#feetman

[myfeetyourpleasure]

I'm so horny. Send dick pics, chest pics, thighs pics (big thighs, big chest I think it might be my kink!), make me... Mmmm

[bright-eyed-dizzy]

FREEMIND AND FEETMAN TOGETHER AT LAST!! WHAT HIJINX SHALL ENSUE

[littolbunnyboy]

Saw one of the newest bases by Cosmind on toyhouse and immediately had to draw this on it

[hals-homo-blog]

Hal's Homo Polls #1

[dorkdipstick]

the gang's all here :)

[laketoriver]

HL doodles!! a bit of everyone

gordon in minecraft creeper boxers becomes real in three two one

he likes spongebob too (he prolly is spongebob too.)

[catlokis-blog]

i know a lot of people like to headcanon feetman as disabled AND I LOVE IT but as someone who uses both a cane and a wheelchair i should mention considering most of his disability stems from his lower arm that both those options most likely would cause extra strain on his arm !!!

i'd recommend giving him upper arm braces, prosthetics or overall things meant to aid your upper half instead of aiding your lower half as canes especially rely on you putting your body weight onto your arm to assist with your leg not being able to carry said weight itself safely

[gorixfeetboys]

Come and choose your favorite stocking 🦶🏻🦶🏻🧦🔥

[eternal-vesper]

@ixshartz

i missed animating ponies

[myfeetyourpleasure]

Who needs a ride (on my big fat cock)?

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[bright-eyed-dizzy]

delirious gordon giggling at whatever benrey is off yammering about

[hals-homo-blog]

what are your thoughts on the other freemans? like gorgeous and feetman ?

I like them all for the most part!! I need to keep researching for some of them, like actually watching Gorgeous Freeman past the first 2 minutes of ep1.

Feetman, I like as a character, but I think I might kick him in the shins if I was in the same room as him, he's kinna loud and fritzy. I really like how, like, caring/paternal he gets what with Joshua and Tommy and even Coomer sometimes. It's just a really charming and endearing character trait.

Gorgeous frightens me, I would hide under the bed from him, I think. I like the fandom interpretations of him a lot, I think he's become such a fun character, but I will still be hiding under the bed thanks. I think everyone who draws him looking kind of like Markiplier is objectively correct.

OG-man is such a funny creature, I love him so much, I think he deserves the world. He deserves to have a good hot meal, and a nice hot bubble bath, and the longest coziest sleep known to God or man. That said, he's very intimidating with that stern, almost angry resting face he has. I think if he looked at me like that I might disintegrate into dust like a Thanos Snap.

There are other Freemans or Freemen too, like the Google Translate one and a speed running one and the one that wants to save all the scientists, and I will eventually learn all about them and form proper opinions on them in time.

For now, all I really know is that everyone thinks the Google Translate one, Cicero, is baby, and as far as fandom absorption of content goes, I agree. He seems like a funny little fella who is very nice. I think we would have a really nice time chatting together and neither of us would know what the hell the other was talking about, but we'd have a nice time regardless. I look at THIS drawing of him in particular from junkbrainz and I'm like:

I dunno anything about the Speed Running one, I forget his name, probably Speedman or something, but I like to think that in a Freemanverse context that he and I/Hal would be very roadrunner/coyote-esque. Especially considering that Hal operates on cartoon physics, I think it would make a super funny background gag if Hal was just setting up these goofy-ass ACME type traps to try to catch Speedman or make him sit still lol.

I find it funny how intimidated I am by these objectively un-intimidating Freemen (OG mostly and Gorgeous, kind of) when by far the meanest, loudest, angriest and most violent Freeman is my beloved pookie-bookie sweetie pie. lmao. I relate so much to Freemind, I love him, I need to smooch him and hold him close tbh. He's so right about everything and all of his opinions on things are correct. I think most of all I relate to like, this ongoing struggle he has where "Everyone is an incompetent idiot but me, and my life is so much harder than it has to be because everyone is being actively stupid." ESPECIALLY AT WORK LMAO.

[dorkdipstick]

sillies

[myfeetyourpleasure]

The smell, if u know, u know.

[hals-homo-blog]

Questions 1, 3, 8, and 11 with Feetman?

1. Why do you like or dislike this character?

I think he has a really unique personality among the Gordons, it helps him stand out, along side his design. I know everybody has a different design but they all follow the same general base traits more or less, and I do like what we've all come up with for Feetman. He oscillates between Pretty Nice and Asshole in an interesting way too throughout the series.

3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?

I'm the kind of guy who just accepts canon at face value more often than not, and I tend not to have favorite or non-favorite parts of it. I've been thinkin' about it for a hot minute, and from a character writing perspective, I don't think that there's much I could change without juristically altering who the character is. My gripes are more with the overall story, less with Feetman himself.

8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?

woobification for sure. I hate woobification when it comes to any character, but it's an unfortunate side effect of what a fandom is and how it works. In general changing his personality too far in any one direction is pretty annoying. He's frantic, but he isn't like Fluttershy where he's scared of everything. That kind of vibe.

11. Would you date this character?

No lol. He's too sporadic and frantic, I'd have to hit him with rocks, I think. I think I would get irritated with him pretty quick as a romantic partner XD

Thankies for the question!! Keep 'em coming, lol. Question List

[myfeetyourpleasure]

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