wiggling about in bed had apparently woken Diluc. However he hadn’t moved yet so you only became aware of this because he was confused enough by whatever you were doing to ask.

“Darling, what’s wrong…?”

“I can’t seem to find my clothes and I, uh, don’t think I can get up to look for them.”

“You can calm down then. My love, did you consider that the maids may have taken them to be washed?”

“I did not, sorry…”

“You’ve nothing to apologize for my dear, one moment.”

Diluc got out of bed and after getting mostly dressed himself, he tossed a shirt of his towards you, which promptly hit you in the face.

“Will that work?”

“Yep! Thank you!”

“Of course my love. I’ll try and get your clothes back to you as soon as possible.”

“Oh that’s uh, you don’t have to speed it up at all… I’m fine like this…”

“Oh are you now?”

“Shut up!”

You slid the shirt over your head and went to stand up so the two of you could go eat breakfast. Unfortunately, you didn’t get very far since the second you tried standing you hit the ground.

“Need me to carry you dear?”

“...maybe.”